Episode list
All 321 numbered episodes, from the beginning of the archive to the latest release.
- June 24, 2017
Solo host Bingo identifies Halfway Okay, describes it as a creative outlet rather than a job or campaign, prefers calling it a show, introduces himself, and plans future friend guests. Julie is discussed but absent. An explicit in-closing turn invites future questions and comments at the spoken/spelled halfwayokay@gmail.com, then continues through runtime self-critique and a Taxi Pac-Man callback. With no clean goodbye, the last transcribed speech is retained as the lower-confidence close.
- July 1, 2017
Bingo thanks listeners, identifies himself, and names Halfway Okay. The hosts thank Danny, solicit future emails for possible on-air reading and advice, confirm that no email or tweet arrived, reject then joke about fabricating mail, disclaim literal Dane Cook violence, and close with repeated goodbyes.
- July 8, 2017
The structural opening identifies Bingo, Halfway Okay, and Danny Fastpaws before transitioning into podcast-advice discussion. The closing repeats the RAITING contest instruction, promotes Instagram and Twitter, requests future emails despite the address being unknown, and ends with repeated thanks after a false-start goodbye.
- July 12, 2017
Bingo thanks listeners, identifies himself, and names Halfway Okay. A following gap is unclassified because transcript text cannot distinguish silence from music. The hosts thank listeners, remind them of the ongoing action-figure contest, present a nested email/social contact plug, and close with repeated goodbyes. No contest result occurs.
- July 19, 2017
A brief structural cold open identifies Bingo and Halfway Okay. The hosts perform a sign-off and promote email, Instagram, and Twitter, but continue for roughly eleven minutes. This is a formal false or premature closing; no later clean formal close is recoverable.
- July 26, 2017
Danny Fastpaws introduces another episode of Halfway Okay and closes the structural cold open with It's a show. The hosts close the show, request emails and sharing, debut the Friendship Line at 937-848-1112 with a three-minute voicemail limit, and promote halfwayokay.com. A later I have repetition is excluded because its function is unresolved.
- August 2, 2017
Structural cold open identifies the show, introduces Bingo and Danny Fastpaws, and establishes the episode's opening patter. The coherent spoken close invites internet messages and calls, explains host-specific email subjects, repeats HalfwayOK@gmail.com and 937-848-1112, and precedes a fragmentary outro that is not promoted as another segment.
- August 9, 2017
A stylized announcement presents Episode 8 under the joke subtitle The Fisherman's Treasure. Recurrence is not inferred from Episode 8 alone. After a 30.9-second uncued gap, a short repeated-sounding line closes the transcript. Whether it is live speech, a produced bumper, a sample, or an ASR artifact remains unresolved and it is not counted as a file.
- August 16, 2017
Structural opening identifies the show and hosts and introduces Julie Metz in an official guest capacity. The opening anchor is exact while the editorial close is moderately certain. Structural closing thanks listeners, promises a return next week, gives the voicemail hotline, and requests word-of-mouth support for possible future live shows. It does not establish a live Episode 9 call or event.
- August 23, 2017
Self-contained structural show identification before an untranscribed gap. The hosts announce the wrap, promote the hotline, play Carly's voicemail once, respond, and sign off. The final garbled cue remains inside the structural tail without being identified.
- August 30, 2017
Structural opening identifies Bingo, Danny, and guest Jeff Jordache. Structural thanks, merchandise plug, and show close through the final transcribed thank-you.
- September 6, 2017
The debut formal two-round response game assigns arbitrary hidden numbers and ends with hotline-number and camera-roll gags. Danny is congratulated, but no competitive winner or prize is established. Formal promotion says every five-star iTunes review enters the open sweepstakes for an Episode I figure to be touched by a grandfather and shipped. Nineteen reviews are reported, but unique entrants, drawing, winner, shipment, and fulfillment are unresolved.
- September 13, 2017
Structural cold open introducing Danny Fastpaws and Julie Metz; the untranscribed gap may contain unidentified bumper music. Structural outro with a noiselesschatter sponsor joke and contact plugs through the last coherent goodbye; later cues are probable outro artifacts.
- September 20, 2017
The hosts give the Friendship Line number, open an unresolved spooky-story game-code contest, play Paul's voicemail, and respond with wardrobe and pizza stories. Paul's file ends at 1471840; later anecdotes are host response. Formal feud-payoff block with distinct Vivian and Casey Robertson voicemails, extended host responses, feud close, and mock medals. Pauses/resumptions do not create replays; awards are comedy, not a formal contest result.
- September 27, 2017
Scripted cold-open ritual through the explicit Weird Easter title line. Structural closing thanks through Happy Weird Easter; later words are treated as ASR/outro artifacts.
- October 4, 2017
A newly introduced formal feature mocks prior guest Tony through impressions, repeated title stings, and a comic 100-vote threat. No operational poll, winner, or prize occurs. Tracy Wells self-identifies as Heather Owens, praises the show, and prompts Mr. Belvedere discussion and a conditional spooky-game offer. One voicemail is played once; 3358060 is the conservative end and 3358520 the possible tail. No selection or fulfillment occurs.
- October 11, 2017
Structural opening identifying Bingo, the show, and returning guest Julie Metz. Structural closing and final thoughts through the last transcribed goodbye.
- October 18, 2017
A distinct Marmalade beard-trimming sketch. The 1453700 name reference is post-sketch identity evidence. Production mode is unresolved, so it is not a confirmed prerecorded file; no winner or prize. A distinct closing Marmalade sketch containing a fictional acted speakerphone call. It is not a replay; production mode is unresolved and not confirmed prerecorded; no winner or prize.
- October 25, 2017
The hosts explicitly open Riddle Explosion and run several riddles without formal scoring, winner, or prize, ending substantive content after the Clash of the Titans movie-synopsis discussion. A later self-reference at 1605500-1607040 occurs during an unrelated Skyline Chili tangent and does not extend the occurrence. The hosts draft and sing a Halfway Okay jingle, solicit hot-or-not votes, continue phone-number and English-accent riffs as part of the feature, and explicitly end it. The vote is an unresolved comedic solicitation rather than a confirmed contest; no tally, winner, or prize occurs.
- October 31, 2017
The hosts sense a presence, use a mock Ouija board to spell the guest's name, and summon Jarrod Johnson, whose self-identification is rendered Jared by ASR. This is a formal one-off guest-introduction bit, not the whole-episode Halloween wrapper; no winner or prize occurs. A structured music-discovery feature introduces an obscure self-titled Maskull CD, plays Hollywood Gypsy in full, discusses uncertain artist lore, and asks listeners to help identify the artist. The exact acoustic onset lies in an untranscribed window and the Troy Maskell identity remains unverified; no winner or prize occurs.
- November 8, 2017
The hosts encourage iTunes reviews, describe an ongoing review-based contest, read exactly three five-star reviews from McGee II, Rekha Stan, and Chelsea, then continue word-of-mouth, voicemail, and prize promotion. Review reading ends at 2823900, while the full feature continues through the Star Wars figure prize clarification; Rekha Stan's real identity remains unresolved. The hosts quiz each other with impressions of known people and show figures. An inaccurate Richard Nixon impression loses seven Facebook contacts; the nested Lightning Round's Jarrod Johnson impression restores four; a Cat With Glasses or Ruth Vader Ginsburg impression follows before the hosts say the segment has run its course. Actual Facebook-account actions are unobservable.
- November 15, 2017
The hosts formally recap a run of weird plugs and mock sponsors: Official Listener Jack, Pepperoni Tony, Rocket Backpacks or Jetpack, and the 12 Musketeers calendar, then close with an explicit sponsors thank-you. This is a comic promotional feature; no paid ad consideration, contest, winner, or prize is established. The hosts say longtime listeners who have not reviewed may qualify for America's Terriblest People, reprise and expand the live refrain with names and callbacks, and interleave repeated good-night sign-offs before the final refrain. No nominees are formally entered or judged, and the uncertain repeated-Food tail is excluded.
- November 22, 2017
Echo asks who at the table and among listeners will play Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp, then ranges through mobile games, Pokemon Go, a phone-camera segue, and Bingo's First Baptist Church sign dispute before returning to friend requests. The episode-specific prompt is not the family name; at least one participant agrees to try the game, but speaker attribution is unresolved and no contest or poll result occurs. The hosts explicitly begin a roleplay, assign a grieving father and funeral worker, improvise a confrontation over a missing skull, close the scene at 4345420, and retroactively title the completed bit Funeral Man. It is an in-room roleplay rather than a mock phone call, with no winner or prize.
- November 29, 2017
Bingo and Danny retrieve, play, pause, resume, and critique one circa-2005 solo Shawntropolis recording about comic-book movies, then reflect on it. The nested edited archival item triggers at 299260, becomes recognizably spoken by 322080, and explicitly stops at 1272640; later lines are live reaction, while pauses and resumptions do not create replays. The hosts formally finish with exactly two five-star reviews: Colonel Billiam's review and Ginger Realm's This Podcast Has Everything and Will Fill You With Joy. Colonel Billiam identifies the already-started first review rather than creating a third; speculation that Ginger Realm is Megan remains unresolved.
- December 6, 2017
Participants take turns presenting lists of interests, objects, or prompts while another participant answers All That or I Don't Know About That. Danny wins the first list by one point; the second-list comic tally gives Reka 100 and Bingo 0, then assigns an incomplete to a participant whose identity is unresolved without diarization. These are internal game results, not an audience contest or giveaway, and no prize occurs.
- December 13, 2017
The hosts formally introduce Vivian's challenge, play her one prerecorded voicemail with clues about a 2000 electronic album by an already-dead artist, guess Moby and Fatboy Slim, and end on the joke answer I don't care. No authoritative solution, entrant, winner, or prize is established. Reka presents a prepared quiz using quotations from twenty-fifth episodes of sitcoms and television shows, asking Bingo with occasional Danny lifelines to identify the show or speaker. The designated guesser reports one correct item, but there is no scorecard, opponent, contest winner, or prize.
- December 20, 2017
King Creeper presents a Christmas choice between another year of Donald Trump or ten years of Danny Fastpaws and George W. Bush sharing the presidency. The latter option is chosen, and a return quandary becomes an extended blind-man and well pun before the host exhausts his notes; this is not an audience contest or poll and has no winner or prize. An in-room Santa character goes live on Instagram, responds to host-paraphrased viewer activity, hears exactly five listener Christmas-wish or advice voicemails, gives joke gifts, and exits. The performer identity is unresolved; the feature is not a contest and has no winner or prize.
- December 27, 2017
The hosts explicitly begin their New Year's plans, hopes, dreams, and declarations. Bingo's serious clothing-and-dream disclosure contains the nested Robert Palmer Trick-em-Up, while Danny jokes that he needs no change. The occurrence closes before the library-story transition; no winner or prize occurs. The hosts explicitly resume New Year's declarations and state resolutions involving Chinese New Year, family, weight, promotion, a pontoon boat, Iceland, and finishing a show without irrelevant names or songs. Tangents remain within the resumed prompt; no winner or prize occurs.
- January 3, 2018
Ryan Singer claims Rich Little was his godfather, supports the lie with a Nashville session-musician story, admits he is kidding, and explicitly identifies the deception as how to do a Trick-em-Up. The retrospective title establishes a complete recurrent-family occurrence; no winner or prize occurs. Bingo invents Teddy Bronco as Cream's lead singer and claims he was his godfather; the others immediately identify the attempt as poor and contrast it with real Trick-em-Ups. This is a bounded performed attempt, not the earlier narrated Marty Stewart history or later Al Gore callback; no winner or prize occurs.
- January 10, 2018
Danny explicitly names the new Gridiron Age football segment, which is immediately occupied by a simultaneous Project Runway Kentaro clip and then abandoned on the final Gridiron tag. The earlier Buffalo Bills discussion is setup outside the formal boundary; no winner or prize occurs. A second distinct Fast Pick of the Week bookend recommends Stairway to Stardom. It is new content rather than a replay of the earlier recommendation; no competitive winner or prize occurs.
- January 17, 2018
Danny explicitly introduces the new Bingo Problemz segment, specifies the Z styling, and presents exactly two complaint items: the jail-ride and proposed studio guest dispute, followed by Bingo's burned-CD suggestion for Stu's undelivered song. The second complaint resolves before the jail-topic transition; no winner or prize occurs.
- January 24, 2018
The hosts use a saved Andy Serkis article for a deliberate Trick-em-Up, recognize the prank internally, and continue its reaction and explanation through the apology before the next topic. Nested within Pawsitive Thinking, a deliberate derail leads to the train-museum and sidetracked punchline before explicit Trick-em-Up recognition and reaction.
- January 31, 2018
The hosts discuss Miitomo's announced closure, Nintendo mobile games, and Nintendo Labo. The exact possessive label is feed-supported; the spoken title is garbled and the next clear setup supplies the close. The hosts explicitly introduce Stuniverse, play one Stu Charno spoken-and-sung recording, discuss where to find his music, and close before a clear topic shift.
- February 7, 2018
A scripted creation myth and chant for the Great Wolf All-Mother/Queen of Fangs culminates in the formal welcome to the Howling Festival. Retakes and chorus synchronization corrections remain one occurrence; setup and post-bit reaction are outside the formal bounds. The hosts introduce Stuniverse, play one paused-and-resumed Stu Charno voicemail containing a haiku about war profiteering, answer its question, and close on the explicit Stuniverse tag. No winner or prize occurs.
- February 14, 2018
The hosts connect iTunes ratings and reviews to one open toy-giveaway campaign, read exactly two five-star reviews, and explicitly place the first reviewer in the running. A long self-assessment interruption remains inside the same logical activity. No drawing, winner, or fulfillment occurs.
- February 21, 2018
The first distinct live-read faux-sponsor comedy card closes on the recurring Smittle Victuals tagline. It is different copy, not a replay or prerecorded file; no winner or prize occurs. The fourth formulaic Smittle Victuals live-read card resolves to the recurring brand despite ASR distortion and ends on the final repeated name. It is distinct copy, not a replay or prerecorded file.
- February 28, 2018
The structural opening identifies the show, discusses the prior shame spiral and a new rigid episode structure, includes ordinary hellos and teasers, and ends at the explicit News opening. No winner or prize occurs. The structural outro thanks listeners, guests, recurring characters, friends, and the contest winner before the final goodbye.
- March 7, 2018
The opening introduces Danny Fastpaws and first-time guest Greg Nichols and covers Greg's injury, seasonal work, sign spinning, ringtones, and bird drops. The hosts retrospectively call this the first part of their structure; recurrence is only an in-episode claim. No winner or prize occurs. The directly titled Friendship Club Corner defines the Facebook group, resolves the grandfather-touched Episode I figure contest, plays Eric Dittmer's two prerecorded selection files, and continues through related figure, guitar, and amplifier discussion. Snoozeville remains a nested joke, not another segment.
- March 14, 2018
The explicitly opened and closed News wrapper remains deliberately porous across animals, religion, an open-mic workshop, the grandpa production recap, Battle Beasts, dogmen, wolfmen, and nested activities. No winner or prize occurs. The prospectively announced Story Time retells Pauline Dakin's account from an unidentified printed article and is retrospectively named the new segment Creepy Watch. The source is unavailable and the host may misremember details, so the story is attributed rather than verified; no winner or prize occurs.
- March 21, 2018
Bingo presents news within the stated Episode 40 structure until the hosts explicitly thank him for the news. No winner or prize occurs. One Truth About You is directly titled and performed as a nested personal-story game immediately before the parent segment's close. Predator or Prey is reference-only and not performed. No winner or prize is established.
- March 28, 2018
Bingo introduces the one-to-five Encino Man scale, rates exactly seven recent films, and completes the feature with a countdown and Happy talking close. These ratings are not Rank'em outcomes; no winner or prize occurs. A directly named Stuniverse wrapper presents one paused prerecorded non-phone contributed-audio source from Stu Charno/Uncle Stu, followed by bounded host interpretation. No winner or prize occurs.
- April 4, 2018
Bingo continued his recurring open-mic workshop by developing a potted-plant joke, simulating the set with Danny and Jarrod, adding a Crocodile Mile joke, and saying the performance would be filmed.
- April 11, 2018
Bingo explicitly opens Uncle Lou News, reports that the cat has laryngitis, imitates the weak meow, and says Uncle Lou is otherwise acting cute before the topic changes. No winner or prize occurs. A prepared space-trip segue opens Stuniverse, which contains exactly one paused-and-resumed Stu Charno contributed-audio source performing and explaining Everybody's Right, followed by a bounded host interpretation. No winner or prize occurs.
- April 18, 2018
The hosts make two observations about the Family Matters opening credits, explicitly declare the new segment Opening Credit Observations, recap the notes, and close it under the Bingo's Silly Corner alias. No winner or prize occurs. A prepared outer-space segue opens Stuniverse, which contains exactly one paused-and-resumed Stu Charno prerecorded contributed-audio source followed by a bounded host interpretation. The intake transport is unresolved and is not asserted as voicemail; no live call, winner, or prize occurs.
- April 25, 2018
The hosts explicitly enter Behind the Seams, explain Julie's pizza and accent joke, and explicitly close the explanatory mode before returning to the Where's Wally discussion. Behind the Scenes is an alias; no winner or prize occurs.
- May 2, 2018
Under the canonical RSS title, the hosts enact one deliberately prepared and explicitly closed birthday-wishes feature containing exactly fourteen unique prerecorded birthday voicemail files. Philip's paused and resumed playback remains one file, host-only banter is excluded, and no winner or prize occurs.
- May 9, 2018
The hosts explicitly open the recurring writing-piece feature, review exactly one roughly sixty-day-old public Reddit prompt with zero responses, invite listeners to write from it, and close before the stand-up discussion. No entry is received or judged and no winner or prize occurs. The hosts take the bullet train to Stuniverse, play exactly one Stu Charno prerecorded non-phone contributed-audio file containing a haiku and reflection on life and variation, then thank Stu and discuss the message before the episode sign-off. No winner or prize occurs.
- May 16, 2018
Danny explicitly opens Polite O’Clock, explains its courtesy rules and individualized consequences, and applies them during a Fred Armisen discussion before explicitly closing the segment. Eric reads only the beginning of his wind report afterward; no winner or prize occurs. A deliberate segue opens Stuniverse and plays exactly one continuous Stu Charno prerecorded non-phone contributed-audio file containing a three-word haiku and reflection on overlooked miracles. The word calling does not establish telephone transport; no voicemail, live call, winner, or prize occurs.
- May 23, 2018
A deliberate Futurama-familiarity trap opens Marmalgate Part II, followed by an attributed excerpt and mock confrontation about Bingo's Marmalade material. The move-forward producer-note transition closes the feature; no binding verdict, winner, or prize occurs. A portal-and-mirror setup opens Stuniverse, which plays exactly one Stu Charno prerecorded non-phone contributed-audio file containing a haiku and reflection about improvement and self-acceptance. Title retries and a technical restart do not multiply the source-file count; no winner or prize occurs.
- May 30, 2018
The hosts explicitly open Halfway Okay Book Club and discuss The Catcher in the Rye after Bingo reports completing and liking the audiobook. A Confederacy of Dunces and Demian are suggested, but no next selection is finalized; the continuous Brubaker/book coda closes immediately before the movie-topic pivot. A host explicitly introduces and performs the short Dear Bingo letter as a nested interruption inside Dear Greg Nichols. The parent explicitly resumes afterward; external sending is not established, and no winner or prize occurs.
- June 6, 2018
The hosts explicitly title Prank Zone while proposing three deliberately extreme comic prank ideas. They say the pranks remain unperformed, and the occurrence has no winner or prize. During the closing portion, the hosts explicitly title a second Prank Zone occurrence while proposing one additional deliberately extreme comic prank. It remains unperformed, with no winner or prize.
- June 13, 2018
Buzz sent Bingo and Danny through four archival memory rounds from the show’s first year; the hosts replayed and discussed old material before explicitly closing their last memory explosion.
- June 20, 2018
The hosts open News, explicitly call the umbrella What’s Happening Today, cover the Sonic pickle-drink field trip and local skeleton-house report, then finish with Drac Pack administrative news; no winner or prize occurs. A prepared segue and title sting open one Stuniverse occurrence, which plays exactly one Stu Charno prerecorded Internet-footprint reflection and closes after the hosts respond. The file is a non-phone contributed-audio artifact, not a voicemail, and no winner or prize occurs.
- June 27, 2018
The hosts explicitly open Polite O’Clock, enact its established courtesy rules while discussing a framed truck-versus-large-person question, and explicitly close it. The occurrence has no competition, winner, or prize. One cohesive Stuniverse opening includes immediate title-sting retries, then plays exactly one Stu Charno prerecorded haiku and reflection source file and ends after the hosts’ appreciative response. The contribution is a non-phone audio artifact, not a voicemail, and no winner or prize occurs.
- July 4, 2018
The hosts perform a Queer Eye double dose containing exactly two personality quizzes. Quiz one gives both hosts the final result Bobby. Quiz two directly states one Tan result and one Karamo result; dialogue supports Danny as Tan and Bingo as Karamo, but that host mapping remains explicitly inferred because the transcript is not diarized. No winner or prize occurs.
- July 11, 2018
Danny and the hosts make explicitly comedic snap judgments about three publicly named Friendship Club members. The numeric and qualitative ratings do not produce an ordered final ranking, Rank'em predecessor, winner, or prize and are not factual personality assessments. Bingo presents exactly two tested products: the Moonlighter video game and McCormick Moroccan seasoning blend. Both receive recommendations; the occurrence has no competition, winner, prize, or ordered ranking.
- July 18, 2018
The explicitly named Master Debater proposal supplies its rules, the hosts accept it, and after a nested station break they debate eliminating the presidency before explicitly moving on. The proposed post-show community vote is absent from the podcast, so there is no verified winner or prize.
- July 25, 2018
Philip J. Reed's named challenge assigns three M*A*S*H episodes. Danny rates each 2/5; Bingo rates them 3, 3.5, and 1 Encino Mans out of 5. Direct result statements conflict, so there is no canonical sole winner and no tangible prize is delivered. The hosts open Stuniverse, play exactly one continuous prerecorded Stu Charno contributed-audio file containing a haiku and reflection about time-bound truth, then respond positively. The file is a non-phone artifact, not a voicemail, live call, or outgoing call.
- August 1, 2018
Danny explicitly launches Artist Spotlight and presents two little-known music sources, Polio Virus Awareness Rap and Computer Man. Both receive qualitative reactions without a stable rating, ordered ranking, winner, or prize. The hosts explicitly open Stuniverse, play exactly one continuous prerecorded Stu Charno contributed-audio file containing a haiku and reflection on aloneness and surrounding life, then respond positively. The file is non-phone: not a voicemail, live call, outgoing call, or public message row.
- August 8, 2018
The cohesive handoff and naming setup becomes Danny's Mutant Roundup, which reviews exactly five Sarah Hayes public videos representing one profiled persona. The hosts respond positively and declare no ordered ranking, winner, or prize. Bingo, Danny, and Eric complete a haunted-manor branching quiz. Eric is trapped between dimensions, Bingo dies, and Danny lives; the hosts do not frame the results competitively, declare a winner, or award a prize.
- August 15, 2018
The hosts recap and review Rich Life's Road Trips source videos, including the multipart Lacey departure and chase sequence and later updates. Four distinct third-party calls are audible only inside the reviewed media; they are annotations, not Halfway Okay phone events. No ranking, winner, or prize occurs. Nested inside Mutant Roundup, the first official Show Darling contest promises a 100% Halfway Okay shop discount coupon to the favorite listener, but breaking footage interrupts the announcement before any winner is named or prize is awarded.
- August 22, 2018
The first official Halfway Okay TV Party assigns Party of Five season one for later discussion. Party of Five is the occurrence subject rather than part of the reusable segment name, and no review, winner, or prize occurs here. The hosts introduce Stuniverse, play one continuous prerecorded Stu Charno contributed-audio submission containing a haiku and reflection on death and material transformation, then respond and thank him. The file is not a voicemail, live call, or outgoing call.
- August 29, 2018
The hosts use the exact singular recurring label to designate Jerry Seinfeld and Donald 'Don' Trump as Enemies of the Show, leaving Bingo one of his stated three annual selections; this is a comic editorial classification without a winner or prize. Across a produced break, the hosts review exactly five public-video sources concerning two profiled public personas: three American Josh videos, one Cereal Wednesday reviewer video, and one anonymous Canadian fight bonus. Red River receives a nested 5.5/5 Encino Mans rating, not an ordered ranking, winner, or prize.
- September 5, 2018
The hosts explicitly open, spell, and close Mourning Announcements, soliciting future Spooktacular and Party of Five participation and promoting an attributed podcast appearance; no contest result occurs. The hosts assign marry, date, and dump categories across multiple listener-supplied trios and alternate comic names. The categorical game ends before the break without an overall winner, score, prize, or ordered ranking.
- September 12, 2018
The hosts explicitly open and close Morning Announcements, covering birthday and community updates and containing the later-recorded nested Breaking News Breaker; private exchanges and external allegations remain attributed and unverified. The hosts review Spencer Carter as a possible HWOK adoption. They explicitly say the adoption is not official and later leave the verdict unresolved; no approval, winner, or prize is recorded.
- September 19, 2018
Bingo presents a prepared no-bake-cookie commercial pitch based on a parody of We're Not Gonna Take It. The segment is retrospectively titled at its strict close; no advertiser or production commitment results. The hosts open Stuniverse, play Stu Charno's separate prerecorded contributor message advocating trash-to-fuel and reduced use of disposable products, and close by thanking him; the proposal is attributed opinion rather than an independently validated solution.
- September 26, 2018
Bingo, Tony, and Danny play the explicitly named old Weird Easter game Yeses or Noses. Tony Waringer wins and receives a decorative tin containing toy snakes, a handmade twine necklace incorporating cutout show faces and earplugs, Snap Pops, and a Shark Tale Game Boy Advance cartridge. The hosts explicitly introduce the new Weird Easter tradition Forced Karaoke and attempt a group performance of the Spice Girls song Say You'll Be There. Tony and Bingo sing while Danny's participation is disputed; no score, winner, or prize is announced.
- October 3, 2018
The hosts explicitly launch Did You Knew, deliver the segment's first purported fact about Eminem and Detroit, and close into a break; the fact is attributed show content rather than independently verified. The hosts explicitly open a new Stuniverse, play Stu Charno's prerecorded haiku and reflection about finding humor in bad situations, and endorse the thought as a fitting show philosophy.
- October 10, 2018
Under the producer-supplied News Uh-oh label, Bingo pivots into deliberately outdated Whitewater and Bill Clinton material and plays several attributed Monica Lewinsky-era parody songs before explicitly closing the news he had been watching. The hosts review two privately supplied phone videos of an intoxicated Bingo, then continue through his serious self-assessment and the hosts' intervention framing; no diagnosis, treatment commitment, ranking, winner, or prize occurs.
- October 17, 2018
Bingo recommends getting the Halfway Okay shirt artwork on a tote bag or Nintendo 3DS zip pouch and says he bought the middle-sized pouch; no ranking, winner, or prize occurs. The hosts play six unique misdirected work-voicemail files grouped as the Wally Chronicles, excluding one recognized duplicate replay; recipient identity, phone ownership, relationships, and misconduct theories remain unresolved.
- October 24, 2018
The hosts explicitly welcome the 2018 inductees, then review and react to attributed public clips associated with Ray Sipe and Terry Davis before transitioning to Bingo's own Call of Duty discussion; the feature makes no ranked placements, contest winner, or prize. The hosts complete Brainfall's Which TV Mom Are You quiz; Bingo receives Carol Brady and Danny receives Morticia Addams, with no contest winner or prize.
- October 31, 2018
The returning Halloween-special wrapper contains Blood News, interleaved spooky submissions, a homemade electronic-voice experiment, guest discussion, and themed transitions; it is an episode format rather than a contest, winner, or prize. The hosts explain alleged EVP and Spiricom history, then route a police-scanner app through a noise gate and reverse delay for a homemade experiment; perceived words remain ambiguous and no spirit communication is verified.
- November 7, 2018
Bingo pitches a once-per-episode supportive-play-along agreement and then the nested Li'l Shermies format while Danny responds as a mock judge; the judges declare themselves out, with no real deal, investment, winner, or prize. The first Mutant Roundup profiles the public video persona Ed Shipek, also presented as Mr. Sunshine, through several clips; Bingo ultimately says he likes and approves of the subject, but this is a qualitative verdict rather than a comparative ranking, contest win, or prize.
- November 14, 2018
Bingo misses four Puerto Rico questions and names Ricky Martin just after the final buzzer, so the comic Didjanu result classifies him as the Hee-Haw prince; no tangible prize is awarded and no contestant winner is declared. A rerolled D6 sets five required videos; D8 results 4, 5, 2, 1, and 7 are accepted after duplicate rerolls, then optional result 8 is played. Six videos play total, with no trap selected, ordered ranking, ratings table, winner, or prize.
- November 21, 2018
The official second Friendship Clubisode uses listener submissions to supply nearly the entire episode's prompts, performances, media, tastings, and activities; it is an episode-format wrapper containing the nested formal segments rather than a contest or call. Bingo maintains a Frasier-style Kelsey Grammer impression while reacting to a submitted country version of Jump; a comic dollar tally is conditional banter and no payment or prize is verified.
- November 28, 2018
The hosts stage mock charges over alleged slander, sweatpants, and abandoned record-shopping plans; after joking guilty pleas, the announced ruling is innocent on all charges, with no prize. James proposes and immediately performs a Stuniverse-inspired Bruniverse installment about never appearing in Friday the 13th Part 2, never writing for Star Trek, and a breadless sandwich; no score, winner, or prize occurs.
- December 5, 2018
Bingo recounts asking Reddit for an Xbox 360 Dance Dance Revolution recommendation and complains that replies redirected him to a computer alternative instead of answering; he says the exchange wasted his time. After accepting a rerolled D6 result of four, the hosts use a D8 to play four official selections, two non-counting trap videos, and one forced bonus video; no ratings, ordered ranking, winner, or prize occurs.
- December 12, 2018
The hosts read a report about a California teacher cutting a student's hair, review the accompanying video, and explicitly close the bounded news feature; the report is discussed as attributed media, not independently verified. The hosts and Julie discuss three prompt cards about a private place or object, a difficult non-person or pet to live without, and dictionary-word self-descriptions; no score, winner, or prize occurs.
- December 19, 2018
The hosts work through PETA’s animal-friendly idiom substitutions and close by thanking PETA; no vote, winner, or prize occurs. The deliberately unprepared segment fails to supply a reliable month-specific historical result; a vague Bundy statement remains unverified and no winner or prize occurs.
- December 25, 2018
After repeated jingle restarts, the hosts deliver Christmas-movie claims and identify the occurrence as a Friendship Club poll selection; no winner or prize occurs within the segment. The final announced Marmalade performance completes its ship-in-a-bottle Christmas story and closes with the Marmalade Show theme.
- January 2, 2019
Bingo develops and trials the recurring Toy Tub mechanic, presenting a Burger King Princess Peach toy and a Kellogg’s Star Fox video-game watch around birthday-voicemail interruptions; neither object is opened, ranked, scored, awarded, voted on, or selected as a prize.
- January 9, 2019
Under the case label The People versus Bingo Groan, Danny prosecutes Bingo over a gift-exchange address error, declares him guilty after an accidental-fault admission, and delegates one future reasonable punishment to listeners; no punishment is selected or completed in Episode 82. The hosts take the ten-question What Unusual Hair Color Matches Your Personality? quiz, producing lavender and copper descriptions without a secure non-diarized speaker-to-color mapping, winner, score, or prize.
- January 16, 2019
The hosts revisit Bingo’s prior guilty finding, review listener punishment proposals without selecting one, reject the matching tattoo, and report qualified restitution before explicitly returning to the normal show. Two fictional three-person choice rounds select Edward Joel Kowalczyk as Bingo’s hypothetical best man and Bronson Pinchot as the person not saved; Danny’s fictional resolution leaves only Shigeru Miyamoto alive.
- January 23, 2019
Danny launches the branded challenge with posting, hashtag and nomination rules, an unresolved possible Toy Tub or Star Wars prize, and a ten-entry raw-Star-Crunch pledge; no submission or winner appears. The hosts explicitly resume the challenge, repeat its title and hashtags, and broadly nominate the Friendship Club while confirming no entrant, completed submission, winner, or award.
- January 30, 2019
Danny formally debuts From Dusk Till Bingo, explaining its d6 gate, three-result punishment table, four-use limit, and ten-minute cap; no roll occurs during this rules occurrence. Bingo presents surprising host-stated season counts for Flying Blind, Down the Shore, In Living Color, and Mad TV; the presentation has no ranking winner or prize.
- February 6, 2019
The hosts compare the Game Corner sting with Elastica, then discuss Wargroove, the Resident Evil 2 remake, Steam trading cards, and Monster Rancher Advance 2 before explicitly closing the segment. Ian debuts a branching voicemail adventure that casts listeners as him at the gym and asks them to choose between finishing the workout or meeting a mysterious stranger at a waffle-and-ice-cream shop.
- February 13, 2019
Bingo spends his game points, rolls a four, and wins Danny’s temporary agreeableness while addressing new listeners and Dayton podcasters; the Counting Cars article is a nested calming interruption. Ian’s nested voicemail resolves the blue-wire branch safely, leaves three crystals, and offers reset-spike or coffin routes; his dropped-card pause remains inside one uninterrupted playback file.
- February 20, 2019
Bingo launches the poetry challenge as a way to distribute stickers, inviting short halfwayokay-inspired poems by voicemail or email; no submission, winner, or prize recipient appears in this episode. A six on the D6 plus an immediate trap produces seven watched internet videos, ending with Perter Griffin Goes to Subway; no overall winner or prize is declared.
- February 27, 2019
Bingo disguises Final Fantasy XIV character and guild events as workplace gossip until Danny exposes the game context, after which the hosts retrospectively name the hybrid story segment. The hosts revisit Li’l Shermie’s lore, play Wheel of Time and Castlevania music, then play listener recordings that add bowling-alley, Pastamania, 1980s food-stock, papier-mâché-ball, foundry, wall-grandfather, and summer-camp lore.
- March 6, 2019
Bingo and Danny discuss Pokémon Sword and Shield and its starters, watch and narrate the reveal trailer, and briefly extend the segment into Final Fantasy XIV and Shadowbringers talk before explicitly closing it. Bingo puts two anonymous workplace phrase errors on Thin Ice—‘big hoo-ha-ha’ and ‘jibber-jobber’—and jokingly sends both speakers to the imaginary slammer.
- March 13, 2019
A Sandlot-trailer misdirection becomes an Ohio-facts Didjanu for Official Erik, delivering the deliberately basic fact that Ohio is one of the fifty states. Under the official-summary pun spelling Mourning Announcements, the hosts name halfwayokay listeners Imps because every listener is important, thank Official Erik, and close the main show.
- March 20, 2019
The hosts resume the listener-poetry feature, play Jerry's voicemail poem about flesh taken from an icebox, praise its metronomic delivery, call it probably the best entry they remember, and offer him a halfwayokay sticker. A rerolled result and trap lead the hosts through all six choices, ending with Polos Is Life; the set is broadly praised, but no video is declared the overall winner and no prize is awarded.
- March 27, 2019
Bingo explains that halfwayokay will not perform at the planned podcast event after a scheduling misunderstanding; the hosts also discuss live podcasts, possible guests, and Bingo’s Instagram growth tactic. Under the historical spoken title Bingo Reads a Marvin, Bingo performs a Tom Armstrong strip in which walker-riding Marvin causes a chain of crashes before landing in his mother’s lap.
- April 3, 2019
The hosts declare Bronson Awareness Week, identify the recording as Episode 94, announce that Episode 100 will be a listener-written Friendship Clubisode, and finish with Bingo asking Danny for wine corks. After abandoning the first portion of his paused solo-host attempt, Bingo names the seven nominal minutes remaining, struggles for material, retells the French Garfield-phone beach mystery, and gives up again.
- April 10, 2019
Danny launches a program asking Facebook friends to post roller-coaster videos directly to Bingo's personal page through 2020 or until interest ends, while explicitly telling listeners not to flood the Friendship Club. Ian reads the selected poetry branch: the friendship poem fails to soothe Little Shermie, who punches and kills the player, with no next choice, score, winner, or prize.
- April 17, 2019
Bingo defines his Hot Cake format and argues that Profoundly.me is a convoluted, embarrassing and attention-seeking Facebook trend before the hosts reminisce about MySpace and other old platforms. Bingo clears his remaining notes by mocking Ben Shapiro's small teeth and testing whether Julie knows that AFK means away from keyboard.
- April 24, 2019
The hosts announce Larryoke, approaching birthdays, birthday voicemail requests, and plans for Episode 100's listener-directed Friendship Club episode. During James Brubaker's rainy-driving voicemail about virtue signaling, the hosts explicitly name his rainy explainers as a new seasonal segment and remind him to drive safely.
- May 1, 2019
While impersonating Bingo during the Freaky Friday opening, Danny debuts an adventure segment and tells a deliberately offensive miniature gas-station story about a shopper blocking access to snap peas; no score, winner, or prize exists. Bingo’s recommendation segment is delayed by an improvised 1990s-song duel, after which he recommends PEN15 and Albert Birney’s Tux and Fanny animation, with related praise for Summer Heights High and Sylvio; the duel has no durable winner or prize.
- May 8, 2019
The hosts promote birthday fundraisers, solicit listener-written Episode 100 material, announce the post-100 move from Wednesday to Thursday releases, and recommend Chris Lilley’s Lunatics before definitively closing the announcements. Danny debuts a listener-submission horror format and makes Bingo watch footage of a dead great-grandmother kept in a backyard coffin, a crawlspace intruder, and several alleged poltergeist incidents; its three explicitly numbered parts form one continuous occurrence, and the proposed future contest has no Episode 99 entrant, winner, or awarded prize.
- May 15, 2019
Friendship Club listeners write the 100th episode’s prompts, challenges, media choices, and questions while the hosts perform them and play congratulatory and favorite-memory recordings. The hosts perform a chant-driven coda about a beet under a rule that discussing anything else resets the timer, stop after about twelve minutes, and tell listeners to replay it to reach twenty.
- May 23, 2019
Bingo recounts accidentally backing into a Starbucks employee’s parked car, reporting it, and being humbled by the owner’s kindness. The hosts discuss Final Fantasy XI and XIV, PlayOnline login friction, servers, and Bingo’s stalled numbered-series playthrough.
- May 30, 2019
One continuous long-form Didjanu occurrence uses recurring produced drops to interrupt and connect the locked-bedroom story, gun and personality discussions, entertainment topics, Caddy’s archive-response voicemail, Catitude playback, and the final rap interruption. Bingo launches a faux-edgy radio interview and asks Danny and Izzy about concerts and beers, romance, and when they last cried, using Buck Cherry-themed language and music drops.
- June 13, 2019
Danny shows Bingo three head-cropped Friendship Club body photos; Bingo scores 1 of 3, avoids the harsher composite, and leaves a future Friendship Club poll to choose his summer cover photo, with no winner or prize in Episode 103. Dice select five videos because a trap adds an extra choice; the hosts apply a C-through-S rating scale, making this a randomized-rating Rank’em predecessor without an overall winner or prize.
- June 20, 2019
Bingo and Danny take a twenty-question Disney character quiz; Danny gets Maximus and Bingo gets Abu, with no winner or prize. In a less-official second occurrence, the hosts examine two files from the same unidentified caller, remix the caller’s song, and call back only to reach a disconnected-number recording.
- June 27, 2019
Bingo debuts the opening feature, discusses his Textual Tension guest appearance and the hosts' fabricated public-masturbation accusation, then continues guest banter before the HMSS proposal. The hosts play James Brubaker's edited three-file paranormal voicemail composite, then Bingo and Tony share their own strange-road, old-house and family stories under the same feature.
- July 4, 2019
Morning Announcements contains a nested Right Off the Bat installment announcing Giovanni Ribisi Day and teasing an associated Halfway Okay store item. The hosts watch a 1966 film of British children predicting the year 2000 and a 1991 real-estate industry film imagining a broker's office in 2000.
- July 11, 2019
The hosts open Morning Announcements, briefly interrupt it with Right Off the Bat, investigate a stray voice in the vampire/bat sting, and announce the Giovanni Ribisi vaporwave shirt and expanded Threadless merchandise. Philip debuts a five-comic caption game in which Bingo and Danny describe panels, guess removed original text, reveal the originals, and submit alternate captions for a later Friendship Club vote; no overall winner is known in this episode.
- July 18, 2019
The hosts announce merchandise, discuss Threadless, debate Bingo's Gen X or millennial identity, and solicit scary stories, mysteries and advice. Ian takes over the performed Jimmy Civilian phone framing and resumes the index-card fantasy adventure, which is derailed by a recipe card and ends with a cake-versus-cupcake choice.
- July 25, 2019
Bingo puts himself on trial for uploading Danny's face to FaceApp, pleads silly, and receives a sentence requiring him to solicit five dollars from old contacts for a fabricated Magic: The Gathering booster need, culminating in an improvised Domino's sponsorship pitch. Chelsea asks whether giving cookies to new neighbors was creepy or could begin a friendship; the hosts discuss neighbor etiquette, conclude she did nothing wrong, request more context, and promise stickers.
- August 1, 2019
The hosts announce scary-story, advice and mystery submissions, joking about possible prizes and immediately solving the miniature mystery of who poisoned Bingo. Danny workshops a voting game in which the committee chooses whether named public figures are guillotined or have their faces tattooed on the judges' forearms; no aggregate winner, score or prize exists.
- August 8, 2019
The hosts introduce Tweet Text and critique Neil deGrasse Tyson's tweet comparing mass-shooting deaths with other causes, expanding into a serious discussion of guns, racism, suicide and public responses to violence. HMSS accepts the Riddle Master's emailed challenge and works collaboratively through the submitted Eight Blood Freezing Crime Riddles with Answers video before declaring the mysteries solved.
- August 15, 2019
The hosts lead with a TV Man local-news report about old televisions left on porches, then cover an anti-Trump boycott list and related restaurant and Bob Evans merchandise news. HMSS investigates an unsolicited voicemail from Instagram follower Scott Mallory, who asks how to podcast and whether he can participate; playing his message resolves his goal of appearing on the show.
- August 22, 2019
The hosts debut Halfway Ohaha, watch Thad's newly uploaded first stand-up performance, and critique its delivery and material before reaching a deliberately mixed ROFL/awful verdict. Nested inside Video Roulette, the hosts revisit Sarah Movie Reviewer and her short Dear Netflix video asking Netflix to retain and add more Antonio Banderas films.
- August 29, 2019
The hosts play and answer three prerecorded questions from Clara about whether Pikachu can hear every Pokemon, Pikachu's friends, and how Pikachu electrocutes, while attempting to keep their answers child-appropriate. Bingo and Julie review Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, comparing it to Goosebumps and discussing its jump scares, creature effects, Harold and the spider sequence.
- September 5, 2019
Danny reports Andrew Luck's retirement, the hosts discuss injuries and football money, and Indianapolis's Andrew Luck Day closes the feature; Listener Checkup occurs inside it. In the first Bingo's Video Showcase, the hosts watch and dissect the full failed sitcom pilot Where's Rodney?, cataloging its recycled jokes, plot holes, character types, and Rodney Dangerfield's unexplained role.
- September 12, 2019
The hosts discuss World of Warcraft Classic, review Bingo's 2006 Sharni versus Night Elves machinima and Vernius Starfire sketch, and continue through related MySpace and Action Vacation projects to the explicit break. The hosts judge six videos across three announced pairings and ultimately declare the final Polos-themed song the winner; its exact title and creator are not established and no prize is announced.
- September 19, 2019
The hosts mark Weird Easter and autumn, revisit Bingo's seasonal cover-photo punishment, and conduct the nested Knowledge or Mystery choice before closing the morning-show framing. The hosts review The Ranch Part 7 with CriticalRay excerpts, recap its characters and cliffhanger, call it bad, and characterize the series as a faux redneck Penny Dreadful.
- September 26, 2019
The hosts discuss Hideo Kojima, Death Stranding, celebrity likenesses, product placement, and online strands before the repeated Game Corner closing tag. Nested inside Halfway Ohaha, Bingo tells how an AOL Satan message reached a local pastor; the episode-title sting says ‘You've Got Hell,’ and the hosts explicitly call it a great segment.
- October 3, 2019
Past Bingo apologizes to fictional sponsor Smittle Victuals for the downbeat show and delivers the spoken ‘Smittle Vittles’ brand and ‘Just like Dad remembers’ tag. A mock fourth-and-goal scenario resolves into the Smittle Victuals slogan and an explicit line that the segment is brought to listeners by the sponsor.
- October 10, 2019
The hosts announce the show's arrival on Spotify and review podcast distribution, then continue through Bingo's graphic-design-convention story and public apology before setting up the next formal segment. Dice select five videos in order 1, 3, 2, 5, and 6; the hosts avoid trap slot 4 and finish with A Thing That This World Could Not Give, with no winner or prize.
- October 24, 2019
The hosts announce the show's impending end, then continue through a long You've Got Mail discussion before explicitly closing Morning Announcements. In an official-feed-named structured contest, Danny judges three submitted selections and declares Linda Finkle's graveyard song the winner.
- October 31, 2019
The third Castle of Blood Halloween special frames guest Caddy's appearance, spooky submissions, Blood News, rapid-fire questions, gifts, the Toxic Lady case, Possum, and two spirit-box sessions. The hosts read Carly's story, play Naomi's spooky recording and Chris's voicemail, then hear Caddy's account of an unexplained hesitation that prevented a high-speed collision.
- November 7, 2019
The hosts revive the explicitly titled toy-selection feature, select and discuss several toys, and declare no score, winner, or prize. The hosts reframe an anonymized prerecorded spooky-story follow-up as a mystery; the foam-number-four event remains unexplained, and the specter conclusion is only a joke.
- May 18, 2020
Danny delivers a nested public apology and outlines an unresolved animal-charity shirt plan, then Bingo promotes Philip J. Reed's Resident Evil book campaign; the core occurrence ends explicitly before a later charity-content footnote. Nested inside Morning Announcements, Danny retracts an unsupported rumor that Ian MacKaye later became an alcoholic and formally apologizes in case he repeated it on the podcast.
- May 29, 2020
Bingo announces the halfwayokay subreddit and delayed charity-shirt art, then Morning Announcements continues through a nested Public Apologies installment whose immediate amendments form the clean close. Bingo and Danny each complete one random message-thread selection, with one redo, then decline another round; no scoring, winner, or prize exists, and all private correspondents, work context, and message contents are excluded.
- June 10, 2020
Bingo describes creating the Ask a Boglin social accounts and launch video, then treats a host-generated Boglin-nest prompt as its first question and points listeners to the external video response; no authenticated listener submission, winner, or prize is established. Guest Philip J. Reed runs a survival-selection game in which Bingo and Danny evaluate randomized good and bad traits for apocalypse visitors and jointly decide whom to admit to an eight-person bunker; their final six additions are Larry Talbot, Magic Johnson, Little Debbie, Julie Metz, Sailor Moon, and Giovanni Ribisi.
- July 15, 2020
The hosts discuss wrestling presentation, pandemic-era football plans, and the Washington team's anticipated name change before retrospectively naming and closing the block as the Wrestling and Football Update; no winner or prize exists. Under the official-feed name Bingo Gives Back, Bingo offers three free parody-song concepts—Forever Your Squirrel, Squirrels Just Want to Have Fun, and My Bird—with no assignment, adoption, winner, or prize.
- August 20, 2020
Danny interrupts with a named declaration that promotes Ian Hendon's Pyramid Scheme Cosmetics project; the hosts then dispute whether the plug qualifies as a declaration. Bingo performs a joke countdown of purported True Lies quotes; the audible list starts at number four and continues through one using lines knowingly associated with other films, then explicitly closes.
- September 30, 2020
The hosts revisit the long-running Maskell music mystery using a purported photograph and information attributed to an unnamed former associate, while qualifying the identity, biography, image, and stage-name explanation as uncertain.
- October 26, 2020
Bingo introduces a diagnostic parody, lists a sore throat, slight headache, four coughs, and a 98.1-degree reading, and asks Danny to choose cold or COVID; Danny answers 'probably a cold,' which is comedy rather than diagnosis. Under the spoken sign-off Bingo Halloween Crank-A-Yanker, Bingo gives a Halloween tip for altering punctuation on a 'Please be patient, student driver' bumper sticker; no call or prank is performed.
- November 24, 2020
The hosts fact-check GameCube and other old-console prices in real time after discussing a fake giveaway, then segue into a broader collecting discussion. The hosts explicitly enter Game Corner, discuss Yakuza: Like a Dragon, World of Warcraft and Shadowlands, and explicitly declare Game Corner over.
- December 15, 2020
Bingo announces his guest appearance on 2000 DC's improvised sitcom Turkey Dates and the hosts discuss whether to make another Christmas episode; the segment explicitly closes, with a later callback recommending Cliffhanger. After abandoning a proposed thirty-second three-bit sprint, Bingo uses a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tabletop RPG random table: Danny becomes a leopard mutant with laser eyes and Bingo an approximately 800-pound pigeon mutant, with no ranking, winner, or prize.
- March 23, 2021
Bingo recommends cleaning glass with water and a microfiber cloth, while Danny adds generic-cleaner advice and a movie-viewing tip about considering cinematic influences; the advice is not independently tested. Unable to place prank calls, Bingo and Danny create the fictional Mitt Romson email persona and narrate sending five prank emails before naming the durable bit the Mitt Romson Show; no recipient response occurs.
- July 29, 2021
Bingo reports an amicable relationship ending and a move to downtown Dayton, then Danny wins a brief weight-guessing game by choosing the closer estimate; no prize is awarded. Casey presents photocopied Cartoon Library material about proposed Hulk Hogan's Pastamania characters, including Cowgirl Cannoli, the Knot Heads, Ravi-Oli, Clam Up, Lasagnoid, Professor Wastebasket, and the Bread Bandit.
- October 27, 2021
Bingo, Danny, and Jarrod presented an extra-long Halloween feature built from archived listener voicemails, scary stories, paranormal recordings, and extended reactions. The hosts explained their recurring spirit-box activity, ran an SB7 radio-sweep session, discussed ambiguous perceived words and numbers, and ended without claiming verified spirit communication.
- February 1, 2023
Bingo returned to the live format with updates about elective and dental surgery, Velma, vasectomy advice, and the newly configured call line. Bingo read and judged posts from his Twitter feed, including his own poorly received jokes.
- February 8, 2023
Bingo recounted an aquarium birthday and chaotic Bloody Mary contest, then reviewed his experiences and prospects across dating apps. Bingo sought sympathy after neighbor Fishstick threatened a delivery driver with a knife, then discussed the incident and another knife story with therapist Katie.
- February 15, 2023
Bingo shared the first and second parts of his recent life updates. Bingo discussed television and other media in a long viewing-recommendation segment.
- February 22, 2023
Bingo recounted return scams, discussed progressive language and fursonas with Stormy, and praised musician Kate Wakefield while joking that glasses impede stardom. Bingo recommended AP Bio, praising its mean but sweet tone and distinctive teal-and-orange visual palette.
- March 1, 2023
Bingo debuted Little Oopsies, revealed his mole fursona, and corrected several omissions and misunderstandings from the prior episode. Bingo reviewed submitted bumper stickers and unusual vehicle decorations until technical difficulties interrupted the presentation.
- March 8, 2023
Bingo revisited recent mistakes in the recurring Little Oopsies segment. Bingo reviewed bumper stickers and decorated vehicles during an extended closing segment.
- March 15, 2023
Bingo proudly reported learning to cook a tasty, if mushy, chicken stir-fry and welcomed several original listeners. Bingo reviewed the webcomic My Dictator Boyfriend and recommended Decoder Ring’s episode about Baby Shark.
- March 22, 2023
Bingo announced a coming show development and praised the life-changing comfort of carrying his wallet in a front pocket. Bingo described playing World of Warcraft Classic in self-imposed hardcore mode and memorialized his fallen dwarf hunter Hargul.
- March 29, 2023
In a hybrid Poor Bingo and Little Oopsies installment, Bingo sought sympathy while revisiting mistakes and Tony making him feel bad. Bingo discussed and recommended recent viewing before closing the show.
- April 5, 2023
Bingo sought sympathy after spilling Tim Hortons coffee and bruising his big toe while climbing stairs at the cat food factory. Bingo reviewed bumper stickers and heavily decorated vehicles, ending with a Christian Biker Outreach window graphic.
- April 12, 2023
Bingo revealed that he now stores his Brita pitcher at room temperature and adds ice when he wants cold water. Bingo reviewed submitted bumper stickers and vehicle decorations, including a crude family decal.
- April 19, 2023
Bingo discussed a workplace body-composition test and his plan to abstain from alcohol for a month before retesting. Bingo strongly recommended the Freevee comedy series Jury Duty without spoiling its premise.
- April 26, 2023
Bingo shared recent life updates in a brief installment. Bingo generated Glastrier and ranked it #3 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- May 3, 2023
Bingo announced an upcoming Las Vegas trip, discussed travel plans, and anticipated seeing Carrot Top. Cool Stewie returned to advise Evan about pursuing a different job at the cat food factory.
- May 10, 2023
Bingo sought sympathy while discussing bad dreams and other frustrations. The random-number generator selected desiree_ at position 14 from 18 subscribers.
- May 17, 2023
Bingo shared life updates and clarified that the material was part of the recurring Pupdates segment. The random-number generator selected stargaziey, spoken as Star, at position 12 from 19 subscribers.
- May 24, 2023
Bingo previewed his Las Vegas trip and Carrot Top show, shared AI-generated heckles, and recounted a frustrating trivia night. The random-number generator selected quartering at position 19 from 22 subscribers.
- May 31, 2023
Bingo recounted a Las Vegas trip, eating in darkness, Area15, Omega Mart, and other recent life updates. The random-number generator selected naomifullbloom at position 2 from 21 subscribers.
- June 14, 2023
Bingo recounted his Nashville trip, discussed graphic design, and reflected on the end of Blaseball and Big Jake. The random-number generator selected Grand Slam Mets, identified as Julie, at position 10 from 24 subscribers.
- June 21, 2023
Bingo shared recent life updates and described a major new lifestyle change. The random-number generator selected zerby0, spoken as Zerby, at position 18 from 23 subscribers.
- June 28, 2023
Bingo shared recent life updates and reflected on Sharky’s extended earlier call. The random-number generator selected caddystrophic, spoken as Cubby, at position 7 from 24 subscribers.
- July 5, 2023
Bingo discussed Threads, Tig Notaro, and other current life and platform updates. After invalidating repeat winner caddystrophic at position 20, Bingo redrew and selected n1ghtmaret at position 12 from 23 subscribers.
- July 12, 2023
Bingo recounted attending a Dayton Dragons baseball game and becoming impressed by the independent mascot BirdZerk. The random-number generator selected stargazicy, known as Star, at position 27 from 27 subscribers.
- July 19, 2023
Bingo discussed recent life events, gifts, eyesight, and a Playdate handheld. The random-number generator selected normalstormo, spoken as Stormy, at position 8 from 24 subscribers.
- July 26, 2023
Bingo delivered a brief life update and discussed a free gift. The random-number generator selected jeff_jordache at position 25 from 27 subscribers.
- August 2, 2023
Bingo updated the decoder-ring project, continued discussing Urkel, and celebrated Sharky’s engagement. The random-number generator selected Video James at position 18 from 30 subscribers.
- August 9, 2023
Bingo promoted his upcoming Urkel presentation, praised biotin for strengthening his nails, and considered coin collecting after finding a 1944 nickel. The random-number generator selected Firefox at position 15 from 31 subscribers.
- August 16, 2023
Bingo briefly sought sympathy while discussing Carfax alerts, tire rotation, and email previews of physical mail. After several rejected draws, the random-number generator selected dolby109 at position 5 from 41 subscribers.
- August 23, 2023
Bingo shared recent outings and other life updates. The random-number generator selected mozzafella, spoken as Tony, at position 1 from 40 subscribers.
- August 30, 2023
Bingo discussed recent personal events, including an Iceland trip, the blue supermoon, Björk, and other life updates. The draw selected breezybreezybreezybreezy at position 34 from 41 subscribers for a Bumper Grumbles keychain and regular prize extras.
- September 6, 2023
Bingo discussed his Urkel performance, podcast appearance, first stand-up set, and concerns about when an Urkel impression is appropriate before celebrating Hoagie Day. The random-number generator selected repeat winner Firefox at position 5 from 41 subscribers.
- September 13, 2023
Bingo previewed his Chicago design-conference trip and the twentieth annual public-access Spooktacular. The random-number generator selected obiwan1544, Greg Nichols, at position 11 from 45 subscribers.
- September 27, 2023
Bingo showed the Neelix figure he received from Bye Bye Bingo and previewed his Chicago trip. The random-number generator selected Grand Slam Mets, Julie, at position 38 from 38 subscribers.
- October 5, 2023
Bingo discussed beginning to play the Pokémon Trading Card Game and seriously considering applying for a better-paying job in Anchorage, Alaska. The random-number generator selected esomwins at position 32 from 36 subscribers for a package of halfwayokay prize items.
- October 12, 2023
Bingo discussed recent life updates and considered moving to Alaska. After rejecting repeat winner cubby at position 3, the redraw selected gordoww11, spoken as Gordo, at position 1 from 47 subscribers.
- October 18, 2023
Bingo discussed the Ohio Renaissance Festival and promoted the twentieth Halloween Spooktacular. The random-number generator selected the clearly spoken display name Dirk Vanderhuge at position 6 from 44 subscribers.
- October 25, 2023
Bingo reported helping Trash and Stormy move and said little else was happening in his life. The random-number generator selected ariannahv at position 33 from 46 subscribers for a package of halfwayokay prize-bundle items.
- November 1, 2023
Bingo reviewed twelve Luigi costumes, described rapping for children, and reported that his Cat Food Factory dispute was settled. After rejecting repeat winner Julie, Bingo redrew and selected Camo Crabby at position 4 from 42 subscribers.
- November 8, 2023
Bingo recounted attending a Cincinnati Cyclones hockey game, focusing on its mascots, crowd, and arena activities. Bingo introduced Yu-Gi-Oh cards as prizes; after rejecting two unfamiliar draws, carist won Penguin Soldier at position 39 of 44.
- November 15, 2023
Bingo discussed recent life developments and the show before moving into a Name That Name mistake. The random-number generator selected Carly at position 31 from 32 subscribers.
- November 22, 2023
Bingo shared recent life updates before moving into Poor Bingo. The random-number generator selected vcrrated at position 17 from 29 subscribers for the Aqua Spirit card.
- November 29, 2023
Bingo discussed the Hickman Kewpies, the show’s low Spotify rating, and other recent life updates. After initially abandoning the segment because of login trouble, Bingo drew number 8 from 28 subscribers; desiree_______ won the carried-over Aqua Spirit card and the newly drawn Danyipon card.
- December 7, 2023
Bingo described his feverish respiratory illness and asked the audience for sympathy. The random-number generator selected Jedigreedo at position 18 from 24 subscribers for a Gravekeeper’s Cannonholder Yu-Gi-Oh card.
- December 13, 2023
Bingo recounted his COVID-19 week and reviewed his Twitch year statistics and audience activity. The draw selected normalstormo at position 6 from 22 subscribers for the Ancient Lamp Yu-Gi-Oh! card, Bruce keychain, stickers, and extras.
- December 20, 2023
Bingo described bonking his head on a dresser, technical problems, and his lack of holiday spirit. The random-number generator selected Eric Ditmer at position 1 from 22 subscribers.
- December 27, 2023
Bingo discussed being alone on Christmas, his approaching birthday, and New Year’s Big Choices with chat. The random-number generator selected video_james, also called Trash, at position 6 from 30 subscribers.
- January 3, 2024
Bingo opened the year with personal updates, recent events, and plans before transitioning into Poor Bingo. The draw selected chelsea_hull at position 17 from 29 subscribers for a Dark Cat with White Tail Yu-Gi-Oh! card, Bruce keychain, and stickers.
- January 10, 2024
Bingo played a Famous Mouse voicemail responding to the previous episode’s Steamboat Willie discussion. The random-number generator selected Desiree at position 26 from 28 subscribers and the audience upheld her repeat win.
- January 17, 2024
Bingo discussed dropping the opening rap, recent activities, and his mood while calls from Bob, God, and Sharky repeatedly interrupted. The random-number generator selected Carus at position 5 from 28 subscribers.
- January 24, 2024
Bingo discussed abandoning the opening rap, eating spicy food, acquiring a collectible coin, and repeatedly leaving his wallet in another coat. Bingo held an unusual end-of-show chat, discussed Twitch income and Patriot Health, and interviewed Bruce about his birthday and former college-rock band.
- January 31, 2024
Bingo briefly complained about his circumstances and admitted he had little prepared for Poor Bingo. The draw selected Katie at position 16 from 23 subscribers for the Phantom Cricket Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
- February 7, 2024
Bingo recapped Stormy’s karaoke birthday party, repeatedly singing ‘Tarzan Boy,’ and the first Silly Sod work stream before noting Toby Keith’s death. The random-number generator selected uwubreci at position 19 from 30 subscribers for a Des Frog Yu-Gi-Oh card, called Death Frog on air.
- February 14, 2024
Bingo opened his life update before immediately pivoting to being ill. The random-number generator selected Jedigreedo at position four from 30 subscribers for a Metabot card and glow-in-the-dark spaceship Valentine.
- February 21, 2024
Bingo documented a Wave Link update that broke his established audio routing and left his microphone audible in only one channel. The random-number generator selected Samantha at position 31 from 33 subscribers for her first win.
- February 28, 2024
Bingo discussed new anime shirts, finishing Yu Yu Hakusho, and other recent personal updates. The random-number generator selected obiwan45459, identified as Greg Nichols, at position 26 from 35 subscribers.
- March 6, 2024
Bingo discussed work, show plans, and his daily life before moving into calls and mail. After a long Sharky call, the random-number generator selected Colonel Billiam at position 27 from a record 45 subscribers.
- March 13, 2024
Bingo discussed work, show preparation, an upcoming week off, and severe microphone distortion. The random-number generator selected Regan Figler at position 6 from 38 subscribers.
- March 20, 2024
Bingo described preparing the 3/20 balloon stunt, attaching helium balloons to Nana’s blanket, and trying to manage the rapidly escalating live special. A random-number draw selected Katie at position six from 53 subscribers for free garbage, including logo stickers and buttons.
- March 27, 2024
Bingo complained about personal problems and technical frustrations before pivoting into the news. The random-number generator selected Gateway Fan at position 25 from 51 subscribers.
- April 3, 2024
Bingo covered show and life updates including the origins of Sharky and Bing O Green. The random-number generator selected shes_lump, identified as Audrey, at position 26 from 39 subscribers.
- April 10, 2024
Bingo announced a week off, promoted Episode 200 Friendship Club submissions, discussed technical audio problems and spring break, and took a long Bobby Hollywood call. After login trouble and an unidentified call, the random-number generator selected Regan Figler at position 12 from 36 subscribers.
- April 17, 2024
Bingo struggled with the Friendship Club response, repeated interruptions, audio setup, and other production frustrations. The draw selected boreencesi at position 37 from 44 eligible subscribers; no specific prize was stated in the episode.
- May 1, 2024
Bingo struggled with broken show audio, exhaustion after Seattle, and losing his handmade Pokémon card-game badge to Tony. The draw selected destree, identified by Bingo as Kurt, at position 18 from 32 subscribers; no specific prize was stated.
- May 8, 2024
Bingo discussed technical trouble, travel, joining improv classes, and the anxiety of performing comedy around strangers. The draw selected camocrabby at position 27 from 30 subscribers for a pre-filled prize envelope whose contents were not enumerated.
- May 15, 2024
Bingo introduced the 200th-episode Friendship Club celebration and gave a brief life update. The random draw selected chunkydunklive at position 5 from 31 subscribers; Bingo did not state a specific prize.
- May 22, 2024
Bingo shared the week’s personal frustrations and mishaps during the opening complaint segment. A random draw selected video_james, called Video James or Trash, at position 2 from 26 subscribers for a Chinese wig and other gifts.
- May 29, 2024
Bingo described conflict with his new boss over a last-minute lunch meeting and declared himself a victim twice over. caseyroberson, whom Bingo called Casey Frankenstein, won at position 15 from 28 subscribers.
- June 5, 2024
Bingo recapped an improv-filled wedding weekend, described his outfit, and discussed social moments from the event. caddystrophic won at position 1 from 27 subscribers for a stated third win.
- June 12, 2024
Bingo discussed recent podcast appearances and an inexpensive broken Breville Bambino Plus espresso machine Desiree found for him. cheeriochi won at position 6 from 30 subscribers; Bingo implied the prize included a wig.
- June 19, 2024
Bingo introduced his Breville Bambino Plus and the espresso-based Coffee Lemon Zammer Plus. After spreadsheet trouble, the random-number generator selected Jedi Greedo at position 29 from 29 actual subscribers.
- June 26, 2024
Bingo improvised complaints about the show’s technical problems and struggled to find enough material for Poor Bingo. The random-number generator selected Eric Ditmer at position 32 from 32 subscribers.
- July 3, 2024
Bingo complained about show problems and his difficulty producing Poor Bingo material. The random-number generator selected Gnarly Carly at position 17 from 34 subscribers for her second win.
- July 10, 2024
Bingo shared couch and other recent life updates. After two redraws, certstodge, whom Bingo called Kurt, won at position 25 from 33 subscribers.
- July 17, 2024
Bingo introduced the show’s news discussion with the Poor Bingo bumper. The random-number generator selected Carus, also called Caddy, at position 27 from 33 subscribers for his fourth win.
- July 24, 2024
Bingo recapped a cabin trip, launched the Discord, and discussed Island Time, his haircut, and cutting his ear. After rejecting repeat winners Caddy and Jacqueline, the redraw selected Viv at position 13 from 33 subscribers.
- July 31, 2024
Bingo promised to improve his Discord participation and announced the end of Island Time. The random-number generator selected The Real James B at position 26 from 31 subscribers for the found cat-and-Deadpool drawing.
- August 7, 2024
Bingo discussed Discord, unveiled the masterroshi.com redirect, and showed the halfwayokay link hub and merchandise. The random-number generator selected samamfuh at position 22 from 30 subscribers.
- August 14, 2024
Bingo discussed show analytics and promoted Ian Hinden’s forthcoming game Would You Call Him a Bad Man. The random-number generator selected Eric Ditmer at position 4 from 30 subscribers for his third win.
- August 21, 2024
Bingo shared life and show updates after an opening call from Danny about daylight time and Ian’s game. Bingo preserved the Chillin’ Chat streak, discussed Elon Musk’s gun emoji, and let Danny’s extended call carry the show far past schedule.
- August 28, 2024
Bingo celebrated Eric and Desiree’s newborn, discussed show and life updates, and took a surreal call from the baby that turned back into Joe Biden. The random-number generator selected cheeriochi at position 17 from 28 subscribers for her second win and a free surprise, possibly vintage Justin Bieber stickers.
- September 4, 2024
Bingo recapped improv, described saving Eric and Desiree’s newborn from an airborne Reese’s package, and planned a novelty-camera photo shoot. The random-number generator selected jackson_smokes_math at position 14 from 29 subscribers for his first win and a prize including LAFF trading cards.
- September 11, 2024
Bingo discussed recent meals, spending money on promotion, and other personal updates before turning to his grievances. After several comedian-character interruptions, the random-number generator selected chelsea_hull at position 18 from 27 subscribers; Bingo did not specify the exact prize.
- September 18, 2024
Bingo recapped attending independent wrestling and a poetry event, including the discomfort and small triumphs of going out alone. The random-number generator selected twinn, identified as Toby, at position 10 from 26 subscribers; the exact free prize was not stated.
- September 25, 2024
Bingo discussed improv auditions, a lonely weekend, a smelly Magic: The Gathering prerelease, and the end of the Prep School Dreamy Scenes run. The random-number generator selected Samantha at position 25 from 26 subscribers for her third win.
- October 2, 2024
Bingo shared life and show updates, discussed becoming a real improviser, and took an early character call from Sir William Popcorn. The random-number generator selected Naomi Full Bloom at position nine from 29 subscribers for her second win and the regular prize bundle.
- October 9, 2024
Bingo showed a dancing Psyduck toy whose song the microphone failed to capture and recounted vomiting at the cat-food factory. The random-number generator selected stargaziey at position 27 from 27 subscribers for her third win; Bingo teased an upgraded future prize but did not state this round’s exact prize.
- October 16, 2024
Bingo opened with an unusually early chat session to calm down after internet failures, answering Ice Cube questions about Nightcore, horror, and possible Dreamy Scenes shows. Bingo ranked Darmanitan #42 and began a Renaissance-warrior cat for Seth, but repeated internet failures ended the show before the drawing, vote, rating, or second Pokémon could be completed.
- October 30, 2024
Bingo recapped his New York trip, Halloween plans, Boppy developments, and the show’s Laurel and Hardy couple costume. The random-number generator selected ColonelBilliam at position 21 from 27 subscribers for his third win and a Boppy.
- November 6, 2024
Bingo processed the election, recapped officiating a Dracula-themed wedding, discussed drinking, and shared show updates. The random-number generator selected camocrabby at position 10 from 27 subscribers to receive a Boppy and the regular prize bundle.
- November 13, 2024
Bingo discussed his post-election grief, return to Bluesky, and another temporary Twitter suspension after an angry reply. The random-number generator selected certstodge, whom Bingo called Kurt, at position 22 from 27 subscribers; no prize was stated before the show ended.
- November 20, 2024
Bingo described recurring internet trouble, his LASIK recovery and corneal flap, an unusually stylish eye doctor, his Christmas tree, and plans for a multi-hour Christmas Day show. The random-number generator selected desiree_______ at position 7 from 25 subscribers for her fourth win and a Boppy plus prize-bundle treasures.
- November 27, 2024
Bingo shared show and life updates, including his improved internet and awkward conversations about streaming at work. The random-number generator selected ragnfredr at position 11 from 25 subscribers for his third win and the regular prize bundle.
- December 4, 2024
Bingo reviewed his Spotify Wrapped listening habits and other recent personal updates. The draw selected cheeriochi at position 4 from 27 subscribers for a Sylvan Lotuswain Yu-Gi-Oh! card, Boppy, and stickers, their third win.
- December 11, 2024
Bingo discussed recent show activity, including his appearance on People Are the Enemy and preparations for the Cursemas marathon. The random-number generator selected ragnfredr at position 23 from 25 subscribers for a fourth win and a Giant Orc Yu-Gi-Oh card plus extras.
- December 18, 2024
Bingo previewed the planned all-day Cursemas show, asked viewers for segment submissions, and shared recent show updates. The random-number generator selected katesta23, whom Bingo called Katie, at position one from 25 subscribers to receive a Revival Jam holographic Yu-Gi-Oh card.
- December 25, 2024
During the first Cursemas installment, Bingo explained the marathon’s every-segment premise, shared updates, and took a call from his purported great-grandpappy. Bingo ranted about ethical non-monogamy in a bit introduced as both Bingo's Biggest Boners and Get With the Program during Part 3.
- January 1, 2025
Bingo shared New Year’s updates, reflected on the long Christmas show, and discussed seeing Kate Wakefield perform. The random-number generator selected videoJames at position 28 from 31 subscribers for the LAFF cards and artifact prize bundle.
- January 8, 2025
Bingo opened with production frustrations, Boppy business, recent purchases, and other personal complaints instead of the usual Pupdates order. The draw selected Chelsea Hall at position 25 from 30 subscribers for the Plasm cards and prize extras, her third win.
- January 22, 2025
Bingo detailed recent frustrations and illnesses during the weekly complaint segment. The draw selected ericditmer at position 5 from 32 subscribers for Bill & Ted cards and other prizes, his fourth win.
- January 29, 2025
Bingo showed and discussed assorted treasured objects and collectibles with chat. The draw selected jackson_smokes_math at position 8 from 29 subscribers for the Pack Attack cards and other halfwayokay delights.
- February 5, 2025
Bingo recapped attending a Dayton Flyers basketball game, drinking beer, and recent life developments. video_james, also called Video James and Trash, won a Doodle Wonker activity pack at position 8 from 32 subscribers for his stated fourth win.
- February 12, 2025
Bingo shared life and show updates, celebrated that Dougie was alive, and previewed Valentine’s plans. American Bandstand cards defeated Casper movie cards, and Bingo opened and reviewed the vintage music and television pack.
- February 19, 2025
Bingo discussed his upcoming LASIK surgery, recent life and show developments, and Pokémon preferences with chat. The random-number generator selected hatefilledbox at position eight from 32 subscribers for the Portfolio’s Secret cards and prize extras.
- February 26, 2025
Bingo shared life and show updates, including his recent eye procedure, exercise progress, and the punishment promised for accumulating five demerits. The random-number generator selected Camo Crabby at position 19 from 32 subscribers for a fourth win and the Pocahontas prize bundle.
- March 5, 2025
Bingo recapped the Frogman Festival, shared personal and show updates, and checked on his Pokémon pedometer companion. The random-number generator selected caddystrophic at position seven from 30 subscribers for a fifth win and the equestrian prize bundle.
- March 12, 2025
Bingo shared life updates, including Dougie’s bathroom mishap and the return of an enemy of the show. The random-number generator selected twinn at position 13 from 27 subscribers to receive the Spoofy Tunes cards, a Boppy, and extras.
- March 19, 2025
Bingo shared personal and show updates after taking an early character call from Green Day. The random-number generator selected Desiree at position 15 from 30 subscribers for her fifth win and the Anastasia prize bundle.
- March 26, 2025
Katie and Bingo compared their tastes in musical theater before sharing a pregnancy update. The random-number generator selected Naomi Full Bloom at position three from 27 subscribers for her third win and the SNL prize bundle.
- April 2, 2025
Bingo recapped Simon’s visit, discussed recent life and show developments, and sorted Kroger paper coupons. The random-number generator selected Video James, also called Trace or Trash, at position 9 from 32 subscribers for his fifth win.
- April 9, 2025
Bingo shared life and show updates before moving into Poor Bingo. The random-number generator selected Twin at position 9 from 32 subscribers to receive the Desert Storm cards and prize extras.
- April 16, 2025
Bingo discussed dropping and briefly resubscribing to Amazon Prime, completed a Nielsen survey, and took a call from Dr. Yesterday. The redraw selected The Real James B at position 23 from 33 subscribers to receive the X-Files cards and prize extras.
- April 23, 2025
Bingo shared personal and show updates, previewed the night’s mail, Pokémon, and Dreamy Scenes, and talked with chat before Poor Bingo. The random-number generator selected emotionalcreature79 at position one from 32 subscribers for their first win and the Bozo prize bundle.
- May 7, 2025
Bingo recapped his Seattle design-conference trip and previewed show plans. The random-number generator selected Camo Krabby at position 7 from 29 subscribers to receive the LAFF cards and extras.
- May 14, 2025
Bingo discussed his Bart Simpson tattoo and revisited childhood dental records and memories. The random-number generator selected hatefilledbox at position 27 from 28 subscribers to receive the Bone cards and prize extras.
- May 21, 2025
Bingo marked the 250th episode, discussed his coffee-lemon drink, recent personal updates, and assorted audience questions before moving into Poor Bingo. The random-number generator selected Jedi Greo at position six from 27 subscribers to receive the Bill & Ted cards, including the Rosetta Stone of Bill-and-Ted-speak.
- May 28, 2025
Bingo announced his Dayton Drunk Theater appearance in A Midsummer Night’s Dream and shared life and show updates. The random-number generator selected cheeriochi at position 10 from 27 subscribers to receive the Flintstones cards, Boppy issue three, and prize extras.
- June 11, 2025
Bingo shared life and show updates, including a tooth emergency, while nesting Poor Bingo inside the extended segment. The random-number generator selected Viv at position 35 from a record 47 subscribers to receive the Pizza Head cards and prize extras.
- June 18, 2025
Bingo shared weekly life and show updates before moving into Poor Bingo. Bingo loaded 45 subscribers into the random-number generator, but the archived episode ended before a winner was announced.
- June 25, 2025
Bingo discussed recent life updates, Pokémon card grading and collecting, and the status of the previous Name That Name draw. The random-number generator selected Desiree at position 11 from 44 subscribers to receive the Italian Slimies cards and prize-bundle extras.
- July 2, 2025
Bingo shared weekly life and show updates before moving into Poor Bingo. The random-number generator selected Cactus Face J at position 24 from 42 subscribers to receive the Dick Tracy cards and prize extras.
- July 9, 2025
Bingo celebrated Colonel William and Greg Nichols’ birthdays, discussed Superman plans and time off, showed his Game Boy Camera travel rig, and reviewed recent life updates. The random-number generator selected bigpopsmo at position 12 from 42 subscribers to receive the Wacky Packages cards and prize-bundle extras.
- July 16, 2025
Bingo recapped a Chicago trip with Kurt and Trace to see Built to Spill and Yo La Tengo, showed an Arale Statue of Liberty collectible, and praised the new Superman movie. The random-number generator selected Merkin Socks at position 22 from 24 subscribers to receive the VR Troopers cards and prize extras.
- July 23, 2025
Bingo discussed unusual coffee, mailing delayed prizes, fetching belongings from his old apartment, and his drunken-theater audition and viewer video. The random-number generator selected ascalzi98, whom Bingo called Athena, at position 21 from 26 subscribers to receive the Hyborian Gates cards and prize-bundle extras.
- July 30, 2025
Bingo discussed life and show updates, improv commitments, and future plans. The random-number generator selected theorbhasit at position 25 from 27 subscribers to receive Spoofy Tunes cards, a Bruce bracelet, and extras.
- August 6, 2025
Bingo reported that nothing substantial belonged in his life-update segment because three recent indignities required a Poor Bingo triple-header instead. The random-number generator selected joshseybert at position 26 from 26 subscribers to receive the LAFFS cards, Bruce’s friendship bracelet, Boppy: Private Time, and prize extras.
- August 13, 2025
Bingo introduced his new Webkinz skunk Zappy, explored its room and minigames, and fielded Greg Nichols’ brief fake-apology call before Greg called back for real. The random-number generator selected Video James, also known as Trace, at position 13 from 28 subscribers to receive the Batman Forever cards and prize bundle.
- August 20, 2025
Bingo shared hot Beatles takes, discussed a legless crab encounter, mourned breaking his favorite cup, and worried about what to do with a troublesome cat. The random-number generator selected ascalzi98, whom Bingo called Athena, at position ten from 29 subscribers to receive the Andy Griffith cards, Boppy: Private Time, stickers, and other treasures.
- August 27, 2025
Bingo announced the final Wednesday show before moving to Mondays, explained Coffee Lemon Zammer’s CLZ origin, and recounted a road-rage confrontation he defused with a silly gesture. The random-number generator selected desiree at position 25 from 28 subscribers to receive the Pro Set Superstars music cards and their instant-win card.
- September 1, 2025
Bingo unraveled over a persistent audio echo, threatened to eat viewers’ livers, and struggled through the technically broken opening. The random-number generator selected obiwan45459 at position 25 from 28 subscribers to receive the Iditarod cards and prize-bundle extras.
- September 8, 2025
Bingo described the Monday production curse and attending Cosmic Baseball, including its glowing field, spectacle, and similarities to Banana Ball. The random-number generator selected ascalzi98, whom Bingo called Athena, at position five from 30 subscribers to receive The Rocketeer cards, Bruce’s friendship bracelet, Boppy: Private Time, stickers, and extras.
- September 15, 2025
Bingo described rebuilding the show’s audio-video setup, recording a spontaneous Silly episode, attending the Renaissance Festival, and adjusting to Monday shows. The random-number generator selected naomifullbloom at position 20 from 30 subscribers to receive the Nintendo cards, Mecha Sea Dragon Plesion card, Boppy, stickers, and extras.
- September 22, 2025
Bingo recapped an improv friend’s PowerPoint party, described building community through classes and social events, and shared other recent life updates. The random-number generator selected stargaziey at position two from 32 subscribers to receive the RoboCop 2 cards, Chiron the Prophet card, Boppy, stickers, and extras.
- September 29, 2025
Bingo recapped vending at the Dayton Art Book Fair, described the local art community, and showed the vending machine where one of his zines would be sold. The random-number generator selected its_layuhh at position 23 from 30 subscribers to receive the Webkinz cards, unused code, vintage Ardath card, and prize extras.
- October 6, 2025
In character as Bingo Greenplum, Bingo discussed preparations for the Brandywine Festival, his performance plans, and the Hobbit persona taking over the show. The random-number generator selected whatisyourtimecycle, whom Bingo called Danny, at position 10 from 34 subscribers to receive the Skifidol cards, tobacco card, a Boppy, stickers, and prize extras.
- October 13, 2025
Bingo returned from the Brandywine Festival and enthusiastically recounted the Shire-like Kentucky hobbit LARP, its people, performances, traditions, and immersive community. The random-number generator selected carist at position four from 34 subscribers to receive the Star Trek cards, a vintage tobacco card, and prize-bundle extras.
- October 20, 2025
Bingo described performing in drag at Dayton Drunk Theater, promoted the annual public-access Spooktacular, teased his Halloween costume, and discussed upcoming local events. The random-number generator selected naomifullbloom at position 27 from 35 subscribers to receive the Fantastic Four cards, train sponge, and prize-bundle extras.
- October 27, 2025
Bingo discussed the Spooktacular, Boppy’s anniversary, appearing in the official Brandywine Festival trailer, his changing personality-test result, the Kroji costume, and ideas for a P.O. Box jingle. The random-number generator selected geddonlabs at position 34 from 37 subscribers to receive the Minnie and Me cards, car sponge, and prize-bundle extras.
- November 3, 2025
Bingo thanked Greg and April for inviting him to a pity spaghetti dinner, reviewed his first air-fryer tofu, and described his first Saturday improv shift and Halloween party. The random-number generator selected goofy shoes at position 33 from 37 subscribers to receive the Deep Space Nine cards and prize bundle.
- November 10, 2025
Bingo introduced newly adopted outdoor cat Scooty, explained that his lease did not allow cats and that he planned to request an emotional-support-animal letter, and demonstrated his expanded button board. After Name That Name had already selected twinn, chat chose Nintendo Game Pack cards over Young Indiana Jones Chronicles cards; Bingo opened Punch-Out!!, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Legend of Zelda stickers and activities for the winner.
- November 17, 2025
Bingo revived Little Oopsies to apologize for overlooking She’s Lump during the prior episode’s audience greeting, then considered deliberately using the wrong segment music in the future. The random-number generator selected chelsea_hull from 33 subscribers to receive the Yu-Gi-Oh Crossover Breakers cards and other prize-bundle rewards after Bingo promised to wait for Beverages before delivering them.
- November 24, 2025
Bingo announced that Scooty was officially documented as an emotional-support animal, recapped a Gilmore Girls murder-mystery event and its restaurant-cosplay merchandise, and solicited short promo videos for his Christmas marathon. A random-number draw selected Eric Ditmer from 34 subscribers to receive the ReBoot cards, Boppy Beverages issue four, Bruce’s friendship bracelet, and the prize bundle.
- December 1, 2025
Bingo recapped Thanksgiving with Evelyn’s family, showed Scooty enjoying his new cat tower, and recruited testimonial videos for the Cursemas marathon and silly-bucket giveaway. The random-number generator selected colonelbilliam from 32 subscribers to receive the Italian brain-rot trading cards opened during Pack Attack.
- December 8, 2025
Bingo recapped spaghetti and pool at the Trolley Stop, previewed the Cursemas marathon, thanked viewers for promotional videos, and explained how their submissions earned Silly Bucket giveaway entries. The random-number generator selected ericditmer from 30 subscribers to receive the six Casper movie cards, a Boppy, and other prize-bundle extras.
- December 15, 2025
Bingo previewed the loose Christmas marathon, thanked viewers for promotional videos, discussed the Silly Bucket, stopped Scooty from stealing sweets, and recapped a crowded white-elephant party that left him with unwanted ‘Dayton Famous’ and ‘Main Character Energy’ gifts. Bingo used a random-number draw to select timbers2000 from 31 subscribers for the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles cards, a Boppy, a green cat figure, and other prize extras.
- December 22, 2025
Bingo recapped seeing Moshe Kasher perform with sign-language interpreters, prepared for the all-day Cursemas stream, and learned from Bruce that Danny might attend. Bingo used a random-number draw to select geddonlabs from 30 subscribers for the Toycrom La Pandilla del Cole stickers, a Boppy, and prize-bundle extras.
- December 25, 2025
Bingo opened the all-day Cursemas show by explaining its loose plan, reviewing last year’s overstuffed special, welcoming subscribers, and promising a slower beer-and-wine pace. Bingo jumped ahead to the 58-minute Christmas finale of What’s a Girl to Do?, followed its Christmas-letter rivalry, Janet’s birthday conflict and Happy Day spectacle, then stopped before finishing because he was too drunk and promised to resume later.
- December 29, 2025
Bingo thanked viewers for surviving the 12-hour Cursemas show, discussed turning 46 and his shared birthday party with normalstormo, and announced that he would appear in Brian’s three-person play. Bingo generated row 20 and selected normalstormo from 56 subscribers to receive the Dinosaurs Attack! cards opened during Pack Attack.
- January 5, 2026
Bingo delivered weekly personal, pet, and show updates before Poor Bingo. Bingo selected spreadsheet row 44, visually confirmed as geebach, from 53 subscribers for the Norfin Trolls cards and leftover packs.
- January 12, 2026
Bingo discussed his relentless snacking, resolved the prior show’s accidental double Silly Bucket drawing between James and Ian, and discovered Google’s 6-7 screen effect. Bingo generated row 39 and selected crabtornado from 54 subscribers to receive the Hooters Calendar Girls cards.
- January 19, 2026
Bingo combined his weekly life and pet updates with Poor Bingo grievances. Tessbot2000 selected kilteevan from 51 subscribers to receive the dinosaur fact cards.
- January 26, 2026
Bingo shared snow-day pet and life updates, discussed Scooty’s turkey, bowling a possible 300 game, and neighborhood help after a snowblower failed. TessBot selected vide0james from 26 subscribers to receive the Hunchback of Notre Dame cards opened during Pack Attack.
- February 2, 2026
Bingo shared the week’s personal, pet, and show updates before formally ending Pupdates. Tessbot2000 selected thevivsterr from 28 subscribers to receive The Gong Show cards and vintage gum.
- February 9, 2026
Bingo shared personal and show updates before moving into Poor Bingo. Tessbot2000 selected ColonelBilliam from 28 subscribers to receive the Power Rangers: The Movie cards.
- February 16, 2026
Bingo explained a shortened holiday show, discussed his exhaustion and recent life updates, and previewed the limited segment plan. Tessbot2000 selected cheeriochi from 28 subscribers to receive the TV’s Coolest Classics cards and Auntie Acid calendar page.
- February 23, 2026
A Friendship Club special: chat ran the show under Discord-submitted rules for the full ~3.9-hour episode, including audience challenges, videos, and calls, with Bumper Grumbles explicitly skipped and remaining planned content deferred to a Part Two. In the Friendship Club special, Bingo obeyed a rule against discussing Pokémon by ranking the game’s locations while silently catching 5.1 Pokémon, then drew Sex and the Kitty for Seth and received 4.25 stars.
- March 2, 2026
Bingo moved Auntie Acid’s Daily Doozy to the top of the show and reviewed her ‘Do no harm but take no crap’ weekend motto and ‘I’m not feeling very worky today’ calendar page. Tessbot2000 selected weHADcookies from 26 subscribers to receive the Desert Storm cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Bingo’s colonoscopy wristband, and a Boppy.
- March 9, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages proclaiming that every successful woman is behind herself and that the cost of groceries is an effective diet plan. Testbot selected merkinsocks from 25 subscribers to receive the Norfin Trolls pack, pilot sticker, club application, Bruce friendship bracelet, and Auntie Acid page.
- March 16, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid’s weekend ‘rule the world, then go to bed’ joke and a shower-themed book of hypothetical arguments before replaying her signature audio clip. Tessbot2000 selected obiwan45459, whom Bingo called Greg, from 25 subscribers to receive the American Bandstand trading cards.
- March 23, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about always being late but worth the wait and asking laundry to fold itself, then added the latter page to the prize bundle. Testbot selected Bingo’s own halfwayokay account from 25 subscribers to receive the Velveteen Rabbit cards and Auntie Acid page, prompting accusations that the draw was rigged.
- March 30, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid’s Easter friend-and-six-foot-bunny joke, then added the page to the Name That Name prize pile. Tessbot2000 selected Ragnfredr from 25 subscribers to receive the Yo! MTV Raps trading cards.
- April 6, 2026
Bingo reviewed Easter medication and six-foot-bunny humor, then rejected an Auntie Acid bacon joke while placing its page into the Name That Name prize pile. Testbot selected jackson_smokes_math from 26 subscribers to receive the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie Alpha 5 puzzle cards.
- April 14, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid advice about thinking before posting on Facebook and a control-freak joke, then placed the latter page into the prize pile. Testbot selected Jedigreedo from 27 subscribers to receive the Star Trek: Insurrection movie trading cards.
- April 20, 2026
Bingo reviewed jokes about expecting to evade consequences and checking an empty refrigerator for the 250th time, then added the page to the prize pile. Testbot selected Video James, whom Bingo then called Trace, from 27 subscribers to receive the Anastasia cards, Auntie Acid page, Boppy, and small trinkets.
- April 27, 2026
Bingo reviewed an Auntie Acid comic about becoming less tolerant of irritating people in her forties and debated whether age really makes people less patient. Testbot selected cookiejar128 from 26 subscribers to receive the Young Indiana Jones prize bundle.
- May 4, 2026
Bingo reviewed two age-and-phone comics about voicemail versus texting and being able to rise and shine, but not at the same time. Bingo counted 28 eligible subscribers, drew merkinsocks as the winner, and awarded Hyborian Gates cards plus an unopened pack of Norfin Trolls cards.
- May 11, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid Daily Doozies and delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction. Testbot2000 selected carist from 25 subscribers to receive the Batman Forever trading cards opened during Pack Attack.
- May 18, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid jokes about remembering cats better than men and punching stupid people in the face with words. A random draw among 24 entrants selected weHADcookies as the Name That Name winner, with Desert Storm trading cards as the prize.
- May 25, 2026
Bingo reviewed Memorial Day calendar pages about sitting on the couch doing nothing and a scale promising twenty-four hours of health. Tessbot2000 selected caseyfrankenstein, whom Bingo called Casey Frankenstein, from 32 subscribers to receive the Flintstones movie cards and gum.
- June 1, 2026
Bingo reviewed an Auntie Acid weekend page about no longer needing to feel understood, included, or accepted and a Daily Doozy about a mother who was a psycho but no fool, then reserved the latter page for the Name That Name prize. Tessbot2000 selected Dwibbins from 32 subscribers to receive the Stupid Smiles sticker cards, gum fragments, and featured Auntie Acid Daily Doozy; Bingo called him while he was traveling to remove a large spider.
- June 8, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about making people laugh hard enough to pee and forgetting why she entered a room, then saved the latter Daily Doozie for the Name That Name prize. Tessbot2000 selected crabtornado from 56 subscribers to receive the Pro Set Superstars music cards, their scratched instant-win card, and the featured Auntie Acid page.
- June 17, 2026
Bingo reviewed Tuesday’s retail-therapy joke and Wednesday’s page about realizing one’s coworkers are young enough to be one’s children, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction. Tessbot2000 selected videoJames, whom Bingo called Trace, from 56 subscribers to receive the Baseball’s Greatest Gross-Outs cards, vintage gum, and a protractor.
- June 24, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about happy people avoiding Facebook and identity checks when paying bills by phone, joked about her cleavage, and reserved the latter page for the Name That Name prize. Tessbot2000 selected CamoCrabby from 55 subscribers to receive the Grossville High cards, their broken vintage gum, and the featured Auntie Acid page.
- June 29, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about replying to messages only in her head and combining everyone’s problems into one person’s life, then saved the Monday page for the Name That Name prize bundle. Tessbot2000 selected justkkidding24 from 51 subscribers to receive the Nintendo Game Pack cards and the episode’s prize-bundle extras.
- July 6, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about sunglasses concealing whether she was staring at a face or butt, sleeping under a blanket with the air conditioner cranked, and surviving teenagers; he reserved all three pages for the Name That Name prize. Tessbot2000 selected ascalzi98, whom Bingo called Athena, from 50 subscribers to receive the Gruesome Greeting Cards, three Auntie Acid calendar pages, a Boppy, stickers, and other prize extras.
- July 13, 2026
Bingo reviewed a texting-era Daily Doozie and an Auntie Acid comic in which she hid from the Black friend she calls her sister and hairdresser, criticized the comic’s racist implications, and repeatedly fought a broken camera-three setup. Tessbot2000 selected merkinsocks from 26 subscribers to receive the Wild Pitch printed bubblegum baseball cards opened during Pack Attack.
- July 20, 2026
Bingo reviewed weekend advice that nobody is perfect because every butt has a crack, then read Monday’s grammar joke distinguishing ‘you were stupid’ from ‘you are stupid’ and reserved the page for the Name That Name winner. Tessbot2000 selected Stargaziey from 28 subscribers to receive the Skifigol: Maxi Calciatori Skifidol trading cards and the Auntie Acid Daily Doozie.
- July 27, 2026
Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome weekend smile post and a verbose Monday comic about asking for left-or-right directions instead of east or west, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction. Tessbot2000 selected Jedigreedo from 29 subscribers to receive the Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Boppy stickers, and other garvo.
- August 3, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about getting the Christmas tree out in August, using Botox to scare one’s family, and exercising before the brain catches on. Testbot selected Stargazy from 28 subscribers to receive the Norfin Trolls cards and Boppy stickers.
- August 10, 2026
Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome friendship page and an angry hand-gesture Daily Doozie, dubbed the latter an ‘angry blowy,’ and added it to the Name That Name prize bundle. Tessbot2000 selected naomifullbloom from 29 subscribers to receive the Awesome All Stars cards, Auntie Acid Daily Doozie, and Portland delights.
- August 17, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid’s weekend relationship complaint and Monday’s ‘five craziest friends’ calendar page, which he set aside for the Name That Name prize bundle. Bingo used a random-number draw to select Jedigreedo from 27 subscribers for the Italian Slimies cards opened during Pack Attack.
- August 24, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid at the beach and a Daily Doozie about attention-seeking Facebook statuses, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction. From 27 entrants, ruthbuzziginsburg won the Pro Set Superstars music cards, a Boppy, stickers, and an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie.
- August 31, 2026
Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid jokes about toilet rolls and naps before delivering the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction. From 27 subscribers, Name That Name selected caseyfrankenstein, whom Bingo called Casey Frankenstein, to win the episode prize bundle.
- September 7, 2026
Bingo rejected Auntie Acid’s advice about how men should answer questions about weight, then read her Labor Day complaint about someone disliking her attitude. Name That Name selected Goofy Shoes from 26 subscribers, returning the misplaced Deep Space Nine cards along with the episode’s prizes.
- September 14, 2026
Bingo called Auntie Acid's thigh-gap and phone-in-the-toilet joke an obviously stolen tweet, then rejected a workplace comic whose gloomy drawing contradicted its claim that nobody talks about work. Name That Name selected theorbhasit from 29 subscribers to win the Toxic High School stickers and the episode prize bundle.
- September 21, 2026
Bingo distrusts Auntie Acid's recycled jokes, reads the childhood-punishments/adult-hobbies cartoon, and questions the Monday cartoon's dentures and inconsistent character details. Tessbot2000 selects Stargaziey from 28 subscribers. The episode's Pack Attack cards are All My Children, and Bingo congratulates Star while promising to catch up on prize mail after the Hobbit trip.
- October 5, 2026
Bingo catches up on Auntie Acid’s phone-charging joke and the October 5 coffee cartoon, promising the Monday calendar page to the Name That Name winner. Tessbot2000 selects Ragnfredr from 28 subscribers. Bingo identifies the winner as Rick from work; the prize includes the Star Trek cards, a Boppo, halfwayokay stickers, and the Auntie Acid calendar page.