Episode 167: U BEWARE

Recorded: 2023-09-13
Published: 2023-09-14T02:52:09+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 09/13/2023) Bingo is goin to Chicago! / Nobody wants to dress up like Something About Mary’s cum hair for Hallowen / Bingo’s Mail Room (shoulda been All MAIL Revue) / Bingo gets some weird offer to advertise some dumb video game /”Sharky” voicemail / Bingo Reads A Marvin / Sexual Bingo Presents: Datin’ in Dayton / Kid Rock calls in! Bingo goes offline! / Ian calls in! / Water Spaghetti / Scout_Toots wants an unreasonable burger / Bingo covers tries out some new jokes! / Buy Buy Bingo?! / Bumper Grumbles!!

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Segments

Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:10:40 · watch segment — Bingo previewed his Chicago design-conference trip and the twentieth annual public-access Spooktacular.
Poor Bingo — 0:16:08 · watch segment — Bingo lamented that nobody accepted his group Halloween-costume idea based on Cameron Diaz’s hair in There’s Something About Mary.
Bingo’s Mailbag — 0:20:02 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed a dubious sponsored-game offer and played a voicemail from a caller falsely claiming to be Sharky.
Bingo Reads a Marvin — 0:38:14 · watch segment — Bingo read and dissected a six-panel Marvin comic about a girl deciding she still disliked Marvin.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 0:46:20 · watch segment — Bingo generated Chewtle and ranked it #8 in the early Pokémon-only format.
Sexual Bingo — 0:53:24 · watch segment — In Dating in Dayton, Bingo reviewed dating profiles while Kid Rock and Ian called live.
Water Spaghetti — 1:11:56 · watch segment — Bingo performed the recurring Water Spaghetti song before a break.
Bingo Works on Stand-Up — 1:13:38 · watch segment — Bingo workshopped jokes contrasting wealth with celery, bookshelves, and retirement plants, after briefly rating Scout_Toots’s overloaded burger order.
Buy Buy Bingo — 1:20:03 · watch segment — The audience voted 89 percent for Bingo to buy an eighteen-dollar limited Neelix statuette, which he purchased live.
Bumper Grumbles — 1:27:24 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed submitted bumper stickers, vehicles, and vanity plates, including an obnoxious green truck and a beach-themed Honda CR-V.
Name That Name — 1:43:58 · watch segment — The random-number generator selected obiwan1544, Greg Nichols, at position 11 from 45 subscribers.

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