Episode 279: The Holes Disease

Recorded: 2025-12-15
Published: 2025-12-16T04:05:11+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 12/15/2025/) Bingo had people in his home! / Poor Rob and Michele Reiner / Fuck the Dilbert guy / Sick Rick did it again! / Scooty Ate A Whoopie Pie! / Bingo’s self hate! / Weaponized gifts / Bingo’s papper huffed in a buncha Scooty doodie / Uncle Morty calls in!! / Badthrooms! / Bingo has a short existential break down / Fuck J. K. Rowling / Carist like when we follow the directions! / What’s A Girl to Do episode 2 (part 4)

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Segments

Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:04:55 · watch segment — Bingo previewed the loose Christmas marathon, thanked viewers for promotional videos, discussed the Silly Bucket, stopped Scooty from stealing sweets, and recapped a crowded white-elephant party that left him with unwanted ‘Dayton Famous’ and ‘Main Character Energy’ gifts.
Poor Bingo — 0:26:19 · watch segment — Bingo worried about how friends perceive him, described accidentally emailing a therapy exercise to a comic shop, complained about reorganizing his tiny apartment around Scooty’s litter, and took escalating calls from Slick Rick and Uncle Morty.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:01:32 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Exploud and Teddiursa, rejected Steve’s Harry Potter prompt by drawing an anti–J.K. Rowling severed-head picture with Scooty taking responsibility, talked with Dwibbins, and earned 4.50 stars.
Dreamy Scenes — 1:39:31 · watch segment — Bingo continued What’s a Girl to Do? Episode 2 through the Hope Gala, Janet’s romantic humiliation, the crowded cast’s conversations, a four-verse national anthem, and the program’s anti-drug presentation.
Pack Attack — 2:05:17 · watch segment — Chat chose The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles over Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame; Bingo opened and rapidly reviewed the full-frame adventure cards before adding them to the prize bundle. Name That Name winner: Timbers2000 (winning moment). Prize: The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles trading cards, a Boppy, a green cat figure, and other prize extras.
Name That Name — 2:16:46 · watch segment — Bingo used a random-number draw to select timbers2000 from 31 subscribers for the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles cards, a Boppy, a green cat figure, and other prize extras.

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