Episode 291: Bingo’s Being A Mom

Recorded: 2026-03-02
Published: 2026-03-03T03:46:16+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 03/02/2026) Bingo makes a permanent change to the show’s format / Bingo got a colonoscopy! / Bingo goatses you / Bingo NARC’d on a dog! / Is Bingo ACAB?? / Archie Andrews calls in! / Casey calls in! / Slick Rick could use a hand! / We welcome a new cool cat to our cool shelf! / Paper towel tube cat! / NEW NUMBER 1 POKéMON! / Bingo uses the Twitch poll feature as a punishment!

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Segments

Auntie Acid — 0:09:37 · watch segment — Bingo moved Auntie Acid’s Daily Doozy to the top of the show and reviewed her ‘Do no harm but take no crap’ weekend motto and ‘I’m not feeling very worky today’ calendar page.
Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:12:15 · watch segment — Bingo gave a detailed account of his colonoscopy preparation, hospital visit, clean result, and decision to add his hospital wristband to the Name That Name prize bundle.
Poor Bingo — 0:29:25 · watch segment — Bingo worried about war, told the story of his illegal cat and a neighbor’s dog threatening to expose him to the landlord, took bizarre calls from Archie Andrews, Casey Frankenstein, and Slick Rick, and opened viewer gifts including Big Whiff and a cat blind box.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:09:20 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Latios and Squirtle, then drew a cat’s eye seen through an empty paper-towel tube for Seth while Dwibbins and Jenny O called about Iran, a disastrous cider promotion, elbow pictures, Bingo’s colonoscopy, and the rogue pet; the drawing earned 4.82 stars before Bingo ranked Krabby, Fezandipiti, Houndour, Urshifu, and Eiscue.
Dreamy Scenes — 1:42:51 · watch segment — Bingo proposed continuing What’s a Girl to Do? after Mike and Jeff’s near-fight, but chat voted against Dreamy Scenes and the episode moved directly to Pack Attack.
Pack Attack — 1:44:50 · watch segment — Chat chose Desert Storm over American Bandstand; Bingo reviewed cards for the M220A1 TOW, M2/M3 Bradley, the national anthem, UAE, Qatar, a missile, USS Inchon, the Chaplain Corps, Tariq Aziz, and the Philippines. Name That Name winner: weHADcookies (winning moment). Prize: Desert Storm trading cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Bingo’s colonoscopy wristband, and a Boppy.
Name That Name — 1:59:04 · watch segment — Tessbot2000 selected weHADcookies from 26 subscribers to receive the Desert Storm cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Bingo’s colonoscopy wristband, and a Boppy.

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