Episode 145: SPRING BREAK on the H Y P E T R A I N

Original air date: April 5, 2023

Episode overview

Bingo sought sympathy after spilling Tim Hortons coffee and bruising his big toe while climbing stairs at the cat food factory. Bingo announced becoming a Twitch Affiliate, struggled through subscriptions and bits, and described a promising first session with a new therapist. In the segment’s debut, Bingo criticized an online men’s-shirt advertisement and its uncharismatic masculinity pitch. Bingo covered an Easter egg hunt whose organizers intentionally planted empty eggs, prompting Bruce to vomit up an egg. Bingo continued documenting Colin Jost’s thin gold necklace on Saturday Night Live. Bingo recommended Dayton shoegaze band Bomb Bunny and discussed other recent media he had consumed. Bingo reviewed bumper stickers and heavily decorated vehicles, ending with a Christian Biker Outreach window graphic.

Segments

• **Poor Bingo** — 0:02:07 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo sought sympathy after spilling Tim Hortons coffee and bruising his big toe while climbing stairs at the cat food factory.
• **Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates** — 0:06:07 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo announced becoming a Twitch Affiliate, struggled through subscriptions and bits, and described a promising first session with a new therapist.
• **Getting to Know You with Bruce** — 0:27:40 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo introduced Bruce’s tender-question call format, and Stormy discussed trying something new by building and painting a model from garbage.
• **Internet Dummy Dork** — 0:35:26 · Watch segment - YouTube — In the segment’s debut, Bingo criticized an online men’s-shirt advertisement and its uncharismatic masculinity pitch.
• **Newspaper Party** — 0:43:43 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo covered an Easter egg hunt whose organizers intentionally planted empty eggs, prompting Bruce to vomit up an egg.
• **Celebrity Tisk List** — 0:54:45 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo continued documenting Colin Jost’s thin gold necklace on Saturday Night Live.
• **Pretty Police** — 1:01:41 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed audience-submitted bad shirts and designs, including an aggressively profane medical-assistant shirt.
• **Hey Watch It** — 1:29:03 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo recommended Dayton shoegaze band Bomb Bunny and discussed other recent media he had consumed.
• **Bumper Grumbles** — 1:33:32 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed bumper stickers and heavily decorated vehicles, ending with a Christian Biker Outreach window graphic.

Sources

• youtube — 1:51:53