Episode 298: GLP-fun!

Original air date: April 20, 2026

Episode overview

Bingo reviewed jokes about expecting to evade consequences and checking an empty refrigerator for the 250th time, then added the page to the prize pile. Bingo launched online Boppy ordering, explained all four ways to get the zine, mailed issues and investor returns, previewed his Seattle schedule, and showed a $25 hobbit stool. Bingo celebrated life with Scooty but lamented the cat’s extreme winter-coat shedding despite daily brushing. Bingo ranked Starly, Golisopod, and Capsakid, drew an orange 4/20 weed cat for Steve while Dwibbins shared Lenny Kauffmann business ideas and Kurt the Hurt suggested psychedelic smoke, received 4.31 stars, then ranked Shelgon and fed Scooty turkey. Bingo finished What’s a Girl to Do? Episode 5, following Janet’s love-triangle fantasy with Michael and Jeff while questioning which man viewers were supposed to root for. After abandoning an accidental ten-minute poll, Bingo opened five sticky and damaged Anastasia cards over Hyborian Gates and reviewed their romance, ship, dog, bat, and Rasputin scenes before Video James (Trace) won Name That Name. Testbot selected Video James, whom Bingo then called Trace, from 27 subscribers to receive the Anastasia cards, Auntie Acid page, Boppy, and small trinkets.

Segments

• **Auntie Acid** — 0:06:45 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed jokes about expecting to evade consequences and checking an empty refrigerator for the 250th time, then added the page to the prize pile.
• **Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates** — 0:13:20 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo launched online Boppy ordering, explained all four ways to get the zine, mailed issues and investor returns, previewed his Seattle schedule, and showed a $25 hobbit stool.
• **Poor Bingo** — 0:26:47 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo celebrated life with Scooty but lamented the cat’s extreme winter-coat shedding despite daily brushing.
• **Rank’em Up Rodeo** — 1:10:20 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo ranked Starly, Golisopod, and Capsakid, drew an orange 4/20 weed cat for Steve while Dwibbins shared Lenny Kauffmann business ideas and Kurt the Hurt suggested psychedelic smoke, received 4.31 stars, then ranked Shelgon and fed Scooty turkey.
• **Dreamy Scenes** — 1:48:05 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo finished What’s a Girl to Do? Episode 5, following Janet’s love-triangle fantasy with Michael and Jeff while questioning which man viewers were supposed to root for.
• **Pack Attack** — 2:47:22 · Watch segment - YouTube — After abandoning an accidental ten-minute poll, Bingo opened five sticky and damaged Anastasia cards over Hyborian Gates and reviewed their romance, ship, dog, bat, and Rasputin scenes before Video James (Trace) won Name That Name. Name That Name winner: videojames (Winning moment - YouTube). Prize: Five Anastasia cards, an Auntie Acid calendar page, a Boppy zine, and small trinkets.
• **Name That Name** — 2:54:58 · Watch segment - YouTube — Testbot selected Video James, whom Bingo then called Trace, from 27 subscribers to receive the Anastasia cards, Auntie Acid page, Boppy, and small trinkets.

Sources

• youtube — 2:57:04