Episode 269: A Tess Shrugged

Recorded: 2025-10-06
Published: 2025-10-07T03:25:44+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 10/06/2025/) Bingo Greenplum is in the house! / Katie Reviews the latest Taylor Swift album / Bingo Greenplum mukbangs a Hobbit Pie! / Nice Advice! / Bingo Greenplum performs a soliloquy from The Elf King’s Socks / Slick Rick is gonna wreck the Brandywine Festival / Bingo Greenplum and Josh Seybert perform a scene from The Goose in the Pantry / Bingo is very nervous for this dumb Hobbit thing! / We heard it all! / Jon can hear the cat!! / Weird Italian counterfeit money!

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Segments

Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:04:09 · watch segment — In character as Bingo Greenplum, Bingo discussed preparations for the Brandywine Festival, his performance plans, and the Hobbit persona taking over the show.
Poor Bingo — 0:12:04 · watch segment — Bingo Greenplum briefly reviewed Bingo’s troubles, including the cat-food factory shutdown and anxiety about the coming Hobbit event.
Silly Mail — 0:13:40 · watch segment — Katie submitted a voice memo reviewing snippets from Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl, prompting Bingo Greenplum’s confused reactions.
Nice Advice — 0:21:26 · watch segment — Bingo Greenplum advised an anonymous peeping-tom correspondent who worried about his crush’s dangerously wired space heater and their relationship’s spice.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 0:30:00 · watch segment — Bingo Greenplum ranked Rapidash and Grookey, drew a curly-haired Hobbit cat holding a pie for Steve, and earned 4.83 stars while Slick Rick and HylianAllTheDogs called.
Lord of the Bings — 1:26:04 · watch segment — Bingo explained his Bingo Greenplum character, costume rules, anxieties, performance material, and practical preparation for the Brandywine Festival.
Chillin’ Chat — 1:35:12 · watch segment — Bingo caught up with chat about Brandywine’s production, Oh My Buttons submissions, fantasy books, his costume, and the oversized vending machine.
Bad Tunes — 1:43:52 · watch segment — Bingo and chat listened to a submitted strange song through to the end, then awarded Cool Points to viewers who correctly posted ‘we heard it all.’
Garfs — 1:52:14 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed a bleak Garfield strip where Jon silences Garfield’s violent thought and a sweet fan-made strip submitted by Viv about Jon returning from a date.
Pack Attack — 2:04:22 · watch segment — Chat chose Italian Skifidol banknote parody cards over Star Trek cards; Bingo reviewed the oversized counterfeit-money designs and added an antique ‘in Queer Street’ tobacco card to the prize. Name That Name winner: whatisyourtimecycle (winning moment). Prize: Italian Skifidol banknote parody cards, an antique ‘in Queer Street’ tobacco card, a Boppy, stickers, and prize extras.
Name That Name — 2:18:52 · watch segment — The random-number generator selected whatisyourtimecycle, whom Bingo called Danny, at position 10 from 34 subscribers to receive the Skifidol cards, tobacco card, a Boppy, stickers, and prize extras.

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