Episode 310: Romey and Juliet's High School Reunion

Original air date: July 13, 2026

Episode overview

Bingo reviewed a texting-era Daily Doozie and an Auntie Acid comic in which she hid from the Black friend she calls her sister and hairdresser, criticized the comic’s racist implications, and repeatedly fought a broken camera-three setup. Bingo teased two major changes to the show and the coming conclusion of the J. Martin mystery, then screened a Seinfeld-style Much Ado About Nothing sketch he performed with theorbhasit for Dayton Drunk Theater. Bingo complained about recurring camera-three failures, the need for a better autofocus camera, and a $161 summer electric bill despite keeping his apartment warmer to reduce air-conditioning costs. Bingo ranked Bombirdier, Staravia, Zamazenta, and Minccino, drew a ladybug-marked cat for Steve, and took two calls from Dwibbins before the drawing earned 3.32 stars. Bingo finished the Revenge of the Nerds television pilot, following the nerds’ Lambda Lambda Lambda probation, their remote-control revenge on the Alpha Betas, and the cheerleader-pyramid ending before judging the pilot mediocre. Chat chose Wild Pitch printed bubblegum baseball cards over Disney’s Pocahontas cards; Bingo found the gum cards fused together, tried cutting and microwaving them, and made them worse before merkinsocks won the prize. Tessbot2000 selected merkinsocks from 26 subscribers to receive the Wild Pitch printed bubblegum baseball cards opened during Pack Attack.

Segments

• **Auntie Acid** — 0:01:42 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed a texting-era Daily Doozie and an Auntie Acid comic in which she hid from the Black friend she calls her sister and hairdresser, criticized the comic’s racist implications, and repeatedly fought a broken camera-three setup.
• **Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates** — 0:15:49 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo teased two major changes to the show and the coming conclusion of the J. Martin mystery, then screened a Seinfeld-style Much Ado About Nothing sketch he performed with theorbhasit for Dayton Drunk Theater.
• **Poor Bingo** — 0:31:28 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo complained about recurring camera-three failures, the need for a better autofocus camera, and a $161 summer electric bill despite keeping his apartment warmer to reduce air-conditioning costs.
• **Rank’em Up Rodeo** — 0:55:57 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo ranked Bombirdier, Staravia, Zamazenta, and Minccino, drew a ladybug-marked cat for Steve, and took two calls from Dwibbins before the drawing earned 3.32 stars.
• **Dreamy Scenes** — 1:33:18 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo finished the Revenge of the Nerds television pilot, following the nerds’ Lambda Lambda Lambda probation, their remote-control revenge on the Alpha Betas, and the cheerleader-pyramid ending before judging the pilot mediocre.
• **Pack Attack** — 1:52:03 · Watch segment - YouTube — Chat chose Wild Pitch printed bubblegum baseball cards over Disney’s Pocahontas cards; Bingo found the gum cards fused together, tried cutting and microwaving them, and made them worse before merkinsocks won the prize. Name That Name winner: merkinsocks (Winning moment - YouTube). Prize: Wild Pitch printed bubblegum baseball cards opened during Pack Attack.
• **Name That Name** — 2:03:03 · Watch segment - YouTube — Tessbot2000 selected merkinsocks from 26 subscribers to receive the Wild Pitch printed bubblegum baseball cards opened during Pack Attack.

Sources

• youtube — 2:05:23