Episode 250: median so-so
- Recorded: 2025-05-21
- Published: 2025-05-22T02:43:22+00:00
Official summary
(Recorded 05/21/2025/) 250 episodes sorta!! / Bingo knows all about eyes! / RIP George Windt / Planet Parenthood bruised Baby Bingo! / No goo in Bingo’s peebob! / Dwibbins drops some ant knowledge! / BOPPY investor update! / Bingo gets a call from Dr. Butt! / Bingo got BONE’d! / Bingo’s Babe Barn! / HAXXOR!1 C@T! / Bell&TedSpeak
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Segments
- Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:07:37 · watch segment — Bingo marked the 250th episode, discussed his coffee-lemon drink, recent personal updates, and assorted audience questions before moving into Poor Bingo.
- Poor Bingo — 0:24:37 · watch segment — Bingo described a persistent ant infestation and received practical extermination advice from Dwibbins before Desiree congratulated him on episode 250.
- Silly Mail — 0:45:28 · watch segment — Bingo played Paul’s voicemail questioning his instinctive Pokémon rankings and asking for a Boppy vending-machine update, then reviewed other audience mail.
- Goblin Mail — 0:57:21 · watch segment — Bingo opened Josh Seybert’s heavy Amazon package containing the complete Bone cartoon epic while Dr. Butt called about his colonoscopy.
- Baby Cakes Book Club — 1:05:37 · watch segment — Bingo discussed House of Leaves, concluded that neither he nor viewers would finish it, and declared the book club dead.
- Bingo’s Babe Barn — 1:10:21 · watch segment — Bingo debuted a horny stock-photo segment, revealing and reacting to a numbered collection of unusual ‘barn babes’ before polling whether the segment worked.
- Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:24:30 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Baxcalibur at #158 and Delcatty at #40, drew a hacker cat breaking into a health-network mainframe for Seth, and earned 4.60 stars.
- Bumper Grumbles — 1:51:24 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed the episode’s batch of confusing, boastful, and irritating bumper stickers and vanity messages.
- Pack Attack — 1:57:58 · watch segment — Chat chose Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure movie cards over Yu-Gi-Oh Rage of the Abyss cards, and Bingo opened the movie pack. Name That Name winner: Jedi Greo (winning moment). Prize: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure movie cards, including the Rosetta Stone of Bill-and-Ted-speak card, and prize-bundle extras.
- Name That Name — 2:07:58 · watch segment — The random-number generator selected Jedi Greo at position six from 27 subscribers to receive the Bill & Ted cards, including the Rosetta Stone of Bill-and-Ted-speak.
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Sources
- youtube — 131:51
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