Episode 238: He Was Beefin’ in the Arby’s

Recorded: 2025-02-19
Published: 2025-02-19T00:00:00+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 02/19/2025/) Bingo gets a microblade to the eye! / Live Drops!! / Weird post office interaction / Bingo is afraid of getting fired! / Kroger Bingo / Woofy Woo Woo of Wall Street / Portland Dad! / SNL50 was dark / RuPurr! / Burd Ward’s insane dog food website is something to behold! / Horniest Pack Attack yet!!

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Segments

Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:04:12 · watch segment — Bingo discussed his upcoming LASIK surgery, recent life and show developments, and Pokémon preferences with chat.
Poor Bingo — 0:26:00 · watch segment — Bingo shared fears about his federal job, financial insecurity, and repeated comparisons to a Kroger commercial character.
Woody Woo Woo of Wall Street — 0:36:52 · watch segment — Bingo updated Boppy investors on the vending machine, sticker sheets, ten investor plaques, and an embarrassing spelling demerit.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 0:54:22 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Corsola #56, drew RuPurr—a glamorous brown RuPaul-inspired cat in a sparkling red dress—and earned 4.70 stars, then ranked Sliggoo #92 and bought the furry costume.
Pretty Police — 1:24:44 · watch segment — Bingo investigated Burt Ward’s overwhelmingly designed Gentle Giants dog-food website before deciding Robin had the situation covered.
Chillin’ Chat — 1:45:33 · watch segment — Bingo focused on chat about the Frogman Festival, Star Trek, desserts, and the elaborate process for obtaining a Tails Chao.
Pack Attack — 1:57:33 · watch segment — Portfolio’s Secret model cards defeated Mighty Morphin Power Rangers with 78% of the vote, and Bingo opened and reviewed the strange glamour pack. Name That Name winner: hatefilledbox (winning moment). Prize: Portfolio’s Secret glamour-model trading cards and regular halfwayokay prize-bundle extras.
Name That Name — 2:09:01 · watch segment — The random-number generator selected hatefilledbox at position eight from 32 subscribers for the Portfolio’s Secret cards and prize extras.

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