Episode 263: We’re Not Afraid of Hats

Recorded: 2025-08-27
Published: 2025-08-28T02:48:34+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 08/27/2025/) Bingo T. Washing is here!! / Our LAST Wednesday show!! / CLZ origins / Road rage! / Bingo don’t know his Winnie the Pooh guys / Bingo sent private shrink notes to a comic book store / Andy poses a birthday card quandary! / Dowiwiw fashion show!! /Astromutt! / Dwibbins has a Tender Moment with Bruce! / Blippo+ / Long Beach!! / Bingo gets an Echo / Bingo gets and echo

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Segments

Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:09:38 · watch segment — Bingo announced the final Wednesday show before moving to Mondays, explained Coffee Lemon Zammer’s CLZ origin, and recounted a road-rage confrontation he defused with a silly gesture.
Poor Bingo — 0:23:49 · watch segment — Bingo described struggling through an improv exercise and accidentally emailing private shrink notes about himself to Bell Book and Comic instead of his therapist.
Silly Mail — 0:39:59 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed submissions including Andy Mascola’s voicemail asking whether office birthday cards still matter when nobody remembers to buy one.
Goblin Mail — 0:50:33 · watch segment — Bingo opened Naomi Full Bloom’s package of tiny Dowiwi clothing and staged a fashion show featuring a striped shirt, ‘Baby Happy’ hat, denim shorts, belt, and camera.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:04:32 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Slowpoke and Archeops, drew AstroMutt—an astronaut dog planting a bone flag on the moon—for Seth, spoke with Dwibbins, and earned 4.67 stars.
Game Corner — 1:37:20 · watch segment — Bingo demonstrated Blippo+ on the Playdate, explaining its crank-controlled simulated alien television channels, public-access aesthetic, and ongoing lore.
Bad Tunes — 1:47:17 · watch segment — Chat chose Bad Tunes over Garfs, and Bingo played Viv’s submission of Glen Campbell’s repetitive promotional song about becoming a star in Long Beach.
Pack Attack — 1:54:05 · watch segment — Chat chose Pro Set Superstars music cards over Casper; Bingo reviewed an eccentric selection including Jimmy Page, Madonna, Tone Loc, Motörhead, Tom Petty, and an instant-win card. Name That Name winner: desiree_______ (winning moment). Prize: Pro Set Superstars music trading cards and their instant-win card.
Name That Name — 2:02:40 · watch segment — The random-number generator selected desiree at position 25 from 28 subscribers to receive the Pro Set Superstars music cards and their instant-win card.

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