Episode 108: Punch Crabs Forever

Original air date: July 18, 2019

Episode overview

The hosts announce merchandise, discuss Threadless, debate Bingo's Gen X or millennial identity, and solicit scary stories, mysteries and advice. Danny formalizes Football News with new music and discusses Richie Incognito, Tyreek Hill, violence allegations and league discipline. Bingo debuts a feature revisiting old websites and browses DeviantArt's interface, fan art and explicit monster imagery while Danny criticizes the visual premise. Bingo reads Austin's written request for free Horror Night podcast editing, investigates Austin's profile and page, criticizes the request and then considers that Austin may admire him. Ian takes over the performed Jimmy Civilian phone framing and resumes the index-card fantasy adventure, which is derailed by a recipe card and ends with a cake-versus-cupcake choice.

Segments

• **Morning Announcements** — 0:03:06 · citation pending — The hosts announce merchandise, discuss Threadless, debate Bingo's Gen X or millennial identity, and solicit scary stories, mysteries and advice.
• **Football News** — 0:13:54 · citation pending — Danny formalizes Football News with new music and discusses Richie Incognito, Tyreek Hill, violence allegations and league discipline.
• **What’s That Ol’ Website Up To?** — 0:31:16 · citation pending — Bingo debuts a feature revisiting old websites and browses DeviantArt's interface, fan art and explicit monster imagery while Danny criticizes the visual premise.
• **Who Do You Think You Are!?** — 0:43:38 · citation pending — Bingo reads Austin's written request for free Horror Night podcast editing, investigates Austin's profile and page, criticizes the request and then considers that Austin may admire him.
• **Ian Hinden’s Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail** — 1:09:55 · citation pending — Ian takes over the performed Jimmy Civilian phone framing and resumes the index-card fantasy adventure, which is derailed by a recipe card and ends with a cake-versus-cupcake choice.

Verified episode facts

• **Just a giggle-o prior-round result recap**: Bingo stated that both he and Danny lost the prior Friendship Club caption vote, so neither received or could use the promised Papa John's coupons. Episode 108 does not identify the actual winning caption or submitter, and no winner should be inferred.
• **Adult adhd screening quiz result**: The online screening gave Bingo a score of 33 and described his answers as similar to moderate ADHD symptoms; Danny said his prior self-test score was 28. The screening explicitly was not a diagnosis or treatment recommendation, and the activity had no winner or prize.