Episode 289: Horse Anatomy

Original air date: February 16, 2026

Episode overview

Bingo explained a shortened holiday show, discussed his exhaustion and recent life updates, and previewed the limited segment plan. Bingo folded stray Pupdates into Poor Bingo while complaining about fatigue, work, and the shortened Presidents’ Day episode. Bingo reviewed the day’s Auntie Acid calendar page and reserved it for the Name That Name prize bundle. Bingo ranked Pokémon, drew Woke Reggie Cat after Steve requested a liberal president cat, and received 3.92 stars before finishing the remaining Pokémon. Bingo continued the recurring What’s a Girl to Do? viewing and commentary before moving to Pack Attack. Bingo opened TV’s Coolest Classics cards, finding mostly Hogan’s Heroes plus Get Smart, The Andy Griffith Show, and The Beverly Hillbillies, and called it the worst Pack Attack yet. Tessbot2000 selected cheeriochi from 28 subscribers to receive the TV’s Coolest Classics cards and Auntie Acid calendar page.

Segments

• **Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates** — 0:06:15 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo explained a shortened holiday show, discussed his exhaustion and recent life updates, and previewed the limited segment plan.
• **Poor Bingo** — 0:14:34 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo folded stray Pupdates into Poor Bingo while complaining about fatigue, work, and the shortened Presidents’ Day episode.
• **Auntie Acid** — 0:52:34 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed the day’s Auntie Acid calendar page and reserved it for the Name That Name prize bundle.
• **Rank’em Up Rodeo** — 1:14:36 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo ranked Pokémon, drew Woke Reggie Cat after Steve requested a liberal president cat, and received 3.92 stars before finishing the remaining Pokémon.
• **Dreamy Scenes** — 1:51:47 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo continued the recurring What’s a Girl to Do? viewing and commentary before moving to Pack Attack.
• **Pack Attack** — 2:12:50 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo opened TV’s Coolest Classics cards, finding mostly Hogan’s Heroes plus Get Smart, The Andy Griffith Show, and The Beverly Hillbillies, and called it the worst Pack Attack yet. Name That Name winner: cheeriochi (Winning moment - YouTube). Prize: TV’s Coolest Classics trading cards and the featured Auntie Acid calendar page.
• **Name That Name** — 2:20:40 · Watch segment - YouTube — Tessbot2000 selected cheeriochi from 28 subscribers to receive the TV’s Coolest Classics cards and Auntie Acid calendar page.

Sources

• youtube — 2:23:34