Episode 110: Indigenous Birds of Cleveland

Original air date: August 1, 2019

Episode overview

The hosts announce scary-story, advice and mystery submissions, joking about possible prizes and immediately solving the miniature mystery of who poisoned Bingo. Bingo answers Ian and Matt Miller's criticism that the prior severed-penis discussion lacked enough lowbrow jokes by debuting a deliberately bad horse-walks-into-a-bar penis joke and personalized refrain. Bingo revisits the DK Effect barcade, softens his earlier criticism after finding a vector-display Asteroids cabinet, and debates Danny over bars, arcades, pinball and the value of leaving home. Guest Zach unveils his one-step plan to take over the show—give the hosts alcohol—then admits he is improvising after the first step is only half successful. The hosts revisit Chelsea's cookie-neighbor story and clarifications, then answer Tyler's Instagram request for advice on turning his life story into comedy when no comedy club is nearby. Danny workshops a voting game in which the committee chooses whether named public figures are guillotined or have their faces tattooed on the judges' forearms; no aggregate winner, score or prize exists.

Segments

• **Morning Announcements** — 0:13:26 · citation pending — The hosts announce scary-story, advice and mystery submissions, joking about possible prizes and immediately solving the miniature mystery of who poisoned Bingo.
• **Penis Jokes for Ian and Old Matt Mill** — 0:18:30 · citation pending — Bingo answers Ian and Matt Miller's criticism that the prior severed-penis discussion lacked enough lowbrow jokes by debuting a deliberately bad horse-walks-into-a-bar penis joke and personalized refrain.
• **Bingo Gree's Greenbean Adventure: DK Effect Barcade Revisited** — 0:22:30 · citation pending — Bingo revisits the DK Effect barcade, softens his earlier criticism after finding a vector-display Asteroids cabinet, and debates Danny over bars, arcades, pinball and the value of leaving home.
• **Zach Reed's Master Plan to Take Over Halfway Okay** — 0:39:30 · citation pending — Guest Zach unveils his one-step plan to take over the show—give the hosts alcohol—then admits he is improvising after the first step is only half successful.
• **Nice Advice** — 0:57:17 · citation pending — The hosts revisit Chelsea's cookie-neighbor story and clarifications, then answer Tyler's Instagram request for advice on turning his life story into comedy when no comedy club is nearby.
• **Off With Their Heads or Right On Your Arm** — 1:06:46 · citation pending — Danny workshops a voting game in which the committee chooses whether named public figures are guillotined or have their faces tattooed on the judges' forearms; no aggregate winner, score or prize exists.

Verified episode facts

• **Off with their heads or right on your arm status**: Bingo, Danny and Zach workshop hypothetical kill-or-tattoo votes for six named people. The pilot maintains no aggregate score, entrant winner or prize, and no real-world action occurs.