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Episode 110: Indigenous Birds of Cleveland

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Episode 110: Indigenous Birds of Cleveland

  • Recorded: Unknown
  • Published: 2019-08-01T10:06:25+00:00

Official summary

Get ready for a weird and stilted episode, Imps! / Long-haired man Zac Reed joins the fray! / Shawn did NOT masturbate in front of anyone / Mead gifts / Shawn's jokes are ON POINT / Stranger Things 3 / Penis Jokes for Ian & Old Matt Mill / More Queer Eye talk / Shawn Gree's Greenbean Adventure: DK Effect Barcade Revisited / Danny is so anti going to bars that he dominates the conversation about it how much he's not into bars (very cool) / Pinball sucks / Answering weird messages / Zac has a master plan to take over halfwayokay / R.I.P. in advance for Valerie Harper :( / Shawn acts out to impress Zac (and it works) / They changed the disabled person symbol / Nice lady jailed for feeding stray cats?! / Shawn critiques peoples outfits they picked out to be on the TV news / More advice gets advised! / Danny's new game: “Off With Their Heads OR Right on Your Arm / A real life Richlife of Roadtrips fan caught in the wild!! / We lost the magic

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Segments

  • Morning Announcements — 0:13:26 · citation pending — The hosts announce scary-story, advice and mystery submissions, joking about possible prizes and immediately solving the miniature mystery of who poisoned Sean.
  • Penis Jokes for Ian and Old Matt Mill — 0:18:30 · citation pending — Sean answers Ian and Matt Miller's criticism that the prior severed-penis discussion lacked enough lowbrow jokes by debuting a deliberately bad horse-walks-into-a-bar penis joke and personalized refrain.
  • Shawn Gree's Greenbean Adventure: DK Effect Barcade Revisited — 0:22:30 · citation pending — Sean revisits the DK Effect barcade, softens his earlier criticism after finding a vector-display Asteroids cabinet, and debates Danny over bars, arcades, pinball and the value of leaving home.
  • Zach Reed's Master Plan to Take Over Halfway Okay — 0:39:30 · citation pending — Guest Zach unveils his one-step plan to take over the show—give the hosts alcohol—then admits he is improvising after the first step is only half successful.
  • Nice Advice — 0:57:17 · citation pending — The hosts revisit Chelsea's cookie-neighbor story and clarifications, then answer Tyler's Instagram request for advice on turning his life story into comedy when no comedy club is nearby.
  • Off With Their Heads or Right On Your Arm — 1:06:46 · citation pending — Danny workshops a voting game in which the committee chooses whether named public figures are guillotined or have their faces tattooed on the judges' forearms; no aggregate winner, score or prize exists.

Verified episode facts

  • Off with their heads or right on your arm status: Sean, Danny and Zach workshop hypothetical kill-or-tattoo votes for six named people. The pilot maintains no aggregate score, entrant winner or prize, and no real-world action occurs.

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