Episode 307: Dingus Dangus Dongus

Recorded: 2026-06-24
Published: 2026-06-25T02:42:21+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 06/24/2026) Our most sexist episode yet! / Aunty Acid showing some cleavage! / Bingo still hates theater! / Bingo doxxes himself / Casey sends in some more cook packs! / Thanks Goodness You’re Here / Bingo tries to convince Carly’s husband to not go to the Brandywine Festival / Penis graffiti / King of Monster 2 OST Bad Tunes! / Santa Claus calls in! / Surf Cat! / Weird Cyber Trucks!? / Bingo harasses a mental health professional organization / The 1991 Revenge of the Nerds TV pilot

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Segments

Auntie Acid — 0:01:10 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about happy people avoiding Facebook and identity checks when paying bills by phone, joked about her cleavage, and reserved the latter page for the Name That Name prize.
Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:06:57 · watch segment — Bingo explained the temporary Wednesday schedule, reflected on briefly understanding the appeal of live theater during sketch-show rehearsal, promoted his upcoming performances, and emphasized that he still hated doing theater.
Poor Bingo — 0:15:10 · watch segment — Bingo showed a zit on his nose and complained that a people-search site exposed old addresses, falsely suggested legal and marital history, and used an ancient webcam photo of him cuddling an Urkel doll; David Goodnight interrupted to disavow Seeing Green.
Goblin Mail — 0:26:33 · watch segment — Bingo opened a package from Casey Frankenstein containing Wild Pitch printed-bubblegum baseball cards and Grossville High cards, admired their vintage packaging, and saved them for future Pack Attacks.
Game Corner — 0:31:27 · watch segment — Bingo enthusiastically recommended the short British comedy game Thank Goodness You’re Here and followed Josh Seybert’s recommendation to inspect the same studio’s unsettling free game The Good Time Garden.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:00:07 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Inteleon and Koraidon, drew a muscular cat surfing in green shorts for Steve, and took a long vacation call from Dwibbins before the drawing earned 4.63 stars.
Bumper Grumbles — 1:30:38 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed a bright-red Cybertruck wrapped with mismatched photos of a dog named Pearl and a mental-health provider’s floral Cybertruck wrap, criticizing both the vehicle and the latter organization’s branding.
Dreamy Scenes — 1:43:27 · watch segment — Bingo began the unaired 1991 Revenge of the Nerds television pilot, reviewed its theme song and recast nerds, confirmed the show’s version of Ogre, and paused after the Alpha Betas tried recruiting the nerds with cheerleaders.
Pack Attack — 1:59:57 · watch segment — Chat chose Grossville High over Nintendo Game Pack cards; Bingo opened the vintage gross-out cards and broken gum, criticized their sexist character jokes, and awarded them with the featured Auntie Acid page to CamoCrabby. Name That Name winner: camocrabby (winning moment). Prize: Grossville High cards, their broken vintage gum, and the featured Auntie Acid page.
Name That Name — 2:12:01 · watch segment — Tessbot2000 selected CamoCrabby from 55 subscribers to receive the Grossville High cards, their broken vintage gum, and the featured Auntie Acid page.

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