Episode 296: Horse 'n' Cheese

Recorded: 2026-04-06
Published: 2026-04-07T03:01:38+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 04/06/2026) Get your lil green cups ready! / Bingo didn’t mail anything / Bingo got a slot box! / Bingo tries his hand at declaring Enemies of the Show / HWOK lore: Matt Mills / Cowboy Boy calls in! / Funny man Joe calls in! / Josh Seybert buts Bingo on the DoorDash Hot Seat! / Bingo got some Mots!! / Baby Rapper wins our hearts!! / Bingo draws a cat again / More WAGTD?! / Bruce breaks the Pack Attack tie!!

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Segments

Auntie Acid — 0:01:48 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed Easter medication and six-foot-bunny humor, then rejected an Auntie Acid bacon joke while placing its page into the Name That Name prize pile.
Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:10:44 · watch segment — Bingo recapped the Silly Show, apologized for roasting viewers’ video submissions, named 87prozach an enemy of the show, admitted mailing zero overdue prizes, and showed a new 31-slot organizer.
Poor Bingo — 0:18:03 · watch segment — Bingo explained demerits and Biggest Boners, then worried about Scooty’s water fountain, pink filter sludge, confusing replacement fountains, and a possible electrical disaster.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:16:51 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Oshawott and Purugly, drew a grumpy Moogle-inspired Final Fantasy cat for Steve while Dwibbins called about Final Fantasy Tactics, possible lore-segment names, Santa, streaming copyright, and What’s a Girl to Do; the drawing earned 4.73 stars before Bingo ranked Quilava and Bellossom.
Dreamy Scenes — 1:51:45 · watch segment — Bingo watched Episode 5 of What’s a Girl to Do, following Janet’s gym encounter, Michael’s family and country-club problems, and Jeff’s questionable advice while dissecting the show’s odd props and production.
Pack Attack — 2:15:22 · watch segment — A tied poll let Bruce choose the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie Alpha 5 seven-card puzzle pack over Hyborian Gates; Bingo assembled and reviewed the puzzle pieces. Name That Name winner: jackson_smokes_math (winning moment). Prize: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie Alpha 5 seven-card puzzle pack.
Name That Name — 2:24:27 · watch segment — Testbot selected jackson_smokes_math from 26 subscribers to receive the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie Alpha 5 puzzle cards.

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