Episode 292: JEVER WONDER?

Recorded: 2026-03-09
Published: 2026-03-10T02:33:48+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 03/09/2026) Bingo went on a cool cabin trip! / Sweet burgers! / Pencil Sharpener Museum! / Everyone agrees that Bingo isn’t a cop now! / Wizard of Oz the BOOK is wild! / Bingo’s gone DARK WOKE! / Clown advice! / Pirate Cat! / Dutch calls in and demands a Marvin! / Bingo’s What’s A Girl To Do is getting nuts!

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Segments

Auntie Acid — 0:01:26 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages proclaiming that every successful woman is behind herself and that the cost of groceries is an effective diet plan.
Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:07:50 · watch segment — Bingo recapped a romantic Hocking Hills cabin trip, sweet burgers, unreliable rural navigation, caves, and a memorable scavenger hunt inside the Pencil Sharpener Museum.
Poor Bingo — 0:21:11 · watch segment — Bingo defended reporting a neighbor’s relentlessly barking unauthorized dog to the landlord, polled chat on whether that made him a cop, and introduced his ‘dark woke’ posture.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 0:55:05 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Minior and Cubchoo, drew a cheerful pirate adventurer cat for Steve and Cody that earned a perfect 5.00 stars, then ranked Seel and Mime Jr. while discussing Pokémon Pokopia.
Dreamy Scenes — 1:27:50 · watch segment — Dreamy Scenes resumed What’s a Girl to Do? after Jeff and Mike’s confrontation, detoured through Dutch’s prison call and a Marvin reading, then followed Janet’s continuing relationship drama and repeated calls from Michael.
Pack Attack — 1:58:00 · watch segment — Chat chose Norfin Trolls Series 1 over American Bandstand; Bingo reviewed the pilot sticker, card-club application, Harley, Norfin Land Elementary, and the pack’s elaborate troll-town biographies before merkinsocks won Name That Name. Name That Name winner: merkinsocks (winning moment). Prize: Norfin Trolls Series 1 cards, pilot sticker, Norfin Trolls Trading Card Club application, Bruce friendship bracelet, and Auntie Acid calendar page.
Name That Name — 2:12:29 · watch segment — Testbot selected merkinsocks from 25 subscribers to receive the Norfin Trolls pack, pilot sticker, club application, Bruce friendship bracelet, and Auntie Acid page.

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