Episode 239: Pee Pee Hole Number Five

Recorded: 2025-02-26
Published: 2025-02-26T00:00:00+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 02/26/2025/) TRIGGER WARNING: Watch a video of Bingo’s eye being peeled like a grape! / There’s some pretty gnarly Anti-Semitic stuff in Disney’s 1933 Three Little Pigs! / Perfect Strangers flash game! / Jughead rap!! / Patriot Health interactive voicemail! / Bingo and Dougie step it up! / Bingo performs an act of irreparable self-harm!! / Back to ZERO demerits!

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Segments

Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:03:51 · watch segment — Bingo shared life and show updates, including his recent eye procedure, exercise progress, and the punishment promised for accumulating five demerits.
Poor Bingo — 0:09:19 · watch segment — Bingo discussed recent frustrations and his eye procedure, then took a call from Chaz about underwear supposedly left at the clinic.
Silly Mail — 0:26:06 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed listener submissions, old media, and a Patriot Health interactive self-checkout voicemail tied to his surgery.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 0:52:59 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Noctowl at #18 and Thievul at #57, drew a smart Leonard-style cat in a Green Lantern shirt with ‘69 + 69 = 420’ for Seth while Dwibbins called, and earned 3.93 stars.
Chillin’ Chat — 1:20:15 · watch segment — Bingo slowed down to talk with the audience and previewed the demerit punishment and Name That Name prize bundle.
Is Bingo Stoopid? — 1:28:48 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed the five demerits, tested a lead-painted Garfield mug, drank Baja Blast from it as punishment, and reset his demerits to zero.
This Poison? — 1:31:27 · watch segment — Bingo retested a 1980s Garfield McDonald’s mug, obtained a positive lead-swab result, and drank Baja Blast from it as his demerit punishment.
Pack Attack — 1:43:03 · watch segment — Pocahontas trading cards defeated Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and Bingo opened and reviewed the Disney pack. Name That Name winner: camocrabby (winning moment). Prize: Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards, a Boppy, and regular prize-bundle extras; the offered used lead-test swab was declined.
Name That Name — 1:50:54 · watch segment — The random-number generator selected Camo Crabby at position 19 from 32 subscribers for a fourth win and the Pocahontas prize bundle.

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