Episode 161: Kia Soulmates

Recorded: 2023-08-02
Published: 2023-08-03T04:15:07+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 08/02/2023) Decorder Ring update! / Bingo can’t stop talkin about Urkel! / Poor Bingo is single! / Sharky is getting married!!!! / People keep donating, like, 2 cents so it makes a “yahoo!” sound / Bad Obama mug! / Water Spaghetti! / Greg Nichols AKA The Kettering Cannibal calls in! / Bingo has lost a lil bitta weight! / Cool Stewie gives advice about Gnarly Carly’s creepy front door visitor / Bruce is our moral compass / Chill n Chat / Special handshakes / The Bear is SO GOOD / Sexual Bingo / We got a good Pokémon! / Bumper Grumbles!! / Bingo gets emotional while talking about Pee-Wee/ RIP Paul Reubens

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Segments

Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:07:26 · watch segment — Bingo updated the decoder-ring project, continued discussing Urkel, and celebrated Sharky’s engagement.
Poor Bingo — 0:12:43 · watch segment — Bingo lamented being single and returning to dating applications.
Water Spaghetti — 0:17:48 · watch segment — Bingo debuted and explained his universally applicable Water Spaghetti song.
Chillin’ Chat — 0:41:33 · watch segment — Bingo discussed weight loss, handshakes, The Bear, Veronica Mars, and other topics with chat after Cool Stewie and Bruce offered advice.
Sexual Bingo — 0:55:42 · watch segment — In the debut Sexual Bingo, Bingo evaluated unsettling AI-generated images against his imagined romantic preferences.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:05:36 · watch segment — Bingo generated Quagsire and ranked it #2 behind Zigzagoon.
Bumper Grumbles — 1:11:57 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed bumper stickers, vanity plates, and road signs and announced Sharky as winner of Now That’s a Cute Road.
Name That Name — 1:42:13 · watch segment — The random-number generator selected Video James at position 18 from 30 subscribers.

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