Episode 158: MATRIX DEACTIVATED
- Recorded: 2023-07-12
- Published: 2023-07-13T03:20:26+00:00
Official summary
(Recorded 07/12/2023) We will still do the rap! Bingo went to a baseball game! / We love BirdZerk! / Bingo got taze’d / Ben Shapiro calls in / Cookin’ With Bingo: Coffee Lemon Zammers! / Greg accuses Bingo of fraud / Internet Dummy Dork: Possible child porn ring EXPOSED?! / Shirt Alert!! / Asteroid City / Bingo don’t believe in no bigfoots / Katie, a mental health professional, tries to tell Bingo that he needs to believe / Future Bingo calls in! / Bumper Grumbles, Pretty Police inception!! / We try to call a person about Bible Study or Debate
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Segments
- Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:14:09 · watch segment — Bingo recounted attending a Dayton Dragons baseball game and becoming impressed by the independent mascot BirdZerk.
- Poor Bingo — 0:26:09 · watch segment — Bingo discussed finding an old self-defense taser and accidentally shocking himself while Ben Shapiro called.
- Cooking with Bingo — 0:34:22 · watch segment — Bingo made and tasted Coffee Lemon Zammers while Greg Nichols accused him of faking the drink.
- Rank’em Up Rodeo — 0:41:58 · watch segment — Bingo generated Pawmo and placed it #14, beneath Charjabug, in the early Pokémon ranking.
- Internet Dummy Dork — 0:46:14 · watch segment — Bingo investigated disturbing child-attributed urination recordings on a sound-effects website.
- Shirt Alert — 0:54:40 · watch segment — In an occurrence introduced with the early Shirt LOL phrasing, Bingo reviewed a grocery shopper’s confusing Colorado Rockies fist-pump commemorative shirt.
- Hey Watch It — 1:00:15 · watch segment — Bingo recommended Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City and praised its stylized storytelling.
- Chillin’ Chat — 1:06:49 · watch segment — Bingo discussed cryptids and camping with chat while Katie and Future Bingo called, followed by Future Bingo’s brief callback.
- Bumper Grumbles — 1:25:56 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed bumper stickers and decorated vehicles, including a Pretty Police detour, then left an unanswered Bible-study invitation by voicemail.
- Pretty Police — 1:33:18 · watch segment — Inside Bumper Grumbles, a wine-mom-themed bumper sticker triggered a full Pretty Police segment (sunglasses, jingle, verdict) before returning to the next bumper grumble.
- Name That Name — 1:57:45 · watch segment — The random-number generator selected stargazicy, known as Star, at position 27 from 27 subscribers.
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