Episode 99: Eleven Kisses
Original air date: May 8, 2019
Episode overview
The hosts promote birthday fundraisers, solicit listener-written Episode 100 material, announce the post-100 move from Wednesday to Thursday releases, and recommend Chris Lilley’s Lunatics before definitively closing the announcements. Bingo recounts overhearing an older restaurant patron discuss conservative politics, religion, drugs, and sex with a younger woman, then constructs an angry and explicitly speculative interpretation while Danny challenges his assumptions. The hosts debate Facebook deplatforming Alex Jones and other public figures, then briefly cover Facebook Dating and Instagram potentially hiding likes before the Alex Jones argument overwhelms the format; no shared verdict, overall winner, or prize is established. Danny debuts a listener-submission horror format and makes Bingo watch footage of a dead great-grandmother kept in a backyard coffin, a crawlspace intruder, and several alleged poltergeist incidents; its three explicitly numbered parts form one continuous occurrence, and the proposed future contest has no Episode 99 entrant, winner, or awarded prize.
Segments
- **Morning Announcements** — 0:07:18 · citation pending — The hosts promote birthday fundraisers, solicit listener-written Episode 100 material, announce the post-100 move from Wednesday to Thursday releases, and recommend Chris Lilley’s Lunatics before definitively closing the announcements.
- **Bingo Gree’s Greenbeanz Adventurez** — 0:26:52 · citation pending — Bingo recounts overhearing an older restaurant patron discuss conservative politics, religion, drugs, and sex with a younger woman, then constructs an angry and explicitly speculative interpretation while Danny challenges his assumptions.
- **Tech Newz or Tech Bluez** — 0:35:58 · citation pending — The hosts debate Facebook deplatforming Alex Jones and other public figures, then briefly cover Facebook Dating and Instagram potentially hiding likes before the Alex Jones argument overwhelms the format; no shared verdict, overall winner, or prize is established.
- **Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod** — 0:48:48 · citation pending — Danny debuts a listener-submission horror format and makes Bingo watch footage of a dead great-grandmother kept in a backyard coffin, a crawlspace intruder, and several alleged poltergeist incidents; its three explicitly numbered parts form one continuous occurrence, and the proposed future contest has no Episode 99 entrant, winner, or awarded prize.
Verified episode facts
- **Episode identity**: Bingo identifies the recording as Episode 99.
- **Coyote birthday fundraiser status**: Danny says his birthday fundraiser is for coyotes and that only his sister and Julie had donated at recording time; this is a host-reported transient status, not independently verified fundraising data.
- **First live studio audience**: The hosts identify Danny’s girlfriend, silently present and playing Nintendo Switch, as the show’s live studio audience; the official feed describes this as the first episode with a live/silent studio audience. The source does not establish a fuller identity.
- **Episode 100 friendship clubisode format**: The hosts announce that Episode 100 will use listener-written topics from the Friendship Club thread and email submissions.
- **Release-day schedule change**: Episode 100 will still release Wednesday; subsequent episodes are announced for Thursday.
- **Tech newz or tech bluez result status**: The Facebook-ban item ends without a shared verdict after one host calls it good news and the other abstains; the other items receive no stable verdict, and the segment has no overall winner or prize.
- **Recording laptop charging crisis result**: The recording laptop stops charging, the hosts pause, then report the crisis averted after moving the plug to a different wall connection.
- **Scary stories submission competition status**: The hosts propose periodic scary-submission winners and a later haunted-location investigation, but repeatedly revise the timing and logistics; Episode 99 has no entrant, completed round, winner, or awarded prize.
- **Eleven kisses count**: While watching the backyard-coffin video, the hosts count eleven kisses, supplying the episode title; this is a media observation, not a competitive score.