Episode 316: The Problem of Goblins

Recorded: 2026-08-24
Published: 2026-08-25T02:52:37+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 08/24/2026) Bingo is STILL doing the Aunty Acid bit! / Bingo is tormented by the unforgiving, unrelenting, ever pressing forward arrow of time / Did I Do Bad?? / Dark Woke! / Are Goblins Real? / Dark Woke Cat! / Katie calls in for a recap of HWOK’s last year of show and then demands Bingo take an Which Office Character Are You quiz from WikiHow / Josh Seybert calls! / Desiree calls! / Dwibbins calls! / DEAR MARYLIN THE AMAZING / Open That Orb!

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Segments

Auntie Acid — 0:01:20 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid at the beach and a Daily Doozie about attention-seeking Facebook statuses, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction.
Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:09:11 · watch segment — Bingo recapped the sold-out Dayton Drunk Theater variety show, announced that he quit improv, teased new creative projects, and proposed tracking community birthdays for weekly on-air celebrations.
Poor Bingo — 0:19:50 · watch segment — Bingo complained about copyright and podcast-distribution problems, low YouTube engagement, and unflattering promotional photos taken beside his Boppy vending machine.
Did I Do Bad? — 0:26:07 · watch segment — Bingo showed an Instagram photo captioned ‘ally’ in which he held a bundle of sticks, asked chat whether the joke was insensitive, and was exonerated by the poll.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 0:45:44 · watch segment — Bingo wore the monkey suit, ranked four Pokémon, drew a glowing-eyed dark woke cat for Steve, and endured several increasingly long calls before the drawing received 3.20 stars.
Pack Attack — 2:00:44 · watch segment — Chat chose Pro Set Superstars music cards over Stupid Smiles stickers; Bingo reviewed the music pack before ruthbuzziginsburg won the cards, a Boppy, stickers, and an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie. Name That Name winner: ruthbuzziginsburg (winning moment). Prize: Pro Set Superstars music cards, a Boppy, stickers, and an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie.
Name That Name — 2:17:30 · watch segment — From 27 entrants, ruthbuzziginsburg won the Pro Set Superstars music cards, a Boppy, stickers, and an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie.

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