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Episode 316: The Problem of Goblins

Original air date: August 24, 2026

Episode overview

Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid at the beach and a Daily Doozie about attention-seeking Facebook statuses, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction. Bingo recapped the sold-out Dayton Drunk Theater variety show, announced that he quit improv, teased new creative projects, and proposed tracking community birthdays for weekly on-air celebrations. Bingo complained about copyright and podcast-distribution problems, low YouTube engagement, and unflattering promotional photos taken beside his Boppy vending machine. Bingo showed an Instagram photo captioned ‘ally’ in which he held a bundle of sticks, asked chat whether the joke was insensitive, and was exonerated by the poll. Bingo wore the monkey suit, ranked four Pokémon, drew a glowing-eyed dark woke cat for Steve, and endured several increasingly long calls before the drawing received 3.20 stars. Chat chose Pro Set Superstars music cards over Stupid Smiles stickers; Bingo reviewed the music pack before ruthbuzziginsburg won the cards, a Boppy, stickers, and an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie. From 27 entrants, ruthbuzziginsburg won the Pro Set Superstars music cards, a Boppy, stickers, and an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie.

Segments

**Auntie Acid** — 0:01:20 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid at the beach and a Daily Doozie about attention-seeking Facebook statuses, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction.
**Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates** — 0:09:11 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo recapped the sold-out Dayton Drunk Theater variety show, announced that he quit improv, teased new creative projects, and proposed tracking community birthdays for weekly on-air celebrations.
**Poor Bingo** — 0:19:50 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo complained about copyright and podcast-distribution problems, low YouTube engagement, and unflattering promotional photos taken beside his Boppy vending machine.
**Did I Do Bad?** — 0:26:07 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo showed an Instagram photo captioned ‘ally’ in which he held a bundle of sticks, asked chat whether the joke was insensitive, and was exonerated by the poll.
**Rank’em Up Rodeo** — 0:45:44 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo wore the monkey suit, ranked four Pokémon, drew a glowing-eyed dark woke cat for Steve, and endured several increasingly long calls before the drawing received 3.20 stars.
**Pack Attack** — 2:00:44 · Watch segment - YouTube — Chat chose Pro Set Superstars music cards over Stupid Smiles stickers; Bingo reviewed the music pack before ruthbuzziginsburg won the cards, a Boppy, stickers, and an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie. Name That Name winner: ruthbuzziginsburg (Winning moment - YouTube). Prize: Pro Set Superstars music cards, a Boppy, stickers, and an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie.
**Name That Name** — 2:17:30 · Watch segment - YouTube — From 27 entrants, ruthbuzziginsburg won the Pro Set Superstars music cards, a Boppy, stickers, and an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie.

Sources

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