Episode 282: Shallow Hag

Recorded: 2025-12-29
Published: 2025-12-30T05:53:11+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 12/29/2025/) Bingo apologizes for Christmas!! / It’s Bingo’s Birthday!! / It’s Trash’s Birthday! / It’s Flossie’s Birthday!! / Slick Rick is losing weight! / Bingo attempts to modify a treasured holiday artifact but nothing works right / Peeping Penguins / Bingo shows off his annual Jetpack gift! / Bingo don’t gotta work today! / Bingo got wonderful presents for his birthday! / What’s A Girl to Do? FINALE!

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Segments

Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:15:48 · watch segment — Bingo thanked viewers for surviving the 12-hour Cursemas show, discussed turning 46 and his shared birthday party with normalstormo, and announced that he would appear in Brian’s three-person play.
Poor Bingo — 0:23:30 · watch segment — Bingo and Slick Rick reviewed Bingo’s alarming intoxication during Cursemas, Stanley Kubrick jokes, and the embarrassment Bingo felt while scrubbing through the marathon footage.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:36:15 · watch segment — On his birthday, Bingo ranked Medicham, Wugtrio, Servine, and a shiny Spinarak, then baked a turkey for Scooty; because Steve gave him the day off after working Christmas, there was no drawing, caller, vote, or star rating.
Dreamy Scenes — 2:05:55 · watch segment — Bingo finished the final available episode of What’s a Girl to Do?, followed its Happy Day dream, anti-abortion sermon, cast discussion, and closing song, then left Janet Porter a prank voicemail that redirected to another prank hotline.
Pack Attack — 3:50:11 · watch segment — Chat chose Dinosaurs Attack! over Hooters Calendar Girls cards; Bingo opened the violent dinosaur set, reviewed its story cards and gruesome sticker, and revisited favorite artwork from his complete collection. Name That Name winner: normalstormo (winning moment). Prize: Dinosaurs Attack! trading cards opened during Pack Attack.
Name That Name — 4:03:12 · watch segment — Bingo generated row 20 and selected normalstormo from 56 subscribers to receive the Dinosaurs Attack! cards opened during Pack Attack.

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