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Episode 114: An Oral History of the Rhode Island Greens

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Episode 114: An Oral History of the Rhode Island Greens

  • Recorded: Unknown
  • Published: 2019-08-29T09:00:06+00:00

Official summary

The lovely Julie Metz AKA Mrs Mean is here! / Danny is in fantasy times / Danny is listening to hard rock Satan music! / Cracker dinners / Shawn recalls a TNMT story from his youth / TMNT glove hacks / Julie recalls a weird childhood game called “Poop” / Clara's Question Korner / Pikachu info dumps / “Name Your Tune With A TV Theme, Bitch” / halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS): "The Fraternal Order of Shawn Greens" / Marmalade: Jazz Nightz / Video Showcase: “Piracy an offence” / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod: Julie and the Other Man / Drac Pack Movie Review

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Segments

  • Clara’s Question Corner — 0:10:42 · citation pending — The hosts play and answer three prerecorded questions from Clara about whether Pikachu can hear every Pokemon, Pikachu's friends, and how Pikachu electrocutes, while attempting to keep their answers child-appropriate.
  • Name Your Tune with a TV Theme, Bitch — 0:18:54 · citation pending — Julie runs a buzzer competition in which Sean and Danny identify television themes. Danny wins by an inferred final score of 13–10, and both contestants open pre-labelled Halloween gift bags.
  • Halfway Okay Mystery Solving Society — 0:45:13 · citation pending — HMSS investigates a wrong-number voicemail from another Sean Green about Missouri football and a Japanese festival, then calls him live to discuss the mass-contact joke, the Fraternal Order of Sean Greens, and Green-family genealogy.
  • Marmalade: Jazz Nightz — 0:59:39 · citation pending — Sean and Julie improvise a jazz-backed Marmalade-and-Harv melodrama in which a foot massage ruptures a bunion, causes vomiting and a breakup, and ends with the couple reconciling.
  • Video Showcase — 1:04:32 · citation pending — The hosts watch and comment on the long-form anti-piracy CGI video Piracy an Offence, including its space hero, anti-piracy robot and Piracy Queen.
  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod — 1:22:29 · citation pending — Julie recounts a 2001 night when a strange man asked to borrow the phone and she later felt a comforting hand touch her back three times; the group weighs supernatural and psychological explanations.
  • Drac Pack Movie Review — 1:28:48 · citation pending — Sean and Julie review Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, comparing it to Goosebumps and discussing its jump scares, creature effects, Harold and the spider sequence.

Verified episode facts

  • Name your tune with a tv theme, bitch result: Danny won the television-theme quiz over Sean by an inferred final score of 13–10. The last explicitly spoken score is 12–10 before Danny answers Buffy correctly for the final point, and Danny then says he won. Both contestants received Halloween gift bags; there was no winner-exclusive prize.

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