Episode 125: Quantum Lasagna

Recorded: 2020-05-29
Published: 2020-05-31T17:22:27+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 05/29/2020) Shawn and Danny have a timely, mature, and well informed discussion about the escalating civil unrest caused by cops murdering George Floyd / Spring-heeled Jack summoning / Quantum Mechanics / Danny helps Shawn refine his stand-up comedy routine / haflway-o-covid video chat! / Shawn talks about how hurtful some people's jokes can be / There's a halfwayokay subreddit now for some reason! / Danny public apologizes to Jason Bateman / Nick Frost and pro wrestling talk / Danny gets DIDJANU'd / Shawn is put to “The Test”! / Text Roulette!

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Segments

Morning Announcements — 0:30:33 · citation pending — Sean announces morning announcements, discusses the new halfwayokay subreddit and a Geo City forum conversion, then delivers a nested Public Apologies installment before taking a recording break.
Public Apologies — 0:34:46 · citation pending — Sean formally apologizes to Jason Bateman for broadly dismissing him, praises his work in Ozark, excludes Danny and Philip J. Reed from the apology, and reaffirms his dislike of Leonardo DiCaprio.
State, Country, or Nick Frost — 0:39:05 · citation pending — Danny chooses among three topic paths, producing a Nick Frost and wrestling discussion, an unemployment-hold-music Didjanu parody, and an immigration-test quiz.
Didjanu — 0:48:38 · citation pending — Nested inside State, Country, or Nick Frost: Danny presents an inserted unemployment-line hold-music parody whose Didjanu refrain says he was denied unemployment assistance, then explains hearing the loop for forty minutes.
The Immigration Test — 0:52:32 · citation pending — Nested inside State, Country, or Nick Frost: Danny administers ten real U.S. naturalization questions to Sean, who answers two correctly and fails the six-correct requirement.
Text Roulette — 1:06:51 · citation pending — Sean and Danny randomly select message threads and read their latest exchanges, landing on Alan Greenfield's automated Facebook reply and a dull work Slack discussion with Mark; no winner or prize is declared, and they decline a second round.

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