Episode 247: Smurfed Our Brain Blood Barrier

Recorded: 2025-04-23
Published: 2025-04-24T03:54:48+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 04/23/2025/) This episode is one for the books! / Bingo scoops into a well and says hello to the creatures in the water scoop! / Teku Teku Angel! / Bingo is a feminist! / Remembering Drake’s big ol’ hogger / Pop Quiz, Hotshot! / Bingo may be the next pope?? / Wonderful Goblin Mail cookies for Bingo! / KOJ does a Tommy Wiseau meets Glengarry Glen Ross bit that Bingo doesn’t fully understand which is Bingo’s fault!! / Bruce may be the next pope!? / Many people love Bingo! / Tess will NOT be the next pope / Ben Shapiro calls in! / Andy Randy calls in! / Ian Ziering calls in! / Telephone Smurf calls in! / Daddy Tony Shalhoub calls in! / Patriot Health calls in! / Former President Joe Biden calls in! / Mushroom Cat! / Current President Donald Trump calls in! / BOZO! / Silly Bucket!

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Segments

Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:06:14 · watch segment — Bingo shared personal and show updates, previewed the night’s mail, Pokémon, and Dreamy Scenes, and talked with chat before Poor Bingo.
Poor Bingo — 0:19:42 · watch segment — Bingo opened the Poor Bingo portion before pivoting into the night’s listener submissions.
Silly Mail — 0:21:59 · watch segment — Bingo worked through audience messages and submissions, including the recurring Is Bingo Stupid? question.
Is Bingo Stoopid? — 0:29:37 · watch segment — Bingo investigated and answered the episode’s formally posed Is Bingo Stupid? question.
Goblin Mail — 0:44:41 · watch segment — Bingo opened Goblin Mail and received a sustained series of affectionate and absurd live calls from recurring characters and viewers.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:19:36 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Celesteela at #177, drew a Last of Us-inspired mushroom zombie cat for Seth while several callers checked in, earned 4.00 stars, and then ranked Huntail #139, Carvanha #112, and Hydreigon #29.
Chillin’ Chat — 1:56:32 · watch segment — Bingo chatted with the audience between the rodeo and Dreamy Scenes.
Dreamy Scenes — 2:02:21 · watch segment — Bingo watched and reacted to the episode’s selected television scene.
Pack Attack — 2:08:30 · watch segment — Bozo the World’s Most Famous Clown defeated Saban’s VR Troopers with 100% of the vote, and Bingo opened the Bozo cards. Name That Name winner: emotionalcreature79 (winning moment). Prize: Bozo the World’s Most Famous Clown trading cards, a Boppy, a Boppy sticker sheet, and regular halfwayokay prize-bundle extras.
Name That Name — 2:19:59 · watch segment — The random-number generator selected emotionalcreature79 at position one from 32 subscribers for their first win and the Bozo prize bundle.

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