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Episode 294: Clown Man Band

Original air date: March 23, 2026

Episode overview

Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about always being late but worth the wait and asking laundry to fold itself, then added the latter page to the prize bundle. Bingo announced leaving Saturday improv, recapped appearing on Empathy at the Apocalypse, and planned to train on his instruments for a serious Dreamy Scenes performance at Dayton Porchfest. Bingo examined the enormous Sonic Temple festival lineup, rejecting or not recognizing most bands while debating who could justify attending and what music he actually liked. After a technical restart and improvised Pokérap, Bingo ranked Skiploom, drew a shattered drinking-glass cat for Seth while Dwibbins discussed Bingo leaving Saturday improv, received 4.00 stars, then ranked Popplio, shiny Zygarde, and Wiglett amid calls from Reba, Guzzlord, and Seal. Bingo finished a long What’s a Girl to Do? installment centered on a Christian picnic conversation, then watched Janet Porter’s Faith2Action material and a one-man biblical show. Chat chose a 1995 Fleer Velveteen Rabbit Christmas pack over Hyborian Gates; Bingo opened the transparent pack and read its complete illustrated story before his own halfwayokay account won Name That Name. Testbot selected Bingo’s own halfwayokay account from 25 subscribers to receive the Velveteen Rabbit cards and Auntie Acid page, prompting accusations that the draw was rigged.

Segments

**Auntie Acid** — 0:01:30 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about always being late but worth the wait and asking laundry to fold itself, then added the latter page to the prize bundle.
**Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates** — 0:09:06 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo announced leaving Saturday improv, recapped appearing on Empathy at the Apocalypse, and planned to train on his instruments for a serious Dreamy Scenes performance at Dayton Porchfest.
**Poor Bingo** — 0:19:07 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo examined the enormous Sonic Temple festival lineup, rejecting or not recognizing most bands while debating who could justify attending and what music he actually liked.
**Rank’em Up Rodeo** — 0:56:33 · Watch segment - YouTube — After a technical restart and improvised Pokérap, Bingo ranked Skiploom, drew a shattered drinking-glass cat for Seth while Dwibbins discussed Bingo leaving Saturday improv, received 4.00 stars, then ranked Popplio, shiny Zygarde, and Wiglett amid calls from Reba, Guzzlord, and Seal.
**Dreamy Scenes** — 1:42:03 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo finished a long What’s a Girl to Do? installment centered on a Christian picnic conversation, then watched Janet Porter’s Faith2Action material and a one-man biblical show.
**Pack Attack** — 2:28:37 · Watch segment - YouTube — Chat chose a 1995 Fleer Velveteen Rabbit Christmas pack over Hyborian Gates; Bingo opened the transparent pack and read its complete illustrated story before his own halfwayokay account won Name That Name. Name That Name winner: halfwayokay (Winning moment - YouTube). Prize: Velveteen Rabbit Christmas trading cards and an Auntie Acid calendar page.
**Name That Name** — 2:38:49 · Watch segment - YouTube — Testbot selected Bingo’s own halfwayokay account from 25 subscribers to receive the Velveteen Rabbit cards and Auntie Acid page, prompting accusations that the draw was rigged.

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