Episode 305: Biblically Accurate Pelipper

Recorded: 2026-06-08
Published: 2026-06-09T03:37:57+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 06/08/2026) HWOK is woke now! / Bingo was taught sketch writing by Kevin McDonald! / Bingo’s AC is out!? / Katie wants Bingo to be a clown for her baby / Pokémon Mega Bloks!? / Bad Tunes that teach us how to wash! / AC Cat / Cowboy Boy! / Scooty Cam! / Stu Meyers! / Bingo Cat (not that one) / Anonymous Gifter!! / Lord Tracy!

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Segments

Auntie Acid — 0:02:22 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about making people laugh hard enough to pee and forgetting why she entered a room, then saved the latter Daily Doozie for the Name That Name prize.
Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:11:06 · watch segment — Bingo announced the online release of Brian’s emotional cat play, recapped Kevin McDonald’s two-day sketch-comedy workshop, and explained why he skipped its second day to draw at home.
Poor Bingo — 0:24:32 · watch segment — Bingo complained about a couch buyer delaying pickup after paying him, cutting his thumb on crystallized simple syrup, and enduring a broken air conditioner that left both him and Scooty overheated.
Silly Mail — 0:34:15 · watch segment — Bingo played Katie’s elaborate sung request that he perform as a family-friendly clown at Ramona’s first birthday, then refused because he lacked training, an outfit, and any desire to perform again.
Twitter Feedbag — 0:42:20 · watch segment — Bingo dissected a confusing anti-Biden gas-price bumper sticker and explored unusually expensive polished and giant Pokémon mineral carvings he discovered on Twitter.
Bad Tunes — 1:04:18 · watch segment — Bingo required viewers to hear an entire submitted hygiene song about washing skin, awarded compliant listeners ten Tune Points, and admitted that he liked it.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:09:04 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Klink and Snubbull, drew a white cat sleeping on a purple couch in an air-conditioned living room for Steve, took a call from Cowboy Boy about his disturbing experience at Horse University, then ranked Annihilape and Gastrodon; the drawing earned 4.58 stars.
Cats (Not That One) — 1:46:34 · watch segment — Bingo introduced and screened Brian’s short play about a pampered house cat meeting its owner’s regretful former street cat, then discussed its emotional ending and his castmates’ performances.
Pack Attack — 2:04:34 · watch segment — Chat chose Pro Set Superstars music cards over Nintendo Game Pack cards; Bingo opened musicians and bands ranging from Mr. Big and Lord Tracy to Debbie Gibson, Cheap Trick, and Janet Jackson, then unsuccessfully scratched an instant-win card. Name That Name winner: crabtornado (winning moment). Prize: Pro Set Superstars music cards, their scratched instant-win card, and the featured Auntie Acid Daily Doozie.
Name That Name — 2:20:45 · watch segment — Tessbot2000 selected crabtornado from 56 subscribers to receive the Pro Set Superstars music cards, their scratched instant-win card, and the featured Auntie Acid page.

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