Episode 91: Tillamook Bone Baggers

Original air date: March 13, 2019

Episode overview

A Sandlot-trailer misdirection becomes an Ohio-facts Didjanu for Official Erik, delivering the deliberately basic fact that Ohio is one of the fifty states. A second Ohio-themed Didjanu says Ohio was still considering a eugenics program in 1963, then its final produced drop introduces the next guessing game. Danny asks Bingo and Official Erik to distinguish old Bingo Facebook posts from Alan Jackson lyrics; Official Erik leads three to zero after three prompts and answers the fourth correctly, but no final winner or prize is declared. Official Erik recounts funeral-home body-removal work through a selectable list of darkly comic stories, ending with a deliberately obscured supposedly untellable story. Nested inside Bone Bagger Tales, a brief Didjanu says the cash register was invented in Dayton and jokes that Ohio is a state of thieves and criminals. Under the official-summary pun spelling Mourning Announcements, the hosts name halfwayokay listeners Imps because every listener is important, thank Official Erik, and close the main show.

Segments

• **Didjanu** — 0:17:56 · citation pending — A Sandlot-trailer misdirection becomes an Ohio-facts Didjanu for Official Erik, delivering the deliberately basic fact that Ohio is one of the fifty states.
• **Didjanu** — 0:22:18 · citation pending — A second Ohio-themed Didjanu says Ohio was still considering a eugenics program in 1963, then its final produced drop introduces the next guessing game.
• **Actual Bingo Social Media Post or Alan Jackson Song Lyric** — 0:25:41 · citation pending — Danny asks Bingo and Official Erik to distinguish old Bingo Facebook posts from Alan Jackson lyrics; Official Erik leads three to zero after three prompts and answers the fourth correctly, but no final winner or prize is declared.
• **Bone Bagger Tales** — 0:56:19 · citation pending — Official Erik recounts funeral-home body-removal work through a selectable list of darkly comic stories, ending with a deliberately obscured supposedly untellable story.
• **Didjanu** — 1:08:02 · citation pending — Nested inside Bone Bagger Tales, a brief Didjanu says the cash register was invented in Dayton and jokes that Ohio is a state of thieves and criminals.
• **Morning Announcements** — 1:51:44 · citation pending — Under the official-summary pun spelling Mourning Announcements, the hosts name halfwayokay listeners Imps because every listener is important, thank Official Erik, and close the main show.

Verified episode facts

• **Social-post guessing-game outcome**: Official Erik leads Bingo three to zero after the first three prompts and correctly identifies the fourth as Bingo's post, but the hosts announce no final score, formal winner, or prize.
• **Episode-title phrase**: Official Erik's Tillamook body-removal story supplies the episode-title phrase Tillamook Bone Baggers; the account is an attributed guest story, not independently verified history.
• **Listener-name outcome**: The hosts officially name halfwayokay listeners Imps, derived from the claim that every listener is important; the joking self-awarded contest has no listener entrants or prize.