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Episode 312: Colby Jack Jaundice

Original air date: July 27, 2026

Episode overview

Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome weekend smile post and a verbose Monday comic about asking for left-or-right directions instead of east or west, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction. Bingo recapped preparing for the Brandywine hobbit festival, setting up and seasoning his canvas tent, and struggling to tie its guy-line knots before Michael unexpectedly arrived with a handmade French-Canadian creature as thanks for cat-sitting. Bingo combined Poor Bingo with Bingo’s Biggest Boner to explain that he spent hours trying to drill a decorative wooden bird while the drill was running backward, then successfully mounted it atop his hobbit tent. Bingo ranked Pansir, Gogoat, Jynx, and Iron Valiant, completed Michael’s plant-watering and poop-pickup chores, drew Michael’s grumpy cat Malka while Dwibbins and another caller phoned in, and earned 4.70 stars. Bingo reviewed a ‘HLB BABA’ vanity plate, a Jeep with a ‘Booby Bouncer’ sticker, loose Funko Pop heads on a dashboard, and a Godsmack/Joker-themed motorcycle covered in confusing decals. Chat chose Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards over Stupid Smiles stickers; Bingo reviewed the full-art scenes and Chief Powhatan pop-up before Jedigreedo won the cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Boppy stickers, and other garvo. Tessbot2000 selected Jedigreedo from 29 subscribers to receive the Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Boppy stickers, and other garvo.

Segments

**Auntie Acid** — 0:01:38 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome weekend smile post and a verbose Monday comic about asking for left-or-right directions instead of east or west, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction.
**Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates** — 0:07:57 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo recapped preparing for the Brandywine hobbit festival, setting up and seasoning his canvas tent, and struggling to tie its guy-line knots before Michael unexpectedly arrived with a handmade French-Canadian creature as thanks for cat-sitting.
**Poor Bingo** — 0:25:17 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo combined Poor Bingo with Bingo’s Biggest Boner to explain that he spent hours trying to drill a decorative wooden bird while the drill was running backward, then successfully mounted it atop his hobbit tent.
**Rank’em Up Rodeo** — 1:01:00 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo ranked Pansir, Gogoat, Jynx, and Iron Valiant, completed Michael’s plant-watering and poop-pickup chores, drew Michael’s grumpy cat Malka while Dwibbins and another caller phoned in, and earned 4.70 stars.
**Bumper Grumbles** — 1:37:33 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed a ‘HLB BABA’ vanity plate, a Jeep with a ‘Booby Bouncer’ sticker, loose Funko Pop heads on a dashboard, and a Godsmack/Joker-themed motorcycle covered in confusing decals.
**Pack Attack** — 1:44:53 · Watch segment - YouTube — Chat chose Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards over Stupid Smiles stickers; Bingo reviewed the full-art scenes and Chief Powhatan pop-up before Jedigreedo won the cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Boppy stickers, and other garvo. Name That Name winner: Jedigreedo (Winning moment - YouTube). Prize: Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards, an Auntie Acid calendar page, Boppy stickers, and other garvo.
**Name That Name** — 1:53:59 · Watch segment - YouTube — Tessbot2000 selected Jedigreedo from 29 subscribers to receive the Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Boppy stickers, and other garvo.

Verified episode facts

**Scooty cam start**: Bingo starts an impromptu Scooty Cam. (source moment)

Sources

youtube — 1:56:54