Episode 312: Colby Jack Jaundice

Recorded: 2026-07-27
Published: 2026-07-28T03:26:20+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 07/27/2026) The world of Aunty Acid is ever expanding / Bingo is learning knots and tents! / Wacky Neighbor Michael makes pays Bingo an unexpected visit / Bingo Bingo made a power drill boner! / Comedy Nite with Landlocked Larry! / Bingo goes on IG LIVE to get a cool rock, but didn’t realize he needed to have his IG set to archive Lives so if you didn’t see it live you didn’t see it! / Bingo gets a cool rock! / Michael raids the Cat Food Factory! / Bumper Grumbles meets Shirt Alert! / The people choose Jimothy!

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Segments

Auntie Acid — 0:01:38 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome weekend smile post and a verbose Monday comic about asking for left-or-right directions instead of east or west, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction.
Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:07:57 · watch segment — Bingo recapped preparing for the Brandywine hobbit festival, setting up and seasoning his canvas tent, and struggling to tie its guy-line knots before Michael unexpectedly arrived with a handmade French-Canadian creature as thanks for cat-sitting.
Poor Bingo — 0:25:17 · watch segment — Bingo combined Poor Bingo with Bingo’s Biggest Boner to explain that he spent hours trying to drill a decorative wooden bird while the drill was running backward, then successfully mounted it atop his hobbit tent.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 1:01:00 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Pansir, Gogoat, Jynx, and Iron Valiant, completed Michael’s plant-watering and poop-pickup chores, drew Michael’s grumpy cat Malka while Dwibbins and another caller phoned in, and earned 4.70 stars.
Bumper Grumbles — 1:37:33 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed a ‘HLB BABA’ vanity plate, a Jeep with a ‘Booby Bouncer’ sticker, loose Funko Pop heads on a dashboard, and a Godsmack/Joker-themed motorcycle covered in confusing decals.
Pack Attack — 1:44:53 · watch segment — Chat chose Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards over Stupid Smiles stickers; Bingo reviewed the full-art scenes and Chief Powhatan pop-up before Jedigreedo won the cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Boppy stickers, and other garvo. Name That Name winner: Jedigreedo (winning moment). Prize: Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards, an Auntie Acid calendar page, Boppy stickers, and other garvo.
Name That Name — 1:53:59 · watch segment — Tessbot2000 selected Jedigreedo from 29 subscribers to receive the Disney’s Pocahontas trading cards, Auntie Acid calendar page, Boppy stickers, and other garvo.

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