Episode 313: Poopie Dudu LawyerMaxxing

Recorded: 2026-08-03
Published: 2026-08-04T02:57:27+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 08/03/2026) Dowiwi stays! / Bingo get’s a crazy email! / Is Bingo out-of-it?! / Morton’s Toe! / Bingo LOVES Rabanaditas! / Is Bingo Stooopid!? / / Luie Luie the Postman / Bingo is forced to think about how he is perceived / We hate Buc-ee’s! / Bingo accidentally shames Dwibbins’ culture / J. Martin is messing with the Grimoire Of Withered Echoes!! / We LOVE Norfin!

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Segments

Auntie Acid — 0:00:56 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about getting the Christmas tree out in August, using Botox to scare one’s family, and exercising before the brain catches on.
Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:07:58 · watch segment — Bingo announced an upcoming Portland trip, restored Dowiwi to his original outfit while keeping the tiny camera, apologized for delayed prizes, and teased a major new segment featuring Andy Mascola.
Poor Bingo — 0:24:11 · watch segment — Bingo complained about feeling behind on the term ‘colorway,’ Morton's toe and an upcoming podiatrist visit, confusing Japanese Mario merchandise, and a $161 electric bill.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 0:54:08 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Kyurem and Toxapex, drew an anti-Buc-ee’s cat poster for Steve while Dwibbins called, earned 4.75 stars, and then ranked Litwick and Bellsprout.
J. Martin — 1:37:13 · watch segment — The Mystery Solving Society revisited J. Martin’s TikTok purchases, including an RC jet, the ominous Grimoire of Withered Echoes, flower seeds, and a delivery label marked 666.
Pack Attack — 2:01:59 · watch segment — Chat chose Norfin Trolls cards over Stupid Smiles stickers; Bingo reviewed Lars, Heather, Chucky, Pennie, Ivan, Sleepy, and Zyda before adding the cards to the prize. Name That Name winner: Stargaziey (winning moment). Prize: Norfin Trolls cards and Boppy stickers.
Name That Name — 2:22:16 · watch segment — Testbot selected Stargazy from 28 subscribers to receive the Norfin Trolls cards and Boppy stickers.

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