Episode 313: Poopie Dudu LawyerMaxxing

Original air date: August 3, 2026

Episode overview

Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about getting the Christmas tree out in August, using Botox to scare one’s family, and exercising before the brain catches on. Bingo announced an upcoming Portland trip, restored Dowiwi to his original outfit while keeping the tiny camera, apologized for delayed prizes, and teased a major new segment featuring Andy Mascola. Bingo complained about feeling behind on the term ‘colorway,’ Morton's toe and an upcoming podiatrist visit, confusing Japanese Mario merchandise, and a $161 electric bill. Bingo ranked Kyurem and Toxapex, drew an anti-Buc-ee’s cat poster for Steve while Dwibbins called, earned 4.75 stars, and then ranked Litwick and Bellsprout. The Mystery Solving Society revisited J. Martin’s TikTok purchases, including an RC jet, the ominous Grimoire of Withered Echoes, flower seeds, and a delivery label marked 666. Chat chose Norfin Trolls cards over Stupid Smiles stickers; Bingo reviewed Lars, Heather, Chucky, Pennie, Ivan, Sleepy, and Zyda before adding the cards to the prize. Testbot selected Stargazy from 28 subscribers to receive the Norfin Trolls cards and Boppy stickers.

Segments

• **Auntie Acid** — 0:00:56 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about getting the Christmas tree out in August, using Botox to scare one’s family, and exercising before the brain catches on.
• **Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates** — 0:07:58 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo announced an upcoming Portland trip, restored Dowiwi to his original outfit while keeping the tiny camera, apologized for delayed prizes, and teased a major new segment featuring Andy Mascola.
• **Poor Bingo** — 0:24:11 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo complained about feeling behind on the term ‘colorway,’ Morton's toe and an upcoming podiatrist visit, confusing Japanese Mario merchandise, and a $161 electric bill.
• **Rank’em Up Rodeo** — 0:54:08 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo ranked Kyurem and Toxapex, drew an anti-Buc-ee’s cat poster for Steve while Dwibbins called, earned 4.75 stars, and then ranked Litwick and Bellsprout.
• **J. Martin** — 1:37:13 · Watch segment - YouTube — The Mystery Solving Society revisited J. Martin’s TikTok purchases, including an RC jet, the ominous Grimoire of Withered Echoes, flower seeds, and a delivery label marked 666.
• **Pack Attack** — 2:01:59 · Watch segment - YouTube — Chat chose Norfin Trolls cards over Stupid Smiles stickers; Bingo reviewed Lars, Heather, Chucky, Pennie, Ivan, Sleepy, and Zyda before adding the cards to the prize. Name That Name winner: Stargaziey (Winning moment - YouTube). Prize: Norfin Trolls cards and Boppy stickers.
• **Name That Name** — 2:22:16 · Watch segment - YouTube — Testbot selected Stargazy from 28 subscribers to receive the Norfin Trolls cards and Boppy stickers.

Sources

• youtube — 2:25:48