Episode 63: Smellman of Hobgoblin Swamp

Original air date: August 29, 2018

Episode overview

The hosts use the exact singular recurring label to designate Jerry Seinfeld and Donald 'Don' Trump as Enemies of the Show, leaving Bingo one of his stated three annual selections; this is a comic editorial classification without a winner or prize. A Mexico and general-geography quiz gives Bingo an official score of zero and the Smellman of Hobgoblin Swamp designation. The segment declares no winner or tangible prize. Across a produced break, the hosts review exactly five public-video sources concerning two profiled public personas: three American Josh videos, one Cereal Wednesday reviewer video, and one anonymous Canadian fight bonus. Red River receives a nested 5.5/5 Encino Mans rating, not an ordered ranking, winner, or prize.

Segments

• **Enemy of the Show** — 0:20:42 · citation pending — The hosts use the exact singular recurring label to designate Jerry Seinfeld and Donald 'Don' Trump as Enemies of the Show, leaving Bingo one of his stated three annual selections; this is a comic editorial classification without a winner or prize.
• **Bingo: Man of the World or Smellman of Hobgoblin Swamp** — 0:34:35 · citation pending — A Mexico and general-geography quiz gives Bingo an official score of zero and the Smellman of Hobgoblin Swamp designation. The segment declares no winner or tangible prize.
• **Mutant Roundup** — 0:42:16 · citation pending — Across a produced break, the hosts review exactly five public-video sources concerning two profiled public personas: three American Josh videos, one Cereal Wednesday reviewer video, and one anonymous Canadian fight bonus. Red River receives a nested 5.5/5 Encino Mans rating, not an ordered ranking, winner, or prize.

Verified episode facts

• **Episode 63 zero findings and citation policy**: No Name That Name round, winner, or prize; canonical Rank'em occurrence; recognizable ordered-ranking predecessor; Pokemon ranking; drawing; live chat; or Ice Cube signal occurs. Red River's nested rating is not a ranking predecessor, and all public listener phone, live-call, and show outgoing-call counts are zero. This is a podcast-only source: retain exact source-272 millisecond evidence internally and do not fabricate YouTube or Twitch timestamp links.
• **Episode 63 contributed-audio and message classification**: Episode 63 plays exactly one distinct prerecorded contributed-audio file, Viv's closing song Fastpaws Rap. It is contributed music rather than a voicemail or phone/message event. A pre-show host email, an on-air host-to-host SMS, and an incidental incoming group-thread notification are ordinary internal or online messages, not public listener phone participation; there are zero public listener phone/message rows, live calls, and show outgoing calls or attempts.
• **Kettering skeleton-house update qualification**: The hosts report that remains in the Kettering skeleton house were identified as those of a 66-year-old man who died in 2007 and remained there for roughly eleven years. This is an attributed on-air news summary, not an independently verified archive fact or formal segment.
• **Enemy of the show designations**: Using the exact singular recurring label, the hosts officially designate Jerry Seinfeld and Donald 'Don' Trump as Enemies of the Show. Bingo uses two of his stated three annual selections and has one remaining; there is no contest winner or prize.
• **Episode 63 formal segment inventory**: Episode 63 contains exactly three strict formal occurrences: Enemy of the Show; Bingo: Man of the World or Smellman of Hobgoblin Swamp; and Mutant Roundup. The Skeleton House update and Successful People versus Unsuccessful People graphic are topical discussions, while reviewed media titles, advertisements, and Fastpaws Rap are not additional show segments.
• **Man of the world quiz outcome**: Bingo receives an official score of zero in the Mexico and general-geography quiz and is designated Smellman of Hobgoblin Swamp. The fart-salt mail joke is not a tangible prize, and the quiz is not Name That Name or Rank'em.
• **Mutant roundup source inventory and outcome**: Mutant Roundup reviews exactly five public-video sources involving two profiled public personas: three American Josh videos, one Cereal Wednesday reviewer video, and one anonymous Canadian fight bonus. American Josh is praised, the cereal reviewer is rejected, and Red River receives a nested single-film rating of 5.5 out of 5 Encino Mans; that rating is neither Rank'em nor a recognizable ordered-ranking predecessor.