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Episode 314: Toe Jelqing

Original air date: August 10, 2026

Episode overview

Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome friendship page and an angry hand-gesture Daily Doozie, dubbed the latter an ‘angry blowy,’ and added it to the Name That Name prize bundle. Bingo recapped his Portland trip, revealed that a specialty shoe fitting changed his assumed size from 11 extra-wide to 13 medium, and fell for several Ice Cube jokes while showing the new shoes. Bingo complained that Spotify removed Episode 313 without identifying the allegedly infringing audio, leaving him unsure how to restore the podcast episode. Bingo ranked Salamence and Buizel, drew a Portland-style Cadillac Cat for Steve while Tony and Dwibbins called, earned 4.93 stars, and then ranked shiny Varoom and Lanturn. Bingo watched Aunt Viv’s video-jambalaya submission ‘Deputy Marshall Bucky: Don’t Spit on My Boots,’ a surreal homemade Western assembled from borrowed footage, a talking dog, and a masked performer. Chat chose Awesome All Stars over Stupid Smiles; Bingo opened the vintage baseball-monster cards, praised their bizarre creatures and writing, and objected to one card’s transphobic joke. Tessbot2000 selected naomifullbloom from 29 subscribers to receive the Awesome All Stars cards, Auntie Acid Daily Doozie, and Portland delights.

Segments

**Auntie Acid** — 0:00:38 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome friendship page and an angry hand-gesture Daily Doozie, dubbed the latter an ‘angry blowy,’ and added it to the Name That Name prize bundle.
**Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates** — 0:14:27 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo recapped his Portland trip, revealed that a specialty shoe fitting changed his assumed size from 11 extra-wide to 13 medium, and fell for several Ice Cube jokes while showing the new shoes.
**Poor Bingo** — 0:32:31 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo complained that Spotify removed Episode 313 without identifying the allegedly infringing audio, leaving him unsure how to restore the podcast episode.
**Rank’em Up Rodeo** — 0:55:46 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo ranked Salamence and Buizel, drew a Portland-style Cadillac Cat for Steve while Tony and Dwibbins called, earned 4.93 stars, and then ranked shiny Varoom and Lanturn.
**Dreamy Scenes** — 1:44:11 · Watch segment - YouTube — Bingo watched Aunt Viv’s video-jambalaya submission ‘Deputy Marshall Bucky: Don’t Spit on My Boots,’ a surreal homemade Western assembled from borrowed footage, a talking dog, and a masked performer.
**Pack Attack** — 1:50:58 · Watch segment - YouTube — Chat chose Awesome All Stars over Stupid Smiles; Bingo opened the vintage baseball-monster cards, praised their bizarre creatures and writing, and objected to one card’s transphobic joke. Name That Name winner: naomifullbloom (Winning moment - YouTube). Prize: Awesome All Stars cards, an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie, and Portland delights.
**Name That Name** — 2:02:00 · Watch segment - YouTube — Tessbot2000 selected naomifullbloom from 29 subscribers to receive the Awesome All Stars cards, Auntie Acid Daily Doozie, and Portland delights.

Verified episode facts

**Bingo reference image**: Bingo appears on screen in the cited episode moment. (source moment)

Sources

youtube — 2:06:13