Episode 314: Toe Jelqing

Recorded: 2026-08-10
Published: 2026-08-11T03:09:46+00:00

Official summary

(Recorded 08/10/2026) Aunty Acid given that ANGRY blowy / Bingo just got back from Portland OR and he is actually very tired / Technical annoyances / Bingo mutes himself for way too long and Josh saves the day! / Bingo found out about his squares!! / Beachman Barry calls in! / Bingo discovers his TRUE shoe size!? / Spotify is bullying Bingo / More Mario Quiz cards!! / Bingo gets annoyed by a free sticker / Tony calls in to talk about something nobody knows about / Portland Cat! / Deputy Marshall Bruce Don't Spit On My Boots

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Segments

Auntie Acid — 0:00:38 · watch segment — Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome friendship page and an angry hand-gesture Daily Doozie, dubbed the latter an ‘angry blowy,’ and added it to the Name That Name prize bundle.
Bingo’s Big Life Pupdates — 0:14:27 · watch segment — Bingo recapped his Portland trip, revealed that a specialty shoe fitting changed his assumed size from 11 extra-wide to 13 medium, and fell for several Ice Cube jokes while showing the new shoes.
Poor Bingo — 0:32:31 · watch segment — Bingo complained that Spotify removed Episode 313 without identifying the allegedly infringing audio, leaving him unsure how to restore the podcast episode.
Rank’em Up Rodeo — 0:55:46 · watch segment — Bingo ranked Salamence and Buizel, drew a Portland-style Cadillac Cat for Steve while Tony and Dwibbins called, earned 4.93 stars, and then ranked shiny Varoom and Lanturn.
Dreamy Scenes — 1:44:11 · watch segment — Bingo watched Aunt Viv’s video-jambalaya submission ‘Deputy Marshall Bucky: Don’t Spit on My Boots,’ a surreal homemade Western assembled from borrowed footage, a talking dog, and a masked performer.
Pack Attack — 1:50:58 · watch segment — Chat chose Awesome All Stars over Stupid Smiles; Bingo opened the vintage baseball-monster cards, praised their bizarre creatures and writing, and objected to one card’s transphobic joke. Name That Name winner: naomifullbloom (winning moment). Prize: Awesome All Stars cards, an Auntie Acid Daily Doozie, and Portland delights.
Name That Name — 2:02:00 · watch segment — Tessbot2000 selected naomifullbloom from 29 subscribers to receive the Awesome All Stars cards, Auntie Acid Daily Doozie, and Portland delights.

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