Rank’em Up Rodeo
Bingo ranks Pokémon, talks with his coworker, and creates a Microsoft Paint cat drawing that the community rates.
Format
Bingo draws and ranks Pokémon, with chat participation and ratings.
Appearances
- Episode 316 — watch segment · Segment length: 57 minutes, 39 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo wore the monkey suit, ranked four Pokémon, drew a glowing-eyed dark woke cat for Steve, and endured several increasingly long calls before the drawing received 3.20 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Murkrow, Roserade, Pinsir, Dedenne
- Drawing: A dark woke cat with glowing eyes
- Callers: Dwibbins, Katie and Sam, Desiree, Josh Seybert
- Final community rating: 3.20 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “If God made a 5-minute video of your life, would it be worth watching or would you keep scrolling?”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hey Bingo, is everything okay at home buddy? I saw your most recent post on Instagram.com.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I dunno man, it just felt... a little insensitive. I could see it coming from Seth, but you Bingo...?!”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Man, you think you know someone and then all of a sudden they go and show you their true colors.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I know you’re in your Dark Woke phase, but I think you’ve taken this a bit too far. Not a great look.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Bingo, you’ve got too much Dark Woke in your system. We need a way to expel it from your body.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Hmmm... I’ve got an idea! Draw a Dark Woke cat! Maybe that will get you over this weird phase!”
!Final drawing from Episode 316 ---
- Episode 315 — watch segment · Segment length: 38 minutes, 58 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Drampa and Poipole, drew an orange clown cat for Steve while Josh Seybert riffed with him, earned 4.8 stars, and then ranked Gulpin, shiny Zeraora, and Metapod.
- Pokémon encountered: Drampa, Poipole, Gulpin, shiny Zeraora, Metapod
- Drawing: An orange clown cat
- Callers: Josh Seybert
- Final community rating: 4.80 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I’d love it if you came to my show this Friday at Yellow Cab! I promise to sing real pretty for you!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, I hope your weekend was as good as mine! I was surrounded by loved ones virtually and IRL!”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Cody stubbed his toe doing a drill so he got to sit in the barracks and FaceTime me all Saturday!”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Man, I miss him so much. When will this stupid war ever end? All I want is my husband to be home.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Oh, and on Sunday me and some friends went to the Oregon District in Dayton, Ohio. Ever heard of it?”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Guess what I saw? A flyer with you on it! It said you’ll be singing at Yellow Cab Tavern on Friday!”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “What a treat! Sketch comedy, magic, a clown, Greg Raps, and MORE?! All for the low price of 10 USD?!”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Bingo, you know I love clowns! And you know I love you too! I’ll be there, buddy. You can count on it.”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “Bingo, would you draw a clown cat this week? That just might hold me over until the show on Friday!”
!Final drawing from Episode 315 ---
- Episode 314 — watch segment · Segment length: 47 minutes, 32 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Salamence and Buizel, drew a Portland-style Cadillac Cat for Steve while Tony and Dwibbins called, earned 4.93 stars, and then ranked shiny Varoom and Lanturn.
- Pokémon encountered: Salamence, Buizel, shiny Varoom, Lanturn
- Drawing: A Portland-style Cadillac Cat
- Callers: Tony, Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.93 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I’m back from Portland and I mean business... MONKEY BUSINESS that is! Ooh ooh ahh ahh!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Bingo, did you have a nice time on your Portland trip? Man, I hear it’s a really special place.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Did you see Sleater-Kittey while you were there......? ...No?”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Did you see Kitty-cat (Elliott...) Smith while you were there......? ...No?!”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Did you see Modest Meowse while you were there......? ...NO?!”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Did you see any ruminants while you were there......? ...NO?!”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Bingo, what did you do there? Well, whatever the case I hope you had a really lovely time.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Speaking of Portland, our annual sales have been lower than usual across the entire west coast.”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “Bingo, if you draw a cat that captures the whole Portland vibe, maybe we can turn things around!”
!Final drawing from Episode 314 ---
- Episode 313 — watch segment · Segment length: 39 minutes, 7 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Kyurem and Toxapex, drew an anti-Buc-ee’s cat poster for Steve while Dwibbins called, earned 4.75 stars, and then ranked Litwick and Bellsprout.
- Pokémon encountered: Kyurem, Toxapex, Litwick, Bellsprout
- Drawing: A cat-led anti-Buc-ee’s smear-campaign poster
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.75 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “God, why can't I be an angel up in Heaven enjoying an endless supply of PREMIUM ROOT BEER?”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, I like that shirt! It looks really nice on you. Say, did you happen to hear the latest news?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Some new gas station in town is being really nasty to our friends over at the Beaver's Mini Mart.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Buc-ee's, the mega gas station chain, is suing this mom and pop shop that has existed since the 90's.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “They're claiming that the logo is too similar and they use a similar red. I dunno, seems bogus.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Bingo, it's time we stand up for the little guys. Beaver's Mini Mart isn't going down without a fight...”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Would you mind drawing a smear campaign poster that we can put on our latest batch of cat food?”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Don't hold back on this one. I want the fine folks at Beaver's Mini Mart to know we have their backs!”
!Final drawing from Episode 313 ---
- Episode 312 — watch segment · Segment length: 36 minutes, 16 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Pansir, Gogoat, Jynx, and Iron Valiant, completed Michael’s plant-watering and poop-pickup chores, drew Michael’s grumpy cat Malka while Dwibbins and another caller phoned in, and earned 4.70 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Pansir, Gogoat, Jynx, Iron Valiant
- Drawing: Michael’s grumpy cat Malka with the caption ‘I don’t like you’
- Callers: Dwibbins, Unidentified caller
- Final community rating: 4.70 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Can’t I just do my damn show without Michael interrupting me?! What is wrong with this world?!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Michael): “Surprise, Bingo! Dominican! Did you think you got rid of me after I left your house a minute ago?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Michael): “Thank you so much for taking care of my sweet Malka and watering all of my plants recently!”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Michael): “Funny story, Bingo. I was perusing Monster.com and I saw a post for your company of all places!”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Michael): “I figured why not make some extra cash while hanging out with Bingo during my summer break?!”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Michael): “Did you happen to notice I did some decorating around the office? I brought in some plants!”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Michael): “Say Bingo, before you get to work would you mind watering those plants and picking up that poop?”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Michael): “Wow, you actually watered every last plant and picked up that poop? Thanks a bundle, Bingo!”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Michael): “Bingo, before I put in my notice, would you mind drawing my sweet Malka for me? I’d love that!”
!Final drawing from Episode 312 ---
- Episode 311 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 52 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Nacli, Garganacl, Venipede, and Feebas, drew an Angry Birds-style cat from memory for Steve, and took calls from Andy Randy and Swampy before the drawing earned 4.05 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Nacli, Garganacl, Venipede, Feebas
- Drawing: An Angry Birds-style cat drawn from memory
- Callers: Andy Randy, Swampy
- Final community rating: 4.05 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “So wait, you want me to AVOID lettuce? I'll just gobble down some really sticky Mike's Hot Honey!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi there Bingo, I hope you had a decent weekend. This might be TMI, but I spent mine on the toilet...”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Playing Angry Birds, of course! I've been lucky enough to avoid that explosive diarrhea virus!”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Boh oh boy, the destructible environments are more satisfying than ever in the new Angry Birds!”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “And don't get me started on the new slingshot upgrades. They keep me coming back for more!”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “The new Angry Birds game also added new boss battles and you can level up individual birds!”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Bingo, would you mind drawing a cat that looks like one of those angry birds? I would like that! :)”
!Final drawing from Episode 311 ---
- Episode 310 — watch segment · Segment length: 30 minutes, 23 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Bombirdier, Staravia, Zamazenta, and Minccino, drew a ladybug-marked cat for Steve, and took two calls from Dwibbins before the drawing earned 3.32 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Bombirdier, Staravia, Zamazenta, Minccino
- Drawing: A cat with ladybug markings
- Callers: Dwibbins, Unidentified caller
- Final community rating: 3.32 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Some people enjoy watching WWE and some people don't. Differences are something to celebrate!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, today is a very sad day. This guy that Cody and I knew intimately died over the weekend.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Now I don't wanna out him or anything, but let's just say that he was a prominent public figure...”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “For no reason whatsoever, Bingo... would you mind drawing a cat with the markings of a ladybug?”
!Final drawing from Episode 310 ---
- Episode 309 — watch segment · Segment length: 42 minutes, 54 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Cramorant and shiny Tyrunt, drew a white cat drinking itself to death at a bar while Death smoked behind it for Seth, talked with Dwibbins, earned 4.98 stars, and then ranked Muk and Glalie.
- Pokémon encountered: Cramorant, shiny Tyrunt, Muk, Glalie
- Drawing: A white cat drinking itself to death at a bar with Death smoking behind it
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.98 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “If you’re ever having a bad day just remember: Dayton Inspires. Pray for Mitch McConnell. ❤️”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “What’s up, fucknugget?! Just messing with ya, Daniel. Did you have a nice fourth of July?!”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Mine was fucking nuts, dude. The Ultra Right Beer was flowing and the Kid Rock was cranked up to 10.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “To top it all off, my buddy King Burp showed up with a shitload of fireworks. What a damn legend!”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “One thing led to another and he convinced me to shoot a bottle rocket out of my friggin’ butthole.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Only problem was I clinched my cornhole and the bottle rocket got stuck and exploded in my face.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Seth): “Now I see why they call it a ‘bottle rocket’ and not a ‘butthole rocket’. Haha, see what I did there?”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Seth): “Ah well, lesson learned. On to a more serious note, Daniel… Ultra Right Beer has not been doing well.”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Seth): “Ever since I took down ultrarightbeer.com, people have been speculating about its future…”
- Coworker dialogue 9 (Seth): “Daniel, this could be the end of Ultra Right Beer… we might have to pivot to only making cat food…”
- Coworker dialogue 10 (Seth): “Daniel, would you mind drawing a cat drinking itself to death? That would be fucking wicked awesome!”
!Final drawing from Episode 309 ---
- Episode 308 — watch segment · Segment length: 32 minutes, 15 seconds.
- Synopsis: After a failed launch and a rap-filled Redux restart, Bingo ranked Rattata and Raticate, drew a muscular Big Groove-inspired cat suffering a heart attack at a restaurant for Steve, and talked with Josh Seybert during most of the drawing; the cat earned 3.68 stars before Bingo ranked Boldore and Spritzee.
- Pokémon encountered: Rattata, Raticate, Boldore, Spritzee
- Drawing: A muscular brown Big Groove-inspired cat suffering a heart attack at a restaurant table
- Callers: Josh Seybert
- Final community rating: 3.68 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Marshmallows are a soft candy that you can enjoy without worrying about chipping your teeth.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “If you found this information helpful, please like and subscribe below for more food tips!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Howdy Bingo, quick question for you… you’re a hip cat that knows all the cool lingo and memes, right?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Yeah, that’s kind of the reputation you have here around the office. I was wondering something…”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Have you ever heard of Big Groove? Man oh man, this guy has huge muscles and eats a lot of food!”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Big Groove not only eats food, but he can also do a dance! People love watching Big Groove online.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “When Big Groove shows up at your restaurant, you know that you’re in for a really good time, Bingo.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Big Groove will eat up so much food, and believe you me, his appetite is just as big as his groove!”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Bingo, could you draw a cat that looks like Big Groove for me? That would be so cool, man.”
!Final drawing from Episode 308 ---
- Episode 307 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 11 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Inteleon and Koraidon, drew a muscular cat surfing in green shorts for Steve, and took a long vacation call from Dwibbins before the drawing earned 4.63 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Inteleon, Koraidon
- Drawing: A muscular cat surfing in green shorts, flashing a shaka sign beneath a smiling sun
- Callers: Unidentified caller
- Final community rating: 4.63 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Every day on Earth is a gift from Our Creator!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Aloha, Bingo! I hope your weekend was rad! Heads up dude, no hugs today. I have a mad sunburn!”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I went surfing with a few legit waxheads over the weekend. It was not only radical but also tubular!”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Have you ever been surfing, Bingo? Maybe you can tag along the next time we all shred the gnar.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Could you draw up a cat catching waves at the ocean, just cruising and having a good time?”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Thanks dude, I think our customers are gonna be hella stoked when they see this cat drawing!”
---
- Episode 306 — watch segment · Segment length: 51 minutes, 28 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Iron Treads, placed Pikachu at number one, ranked Electivire, drew an Alex Reiger-inspired Taxi cat for Steve while reflecting on Yellow Cab Tavern and the sitcom Taxi, missed a call from Dwibbins during the music, then ranked Herdier; the drawing earned 4.82 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Iron Treads, Pikachu, Electivire, Herdier
- Drawing: An Alex Reiger-inspired gray Taxi cat seated at the Sunshine Cab Company beside a yellow taxi
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.82 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Oh boy, I got a new couch today! Bingo is movin’ on up in this world!”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “My new couch is a piece of fucking SHIT!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, I hope you had a fantastic weekend. Mine went really well, but I got some bad news today...”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Have you ever heard of Yellow Cab Tavern in Dayton, Ohio? I just heard they’re shutting down.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “I was just there last Friday around 10pm enjoying some music by a band called The Special Dark.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I had a really nice time, but I guess they are up and closing after their event on October 31st.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Have you ever seen that TV show Taxi? Yellow Cab Tavern has always reminded me of that show...”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Bingo, would you mind drawing a Taxi cat? Not to be confused with a taxi CAB! What is a “taxi cat”?”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “You’re the one with that beautiful artistic mind. I’ll leave the interpretation up to you, my friend.”
!Final drawing from Episode 306 ---
- Episode 305 — watch segment · Segment length: 29 minutes, 26 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Klink and Snubbull, drew a white cat sleeping on a purple couch in an air-conditioned living room for Steve, took a call from Cowboy Boy about his disturbing experience at Horse University, then ranked Annihilape and Gastrodon; the drawing earned 4.58 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Klink, Snubbull, Annihilape, Gastrodon
- Drawing: A white cat sleeping on a purple couch beside a thermostat set to cool while an angry sun shines through the window
- Callers: Cowboy Boy
- Final community rating: 4.58 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Another day, another donkey! Let's make the most of this day and catch some Pokémon!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Bingo dog, it has been so hot outside, you know? Could you draw a cat enjoying air conditioning?”
!Final drawing from Episode 305 ---
- Episode 304 — watch segment · Segment length: 35 minutes, 13 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Happiny and Sandile, drew a huge green nightmare cat looming over a bloody animal carcass for Steve, talked with Josh Seybert about his new Pittsburgh-area library job, received a 4.64-star rating, and then ranked Meditite and Weedle.
- Pokémon encountered: Happiny, Sandile, Meditite, Weedle
- Drawing: A huge green nightmare cat with enormous yellow eyes and a tooth-filled grin looming over a bloody animal carcass in a dark purple hallway
- Callers: Josh Seybert
- Final community rating: 4.64 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I'm reading this new book about anti-gravity... I can't put it down! Welp, that's my time, folks!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, I hope you had a great weekend! Me? I saw a scary movie. I'm turning into a cinephile!”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I saw the movie “Backrooms” at The Greene Town Center at 5:15pm on Saturday! It was real scary!”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Between “Backrooms” and “Obsession”, scary movies are having their moment in the spotlight!”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Bingo, this might seem like an odd request, but do you think you could draw a scary cat today?”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “This one might be a risk, but some times in life you have to take risks! I’m Risk James, bitch!”
!Final drawing from Episode 304 ---
- Episode 303 — watch segment · Segment length: 23 minutes, 44 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Decidueye and Paras, drew a green Grogu-inspired cat in a red robe against a starry sky for Steve, received 4.18 stars, then ranked Sigilyph and Orthworm before feeding Scooty and closing the segment.
- Pokémon encountered: Decidueye, Paras, Sigilyph, Orthworm
- Drawing: A green Grogu-inspired cat with enormous dark eyes, a red robe, and a starry black background
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.18 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “My name is Bingo. I drink bourbon and I know things. Don’t believe me? I have a shirt that says so!”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Who would have ever imagined that 100 weeks ago Jokermon would trap me in this game? Time flies!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, I hope you had a nice weekend. Mine was alright... although I was definitely missing Cody.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “On Fridays we usually go out for dinner and watch a movie in XD at our local Cinemark theater.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “We were both looking forward to seeing Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu in theaters together.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “But sadly the war in Iran wages on. I don’t know about you Bingo, but I just love Grogu so much.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “You know what I think would be really swell? Maybe you could draw a cat that resembles Grogu.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “It would make me smile and I think a lot of our customers would enjoy it as well. Thanks, Bingo. :)”
!Final drawing from Episode 303 ---
- Episode 302 — watch segment · Segment length: 27 minutes, 14 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Primarina and Kleavor, drew an intentionally soulless AI-style orange cat for Steve and Seth, and talked with Dwibbins about AI, unused sketch and song ideas, and Q recast as Conan O’Brien; the drawing earned 4.36 stars before Bingo ranked Bisharp and Pidgeotto.
- Pokémon encountered: Primarina, Kleavor, Bisharp, Pidgeotto
- Drawing: An intentionally AI-style orange cat with oversized eyes, malformed facial details, an illegible name tag, and the words ‘AI!’ on a purple background
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.36 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “There is so much evil in this world, but I am Bingo and I still choose kindness. Hashtag I’m with her!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Happy Monday, Bingo! Did you get into anything fun this weekend? I did some spring cleaning, myself.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Welp, I guess we should get down to brass tacks. Seth had a request for this week’s cat drawing...”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “He found this new website called StockCake. It’s a stock photo website, but all the images are AI...”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “He also noticed Dayton is really keen on AI images. The Dayton subreddit loves an AI generated logo!”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Bingo, as much as I hate to ask you this... would you draw a cat drawing that looks AI generated?”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Make sure the AI bits are super obvious. The citizens of Dayton, Ohio are awful at spotting AI.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Not only will Seth love it, I really think the troglodytes of Dayton, Ohio will enjoy it. Thanks!”
!Final drawing from Episode 302 ---
- Episode 301 — watch segment · Segment length: 31 minutes, 57 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Glaceon and Yanma, drew a Wordle-themed cat entirely from body-part words for Steve, and received an AI-generated call from Janet Porter Folgler; after fixing an accidental slur, the drawing earned 4.08 stars before he ranked Kommo-o and Luxray.
- Pokémon encountered: Glaceon, Yanma, Kommo-o, Luxray
- Drawing: A cat assembled from handwritten body-part words with the Wordle logo above it; an accidental slur formed by overlapping “cheek” and “chin” was removed before submission
- Callers: Janet Porter Folger AI voice
- Final community rating: 4.08 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I. am. an. android. from. cyberspace. who. has. come. here. to. MURRR-DERRRR. YOOOOOU...”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, I hope you had a lovely weekend. Oh, me? I visited my mom and we played some board games.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “It was a really nice time. I’m so lucky to have such a loving, caring, and supporting mother in my life.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Oh man, all this talk of moms nearly sidetracked me from an important question I wanted to ask you...”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Did you hear about Savannah Guthrie? She’s going to be hosting the hit new TV game show Wordle!”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Currently Wordle can only be played on any internet-connected device around the world...”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “But with this game show, they are adding one more place where you can play Wordle! Pretty neat!”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “I honestly can’t wait for the hit new TV game show Wordle to make its way onto my television set.”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “Bingo, could you draw a cat out of words? Like... maybe its ear is the word “ear” or “sound”...?”
- Coworker dialogue 9 (Steve): “Is that even possible? You’re the artist, so I’ll defer to you on this one. Thanks a bunch, Bingo!”
!Final drawing from Episode 301 ---
- Episode 300 — watch segment · Segment length: 40 minutes, 44 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Taillow and Karrablast, heard Jim Rat sing a Ratt tribute, ranked Gourgeist, and drew a jubilant orange graduation cat for Seth while Dwibbins called; the cat earned 4.60 stars before Bingo ranked Sudowoodo.
- Pokémon encountered: Taillow, Karrablast, Gourgeist, Sudowoodo
- Drawing: A jubilant orange cat in a red graduation cap and gown, arms raised above a magenta ‘CONGRATS’ banner on a bright blue background
- Callers: Jim Rat, Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.60 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Hey you, yeah... you. If you can hear my voice reading this message... just know that I love you.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Hey Daniel, you little fucker! I kid, I kid... you know I honestly shouldn’t be so tough on you...”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I heard the unfortunate news about your gay little calendar college in Kettering closing. Sad!”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Personally, I don’t even think you need to go to college to be creative. Take me, for instance...”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “I have this idea where you could reuse dried cum for construction materials... I call it ‘cumcrete’!”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “I didn’t need a fancy four-year degree to come up with that. Or should I say... CUM up with that.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Seth): “Alrighty, well I’ve gotta head off to this stupid workplace sensitivity training. You need anything?”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Seth): “Oh right...! Something to draw. Draw a stupid cat graduating from some libtard art school, I guess.”
!Final drawing from Episode 300 ---
- Episode 299 — watch segment · Segment length: 29 minutes, 42 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Skiddo and favorite Pokémon Wynaut, drew a miserable gray cat describing its badly stubbed toe for Steve while talking with Dwibbins, and received a rejection call from fake talent agent Rich Renderson; the drawing earned 3.33 stars before Bingo ranked Milotic and shiny Cofagrigus.
- Pokémon encountered: Skiddo, Wynaut, Milotic, Cofagrigus
- Drawing: A sad gray cat with green eyes beneath a speech bubble reading ‘I stubbed my toe real bad!’ on a dark red background
- Callers: Dwibbins, Rich Renderson
- Final community rating: 3.33 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “It’s raining outside and I wore a Tim Heidecker shirt on Thursday! I love him!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Oh shucks, Bingo! I sure hope you had a better weekend than me! I stubbed my toe really bad!!!”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Could you draw a cat with a big ol’ honking toe that just got stubbed, Bingo? I would love that.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “After all, everyone has stubbed their toe. It’s super relatable! Our customers will love it!”
!Final drawing from Episode 299 ---
- Episode 298 — watch segment · Segment length: 34 minutes, 27 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Starly, Golisopod, and Capsakid, drew an orange 4/20 weed cat for Steve while Dwibbins shared Lenny Kauffmann business ideas and Kurt the Hurt suggested psychedelic smoke, received 4.31 stars, then ranked Shelgon and fed Scooty turkey.
- Pokémon encountered: Starly, Golisopod, Capsakid, Shelgon
- Drawing: An orange stoner cat with closed pink eyes, a joint, and a cannabis-leaf forehead mark against a purple background and psychedelic multicolor border
- Callers: Dwibbins, Kurt the Hurt
- Final community rating: 4.31 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “All I wanna do is smoke weed and drink a God damn PREMIUM ROOT BEER, but I’ve gotta go to work!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi there Bingo, Happy 4/20 to you and yours! I should keep quiet, Seth is really on one today....”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “He told me he saw a bumper sticker of your boyfriend standing in front of a marijuana leaf.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “He asked me if we should start performing random employee drug tests. I told him not to worry.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I'm sorry, but like... does Seth... like uhhh... does he really think you're dating Bart Simpson???”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “He's a weird guy. Anyway, maybe we can draw a cat that really enjoys weed? Thanks a bunch, Bingo!”
!Final drawing from Episode 298 ---
- Episode 297 — watch segment · Segment length: 39 minutes, 38 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Landorus and Smoliv, drew a red Lego-brick cat for Steve while Joshseybert called about Four Loko, Lego, and games, rated it 4.25 stars, ranked Durant, then heard Dwibbins impersonate Joshseybert and riff on Naomi Fullbloom, jet lag, moose, pantyhose, and a vanished Pokémon fan before finishing with shiny Tapu Koko.
- Pokémon encountered: Landorus, Smoliv, Durant, Shiny Tapu Koko
- Drawing: A red Lego brick shaped like a loafing cat, with a face, paws, and curled tail on a yellow background
- Callers: Josh Seybert, Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.25 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “You can call me LL Cool B because the ladies love cool Bingo! Somebody give daddy a frisco melt!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, what’s up? You have a good weekend? I spent most of mine going down a deep rabbit hole...”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Not a real rabbit hole, of course! I’m allergic! It all started when I typed ‘Iran War’ into Google...”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “I was mostly hoping to find some more information on when I might be able to finally see my husband.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “What I found instead was extremely eye-opening. Iran has been releasing a bunch of Lego videos!”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “The quality is VERY impressive! Their mouths even move! It’s like if you made The Lego Movie today!”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “The videos are blowing up on YouTube. They have over 10 million views! Maybe we can jump on this...”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Bingo, do you think you could draw us a Lego cat? I think it’d be fun and could help us sell cat food!”
!Final drawing from Episode 297 ---
- Episode 296 — watch segment · Segment length: 34 minutes, 14 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Oshawott and Purugly, drew a grumpy Moogle-inspired Final Fantasy cat for Steve while Dwibbins called about Final Fantasy Tactics, possible lore-segment names, Santa, streaming copyright, and What’s a Girl to Do; the drawing earned 4.73 stars before Bingo ranked Quilava and Bellossom.
- Pokémon encountered: Oshawott, Purugly, Quilava, Bellossom
- Drawing: A grumpy light-gray Moogle-inspired cat with a yellow pom-pom, purple nose, magenta wings, and ‘Kupo’ written beside it on a pale-blue background
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.73 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Ever sprained a muscle by just THINKING about doing laundry? Much adulting! Hashtag this is 40.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hey there, Bingo. I miss Cody. How about you draw a Final Fantasy cat this week? Thanks, man!”
!Final drawing from Episode 296 ---
- Episode 295 — watch segment · Segment length: 39 minutes, 34 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Simipour and Lairon, drew an orange Jokermon-inspired jester cat for Steve while Dwibbins called about jesters, comedy premises, old television, PokeTopia, and a strange moon photo; the drawing earned 4.69 stars before Bingo ranked Coalossal, Nymble, and Zangoose.
- Pokémon encountered: Simipour, Lairon, Coalossal, Nymble, Zangoose
- Drawing: An orange Jokermon-inspired jester cat in a purple, blue, and pink costume, pointing against a green stone-wall background
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.69 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Man oh man, this weather makes me wanna play tetherball and drink a PREMIUM ROOT BEER!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, hope you’re doing well. Hey man, I wanted to apologize for Seth being here last Monday...”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I’ve had trouble sleeping ever since Cody left for Iran, so my doctor prescribed a healthy dose of Ambien.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Unfortunately, that led to some BIZARRE dreams and me sleeping through my alarm last Monday.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I know people hate hearing about other people’s dreams, but do you mind if I share one real quick?”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “So... I’m laying in bed and I feel this rustling near my feet... I look down there and see this figure...”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “It’s this tall, slender creature with extremely pale skin slowly crawling up toward my face...”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “It was wearing this purple and green coat with large shoulder pads and a large jester hat...”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “It crawls up right next to my face and whispers, ‘Tee hee hee... it is mee-hee-hee... JOKERMON!’”
- Coworker dialogue 9 (Steve): “It then went on to say April Fool’s Day is fast approaching and that I should keep my guard up...”
- Coworker dialogue 10 (Steve): “Honestly, it was one of the most terrifying dreams I’ve ever experienced, Bingo. Ambien is no joke!”
- Coworker dialogue 11 (Steve): “Whoa... all this talk about Jokermon... do you think you could draw a jester cat this week, Bingo?”
- Coworker dialogue 12 (Steve): “Maybe drawing this cat jester can act as sort of a peace offering with Jokermon? Let’s hope so...”
!Final drawing from Episode 295 ---
- Episode 294 — watch segment · Segment length: 36 minutes, 1 second.
- Synopsis: After a technical restart and improvised Pokérap, Bingo ranked Skiploom, drew a shattered drinking-glass cat for Seth while Dwibbins discussed Bingo leaving Saturday improv, received 4.00 stars, then ranked Popplio, shiny Zygarde, and Wiglett amid calls from Reba, Guzzlord, and Seal.
- Pokémon encountered: Skiploom, Popplio, Shiny Zygarde, Wiglett
- Drawing: A startled orange cat inside a blue drinking glass as both shatter into white-outlined pieces, with yellow ‘!!!’, ‘OH NO!!’, and ‘Broken Glass!?’ text on a purple background
- Callers: Dwibbins, Reba, Guzzlord, Seal
- Final community rating: 4.00 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Holy smokes! It’s Monday already! Gotta go catch Pokémon and get to work! I LOVE the ladies!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Hey there Daniel, you beautiful piece of shit! Hahaha. Oh boy, today has been quite the day!”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I’m sure you heard, or at the very least, SMELLED the recent news about one of our competitors...”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “That’s right! Fuyao’s factory caught on fire last night! Hahahahaha. They had it coming, I tell ya.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “About five years ago, Fuyao developed a glass that could be used as filler in low-grade cat food.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Fuyao’s CEO wanted to meet with me, but I told him we only use ingredients made by American citizens.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Seth): “It’s a shame, because the cats really seem to enjoy the glass product that Fuyao is providing.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Seth): “Or rather, WAS providing. Those fuckers no longer have a glass factory and now is our time to strike!”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Seth): “Daniel, draw a glass cat breaking into a bunch of pieces, just like Fuyao’s whole operation did!”
!Final drawing from Episode 294 ---
- Episode 293 — watch segment · Segment length: 45 minutes, 2 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Wurmple, briefly reranked Cleffa, and drew a Crusty McGee cat eating at Food Dude for Steve while Landlocked Larry called about returning to sea, fish, Catholic demand, and his surgeon girlfriend, then Desiree called about Crusty McGee, her warehouse, TikTok success, and promoting the show; the drawing earned 4.6 stars before Bingo ranked Electabuzz, Miltank, Pyukumuku, and Swirlix.
- Pokémon encountered: Wurmple, Cleffa, Electabuzz, Miltank, Pyukumuku, Swirlix
- Drawing: A cream-colored Crusty McGee cat in a spotted bandana, holding a sandwich at a restaurant table beside a yellow ‘Food Dude!’ sign
- Callers: Landlocked Larry, Desiree
- Final community rating: 4.60 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Now that’s what I call wind! I wish I could WIND down with a God damn PREMIUM ROOT BEER!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, how was your weekend? Mine was really amazing. You’ll never guess what happened...”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “So, my therapist suggested I get outside and try a new restaurant to keep my mind off Cody...”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “I drove over to Speakeasy Ramen in Springfield because I heard their ramen is great for the soul.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I’m in line and the guy in front of me seems like he’s ordering one of everything off of their menu...”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “He finishes ordering, turns around, and you’ll never guess who it was... it was... CRUSTY MCGEE!!!”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “I’m not kidding, Bingo. THE Crusty McGee... It gets better. He was doing a review on their food!!!!”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “It was amazing to see him in his element. At the end of the video, he threw a napkin at the camera!”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “Bingo, I know it doesn’t sound like much, but seeing him do his thing live and in-person is breathtaking...”
- Coworker dialogue 9 (Steve): “I’m not sure why we haven’t already done this, but would you mind drawing a Crusty McGee cat, Bingo?”
!Final drawing from Episode 293 ---
- Episode 292 — watch segment · Segment length: 32 minutes, 25 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Minior and Cubchoo, drew a cheerful pirate adventurer cat for Steve and Cody that earned a perfect 5.00 stars, then ranked Seel and Mime Jr. while discussing Pokémon Pokopia.
- Pokémon encountered: Minior, Cubchoo, Seel, Mime Jr.
- Drawing: A smiling orange pirate cat in a purple coat and feathered skull-and-crossbones hat, holding a hook while sailing a brown boat across blue water beneath birds and clouds
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 5.00 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Boy oh boy, gas prices are HIGH! It’s the second most expensive liquid next to PREMIUM ROOT BEER!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, how’s it going? Oh, me? Not too great, with Cody being over in Iran and everything...”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Man, I miss him. He’s the best person I know. I’ve got his photo on my nightstand while he’s away.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Have you ever loved something or someone that much, Bingo? If not, I definitely recommend it.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Whew, I need something to take my mind off of him. Could I ask a humongous favor of you, Bingo...?”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Could you draw a brave cat heading off on an important adventure to do something heroic?”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “It doesn’t have to be war-related or anything. Just something that reminds me of Cody. ❤️”
!Final drawing from Episode 292 ---
- Episode 291 — watch segment · Segment length: 32 minutes, 59 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Latios and Squirtle, then drew a cat’s eye seen through an empty paper-towel tube for Seth while Dwibbins and Jenny O called about Iran, a disastrous cider promotion, elbow pictures, Bingo’s colonoscopy, and the rogue pet; the drawing earned 4.82 stars before Bingo ranked Krabby, Fezandipiti, Houndour, Urshifu, and Eiscue.
- Pokémon encountered: Latios, Squirtle, Krabby, Fezandipiti, Houndour, Urshifu, Eiscue
- Drawing: A green-and-yellow cat eye staring through concentric brown rings of an empty paper-towel tube
- Callers: Dwibbins and Jenny O
- Final community rating: 4.82 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “It’s a warzone out there, everybody! Make sure to wear your condom!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “What’s up, little fucker?!?! Hahaha, PLEASE tell me you’ve seen that movie. What a cult classic. So fucking funny.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “How was your commute today? Traffic was so backed up for me. Wait... speaking of backed up...”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Didn’t you have your colonoscopy today, Daniel?! Damn, did they stick a finger up your butthole?!”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “That must’ve sucked. Unless you’re into that sort of thing, haha. Greenshirt Steve definitely is.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Oh yeah, he’s out today because his husband Cody is getting deployed to Iran tomorrow morning.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Seth): “I figured they should get one more night together doing whatever those two crazy gay dudes do.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Seth): “No offense to you and Bart. Alright, let’s get down to business. We need to make a cat drawing today! Draw a cat looking through an empty paper towel roll! It’s symbolic of your colonoscopy, Daniel!”
!Final drawing from Episode 291 ---
- Episode 290 — watch segment · Segment length: 33 minutes, 59 seconds.
- Synopsis: In the Friendship Club special, Bingo obeyed a rule against discussing Pokémon by ranking the game’s locations while silently catching 5.1 Pokémon, then drew Sex and the Kitty for Seth and received 4.25 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Five unidentified Pokémon caught silently under Friendship Club rules
- Drawing: Four Sex and the City-inspired cats posed above a gross green Garbage Pail Cat on a blue-and-white background
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.25 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “What’s up, dumb fuck? Haha. I bet you didn’t expect to see me here today, did you, Daniel?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I couldn’t make green shirt Steve come back into work after what happened yesterday at the BAFTAs.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “I honestly don’t see the big deal. It’s just a word. Libs are so dramatic with everything these days.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Speaking of dramatic, my dumb wife has been watching Sex and the City while I work my ass off.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Those chicks love drama and they hate men. If you hate men so much, just become a dumb lesbian.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Seth): “Let’s draw those four dumb broads from Sex and the City. Sex and the Kitty. Get it?”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Seth): “Could you add a Garbage Pail Cat in there? Oh, and make sure at least one of the broads is hot.”
!Final drawing from Episode 290 ---
- Episode 289 — watch segment · Segment length: 36 minutes, 13 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Pokémon, drew Woke Reggie Cat after Steve requested a liberal president cat, and received 3.92 stars before finishing the remaining Pokémon.
- Pokémon encountered: Leavanny, Cyclizar, Houndoom, Azurill
- Drawing: Woke Reggie Cat, a Reggie Fils-Aimé and Archie-comics mashup with rainbow and Mario imagery and the words ‘WOKE FUCKIE’
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 3.92 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Happy President’s Day, Bingo. Between you and me, I hope all of Donald J. Trump’s organs fail.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Don’t tell Seth I said that. He would probably start making me work on holidays and weekends.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Wait, isn’t today a holiday? Why are you even here at work? Man, this place is seriously bogus.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Bingo, I’ve worked here for over 20 years. And how do they thank me? By making me work on President’s Day.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Bingo, I know we share pretty similar political beliefs. I’ve got an idea for a cat drawing...”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “How about you draw your favorite president as a cute little cat?”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “The more liberal, the better.”
!Final drawing from Episode 289 ---
- Episode 288 — watch segment · Segment length: 33 minutes, 29 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked four Pokémon, drew a Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime-show cat while Dwibbins called, and received 4.13 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Crobat, Mightyena, Farfetch’d, Loudred
- Drawing: A Bad Bunny-inspired white-clad cat performing atop a truck at the Super Bowl halftime show against a green crowd
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.13 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi there, Bad Bingo. Like Bad Bunny, man. I’m still riding a major high from that halftime show.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “It was such an amazing performance. They had everything: singing, dancing, Pedro Pascal.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Cody and I both have a major crush on him. I’d let him leave me for dead, if you know what I mean.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Anyway, last Super Bowl’s cat drawing is the most popular one ever made at the cat food factory.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Here’s our dilemma. Seth wants a drawing of a cat singing at the ‘badass halftime show last night.’”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “I’m guessing that means Kid Rock, but he never said that explicitly.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Can you decide which one to draw?”
!Final drawing from Episode 288 ---
- Episode 287 — watch segment · Segment length: 29 minutes, 45 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked four Pokémon, drew a colorful headphone-wearing music cat while Dwibbins called, and received 4.46 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Swalot, Suicune, Cryogonal, Torkoal
- Drawing: A smiling black cat wearing orange-and-gray headphones against bright blue, cyan, pink, and purple stripes with yellow music notes
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.46 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi there, Bingo. I hope your weekend was great.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Cody and I made our first snowman as a couple. It was a lovely time.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Anywho, did you see the latest batch of the Epstein files that got released?”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “It’s filled with some of the most vile stuff one could imagine.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “I got sick to my stomach reading it.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “So yeah, let’s draw a cat listening to music or something because of the Grammys last night.”
!Final drawing from Episode 287 ---
- Episode 286 — watch segment · Segment length: 33 minutes, 30 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Blipbug, Shuckle, Celebi, Bronzor, and Keldeo, drew a snowman cat and an orange cat playing in snow for Steve while Dwibbins called, and earned 4.94 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Blipbug, Shuckle, Celebi, Bronzor, Keldeo
- Drawing: A white snowman cat beside a small orange striped cat playing in snow beneath snow-covered tree branches against a lilac sky
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.94 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “SNOW MY GOD! IT IS SO COLD OUTSIDE! AND IT SNOWED SO MUCH!!!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Boy oh boy, it sure is cold out there, Bingo! I’m a little surprised to even see you in here today.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “And how about all that snow we got yesterday?! I heard we got a record-breaking 12.4 inches!!!”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Bingo, I think it’s pretty obvious what we need to do for this week’s cat drawing. Snow what I mean?”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Let’s draw a cat in the snow! It can be enjoying it or just trying to stay warm. It’s all up to you!”
!Final drawing from Episode 286 ---
- Episode 285 — watch segment · Segment length: 32 minutes, 55 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked four Pokémon, learned to moonwalk, drew a Michael Jackson cat while Dwibbins called, and received a perfect 5 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Crocalor, Ampharos, Talonflame, Cloyster
- Drawing: A Michael Jackson-inspired cat with styled dark curly hair and gold cat ears, wearing a white outfit, posed beside yellow handwritten text reading "100% Innocent" on a black background
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 5.00 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Wow, Bingo. Did you just moonwalk your way over here to talk to me? That was seriously amazing.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Where did you learn to dance like Michael Jackson? Have you been taking dancing classes or something?”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “I would kill to be able to dance like the King of Pop. Also, I don’t think he touched those children.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “But I digress. Seeing your moonwalk has really energized me and the entire cat food factory.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Maybe we can transfer some of that energy into our next cat drawing. You know what I’m thinking?”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Let’s draw a cat dressed up like Michael Jackson. You’re going to do great, Bingo. You got this.”
!Final drawing from Episode 285 ---
- Episode 284 — watch segment · Segment length: 35 minutes, 21 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Type: Null and Phantump, drew a hip 6-7 basketball cat while Dwibbins called, earned 4.67 stars, and then ranked Vullaby and Infernape.
- Pokémon encountered: Type: Null, Phantump, Vullaby, Infernape
- Drawing: A hip orange-striped basketball cat wearing a red Nike headband and orange jersey, holding up both paws in the 6-7 gesture
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.67 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Oh boy! Make sure to follow Jeep_babe2018 on Instagram!!!!! Gimme that PREMIUM ROOT BEER!!!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi there, Bingo. Hope your weekend went well. Mine did NOT. I got a speeding ticket on Interstate 75.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “The cop pulled me over going 67 miles per hour in a construction zone just north of West Carrollton.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “I brought the speeding ticket to my home in Beavercreek and Cody said, ‘Ahhh! 6-7 mph!!!’”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Have you heard about the 6-7 phenomenon? I am so puzzled by the whole thing. I feel old, Bingo.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “I Googled its origin at the Moraine public library, but that left me even more confused than before.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “My therapist over in Miamisburg, Ohio always says, ‘Steve, if you can’t beat them, join them...’”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Maybe we should embrace the 6-7 movement right here in Kettering, Bingo. I’ve got a favor to ask...”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “Could you draw a cool, hip cat doing the 6-7 gesture and wearing a cool basketball jersey?”
!Final drawing from Episode 284 ---
- Episode 283 — watch segment · Segment length: 35 minutes, 26 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked four Pokémon, drew an ugly January 6 protest cat while Dwibbins called, and received 4.38 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Aerodactyl, Glameow, Espathra, Conkeldurr
- Drawing: An ugly pimply January 6 protest cat in a jacket holding a ‘WHITE CATS MATTER’ sign outside the Capitol
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.38 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi, Bingo. I hope you had a great weekend. I feel like I need to apologize again for your schedule.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I was wrong that you had to work on Christmas. I should have pushed back against Seth’s orders.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Did I mention Seth is taking off tomorrow for the five-year anniversary of January 6th?”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Now I have to cover his shift and miss Cody’s niece play in her volleyball tournament finals.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “I’m so annoyed with Seth right now, Bingo. Would you help me be a little petty today?”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Can you draw the dumbest, ugliest, loneliest cat protesting? That would make me feel better.”
!Final drawing from Episode 283 ---
- Episode 282 — watch segment · Segment length: 12 minutes, 7 seconds.
- Synopsis: On his birthday, Bingo ranked Medicham, Wugtrio, Servine, and a shiny Spinarak, then baked a turkey for Scooty; because Steve gave him the day off after working Christmas, there was no drawing, caller, vote, or star rating.
- Pokémon encountered: Medicham, Wugtrio, Servine, Shiny Spinarak
- Drawing: Not verified
- Callers: None identified
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Boy oh boy, it sure was nice of Greenshirt Steve to give me the day off since I had to work Christmas!”
---
- Episode 281 — watch segment · Segment length: 35 minutes, 54 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Gumshoos, Klang, Ceruledge, and Delibird, drew a cat living inside a PuniRunes toy while Andy Mascola and Slick Rick called, and earned 4.40 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Gumshoos, Klang, Ceruledge, Delibird
- Drawing: A purple cat living inside a blue PuniRunes virtual-pet toy while a large finger reaches through its screen to pet it
- Callers: Eric Dittler, Andy Mascola (Dr. Billionaire), Slick Rick, Slick Rick, Eric Dittler, Andy Mascola (Dr. Billionaire)
- Final community rating: 4.40 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Dear Santa, can’t we all just get along? Maybe just this once on Christmas Day? Your pal, Bingo.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “P.S. All I want for Christmas is a Punirunes but you can’t find them anywhere in the big box stores!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Yo Daniel Morton, you dumb slut! You suck! My bad, I just got done watching a Comedy Central Roast.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Do you think Mrs. Claus ever sucks on Santa’s big friggin’ nuts, Daniel? You just KNOW she’s gotta!”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Speaking of nuts, my kids are going nuts over some toy. You can’t even find it in the big box stores!”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “It’s called a Punirunes. I guess it’s some fufu lame shit, nothing like the G.I. Joes we had as kids.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “My kids are going to go ballistic if I don’t come home today with a couple of these Punirunes…”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Seth): “Wait, I’ve got it! Daniel, can you draw a cat that looks like it’s living inside of a Punirunes toy?!”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Seth): “I’ll print out the drawing on a label, slap that on a can of cat food, and give it to my stupid children!”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Seth): “These kids are so fucking dumb they won’t even notice it’s not a real Punirunes. Get to work!!!!!”
!Final drawing from Episode 281 ---
- Episode 280 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 29 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Gurdurr and Sneasler, drew an exhausted work-sucks office cat while Slick Rick described his Gridtown Christmas trip, earned 4.42 stars, and then ranked Sentret and Golurk.
- Pokémon encountered: Gurdurr, Sneasler, Sentret, Golurk
- Drawing: An exhausted gray office cat in a white shirt and pink tie at a CRT computer in a beige cubicle, with a pencil stuck through its head
- Callers: Slick Rick
- Final community rating: 4.42 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I hope you have all your Christmas shopping done. I asked Santa for a delicious PREMIUM ROOT BEER!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, I sure hope you had a relaxing weekend. Seth dropped a bomb in our meeting this morning...”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Man, I feel silly even saying this... he has decided that everyone here must work on Christmas Day.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “I know... he sees ONE tweet about Elon sleeping at the office and now we all get punished for it.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I forgot to say, since Christmas is on Thursday this year, Seth will be your manager that day.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Bingo, I’m so sorry you have to work on Christmas. This situation is awful. It’s ho-ho-horrible, even.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Work can really suck sometimes, Bingo. Let’s use that as inspiration for your cat drawing today.”
!Final drawing from Episode 280 ---
- Episode 279 — watch segment · Segment length: 37 minutes, 24 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Exploud and Teddiursa, rejected Steve’s Harry Potter prompt by drawing an anti–J.K. Rowling severed-head picture with Scooty taking responsibility, talked with Dwibbins, and earned 4.50 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Exploud, Teddiursa
- Drawing: A severed caricatured J.K. Rowling head beside Scooty with a speech balloon saying ‘I DID THIS!’
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.50 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “It may be cold outside, but my heart is warm with SCOOTY by my side. Rest in peace, Rob Reiner.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, hope you were able to stay warm this weekend. It’s getting pretty chilly out there.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Cody and I snuggled up and played Hogwarts Legacy all weekend long. Have you ever played it?”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Hogwarts Legacy is free on the Epic Game Store until December 18. Make sure to get your copy.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Also, if you have more than two hours of play time in Hogwarts Legacy, you will get a special reward!”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “That’s right, you’ll get a Chocolate Frog Back Bling in Fortnite: Battle Royale. Boy oh boy!”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Bingo, we need to strike while the iron is hot. And that hot iron is currently Hogwarts Legacy.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Would you mind drawing a Harry Potter-themed cat today? I know you’ll do a great job with this one!”
!Final drawing from Episode 279 ---
- Episode 278 — watch segment · Segment length: 26 minutes, 4 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo drew a memorial image of Pixel resting on an ottoman in heaven for Steve while Dwibbins called about the Demon Attack shirt, voicemails, Pokémon evolution, and a Dayton swingers club; the drawing earned 4.33 stars before Bingo ranked Garchomp and Totodile.
- Pokémon encountered: Garchomp, Totodile
- Drawing: A gray cat representing Pixel resting on a beige ottoman in heaven, surrounded by blue sky and clouds beneath a halo-like banner
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.33 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I am blessed that I get to wake up every day and spend time with my SCOOTY. What a beautiful gift.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Now if only I could get my hands on a bottle of that PREMIUM PISS! IF ONLY...”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “Oh, what’s this? A letter in the mail? For little baby Bingo? Hmm... I wonder what it could be...”
- Game opening 4 (Game): “Dear Bingo, our hearts go out to you. Saying goodbye to an amazing companion is never easy.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Oh my goodness, Bingo. I just heard the news. Is everything all right? Should you even be at work?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I got a letter over the weekend from the Chewy corporation informing me my coworker’s cat, Scooty...”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “This note was even handwritten! They do a very thorough job over there at the Chewy corporation.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I understand if you need the day off. Losing a pet is never easy. Chewy said that in their letter!”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “If you DO feel like working, I totally get that too. Sometimes work can take your mind off of things...”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “I think it’d be very touching and therapeutic to draw a beautiful tribute to your late cat, Pixel.”
!Final drawing from Episode 278 ---
- Episode 277 — watch segment · Segment length: 37 minutes, 6 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Volcanion and Armarouge, drew a horrifying Janet Porter Fogle swamp-creature cat for Steve, and talked with Dwibbins about What’s a Girl to Do?, Thanksgiving, wormhole elevators, and Frasier; the drawing earned 4.91 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Volcanion, Armarouge
- Drawing: A horrifying yellow-green swamp-creature cat modeled on Janet Porter Fogle, with algae-like hair, a vacant stare, misshapen body, and red tongue
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.91 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Father, I’m starting to think you aren’t receiving my prayers. This will be my last attempt.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Dear God, please turn Pixel into a real cat with a cool personality and really, really good looks.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “What on earth? What’s that weird noise coming from behind my TV?”
- Game opening 4 (Game): “PIXEL has evolved into SCOOTY!”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Bingo, I’m really freaking out, man. Can I tell you something? Promise you won’t tell anyone.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I was going to bring this up to HR, but I’m afraid they would use this as a reason to fire me.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “I’ve been having this recurring nightmare about a disgusting swamp creature.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “It drags me into the muck and whispers, ‘Kiss me, little man. Don’t you find me so pretty?’”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Its mouth is stuffed with algae and its teeth look like broken little seashells. It terrifies me, Bingo.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Could you draw a cat that resembles that horrible little creature?”
!Final drawing from Episode 277 ---
- Episode 276 — watch segment · Segment length: 35 minutes, 24 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Lunala and Delphox, drew a blue MechWarrior cat for Steve while Santa and Dwibbins called, and earned 4.80 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Lunala, Delphox
- Drawing: A blue armored cat piloting or embodied as a MechWarrior-style mech, firing a red arm cannon across an orange-and-yellow landscape
- Callers: Santa, Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.80 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Dear God, I pray and pray, and what do I get in return? Not a goddamn thing. Sorry for the language.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “I would sacrifice 100 woodland animals if it meant having never to see Pixel’s dumb face ever again.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hey Bingo, I saw that Stars Hollow event you attended over the weekend looked like real fun.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Cody and I stayed inside under a few blankets and played hours and hours of MechWarrior Online.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Have you played MechWarrior Online, Bingo? The 12v12 mech combat is crazy!”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Also, there are tons of mech chassis and variants to make your mech perfectly reflect the guy’s vibe.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Bingo, there has never been a better time to hop into MechWarrior Online. Everyone is playing it!”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Man, why haven’t we ever done a drawing of a cat piloting a mech? This is a great idea!”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “The mech chassis and paint can even perfectly match the guy’s vibe! Have fun with it, man!”
!Final drawing from Episode 276 ---
- Episode 275 — watch segment · Segment length: 45 minutes, 46 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Scorbunny and Shelmet, drew Scooty eating a Cincinnati-style chili dog and saying ‘I don’t understand,’ and took three calls while working; the drawing earned 4.90 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Scorbunny, Shelmet
- Drawing: Scooty, a brown tabby cat with a clipped ear, eating a Cincinnati-style chili dog beneath a speech balloon reading ‘I Don’t Understand!’
- Callers: Casey Frankenstein, Unidentified caller, Casey Frankenstein
- Final community rating: 4.90 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Dear Jesus, why did you curse me with such an awful cat? PIXEL is stupid and has no personality.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Tonight before I lay my head, I’m going to pray for a good cat. Please answer my prayers, Jesus.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi Bingo, you look nice today. You didn’t happen to get yourself a pair of those MUGSY jeans, did you?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I’m going to level with you Bingo, I really need to use the office restroom before things get ugly.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Bingo, you always do an amazing job drawing cats. Our stock price is up over 60% this year alone.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I’m leaving this drawing up to you. I know that you will pick something relevant and eye-catching.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Maybe one day I won’t be here and you will be the one running the place. I believe you could do it.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “All right, I’ve got to go. I should be back by the time you finish your lovely cat drawing. Happy face emoticon.”
!Final drawing from Episode 275 ---
- Episode 274 — watch segment · Segment length: 35 minutes, 5 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Skrelp and Quaquaval, moved Bidoof up to rank 83, drew a lipstick-wearing pride lion over the Progress Pride flag for Steve, and spoke with Dwibbins; the drawing earned 4.83 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Skrelp, Quaquaval
- Drawing: A brown, lipstick-wearing lion with long eyelashes and green eyes over the Progress Pride flag
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.83 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “With every passing day, the dream of tasting that PREMIUM ROOT BEER slips further from reach.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Jesus Christ, why do I never get any fucking mail? This is such bullshit.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi, Bingo. I hope you had a warm and cozy weekend. It’s starting to get pretty cold out there. But in here, all I can feel is warmth.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “The Supreme Court upheld its decision on same-sex marriages.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Me and Cody have always been looking at destination weddings overseas in case things went south here.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I mean, I don’t mean to pry, but Seth mentioned on Zoom earlier today that you also have a boyfriend.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “I know there are some unsavory characters here at work, but just know I’ll always have your back.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Bingo, would you mind drawing an LGBTQ+ pride cat to celebrate our win today? It would mean a lot.”
!Final drawing from Episode 274 ---
- Episode 273 — watch segment · Segment length: 41 minutes, 1 second.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Hypno, Snom, and Flareon, drew a bright memorial portrait of Viv’s late cat Ricky—nicknamed Bicky—for Steve, and earned a perfect 5.0 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Hypno, Snom, Flareon
- Drawing: A gray tabby memorial cat with mismatched googly green eyes, a pink nose, white whiskers, a blue collar, and surrounding hearts on a bright magenta background
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 5.00 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Do you ever feel like not going to work and just catching Pokémon all day? Maybe I’ll do that.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hey there, Bingo. How’s it going? Oh, me? I’ve been better. My last therapy session was tough.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I lost my grandpa over the weekend, and then to top it off, the Blue Jays lost the World Series. That’s a lot of loss for one weekend. I’ll get better though. That’s my only path forward.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “My therapist suggested jumping back on the old Rainbow Bridge DB to find others dealing with loss.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I found so many heartwarming tributes on there, but a recent entry really struck a chord with me.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “It was for a handsome, short-haired gray tabby cat with striking green eyes and a soft pink nose. The cat also shared names with my grandfather, Ricky.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “That wasn’t the only thing they shared. They both loved making crazy, googly eyes that sometimes looked in different directions.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Under the additional notes, it said, ‘Bicky enjoyed relaxing and was surrounded by love every day.’ Yeah, you heard me right. Bicky, the cat, had a very cool nickname. RIP both Ricky and Bicky.”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “Bingo, would you draw a picture commemorating the beautiful life of Bicky? Make it wonderful, heart emoji.”
!Final drawing from Episode 273 ---
- Episode 272 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 15 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Stunky and Elekid, drew a jeans-clad orange cat admiring autumn leaves for Steve’s Mugsy Jeans prompt, and earned 4.18 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Stunky, Elekid
- Drawing: An orange cat seen from behind wearing fitted blue jeans, one paw in a pocket, while admiring a tree with autumn leaves
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.18 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi, Bingo. Hope you had a lovely weekend. Oh, my weekend? Maybe the best weekend I ever had.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I purchased a brand new pair of Mugsy jeans. They have supreme comfort with a stylish fit.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Mugsy Jeans have tested thousands of fabrics and nailed the perfect super-stretch denim.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I cannot stress enough the supreme comfort these jeans offer. I feel like a million bucks in these.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “They have over 30,000 five-star reviews and they’re currently running a 20% cashback sale.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “And if jeans aren’t your thing, they offer chinos, shorts, sweatshirts, hoodies, jackets, and more.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “The supreme comfort offered by these jeans is an achievement that seriously should be celebrated.”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “Bingo, how about you draw a cat wearing a brand new pair of blue jeans that fit just right. Thanks.”
!Final drawing from Episode 272 ---
- Episode 271 — watch segment · Segment length: 31 minutes, 21 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Enamorus and Toxtricity and drew a masked cat burglar stealing a jewel from a dark gallery for Steve; the drawing earned 4.31 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Enamorus, Toxtricity
- Drawing: A masked white cat burglar in a black turtleneck beside a stolen blue jewel in a dark purple gallery, with a cut glass circle on the floor
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.31 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “My name is Bingo, and while I used to lead a life of crime, I have repented. Let me into heaven, God.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi, Bingo. What’s up, man? I always look forward to working with you on Mondays. We have a lot of fun.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Speaking of working together, did you hear about the jewel heist that took place in the Louvre?”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “I don’t know why, but when I hear about a jewel heist, I find myself rooting for the thieves.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Obviously, I don’t condone that, but no one was hurt and the situation is just kind of exciting.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “I grabbed lunch with some friends and they all shared the same sentiment about the heist.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “It seems a lot of people fantasize about pulling off a heist. You know what I’m thinking, Bingo?”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Pull off a heist? No way. My knees are bad and your monkey costume is easily identifiable.”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “I was thinking you could draw a cat burglar. I think it would resonate with customers—or consumers. Sorry. Thanks, man.”
!Final drawing from Episode 271 ---
- Episode 270 — watch segment · Segment length: 34 minutes, 21 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Vikavolt and Glimmora, drew a delighted gray cat relaxing after a massage for Steve, and spoke twice with Dwibbins; the drawing earned 4.69 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Vikavolt, Glimmora
- Drawing: A delighted gray cat resting under a lavender blanket on a massage table beside lotion, a framed certificate, and a sunny window
- Callers: Dwibbins, Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.69 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I always get hand-pulled dan dan noodles when I go to Kung Fu Noodle. They are delicious.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “I never change my order. What can I say? I’m a creature of hobbit.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Wow, Bingo. Look at you. You look complete. You look spiritually nourished. I’m so happy for you.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I bet that trip was truly special. I’m glad you were able to experience such a beautiful event.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “The entire time you were gone, Seth kept ranting about online Twitch streamers abusing animals.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “We had an all-hands meeting and word got out that you have a Twitch stream of your own.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “I’m just glad you returned to work on the day Seth’s out of the office. I think we can fix this.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “If you draw a cat being completely pampered and living its best life, I think it’ll smooth things over.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “I’m sorry to pile this on you on your first day back from vacation. I know you’ll do great, though.”
!Final drawing from Episode 270 ---
- Episode 269 — watch segment · Segment length: 30 minutes, 53 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo Greenplum ranked Rapidash and Grookey, drew a curly-haired Hobbit cat holding a pie for Steve, and earned 4.83 stars while Slick Rick and HylianAllTheDogs called.
- Pokémon encountered: Rapidash, Grookey
- Drawing: A smiling orange Hobbit cat with curly brown hair, pointed ears, a green waistcoat, and a blue neck scarf holding a pie against a blue sky and green hills
- Callers: Slick Rick, HylianAllTheDogs
- Final community rating: 4.83 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Oh my, what colors! I see a sunset like I’ve never seen in Middle Earth. It’s pink, purple, and gold.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hey there, Bingo. This is a short work week for you, right? Sort of like a Hobbit, if you will.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “Man, I’m pretty jealous. That sounds like it will be a really fun time. I hope you and Simon have a blast.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “It must be hard concentrating on work with this upcoming trip. That’s all I would be thinking of.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Tell you what: could you draw a Hobbit-inspired cat that would fit right into Tolkien’s legendarium?”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “I have faith in you, Bingo. I think this will be one of your best creations yet. I can’t wait to see it.”
!Final drawing from Episode 269 ---
- Episode 268 — watch segment · Segment length: 28 minutes, 58 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Noibat and Wattrel, drew Garfield saying ‘I hates Mondays, dog!’ for Steve, and spoke with Slick Rick and Dwibbins; the drawing earned 4.85 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Noibat, Wattrel
- Drawing: Garfield from memory saying ‘I hates Mondays, dog!’ against a cyan-and-purple background
- Callers: Slick Rick, Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.85 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “You already know it’s Monday night, baby. When will I ever get my premium root beer, Satan?”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Happy Monday, Bingo. I hope your weekend was lovely and filled with friends and happiness.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “But all good things must come to an end, right? That’s what Mondays are for, unfortunately.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “I must admit, I’m not a fan of Mondays.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “Wait, that would be kind of funny, wouldn’t it? We draw cats… Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “This could be our own little inside joke. How about you draw us a lovely picture of Garfield?”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “Consumers will love seeing a familiar face on their cat food and we can express our hatred for work.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Yeah, there’s nothing like bonding with coworkers over a job you both hate.”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “Good luck on the drawing. Happy face emoticon.”
!Final drawing from Episode 268 ---
- Episode 267 — watch segment · Segment length: 29 minutes, 57 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Reuniclus and Diancie, drew a memorial portrait of Slimy Mahoney for Steve, and spoke with Dwibbins; the drawing earned 4.93 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Reuniclus, Diancie
- Drawing: A memorial portrait of black fluffy cat Slimy Mahoney resting on a bed with her bell
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.93 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “It really is raining cats and dogs today. I hope they all have their flea medicine.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi there, Bingo. How’s it going? Honestly, not great.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “It all started last week after I made my late grandma’s chicken noodle soup recipe.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “It brought back all the memories of her time in hospice.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “My therapist recommended I find other people grieving a loss, so I booted up Rainbow Bridge DB.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “There are so many beautiful tributes on there, but a recent entry really resonated with me.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Steve): “It was for a black fluffy cat with beautiful hazel eyes, and her name was Cool Slimy Mahoney.”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Steve): “Slimy loved all and was surrounded by love each and every day.”
- Coworker dialogue 8 (Steve): “I wept when I read it. She and my grandma would have been thick as thieves.”
- Coworker dialogue 9 (Steve): “You know what, Bingo? We’re back to drawing cats. Screw the big boss and his silly orders. I’m in charge on Mondays.”
- Coworker dialogue 10 (Steve): “Draw a picture commemorating the gone but not forgotten Slimy Mahoney. Make it special. Heart emoji.”
!Final drawing from Episode 267 ---
- Episode 266 — watch segment · Segment length: 31 minutes, 41 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Kabuto and Cherubi, accidentally drew an elderly cat holding a Chihuahua instead of an elderly dog for Steve, and spoke with Dwibbins; the drawing earned 4.80 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Kabuto, Cherubi
- Drawing: An elderly gray cat in a rocking chair holding a small Chihuahua, mistakenly drawn for an elderly-dog prompt
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.80 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Sometimes I take a big pee in my bathtub.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Steve): “Hi there, Bingo. How was your weekend? Hopefully it was relaxing and you were creatively fulfilled.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Steve): “I made a hearty pot of chicken noodle soup using my grandmother’s family recipe. It was perfect.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Steve): “Reading her handwriting again was a nice bonus. She even drew some doodles on the note card.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Steve): “I think of her every day. She was a beautiful soul. There’s nothing like the love of a grandmother.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Steve): “Bingo, would you mind drawing a warm, friendly, elderly dog? I think that would be very lovely.”
!Final drawing from Episode 266 ---
- Episode 265 — watch segment · Segment length: 27 minutes, 14 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo explored hidden apartment and workplace interactions, ranked Abomasnow, Psyduck, Nidoran♂, Terrakion, Croconaw, and Thwackey, and took Dr. Yesterday’s call; Steve, drawing, voting, and rating did not occur.
- Pokémon encountered: Abomasnow, Psyduck, Nidoran♂, Terrakion, Croconaw, Thwackey
- Drawing: Not verified
- Callers: Dr. Yesterday
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Why do they call it oven? When of in the cold food and out hot eat the food.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “I wish my Breville Bambino Plus didn’t have a cracked water tank.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “Dang, all out of Coffee-mate Lemon Xamar Plus.”
---
- Episode 264 — watch segment · Segment length: 31 minutes, 27 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Dudunsparce and Lugia, drew a bone-limbed Wishbone dog-food mascot for Green Shirt Steve, and took a call from Dwibbins; the drawing earned 4.80 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Dudunsparce, Lugia
- Drawing: A Wishbone dog-food mascot with skeletal limbs, a yellow heart crop top, exposed belly, jeans, and Squirtle Squad sunglasses
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.80 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Is Donald Trump dead, Papa? Please tell me so. I don’t wanna go to work today.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Green Shirt Steve): “Hey there, Bingo! How’s it going, man? I sure hope you had yourself a nice and relaxing weekend.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Green Shirt Steve): “I don’t know about you, but Mondays are my favorite day here at work. They’re just… nice.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Green Shirt Steve): “Mostly since upper management decided to give themselves a much-needed three-day weekend.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Green Shirt Steve): “You hear those Trump rumors over the weekend? It sure would be nice if he just kicked the bucket.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Green Shirt Steve): “One can only wish. Oh, speaking of wish, Seth is planning to launch his new Wishbone dog food line.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Green Shirt Steve): “Do you have time in your schedule today to draw the new dog mascot for the Wishbone dog food?”
- Coworker dialogue 7 (Green Shirt Steve): “He was adamant that it doesn’t resemble the TV show dog and it has bones for its arms and legs.”
!Final drawing from Episode 264 ---
- Episode 263 — watch segment · Segment length: 27 minutes, 13 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Slowpoke and Archeops, drew AstroMutt—an astronaut dog planting a bone flag on the moon—for Seth, spoke with Dwibbins, and earned 4.67 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Slowpoke, Archeops
- Drawing: AstroMutt, a brown dog inside a white astronaut suit standing on the moon and planting a green flag marked with a bone beneath a starry black sky
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.67 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Fly me to the moon, Satan. I don’t want to live on Earth anymore.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, get your ass in here. I have questions that need answers, you son of a bitch.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I saw this stuff called astronaut food. What in the hell? They don’t eat human food?”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Since seeing that, I can’t stop thinking about astronauts. Draw an astronaut dog, Daniel.”
!Final drawing from Episode 263 ---
- Episode 262 — watch segment · Segment length: 35 minutes, 50 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Trubbish and Swanna, drew a wildly colored Twisted Dog for Seth, and spoke with Dwibbins; the drawing earned a perfect 5.00 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Trubbish, Swanna
- Drawing: A seriously twisted brown dog with a huge toothy grin, yellow eyes, purple hair, a bitten ear, earrings, and a vivid geometric background
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 5.00 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Here’s a little tip for all of you out there whose lower backs are hurting: lift with your legs.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “How’s it going, Daniel the Cocker Spaniel? Haha. Don’t ask me how I come up with these. I’m twisted.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Speaking of twisted, have you seen that new Superman movie? Man, that guy is twisted.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Speaking of twisted, have you seen that video where a guy gets hit in the head by a Twisted Tea?”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Speaking of twisted, have you played that hit video game Twisted Metal? Man, it’s so twisted.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Everything seems to be turning twisted these days. I think twisted might be the new comp.”
- Coworker dialogue 6 (Seth): “So long, comp. We are twisted now. Daniel, draw us a dog that is seriously twisted. Make it twisted.”
!Final drawing from Episode 262 ---
- Episode 261 — watch segment · Segment length: 31 minutes, 6 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Moltres at #15, drew a sunglasses-wearing, drooling Kump dog for Seth while Dwibbins called, and earned 4.33 stars before catching Seadra, Staryu, Yungoos, and Honedge.
- Pokémon encountered: Moltres
- Drawing: A brown drooling Kump dog wearing purple sunglasses and a light-blue shirt labeled ‘KUMP’
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.33 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I am actively in love with Peyton, and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, I need to talk. I’m worried. Do you ever feel like you don’t know what’s hip and cool in the world anymore?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “All I hear is Kump this and Kump that. Not to mention, I see billboards for Kump all the time.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Weird Al even wrote a song called Kump, and I put it in our company playlist so I look hip and fresh.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “If I’m being honest, I don’t really even know who Kump is. Did he invent a cool dance or something?”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “One thing’s for sure: everybody loves Kump. Draw a dog that resembles Kump, Daniel.”
!Final drawing from Episode 261 ---
- Episode 260 — watch segment · Segment length: 28 minutes, 24 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Kingler and Toedscruel, drew a reclining white dog in denim for Seth, and spoke with Dwibbins and Future Bingo as Sash Gabbert; the drawing earned 3.82 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Kingler, Toedscruel
- Drawing: A reclining white dog wearing an all-denim outfit beneath crossed-out ‘GENES’ and the words ‘Jeans Get it??’
- Callers: Dwibbins, Future Bingo (as Sash Gabbert)
- Final community rating: 3.82 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Hey, come a little closer. Just a bit closer. What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim. Denim. Denim.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “There’s a little sample of my sick and twisted humor. I’m Bingo, baby.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Holy shit, Daniel. Have you seen these pictures of Sydney Sweeney wearing jeans?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I know you’re gay, but even you must be thinking, ‘Holy shit, Sydney Sweeney.’”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “American Eagle is brilliant—genius marketing on their part.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Wait a second. I’ve got it. Let’s draw a sexy dog wearing all denim, looking sexy as shit, and get to work.”
!Final drawing from Episode 260 ---
- Episode 259 — watch segment · Segment length: 26 minutes, 46 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Lillipup and Wormadam, drew Hulk Dogan for Seth, and earned 4.69 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Lillipup, Wormadam
- Drawing: Hulk Dogan, a muscular brown wrestler dog with blond mustache, raised fist, HULK shirt, and DOGAN bandanna
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.69 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I don’t like Nazis. They are evil. When will I get myself a real Labubu?”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Hey there, Daniel Elman. Get it? Because of the queer festival you’re going to in Kentucky.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “This past week has been really tough for me and my family. We used to watch this reality show in the early 2000s, and we found out the star died.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “We should commemorate the Hulkster with his very own dog drawing. Hulk Dogan. Get to work, fella.”
!Final drawing from Episode 259 ---
- Episode 258 — watch segment · Segment length: 33 minutes, 54 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Vulpix and Torchic, drew a dog-Labubu hybrid for Seth, and spoke with Labubu dealer Desiree; the drawing earned 4.58 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Vulpix, Torchic
- Drawing: A dog-Labubu hybrid with a white head, pointed orange ears, a toothy smile, and a tan body on a bright cyan background
- Callers: Desiree
- Final community rating: 4.58 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Ooh. Perfect. I’m glad I had this.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Today would be a great day to finally try that premium root beer.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Hey there, Steely Daniel. I need to tell you something.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I decided to go on a walk during lunch, walked by your house, peeked in the window, and saw your boyfriend receiving oral sex while you were at work.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “I couldn’t see the other person, but I could tell by the look on your boyfriend’s face it was good.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Let me know if you need a therapist. We had to find one recently for Aiden’s addiction. He recently got addicted to Labubu.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “People will buy anything related to Labubu. Let’s ride this wave and draw a dog/Labubu hybrid.”
!Final drawing from Episode 258 ---
- Episode 257 — watch segment · Segment length: 30 minutes, 42 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Shiinotic at #113, drew a brown Doggy Kong with a red necktie against a magenta geometric background, took Jimmy Olsen’s second crisis call, and earned 4.55 stars before ranking Amoonguss and Pidgey.
- Pokémon encountered: Shiinotic, Amoonguss, Pidgey
- Drawing: A brown Doggy Kong with a broad toothy grin, red necktie, and magenta geometric background
- Callers: Jimmy Olsen
- Final community rating: 4.55 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “All right, let me just rub this oil on my stuck zipper. Oh yeah, that is gliding nicely.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “And oh yeah, it is in fact gliding nicely. I’m in my furry suit IRL.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “How’s it going, Daniel Mar—Daniel Marino? Little bit of football humor. You might not understand that one, bud.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Have you heard about this new video game called Donkey Kong? What even is a Donkey Kong?”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Back in my day, we played as a plumber named Mario who would jump over barrels thrown by a monkey.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Whatever the case, Aiden won’t shut up about this new Donkey Kong game. He says it’s going to be a hit.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Let’s capitalize on this opportunity and draw our very own Doggy Kong character. Make it pop.”
!Final drawing from Episode 257 ---
- Episode 256 — watch segment · Segment length: 26 minutes, 5 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Vaporeon and Greavard, drew a dog urinating on Grok’s mainframe for Seth, and earned 4.83 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Vaporeon, Greavard
- Drawing: A Calvin-style dog urinating on a computer mainframe labeled Grok
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.83 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Keep on Grokking in the free world, baby.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “AI is going to take our jobs and/or get us all fired.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Holy shit, Daniel. I’m freaking out. Did you hear about all the shit Grok said yesterday?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “It started identifying as MechaHitler and cooked up wild sex fantasies that even I couldn’t imagine.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “I used Grok yesterday to write our annual financial report. I’m very concerned that AI might get me fired from my very own company.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “We must mount a dog-drawn counterattack of sorts to put the final nail in Grok’s coffin.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “You ever draw Calvin peeing? Draw a dog peeing on Grok’s mainframe, pronto.”
!Final drawing from Episode 256 ---
- Episode 255 — watch segment · Segment length: 31 minutes, 41 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Riolu at #65, drew an Uncle Kid dog portrait for Seth while Dwibbins called, and earned 4.73 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Riolu
- Drawing: An Uncle Kid dog portrait incorporating a childlike head, uncle body, and beer-can detail
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.73 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “What up, Daniel Craig? Or should I say Daniel Radcliffe? Harry Potter, more like Hairy Doggo.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “At the reunion, Uncle Kid mentioned having like seven dogs. I’ve got an idea to climb the ranks. Let’s make a dog portrait for Uncle Kid.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Uncle Kid is basically half kid, half uncle. He has the body of an uncle, but the head of a kid.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Make a dog portrait of Uncle Kid. He won’t forget.”
!Final drawing from Episode 255 ---
- Episode 254 — watch segment · Segment length: 21 minutes, 48 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Meowth at #2, drew a Pride-themed hot dog for Seth, and spoke with Big Bopper and Dwibbins; the drawing earned 4.92 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Meowth
- Drawing: A cartoon hot dog in a bun against a Pride-themed background
- Callers: Big Bopper, Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.92 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “It’s too hot outside, God.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “If you keep this up, I’ll have to put on my moisture-wicking pants.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Hey there, Daniel. Hot enough for you? It’s hotter than Jennifer Lopez in that green dress.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I might have to break out the cold plunge. Have you ever used a cold plunge, Daniel?”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “I heard about cold plunges on the Joe Rogan Experience. They make cold plunges in a bunch of different sizes. We bought the extra-large cold plunge.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “The first time in the cold plunge, I only lasted a minute. Now I can last one hour.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Anyway, we draw dogs now. Draw us a hot dog. Interpret that however you want, Daniel.”
!Final drawing from Episode 254 ---
- Episode 253 — watch segment · Segment length: 17 minutes, 2 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Finneon at #168, drew Triumph the Insult Comic Dog for Seth, and earned 4.64 stars before ranking Mesprit at #132.
- Pokémon encountered: Finneon
- Drawing: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog smoking a cigar
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.64 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, the dog drawing was a huge success. Our cat food has been selling like hot cakes.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “We have got to strike while the iron is hot. We need to draw the most popular dog ever.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Google says the most popular dog is Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. He’s probably so popular because he smokes.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Daniel, draw this very cool and very popular dog. We draw dogs now.”
!Final drawing from Episode 253 ---
- Episode 252 — watch segment · Segment length: 43 minutes, 37 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Noivern, drew memorial dogs Hershey and Vega for Carly while Dwibbins, Danny, and Eric Ditmer called, earned 5.00 stars, and then ranked Lombre and Bewear.
- Pokémon encountered: Noivern, Lombre, Bewear
- Drawing: A memorial portrait of dogs Hershey and Vega together beneath stars in the afterlife
- Callers: Dwibbins, Danny, Eric Ditmer
- Final community rating: 5.00 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I heard that the root beer standy is now serving premium root beer.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “One day I’ll have enough money to go there and buy a couple hot dogs and a premium root beer.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, today is a very sad day. As you may have heard, our time with Elon and DOGE has ended.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I’m sad we won’t see DOGE anymore. We should draw a picture to commemorate this somber day.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “What if we drew a picture of dogs that had amazing lives and were treated so well by their owners?”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “I found a couple. Here’s one named Hershey and another named Vega.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Draw a picture of these two sweethearts so we can always remember our time together.”
!Final drawing from Episode 252 ---
- Episode 251 — watch segment · Segment length: 27 minutes, 5 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Gothorita and Cinderace, drew Cattle as a sneaky Survivor contestant at tribal council with advice from Dwibbins, earned 3.92 stars, and took a call from Casey Frankenstein.
- Pokémon encountered: Gothorita, Cinderace
- Drawing: Cattle as a sneaky Survivor contestant wearing a buff at tribal council with torches and the jury behind him
- Callers: Dwibbins, Casey Frankenstein
- Final community rating: 3.92 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “It’s getting harder to survive in this society that demands perfection but offers no grace.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “At the very least, I’d like to be able to enjoy an ice-cooled mug of premium root beer.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, today is a very exciting day because the cast of Survivor season 50 was announced.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “We’ve got all the big guns coming back for season 50: Colby, Ozzy, Devens, Mike White, Q, and maybe even the return of the Q skirt.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “We need to commemorate this momentous occasion.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Let’s draw a cat deep in the game of Survivor. It should be outwitting, outplaying, and outlasting.”
!Final drawing from Episode 251 ---
- Episode 250 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 40 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Baxcalibur at #158 and Delcatty at #40, drew a hacker cat breaking into a health-network mainframe for Seth, and earned 4.60 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Baxcalibur, Delcatty
- Drawing: A white red-eyed hacker cat in a black hat at a sticker-covered laptop, with green ‘HAXXOR!’ text and snacks on a dark background
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.60 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Hello, nurse. I’m dehydrated.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Fill my IV up with premium root beer and give me 50 cc’s.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “I’m 250 years old today.”
- Game opening 4 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Dr. Daniel, we need your assistance immediately. Did you hear about Kettering Health Network?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “A group of black-hat hackers gained unauthorized access to their cyber mainframe core layer.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “I’ve dealt with these hackers before. One time they made a BOGO deal on my conservative dad beer.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “We need to make sure we stay on their good side so they don’t hack our cyber mainframe core layer.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Let’s draw a cool hacker cat hacking into a mainframe. That’ll keep them on our good side.”
!Final drawing from Episode 250 ---
- Episode 249 — watch segment · Segment length: 33 minutes, 6 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Toedscool, drew a wide-mouthed King Burp cat on a gross-out-green background while Dwibbins called, earned a perfect 5.00 stars, and then ranked Kangaskhan.
- Pokémon encountered: Toedscool, Kangaskhan
- Drawing: A close-up of King Burp as a teary, wide-mouthed brown cat belching on a gross-out-green background
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 5.00 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Dear God, when will I ever get the fizzy sensation of premium root beer in my goddamn mouth?”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “I need that creamy sassafras and vanilla blend in an ice-cold frosty mug right now. I’m thirsty.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Yo, Daniel the monkey. Did you pack another banana for lunch today? You really commit to the bit. I’ve got an important day coming up and I’m going to need your help pulling off a really big surprise. My 25-year high school reunion is coming up and the whole squad is getting back together. Out of the whole squad, I’m most excited to see my boy King Burp. This kid had the biggest belches. He would drink a bottle of premium root beer, spin around five times, and just let a huge burp rip. Daniel, draw King Burp in cat form. I’m going to gift him the drawing at the reunion next month.”
!Final drawing from Episode 249 ---
- Episode 248 — watch segment · Segment length: 29 minutes, 34 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Clamperl and Rotom, drew a graphic-designer cat surrounded by Seattle-trip imagery for Seth while Carly and Mitch called, and earned 4.90 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Clamperl, Rotom
- Drawing: A graphic-designer cat with a sushi hand roll, the Space Needle, a fishlike airplane, an original-Starbucks-style coffee, and a Seattle snow globe against a blue background
- Callers: Carly, Mitch
- Final community rating: 4.90 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Did you hear about the shepherd who retired to Seattle? He’s sheepless in Seattle.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel boy, how the hell was Seattle? Make sure to submit your expenses by the end of the week.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Did you see Pearl Jam while you were there?”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Did you see Pervana while you were there?”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Did you see Temple of the Cat while you were there?”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Draw a cat that represents your recent trip to Seattle, and don’t draw any words.”
!Final drawing from Episode 248 ---
- Episode 247 — watch segment · Segment length: 36 minutes, 31 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Celesteela at #177, drew a Last of Us-inspired mushroom zombie cat for Seth while several callers checked in, earned 4.00 stars, and then ranked Huntail #139, Carvanha #112, and Hydreigon #29.
- Pokémon encountered: Celesteela, Huntail, Carvanha, Hydreigon
- Drawing: A grotesque mushroom-infected zombie cat inspired by The Last of Us
- Callers: Brian (Joe Biden), Unidentified caller, Dwibbins, Wise Old Turtle, Big Daddy Trump
- Final community rating: 4.00 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Why do all the celebs get premium root beer beverages when I’m stuck here drinking water?”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Maybe if I keep working hard at my job, I’ll finally be able to afford one.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, I’m glad you made it here to work in one piece. I heard there was a zombie outbreak. I’ve been watching the new season of Last of Us. We just released a new mushroom flavor of our cat food and it needs a label. Draw us a mushroom cat. Maybe sneak a zombie in the design.”
!Final drawing from Episode 247 ---
- Episode 246 — watch segment · Segment length: 24 minutes, 47 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Oranguru and Clawitzer, drew a crucified Easter Jesus cat for Seth, and earned 4.85 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Oranguru, Perrserker, Clawitzer
- Drawing: A blasphemous Easter-themed cat figure — nicknamed the "Jesus bunny cat" on air — crucified on a cross against a desert backdrop, saved as file "JC-kitty"
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 3.85 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “What’s happening, Daniel? Your eyes have healed really well from your LASIK surgery.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Jesus died for our sins, Daniel.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Whatever the case, we have cats that need drawn. Easter is this Sunday.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Let’s draw an Easter cat for our latest run of cat food.”
!Final drawing from Episode 246 ---
- Episode 245 — watch segment · Segment length: 18 minutes, 11 seconds.
- Synopsis: A game error prevented the coworker task, drawing, and rating; Bingo ranked Metagross, Rellor, and Sawsbuck, played Ms. Pac-Man, and spoke with Twins.
- Pokémon encountered: Metagross, Rellor, Sawsbuck
- Drawing: Not verified
- Callers: Twins
- Game opening 1 (Game): “No mail today.”
---
- Episode 244 — watch segment · Segment length: 40 minutes, 9 seconds.
- Synopsis: Seth gave Bingo the day off, so Bingo explored Furry Forest, rescued Randy from the moat at Frankenstein’s Castle, ranked Swellow #17, Binacle #130, Tangrowth #103, Tauros #36, Beldum #132, Ekans #16, Kadabra #107, Flygon #43, Giratina #150, shiny Magnemite #2, shiny Vespiquen #3, Golurk #53, Mareanie #127, and Butterfree #35, then took Dwibbins’ call; no coworker request, drawing, vote, or rating occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Swellow, Binacle, Tangrowth, Tauros, Beldum, Ekans, Kadabra, Flygon, Giratina, Shiny Magnemite, Shiny Vespiquen, Golurk, Mareanie, Butterfree
- Drawing: Not verified
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Game opening 1 (Game): “It was awfully nice of Seth to give us today off for Liberation Day.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “He’s the best boss ever.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “Hopefully I can find myself an activity to get lost in today.”
---
- Episode 243 — watch segment · Segment length: 29 minutes, 37 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Galvantula #58 and Drapion #142, drew a gray cat wearing a zipped calico cat costume, took Tony’s Butt Buddies call, and earned 4.71 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Galvantula, Drapion
- Drawing: A gray cat wearing a zipped calico cat-skin costume, with double whiskers and a belly zipper
- Callers: Tony
- Final community rating: 4.71 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Howdy, Bingo. Ruby and I had the best vacation ever. Also, I rediscovered my love for fishing.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “I’m going to camp out here tonight and then check out that forest tomorrow for some fishing spots.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “What in the hell are you wearing, Monkey Morton? Did Halloween come early this year or what?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Oh God, this is just the thing Aiden keeps talking about at his school. What’s it called again? Furries?”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Whatever the case, you got me thinking. All you furries love animals, which gives me an idea.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “What if we drew a cat for the cat-food label? Get to work.”
!Final drawing from Episode 243 ---
- Episode 242 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Caterpie at #23 and Slugma at #22, drew a wanted-poster cat imagining the JFK assassin for Seth while Dwibbins called, and earned 3.40 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Caterpie, Slugma
- Drawing: A crude wanted poster of a mean-looking cat imagined as the JFK assassin on a solid brown background, labeled ‘WANTED cause JFK !!’
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 3.40 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Oh boy. Today is the day I get to wear my furry costume.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Sup, Daniel. You have a rocking St. Patty’s Day? Me and the boys got shitfaced at the Dublin Pub. Trump released the JFK files. Me and the boys started theorizing who was behind the murder. Our determination turned into despair when we realized there were 80,000 pages. I could get millions of eyes on this through the power of retail cat food. Draw us a wanted poster for the JFK killer with how you’d imagine they’d look if they were a cat.”
!Final drawing from Episode 242 ---
- Episode 241 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 5 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Scatterbug, drew a black Mario-world cat honoring Greg and April’s late cat Harry while Tony called, earned 4.86 stars, took a Dwibbins call, and then ranked Incineroar.
- Pokémon encountered: Scatterbug, Incineroar
- Drawing: A black cat honoring Harry, wearing Mario’s cap and mustache in a Mushroom Kingdom level with a catnip question block
- Callers: Tony, Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.86 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Yippee skippy. I’m so happy to be alive, actually. Time to start my day.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “It looks like our cat wants a fish.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Konnichiwa, Daniel-san. Did you get into anything crazy on Mar10, a.k.a. Mario Day? I bet you did. I was at Dorothy Lane Market and saw a Japanese there. Or a Chinese, I’m not sure. But that got me thinking, Eric — that got me thinking, if there’s a Japanese at DLM, they’re probably all around town. Daniel, we should draw a cat that fits nicely in the Mushroom Kingdom. The Japanese will love it.”
!Final drawing from Episode 241 ---
- Episode 240 — watch segment · Segment length: 32 minutes, 10 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Pupitar #138, drew Pope Francis as a cat, earned 4.09 stars, spoke with Dwibbins, then ranked Aurorus #54 and Dubwool #33.
- Pokémon encountered: Pupitar, Aurorus, Dubwool
- Drawing: Pope Francis depicted as a plump gray cat in red papal robes and a tall gold-trimmed mitre
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.09 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “What’s up, Daniel? Keep impressing Elon like that and you might end up with my job. Haha, just playing. I guess he overheard your idea about no pay on cats that score under 4.2 stars. Truly brilliant. The DOGE father has already updated the code. Speaking of father, you hear about the Pope? I’m calling him Poop Francis, what with his thoughts on climate change, immigration, and LGBT rights. Whatever the case, we’ve got UD right around the corner from here, and they’re Catholic nut jobs — that’s true, University of Dayton is a Catholic school. Let’s draw a cat that looks like Pope Francis. Give him a dumb hat and everything. Chop chop.”
!Final drawing from Episode 240 ---
- Episode 239 — watch segment · Segment length: 26 minutes, 56 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Noctowl at #18 and Thievul at #57, drew a smart Leonard-style cat in a Green Lantern shirt with ‘69 + 69 = 420’ for Seth while Dwibbins called, and earned 3.93 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Noctowl, Thievul
- Drawing: A tired, Leonard-style cat in a Green Lantern shirt beside the equation ‘69 + 69 = 420’ on a yellow background
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 3.93 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Oh boy, I can’t wait to try on my new furry costume in the comfort of my own bedroom.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Aw shucks, it doesn’t fit. I need to get more steps in. If only I had a way to track them.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Yo, Daniel. Notice anything different around here? Doge really did a number on your coworkers. Man, that Elon Musk is a real genius. I never even considered firing all of our staff to save money. It’ll be way easier navigating the office. I always got caught on these desks while walking by them. Elon said he had some other ideas to increase our efficiency in sales. We can’t thank him enough. For starters, he made the algorithm only pay bonuses on cats ranked 4.20 and higher. We should draw a super-smart cat this week: big brain, equations, you know the drill.”
!Final drawing from Episode 239 ---
- Episode 238 — watch segment · Segment length: 29 minutes, 47 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Corsola #56, drew RuPurr—a glamorous brown RuPaul-inspired cat in a sparkling red dress—and earned 4.70 stars, then ranked Sliggoo #92 and bought the furry costume.
- Pokémon encountered: Corsola, Sliggoo
- Drawing: RuPurr, a glamorous brown RuPaul-inspired cat with long hair, a sparkling red dress, jewelry, and a rainbow stage background
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.07 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “This one time I took a poop in the bathroom at Arby's. It smelled bad, and I'm very sorry about that.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “The cat wants a fish.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “What up, big homo? I’m just busting your balls, Daniel. I was thinking about you and your boy toy back at the house and realized how fucked up I’ve been. I’ve been making you draw footballs, Jake Paul, Cybertrucks, and other manly shit that gays hate. Today is all about you queers. Have you ever seen that RuPaul’s Drag Race on TV? I’m sure you have. Daniel, draw RuPaul as a cat. Make it all girly and whatnot. Good luck. Don’t fuck it up.”
!Final drawing from Episode 238 ---
- Episode 237 — watch segment · Segment length: 26 minutes, 33 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Blacephalon #139, drew a tawny heart-eyed Valentine cat with an enormous tongue and earned 4.15 stars, then ranked Arctibax #52 and Persian #12.
- Pokémon encountered: Blacephalon, Arctibax, Persian
- Drawing: A tawny lovestruck cat with heart eyes and an enormous tongue inside a large pink heart surrounded by Valentine symbols
- Callers: Vinny
- Final community rating: 4.15 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Love is in the air. Better make sure I wear my N95 respirator mask so I don't catch it.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Our beloved cat needs a dish today.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, I was walking through the neighborhood the other day and peeked in your window as I do. I saw your boyfriend in the corner near your Super Nintendo. Speaking of love, Valentine’s Day is coming up. Draw a cat that is madly in love and embodies the spirit of Valentine’s Day.”
!Final drawing from Episode 237 ---
- Episode 236 — watch segment · Segment length: 39 minutes, 24 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Starmie #41, drew a gray football-loving Eagles cat watching the game with a crock pot of Little Smokies and earned a perfect 5.00 stars, then ranked Typhlosion #54.
- Pokémon encountered: Starmie, Typhlosion
- Drawing: A gray Eagles fan cat watching football beside a crock pot of Little Smokies under a ‘GOOOO TEAM!!’ banner
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 5.00 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “The cat wants a fish.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “The nation is divided right now, Daniel. Everywhere I look, I see people in those stupid red hats.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “How could you ever support the Kansas City Chiefs? My hat is midnight green and silver because I am a Philadelphia Eagles fan for life.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Draw a football cat for the big game on Sunday. It should include a football probably.”
!Final drawing from Episode 236 ---
- Episode 235 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 57 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Ludicolo #80 and Bewear #92, then drew a green CatGPT logo that earned 4.8 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Ludicolo, Bewear
- Drawing: A green CatGPT logo with a cat silhouette, circular body, star, raised tail, and the text ‘catGPT’
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.00 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, notice anything different? Trump was able to scrap all the DEI nonsense Biden was pushing. I hope you weren't too fond of some of your coworkers. Enough about them, let's talk turkey. I'm really fucking pissed off. My stocks have been plummeting thanks to the damn Chinese. Have you heard about their newfangled AI called Deep Seek? It's a bunch of bullshit. In this country we don't bend over and take it in the ass when someone tries to fuck us. No sir. I hired Aiden and his friend from school to build us an AI for the Ultra Right Cat Food Factory. The only thing cat GPT is missing is a sleek and sexy logo. We need your help, Daniel. Make it really pop.”
---
- Episode 234 — watch segment · Segment length: 27 minutes, 38 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked shiny Croagunk #5 and Pyroar #95, drew an anti-Nazi gray cat urinating on a burning flag, and received 4.82 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Shiny Croagunk, Pyroar
- Drawing: A gray anti-Nazi cat urinating on a burning flag with the words ‘FUK NAZIS!’
- Callers: Riddle Snake
- Final community rating: 4.82 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, what the hell have you done? We've been getting crazy backlash for your recent drawing. Customers have been complaining about your Cybertruck drawing, calling us Nazi sympathizers. You messed up big time, Morton. And like always, I'm tasked with cleaning everything up. As much as this pains me and feels like woke bullshit, here's what we're going to do. I need you to draw an anti-fascist cat that hates Nazis and all things German, just to be safe.”
---
- Episode 233 — watch segment · Segment length: 33 minutes, 51 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Zacian and Clauncher, drew a heroic firefighter cat battling a California wildfire for Seth, took a Riddle Snake call, and earned 4.70 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Zacian, Clauncher
- Drawing: A heroic firefighter cat spraying water at a California wildfire beneath aircraft in an orange smoke-filled sky
- Callers: Riddle Snake
- Final community rating: 4.70 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I’m in my apartment in Pokémon Rank’em Up Rodeo.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, I’m so pissed off. I just got a call from Aiden. They fired him from Buffalo Wild Wings.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I personally found it funny that he only asked hot chicks if they wanted bone-in wings.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Speaking of wild and fired, have you heard about the blazing wildfires in California?”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “I mean, listen. I don’t care about 58.5% of that state. But there’s still some good ones there.”
- Coworker dialogue 5 (Seth): “Daniel, let’s draw a heroic firefighter cat today. Make it good or you’re fired.”
!Final drawing from Episode 233 ---
- Episode 232 — watch segment · Segment length: 29 minutes, 49 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Nidoqueen and Mamoswine, drew a polygonal Cyber Cat memorializing a Cybertruck, and earned 4.71 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Nidoqueen, Mamoswine
- Drawing: A gray low-poly cyber cat with red laser eyes over a cyan neon grid, labeled ‘PRRR’
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.71 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Happy New Year, Daniel. I had an accident with a Roman candle last night.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Did you hear about the tragic event earlier today involving a vehicle? It was so sad.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “I just can’t believe someone would blow up a Cybertruck like that. It’s a beautiful automobile.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Let’s draw a Cyber Cat that pays homage to the poor Cybertruck. Get to work.”
!Final drawing from Episode 232 ---
- Episode 231 — watch segment · Segment length: 26 minutes, 41 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Tapu Fini, drew a Nativity scene with Mary and baby Jesus as cats plus an abominable snowman and Callum Drift while Mickey Mouse and Dwibbins called, earned 4.25 stars, and then ranked Doublade.
- Pokémon encountered: Tapu Fini, Doublade
- Drawing: A purple-night Nativity scene with Mary and baby Jesus as cats and Callum Drift (the instructed abominable snowman was never actually drawn)
- Callers: Mickey Mouse, Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.25 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Merry Christmas from Bingo and Bruce, baby. We hope your holiday is merry and bright.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Okay, my cat needs a fish.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “Let’s see if I got any Christmas cards.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Merry Christmas, Daniel Morton. I’ll keep this short since I’m very busy today.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Draw a cat that embodies the spirit of Christmas: Jesus, the Virgin Mary, Abominable Snowman—you get the drift.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Oh, and also add Callum Drift in there. Get drawing.”
!Final drawing from Episode 231 ---
- Episode 230 — watch segment · Segment length: 22 minutes, 52 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked shiny Grimer #20, drew Sonic the Cat while Dwibbins called and earned 4.31 stars, then ranked Archen #8.
- Pokémon encountered: Shiny Grimer, Archen
- Drawing: A blue Sonic-inspired cat with red shoes, a beige belly, gold rings, and a palm tree on a Green Hill-style background
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.31 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Pokémon Rank ’em Up Rodeo, with Pikachu and Pokémon, you can have your nice time.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “The cat wants a fish.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “What’s up, Daniel the Hedgehog? I’m just messing around—your name is simply Daniel Morton.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Speaking of Sonic, did you see the DEI hire for their latest Sonic movie? A black hedgehog with a gun named Shadow.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “We need to remind people that real hedgehogs are blue.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Seth): “Draw a cat that bears a strong resemblance to Sonic, and most importantly make sure it is blue.”
!Final drawing from Episode 230 ---
- Episode 229 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 53 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Frosmoth, drew a gray pinstriped Mafia cat eating spaghetti beneath a heart-framed Luigi and an anti-McDonald’s symbol, earned 3.36 stars, briefly answered Uncle Jimmy, and then ranked Guzzlord.
- Pokémon encountered: Frosmoth, Guzzlord
- Drawing: A gray pinstriped Mafia cat eating spaghetti, hating McDonald’s and loving Luigi in a heart frame
- Callers: Uncle Jimmy
- Final community rating: 3.36 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Our cat wants a fish, so let’s make sure we catch a fish to make into food for him.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel Morton, I need your help. These guys mean business, and I’m scared for my life.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “The Mangione family saw our latest cat-food label and didn’t appreciate the sentiment.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Daniel, I need to fix this. Draw us a Mafia cat that hates McDonald’s and loves Luigi.”
!Final drawing from Episode 229 ---
- Episode 228 — watch segment · Segment length: 26 minutes, 34 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Virizion and Vanillite, drew a down-to-earth billionaire cat on a yacht for Seth, and earned 4.70 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Virizion, Vanillite
- Drawing: A wealthy gray cat aboard a yacht, wearing a money-sign jacket against an ocean backdrop
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.70 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, I have some really tragic news to share with you today.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “My friend Brian was shot multiple times in the chest and killed. He was the CEO of United Healthcare.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Let’s draw a cool, down-to-earth billionaire cat.”
!Final drawing from Episode 228 ---
- Episode 227 — watch segment · Segment length: 40 minutes, 26 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Centiskorch #92, drew Gary's Vision—two cats at a Thanksgiving table with turkey, sides, and creamed corn—and earned 4.67 stars, then ranked Axew #42.
- Pokémon encountered: Centiskorch, Axew
- Drawing: Gary's Vision: two cats portraying a pilgrim and Native American seated at a Thanksgiving table with turkey, sides, and creamed corn
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.67 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I can't believe Seth is making me go into work on all Turkey Eve. Gobble gobble.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “It looks like our cat needs a turkey.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today. Gobble gobble.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Yo, Daniel. Ah, my skin is burning. I probably went overboard deep-frying a turkey this year.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “It's a big week for 100% Woke Free Conservative Dad's Ultra Right Beer.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “We need a truly festive can design that people will feel comfortable shoving up a turkey's ass.”
!Final drawing from Episode 227 ---
- Episode 226 — watch segment · Segment length: 26 minutes, 16 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Whiscash, drew a muscular white Jake Paul cat with tattoos for Seth while Dwibbins called, earned 4.88 stars, and then ranked Lickilicky.
- Pokémon encountered: Whiscash, Lickilicky
- Drawing: A muscular white Jake Paul cat with tattoos against a red, white, and blue background
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.88 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “The cat wants a fish.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Hey there, Daniel. Just my luck—as soon as I heal from the car wreck, I get hurt again.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I watched the fight with the boys last weekend, and one of them badmouthed Jake Paul.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Daniel, let’s turn the tide and draw a badass Jake Paul cat with big muscles and a championship belt.”
!Final drawing from Episode 226 ---
- Episode 225 — watch segment · Segment length: 24 minutes, 58 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Magmortar, drew a sexy nurse cat named Denise for Seth while Casey Frankenstein called, and earned 4.57 stars before internet trouble prevented a second Pokémon.
- Pokémon encountered: Magmortar
- Drawing: A blonde nurse cat named Denise in a white uniform and nurse cap, surrounded by hearts on a cyan background
- Callers: Casey Frankenstein
- Final community rating: 4.57 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I just checked the weather, and today is going to be a hot one.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “The cat wants a fish.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Ah, Daniel, my back hurts so bad. These are hard times for old Seth.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “You should have seen the nurse that I had at the hospital. Denise was her name.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Daniel, draw me a cat that looks just like Denise—the hotter the better.”
!Final drawing from Episode 225 ---
- Episode 224 — watch segment · Segment length: 26 minutes, 32 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Buzzwole #98, drew an angry orange Goku Cat surrounded by blue lightning while Kurt and an unidentified caller phoned in, earned 4.33 stars, then ranked Pawmi #72.
- Pokémon encountered: Buzzwole, Pawmi
- Drawing: An angry orange Goku-inspired muscular cat with spiked black hair, a blue collar, and blue lightning against a dark background
- Callers: Kurt, Unidentified caller
- Final community rating: 4.33 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “[Expletives].”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “It looks like the cat wants a turkey.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Susan): “Oh my gosh, Daniel, did you hear the news about last night?”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Susan): “Our fearless leader Seth Weathers was in a horrific car accident on Interstate 75.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Susan): “He is currently undergoing extensive surgery, but hopefully we should have an update tomorrow.”
- Coworker dialogue 4 (Susan): “Maybe draw a cat that expresses all the complicated emotions you are currently feeling.”
!Final drawing from Episode 224 ---
- Episode 223 — watch segment · Segment length: 20 minutes, 25 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo played Danny R.O.’s Halloween apartment adventure, delivered mail through a spooky building, and ranked returning hero Reba the Raichu #1 and Munchlax #8; no coworker drawing, vote, or rating occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Raichu, Munchlax
- Drawing: Not verified
- Callers: None identified
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Hello, Daniel. This is Seth. What's going on? Why haven't you been at work for the past week?”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “You submitted a time-off request that just said, ‘I'm walking here,’ and we haven't seen you since.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “Don't even bother coming into work today.”
---
- Episode 222 — watch segment · Segment length: 13 minutes, 42 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Darmanitan #42 and began a Renaissance-warrior cat for Seth, but repeated internet failures ended the show before the drawing, vote, rating, or second Pokémon could be completed.
- Pokémon encountered: Darmanitan
- Drawing: An unfinished orange Renaissance-warrior cat in gray armor on a brown background
- Callers: Unidentified caller
- Game opening 1 (Game): “What a beautiful day. If only I didn’t have to work at the Ultra Right Right Cat Cat Food Factory.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Take me back to a simpler time where computers, endless meetings, and cat food didn’t exist.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “The cat wants a fish.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Danny DeVito, did you see the Renaissance Faire is back in town? Pretty lame if you ask me.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “The Renaissance was about control and strength. It didn’t have any of this make-believe shit.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Draw a Renaissance-themed cat that looks like it’s ready to conquer the battlefield.”
!Final drawing from Episode 222 ---
- Episode 221 — watch segment · Segment length: 32 minutes, 26 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Baltoy and Banette, drew a sprawling Florida-themed cat-food label for Seth while Dwibbins called, and received a manually calculated 4-star rating after Nightbot voting failed.
- Pokémon encountered: Baltoy, Banette
- Drawing: A sunglasses-wearing Florida cat surrounded by a Florida map, alligator, orange, music notes, Mickey ears, palm tree, and other state references
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.00 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “This week has been a real whirlwind. Let’s hope the rest of the week is easy breezy.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “The cat wants a fish.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Okay, Daniel, I don’t know if you’ve been watching the news, but there’s trouble coming.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “There’s a hurricane headed straight for Florida. We’re going to send cans of cat food to all the poor displaced cats in Florida.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “The can’s label should feature a cat that embodies all things Florida. Get to work, Daniel.”
!Final drawing from Episode 221 ---
- Episode 220 — watch segment · Segment length: 31 minutes, 26 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Cobalion, drew a hairless pink right-wing PodCat in a hoodie at a microphone while Dwibbins called, and earned 3.71 stars; internet trouble prevented the planned second Pokémon.
- Pokémon encountered: Cobalion
- Drawing: A hairless pink right-wing podcast cat in a dark hoodie at a microphone, with neck tattoos and anti-woke wall art
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 3.71 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I'm Bingo, and I want to talk to you about accepting the almighty Bevis Christ into your life. Amen.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “It looks like the cat wants a fish.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Yo, Daniel. How about that workplace sensitivity training last week? What an absolute snoozefest.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I realized her Hawk Tuah podcast is wildly popular. Podcasts are the hottest, and we can really capitalize on this new tech.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Daniel, I want you to draw a cat doing a podcast—maybe a PodCat.”
!Final drawing from Episode 220 ---
- Episode 219 — watch segment · Segment length: 24 minutes, 20 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Porygon2 and Smeargle #17, drew a fuzzy white fall-weather cat holding a pumpkin-spice latte for Seth, and earned 4.89 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Porygon2, Smeargle
- Drawing: A fuzzy white fall-weather cat in a sweater holding a pumpkin-spice latte
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.89 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Time to fall in line, catch some monsters, and create some magic.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “The cat wants a turkey.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Have a nice fall, Daniel.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “We should probably draw a cozy cat and join the finer things of fall.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Get to work.”
!Final drawing from Episode 219 ---
- Episode 218 — watch segment · Segment length: 27 minutes, 5 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Octillery and Terapagos, drew a football-shaped cat-food label for Seth while Dwibbins called, and earned 3.93 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Octillery, Terapagos
- Drawing: A brown football-shaped cat head with yard lines and hot dogs on a green Ultra Right Cat Food label
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 3.93 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “It’s time to kick off the day. Even when the going gets tough, you can always count that I am Bingo.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “The cat wants a turkey today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Daniel, you know what time it is—my favorite time of the year: football.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Let’s draw our best cat-food label, make it football themed, and make the cat’s head look like a football.”
!Final drawing from Episode 218 ---
- Episode 217 — watch segment · Segment length: 27 minutes, 55 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Arcanine and Hakamo-o, drew a deliberately unappetizing poop-covered cat for Seth while Dwibbins called, and earned 4.67 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Arcanine, Hakamo-o
- Drawing: A sickly green cat emerging from a mound of feces, with flies, sparse whiskers, and an exposed tail bone
- Callers: Dwibbins
- Final community rating: 4.67 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “There was something I was never supposed to forget today, but I can’t think of it.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “The cat wants a baked fish.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “My friend Chelsea sent me pear butter and a jar of pickles.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “We’re in trouble, Daniel. I don’t know if you saw the debate last night.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Mr. Trump mentioned illegal immigrants eating cats just over the way in Springfield, Ohio.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Draw the least appetizing cat ever. We need to save our kitty customers.”
!Final drawing from Episode 217 ---
- Episode 216 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 8 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Crawdaunt #61, drew a neon-green alien cat fishing under a UFO for Seth, and earned 3.57 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Crawdaunt
- Drawing: A neon-green alien cat fishing beneath a UFO and starry sky
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 3.57 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “The cat needs a feast.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Hey there, Daniel. I saw you fishing over at Patriot Park the other day. You have one hell of a cast.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Draw a cool alien cat fishing.”
!Final drawing from Episode 216 ---
- Episode 215 — watch segment · Segment length: 19 minutes, 7 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Swampert #39 and Woobat #15, drew a pink fetal cat inside a womb for Seth, and earned 4.25 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Swampert, Woobat
- Drawing: A pink fetal baby cat inside a womb-like body
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.25 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Okay, Obi, behave. It’s your boy Bingo.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Yo, Daniel. My son Aiden lost a leg in a soccer accident.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “I met a couple with a sweet baby. Draw a sweet baby cat to capture how they felt.”
!Final drawing from Episode 215 ---
- Episode 214 — watch segment · Segment length: 20 minutes, 1 second.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Tyrogue #35, drew a neon video-game superhero cat for Seth, celebrated Randy’s birthday, and earned 4.44 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Tyrogue
- Drawing: A neon video-game superhero cat navigating a Pac-Man-like maze with a ghost
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.44 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I am in my apartment. I am saying this sentence.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “It’s going to be a busy day. I better get rolling.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “An invite to Randy’s birthday at Lucky Lanes after work. Be there or be square.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Hey there, Daniel High Roller. You got to meet my son Aiden; he’s a high roller just like you.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “Ever since this new season of Fortnite came out, he has been rolling in V-Bucks.”
- Coworker dialogue 3 (Seth): “Draw us a cool video-game cat the kids will eat up.”
!Final drawing from Episode 214 ---
- Episode 213 — watch segment · Segment length: 25 minutes, 39 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Dunsparce #36 and Wooper #4, drew a chartreuse back-to-school cat for Seth, and earned 4.71 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Dunsparce, Wooper
- Drawing: A chartreuse back-to-school cat
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.71 stars
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Cook up a back-to-school cat drawing.”
---
- Episode 212 — watch segment · Segment length: 33 minutes, 16 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Swinub #32 and Rhydon #32, drew an antihero superhero cat while Danny called as Sharky, and earned 3.91 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Swinub, Rhydon
- Drawing: A clawed antihero superhero cat with a B emblem and spray-painted blood
- Callers: Danny (as Sharky)
- Final community rating: 3.91 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “I just got a text saying my new couch should be arriving any minute.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “I sure hope it’s as pretty as the pictures—bonus points if it’s comfortable.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Yo, Daniel-san. I took my son Aiden to see Deadpool & Wolverine at Regal Fairfield Commons.”
- Coworker dialogue 2 (Seth): “This week I want you to draw a badass superhero cat.”
---
- Episode 211 — watch segment · Segment length: 24 minutes, 56 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Liepard and Gardevoir #14, drew an unapologetically proud Christian cat for Seth, earned 3.8 stars, and took a developer call from Tony.
- Pokémon encountered: Liepard, Gardevoir
- Drawing: An unapologetically proud Christian cat with religious imagery
- Callers: Tony
- Final community rating: 3.80 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “No mail today. Maybe next time.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Draw me an unapologetically proud Christian cat.”
!Final drawing from Episode 211 ---
- Episode 210 — watch segment · Segment length: 27 minutes, 58 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Melmetal #64 and Victreebel #73, drew a patriotic memorial cat based on Uncle Lou for Seth, and earned 4.93 stars.
- Pokémon encountered: Melmetal, Victreebel
- Drawing: A patriotic American-flag memorial cat based on Bingo’s late cat Uncle Lou
- Callers: None identified
- Final community rating: 4.93 stars
- Game opening 1 (Game): “My cat needs a fish.”
- Coworker dialogue 1 (Seth): “Our president was shot, so today I’ll need you to draw the most patriotic cat you can. Pronto.”
!Final drawing from Episode 210 ---
- Episode 209 — watch segment · Segment length: 18 minutes, 27 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Venusaur #31 and Graveler #77 and explored a new return-to-work quest; there was no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or caller.
- Pokémon encountered: Venusaur, Graveler
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Boy oh boy, I sure hope my fancy new couch gets delivered soon.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “Attention employees: due to new management, our work-from-home policy has been discontinued. All employees should immediately report to their Right Cat Food Factory headquarters.”
---
- Episode 208 — watch segment · Segment length: 10 minutes, 31 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked shiny Malamar #25 and Relicanth and explored Seth’s acquisition of the Right Cat Food Factory; there was no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or caller.
- Pokémon encountered: Shiny Malamar, Relicanth
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Rise and shine, it’s Pokémon time.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “It looks like the cat wants a fish.”
- Game opening 3 (Game): “No mail today.”
---
- Episode 207 — watch segment · Segment length: 12 minutes, 37 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Charizard #8 and Empoleon #52 and caught and cooked fish; no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Charizard, Empoleon
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 206 — watch segment · Segment length: 12 minutes, 43 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Tepig #7 and Squawkabilly #49 and explored Patriot Park; no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Tepig, Squawkabilly
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Boy, I sure am Bingo. I hope I don’t get bit by a bee one day.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today. Maybe next time.”
---
- Episode 205 — watch segment · Segment length: 16 minutes, 4 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Trevenant #48 and Rookidee #14 and explored Daisy’s General Store; no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or segment caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Trevenant, Rookidee
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 204 — watch segment · Segment length: 18 minutes, 38 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo explored the early game, ranked Tangela #11 and Shellder #14, then briefly returned to inspect the newly sold large house; there was no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or caller.
- Pokémon encountered: Tangela, Shellder
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
- Game opening 1 (Game): “The cat wants a fish.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today.”
---
- Episode 203 — watch segment · Segment length: 34 minutes, 55 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked MissingNo #12 before the app crashed, then explored the early game and ranked Grotle, Sunflora #41, Runerigus #67, and Brionne #11; there was no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or caller.
- Pokémon encountered: MissingNo, Grotle, Sunflora, Runerigus, Brionne
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
- Game opening 1 (Game): “Time for some Pokémon-themed riddles in fields and forests.”
- Game opening 2 (Game): “No mail today. Maybe next time.”
---
- Episode 202 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 41 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Castform #57 of 70 in the early Pokémon-only format; there was no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or caller.
- Pokémon encountered: Castform
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 201 — watch segment · Segment length: 9 minutes, 50 seconds.
- Synopsis: Jokermon hid the rankings behind riddles; Bingo solved them, recovered Doduo, and made it the new number one Pokémon.
- Pokémon encountered: Doduo
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 200 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 12 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Growlithe and placed it at number 10 in the early Pokémon-only ranking format.
- Pokémon encountered: Growlithe
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 199 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 8 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Gloom and placed it at number 54 in the early Pokémon-only ranking format.
- Pokémon encountered: Gloom
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 198 — watch segment · Segment length: 4 minutes, 35 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Ferrothorn at number 61 and Cosmoem at number 10 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Ferrothorn, Cosmoem
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 197 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 8 seconds.
- Synopsis: In the early Pokémon-only format, Bingo ranked Ferroseed #61 and Roggenrola #55 without a drawing round.
- Pokémon encountered: Ferroseed, Roggenrola
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 196 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 23 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Mankey as the new #1 Pokémon, dethroning Zigzagoon; no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Mankey
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 195 — watch segment · Segment length: 7 minutes, 5 seconds.
- Synopsis: After defeating Jokermon’s three riddles, Bingo ranked Weezing #9; no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or segment caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Weezing
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 194 — watch segment · Segment length: 4 minutes.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Mantyke #11; no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Mantyke
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 193 — watch segment · Segment length: 4 minutes, 11 seconds.
- Synopsis: For the 3/20 special, Bingo generated the third Wailmer variant and ranked the Rasta-hat Wailmer at #3; no drawing or rating round occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Wailmer (3/20 special variant #3)
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 192 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 17 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Barbaracle #57 and Throh #16 after a requested reroll; no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Barbaracle, Throh
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 191 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 51 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Oinkologne #16; no coworker drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Oinkologne
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 190 — watch segment · Segment length: 4 minutes, 29 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Raikou and ranked it below Barbaracle in the Pokémon-only format; no drawing or rating round occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Raikou
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 189 — watch segment · Segment length: 2 minutes, 49 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Spewpa #27 in the early Pokémon-only format; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Spewpa
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 188 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 56 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo rerolled Iron Thorns after placing it at the bottom, then ranked Vileplume #8; no drawing or rating occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Iron Thorns, Vileplume
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 187 — watch segment · Segment length: 8 minutes, 28 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo recalled Iron Valiant at #4, generated Lombre, and ranked Lombre #15 in the early Pokémon-only format; no game opening, coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or segment caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Lombre
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 186 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 48 seconds.
- Synopsis: In the early Pokémon-only format, Bingo ranked Impidimp—the official halfwayokay Pokémon—at #19 without a drawing round.
- Pokémon encountered: Impidimp
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 185 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 4 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Horsea #8 in the early Pokémon-only format; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Horsea
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 184 — watch segment · Segment length: 4 minutes, 35 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Munna #41 in the early Pokémon-only format; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live segment caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Munna
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: Saddam Hussein
---
- Episode 183 — watch segment · Segment length: 10 minutes, 14 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Shiftry #38 and Hoppip #14 in the early Pokémon-only format, then advised President Biden on building a Pokémon team; no coworker drawing or rating occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Shiftry, Hoppip
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: President Biden
---
- Episode 182 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.
- Synopsis: In the early Pokémon-only format, Bingo ranked Chinchou #17 without a drawing round.
- Pokémon encountered: Chinchou
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 181 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 3 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Xerneas #2 in the early Pokémon-only format; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Xerneas
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 180 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 54 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Froakie #3 in the early Pokémon-only format; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Froakie
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 179 — watch segment · Segment length: 2 minutes, 39 seconds.
- Synopsis: In the early Pokémon-only format, Bingo ranked Eelektross #39 without a drawing round.
- Pokémon encountered: Eelektross
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 178 — watch segment · Segment length: 2 minutes, 59 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Shaymin #2 and Deoxys #36 in the early Pokémon-only format; no game opening, coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Shaymin, Deoxys
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 177 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 58 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo discussed Magmar’s Japanese name Boober and ranked Duosion #10 in the early Pokémon-only format; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Magmar, Duosion
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 176 — watch segment · Segment length: 2 minutes, 4 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Dondozo #29 in the early Pokémon-only format; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Dondozo
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 175 — watch segment · Segment length: 2 minutes, 56 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Stoutland #21 in the early Pokémon-only format; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Stoutland
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 174 — watch segment · Segment length: 4 minutes, 57 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo ranked Gallade #10, Lycanroc #5, and Bruxish #22 in the early Pokémon-only format; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live segment caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Gallade, Lycanroc, Bruxish
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 173 — watch segment · Segment length: 10 minutes, 4 seconds.
- Synopsis: During the app wars, Bingo ranked Emboar #14, Ninetales #4, Solgaleo, Joltik, Toucannon, and Shuppet #8; no coworker, drawing, vote, rating, or live caller occurred.
- Pokémon encountered: Emboar, Ninetales, Solgaleo, Joltik, Toucannon, Shuppet
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 172 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 44 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo demonstrated the updated Pokémon-ranking app, but repeated technical failures prevented him from drawing or ranking a new Pokémon.
- Pokémon encountered: Not verified
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: Sharky
---
- Episode 171 — watch segment · Segment length: 8 minutes, 25 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo debuted the fan-made ranking application, generated Doublade, and placed it #9.
- Pokémon encountered: Doublade, Arbok
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: Danny (as Sharky)
---
- Episode 171 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 36 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo returned to the ranking application, generated Arbok, and placed it #3.
---
- Episode 170 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 25 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Tinkatink and ranked it #10 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Tinkatink
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 169 — watch segment · Segment length: 2 minutes, 51 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Spewpa and ranked it #10 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Spewpa
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: Sharky
---
- Episode 168 — watch segment · Segment length: 2 minutes, 59 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Heatran and placed it beneath Eternatus at the bottom of his early Pokémon ranking.
- Pokémon encountered: Heatran
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 167 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 47 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Chewtle and ranked it #8 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Chewtle
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 166 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 18 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Golbat and finalized it at #16 in the early Pokémon ranking.
- Pokémon encountered: Golbat
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: Sharky
---
- Episode 165 — watch segment · Segment length: 2 minutes, 32 seconds.
- Synopsis: In the early Pokémon-only format, Bingo ranked Mewtwo #4 without a drawing round.
- Pokémon encountered: Mewtwo
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 164 — watch segment · Segment length: 57 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Glimmet and ranked it #15 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Glimmet
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 163 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 13 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Swablu and ranked it #8 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Swablu
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 162 — watch segment · Segment length: 6 minutes, 10 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Alakazam and ranked the first-generation Pokémon #3.
- Pokémon encountered: Alakazam
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 161 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 25 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Quagsire and ranked it #2 behind Zigzagoon.
- Pokémon encountered: Quagsire
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 160 — watch segment · Segment length: 1 minute, 51 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Rhyperior and ranked it #12 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Rhyperior
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 159 — watch segment · Segment length: 4 minutes, 7 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Barboach and ranked it #12 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Barboach
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 158 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 50 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Pawmo and placed it #14, beneath Charjabug, in the early Pokémon ranking.
- Pokémon encountered: Pawmo
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 157 — watch segment · Segment length: 4 minutes, 43 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated favorite Pokémon Zigzagoon and promoted it to #1 over Bidoof.
- Pokémon encountered: Zigzagoon
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 156 — watch segment · Segment length: 2 minutes, 39 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Charjabug and ranked it #5 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Charjabug
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
!Final drawing from Episode 156 ---
- Episode 155 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 42 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Beheeyem and ranked it #9 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Beheeyem
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 154 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 57 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Arceus and ranked the Pokémon god #6 of nine entries.
- Pokémon encountered: Arceus
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 153 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 41 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Tornadus and ranked it #8, last in the early Pokémon-only ranking.
- Pokémon encountered: Tornadus
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 152 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 44 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Cleffa and ranked it #2 behind Bidoof in the early Pokémon-only ranking.
- Pokémon encountered: Cleffa
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 151 — watch segment · Segment length: 6 minutes, 26 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Bidoof and made it the new #1 Pokémon.
- Pokémon encountered: Bidoof
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 150 — watch segment · Segment length: 6 minutes, 50 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Drilbur and made it the new #1 Pokémon.
- Pokémon encountered: Drilbur
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
!Final drawing from Episode 150 ---
- Episode 149 — watch segment · Segment length: 5 minutes, 38 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Zoroark and initially ranked it #1 before later acknowledging Wailord belonged above it.
- Pokémon encountered: Zoroark
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 148 — watch segment · Segment length: 3 minutes, 37 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Glastrier and ranked it #3 in the early Pokémon-only format.
- Pokémon encountered: Glastrier
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 147 — watch segment · Segment length: 6 minutes, 3 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Amaura and ranked it #2 behind Wailord in the early Pokémon-only ranking.
- Pokémon encountered: Amaura
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified
---
- Episode 146 — watch segment · Segment length: 8 minutes, 25 seconds.
- Synopsis: Bingo generated Wailord as the inaugural entry and ranked it both first and last in the early Pokémon-only list.
- Pokémon encountered: Wailord
- Drawing: No drawing round occurred
- Callers: None identified