Auntie Acid

Bingo reads Auntie Acid comics, calendar pages, and related Daily Doozies aloud, examining their jokes, artwork, punctuation, and frequently baffling view of everyday life. His reactions turn the posts into a continuing critical reading: unusually wholesome entries are treated with suspicion, strange phrases earn new names, and especially punishing examples provoke the recurring declaration that he has died and gone straight to hell. Selected pages sometimes reappear later as part of a Name That Name prize bundle.

Appearances

• Episode 321 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 15 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo catches up on Auntie Acid’s phone-charging joke and the October 5 coffee cartoon, promising the Monday calendar page to the Name That Name winner.

• Episode 320 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 4 minutes, 52 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo distrusts Auntie Acid's recycled jokes, reads the childhood-punishments/adult-hobbies cartoon, and questions the Monday cartoon's dentures and inconsistent character details.

• Episode 319 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 56 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo called Auntie Acid's thigh-gap and phone-in-the-toilet joke an obviously stolen tweet, then rejected a workplace comic whose gloomy drawing contradicted its claim that nobody talks about work.

• Episode 318 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 31 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo rejected Auntie Acid’s advice about how men should answer questions about weight, then read her Labor Day complaint about someone disliking her attitude.

• Episode 317 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 39 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid jokes about toilet rolls and naps before delivering the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction.

• Episode 316 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 54 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid at the beach and a Daily Doozie about attention-seeking Facebook statuses, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction.

• Episode 315 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 36 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid’s weekend relationship complaint and Monday’s ‘five craziest friends’ calendar page, which he set aside for the Name That Name prize bundle.

• Episode 314 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome friendship page and an angry hand-gesture Daily Doozie, dubbed the latter an ‘angry blowy,’ and added it to the Name That Name prize bundle.

• Episode 313 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 6 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about getting the Christmas tree out in August, using Botox to scare one’s family, and exercising before the brain catches on.

• Episode 312 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 43 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed an unusually wholesome weekend smile post and a verbose Monday comic about asking for left-or-right directions instead of east or west, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction.

• Episode 311 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 46 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed weekend advice that nobody is perfect because every butt has a crack, then read Monday’s grammar joke distinguishing ‘you were stupid’ from ‘you are stupid’ and reserved the page for the Name That Name winner.

• Episode 310 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 6 minutes, 5 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed a texting-era Daily Doozie and an Auntie Acid comic in which she hid from the Black friend she calls her sister and hairdresser, criticized the comic’s racist implications, and repeatedly fought a broken camera-three setup.

• Episode 309 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 4 minutes, 28 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about sunglasses concealing whether she was staring at a face or butt, sleeping under a blanket with the air conditioner cranked, and surviving teenagers; he reserved all three pages for the Name That Name prize.

• Episode 308 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 28 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about replying to messages only in her head and combining everyone’s problems into one person’s life, then saved the Monday page for the Name That Name prize bundle.

• Episode 307 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 36 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about happy people avoiding Facebook and identity checks when paying bills by phone, joked about her cleavage, and reserved the latter page for the Name That Name prize.

• Episode 306 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 1 minute, 51 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Tuesday’s retail-therapy joke and Wednesday’s page about realizing one’s coworkers are young enough to be one’s children, then delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction.

• Episode 305 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 26 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about making people laugh hard enough to pee and forgetting why she entered a room, then saved the latter Daily Doozie for the Name That Name prize.

• Episode 304 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 37 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed an Auntie Acid weekend page about no longer needing to feel understood, included, or accepted and a Daily Doozy about a mother who was a psycho but no fool, then reserved the latter page for the Name That Name prize.

• Episode 303 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 21 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Memorial Day calendar pages about sitting on the couch doing nothing and a scale promising twenty-four hours of health.

• Episode 302 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 42 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid jokes about remembering cats better than men and punching stupid people in the face with words.

• Episode 301 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 13 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid Daily Doozies and delivered the recurring ‘I died and went straight to hell’ reaction.

• Episode 300 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 4 minutes, 29 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed two age-and-phone comics about voicemail versus texting and being able to rise and shine, but not at the same time.

• Episode 299 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 18 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed an Auntie Acid comic about becoming less tolerant of irritating people in her forties and debated whether age really makes people less patient.

• Episode 298 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 9 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed jokes about expecting to evade consequences and checking an empty refrigerator for the 250th time, then added the page to the prize pile.

• Episode 297 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 1 minute, 40 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid advice about thinking before posting on Facebook and a control-freak joke, then placed the latter page into the prize pile.

• Episode 296 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 54 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Easter medication and six-foot-bunny humor, then rejected an Auntie Acid bacon joke while placing its page into the Name That Name prize pile.

• Episode 295 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 3 minutes, 33 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid’s Easter friend-and-six-foot-bunny joke, then added the page to the Name That Name prize pile.

• Episode 294 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 39 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages about always being late but worth the wait and asking laundry to fold itself, then added the latter page to the prize bundle.

• Episode 293 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 48 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid’s weekend ‘rule the world, then go to bed’ joke and a shower-themed book of hypothetical arguments before replaying her signature audio clip.

• Episode 292 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 5 minutes, 9 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed Auntie Acid pages proclaiming that every successful woman is behind herself and that the cost of groceries is an effective diet plan.

• Episode 291 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 2 minutes, 30 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo moved Auntie Acid’s Daily Doozy to the top of the show and reviewed her ‘Do no harm but take no crap’ weekend motto and ‘I’m not feeling very worky today’ calendar page.

• Episode 289 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 1 minute, 3 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed the day’s Auntie Acid calendar page and reserved it for the Name That Name prize bundle.

• Episode 276 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 4 minutes, 20 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo reviewed the new Auntie Acid calendar and contrasted the character’s old jokes with her account’s disturbing turn toward strange AI-generated videos.

• Episode 230 — (Watch segment - YouTube) · Segment length: 13 minutes, 23 seconds.
• Synopsis: Bingo browsed the official Auntie Acid archive and tried to understand its character, audience, and comedy logic.