Cowboy Boy

**Cowboy Boy** is a recurring western caller who repeatedly promises to teach Bingo about horse anatomy but becomes distracted by a new supernatural catastrophe. Early calls establish the range, Cowboy Matthew, unsettling horse mathematics, family visions, alien encounters, necromancy, and an endless effort to understand what horses are and how they work.

The story later moves to Horse University, where anatomy labs, reanimated horses, imaginary roommates, summer school, sea creatures, and Saw-style engineering exams turn Cowboy Boy’s education into serialized surreal horror. Despite the disasters, he continues reporting his academic progress with the confidence of a student who may finally be ready to explain horse anatomy next time.

Calls and appearances

• Episode 287: American Djinn-Ja — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy called from the range to explain cowboy life, his transactional relationships with Cowboy Matthew and saddle-maker Chuck, horse anatomy, moving cattle, and a grimly romantic vision of his last night.
• Episode 289: Horse Anatomy — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy tried to explain horse anatomy but instead described waking after an apocalyptic vision to find half a bloody horse and realizing he may be trapped alone in a repeating, supernatural nightmare.
• Episode 294: Clown Man Band — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy called to teach horse anatomy but instead described bizarre horse math, splitting horses lengthwise, and trying to understand how two horses become three in a barn.
• Episode 296: Horse 'n' Cheese — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy called to finally teach horse anatomy, recount a spectral visit from his father that revealed the ham-and-cheese sandwich he had sought, and announce a horse-meat sandwich shop.
• Episode 297: Mannequin Problems — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy called to apologize for again neglecting horse anatomy and recount a surreal encounter involving a forgotten field, Cowboy Matthew, apparent alien experimentation, and a pot of beans.
• Episode 301: Head Bottom — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy called to describe seeking an anatomy lesson from a necromancer who transferred him into a fetus in a jar before he regrew into his present body.
• Episode 304: Jnco Baggins — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy called to announce his enrollment at Horse University and describe a nightmarish imaginary roommate who stole his body hair before his first horse-anatomy lab.
• Episode 305: Biblically Accurate Pelipper — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy called from Horse University to describe helping an anatomy professor create a reanimated horse and then developing horse-like cravings after being bitten.
• Episode 309: Seals With God — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy called from summer school at Horse University to recount a scuba-diving final involving a seductive sea-creature version of Cowboy Matthew.
• Episode 311: Bubble Gum Content — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy described a Horse University civil-engineering pop quiz staged by Professor John Kramer as a Saw-style trap and celebrated earning an A-plus.
• Episode 318: Black and White Red Rocket — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Cowboy Boy called from Horse University after finally getting beans in the cafeteria, only to discover wormlike creatures among them; he described blacking out, burrowing underground, waking in garbage and stranger places, and nevertheless earning A’s in his horse-anatomy classes.
• Episode 320: Jamaican Road Trips — (Call Moment - YouTube) — In a fictional character call, Cowboy Boy recounts a Horse University professor's boys' trip turning into an island hunt, with an absurd escape and a lesson in anatomy. These events are part of the character story.