Sharky

**Sharky** is a recurring caller and character performed by Danny, known for long conversational appearances, confrontational advice, affectionate insults, and persistent attempts to improve or derail the show. He joins Bingo for opening calls, aftershows, Bumper Grumbles, Poor Bingo, dating discussions, and arguments about whether a segment, joke, definition, or technical setup is working.

Sharky’s conversations range across comics, movies, television, internet history, paranormal mysteries, restaurants, climate, old acquaintances, and show-business schemes. Although he frequently criticizes Bingo and the audience, the calls often end in reconciliation or an affectionate farewell, making the combative rhythm part of a longer friendship rather than an isolated character bit.

Calls and appearances

• Episode 147: Jill Taylor Denim — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky joked about Bingo’s therapist, wished him luck abstaining from alcohol, and encouraged his goal of fitting into an old denim jacket.
• Episode 147: Jill Taylor Denim — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky discussed DoorDash workers buying branded uniforms and clarified his use of the word bimbo while driving a box truck.
• Episode 150: Eternal Sunshiny Sweater — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky joined Bumper Grumbles for an extended discussion before Bingo thanked him and ended the call.
• Episode 152: Vote 1 for Scorn — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky defended Karamo Brown’s role on Queer Eye, criticized Bingo’s coworker, and discussed the Fab Five with Bingo and Bruce.
• Episode 156: Pool Time Hot — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky joined the opening portion of the show for an extended conversation with Bingo and Tony’s Dad.
• Episode 158: MATRIX DEACTIVATED — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky joined the aftershow for an extended conversation spanning the episode’s topics and concluded with an affectionate farewell.
• Episode 159: Lil Bings — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky called during Poor Bingo and discussed jokes, juggling, and the upcoming Pokémon segment.
• Episode 164: Muddy Towels — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky called pretending to be the Name That Name winner and asked about the prize bundle.
• Episode 166: 23 Boners in 48 Hours — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky joined the aftershow for an extended discussion of DC films, Bingo’s dating-profile critiques, comic books, love advice, Giovanni Ribisi, and the Star Wars character Dud Bolt.
• Episode 168: Jack Jack Binks — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky caught Bingo up on Batman v Superman and Aquaman, discussed New Girl and Schmidt, and recommended Twin Peaks.
• Episode 169: You’re Welcome Very Much — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky joined the aftershow for an extended discussion of old acquaintances, history, chain wallets, kilts, Alaska, tugboats, lottery revenge, baseball, and mascots.
• Episode 171: Snaked By A Shark — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky joined the aftershow for an extended conversation about road-sign mysteries, internet history, media, and game-show lore.
• Episode 171: Snaked By A Shark — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Bingo called Sharky back to say goodbye and wrap the aftershow.
• Episode 172: Lance Bass from Alice in Chains — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Bingo returned Sharky’s missed call; Sharky presented the Henry McCabe death and voicemail, debated paranormal explanations, retold Bingo’s first car crash, and discussed Halloween and Kevin Smith.
• Episode 175: You Are A Mummy — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky opened the show with a mystery and an extended discussion of Bingo’s recent viewing and show problems.
• Episode 175: You Are A Mummy — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky offered unclear and frequently insulting advice about how Bingo should meet women and abandon dating apps.
• Episode 183: Rapscallions, Scalawags, and Skuggamuffins — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky advised Bingo to disguise any Reddit trademark inquiry and solicited investors for their plan to own and rent out Mr. Delicious.
• Episode 184: Appley Ever Anderson — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky complained that calls kept preventing Bingo from completing his Pupdates and demanded a higher-quality show.
• Episode 185: Sewage Department Beast — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky revealed his secret chat name, requested Bingo’s potentially poisonous Archie glasses, and apologized to Kevin Smith after rewatching Clerks and Mallrats.
• Episode 185: Sewage Department Beast — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky briefly called to reveal that the Cracker Jack dog was named Bingo and caught the host with a Shark Bite.
• Episode 187: Umbilical Cordon Bleu — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky challenged Bingo’s attempted Segment Roulette redraw and pressured him to call someone he knew for a late dinner; Bingo considered several contacts but ultimately refused.
• Episode 189: The Depfs — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky apologized for mocking Bingo’s audio, then told an elaborate story about Bingo, death row, bananas, and being a bad conductor.
• Episode 190: Jesus is Lorde — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky offered a grim climate-change PSA after Bingo discussed the overnight tornado warning.
• Episode 191: The Conqueeftadore is in Fortnitecourt — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky briefly interrupted as Bingo Bot before the connection overlapped with another call.
• Episode 191: The Conqueeftadore is in Fortnitecourt — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky called back after interference to repeat the message ‘Cone 2012’ and insult Bingo.
• Episode 191: The Conqueeftadore is in Fortnitecourt — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky complained that Bingo ruined his Bingo Bot bit and forced an unwanted Twitch username change, then insulted chat before reconciling.
• Episode 192: S5 JBC BIGGIE BAG NOTHING ABOUT IT — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky called from outside Froggies to discuss the lifting challenge, attack Carus, joke about Danny’s burial, and argue about insults and improv.
• Episode 193: 3/20 halfwayoHIGH Bingo's Big Balloon Quest for Total Xposure WORLD EVENT — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky announced that he had turned over a new leaf and delivered jokes supposedly revealed by the grandfather tree.
• Episode 193: 3/20 halfwayoHIGH Bingo's Big Balloon Quest for Total Xposure WORLD EVENT — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky returned with his final grandfather-tree joke, abandoned his attempted reform, insulted the audience, and called back immediately after hanging up.
• Episode 195: Worm Smells — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky called about the closing of Bingo’s nearby Captain D’s and discussed fish restaurants and their old show characters.
• Episode 195: Worm Smells — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky called as the main show ended and stayed for the long Black Cat Cool Kids Club aftershow, discussing vegetarianism, horror movies, and ways to improve the show.
• Episode 196: Angry Little Pig Monkey — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky defended attorney Blake Maislin’s billboard by falsely claiming he was a boxer, then revealed the prank.
• Episode 197: A Show for Elderly Boys — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky called while Katie waited to debut her segment, discussed taste and the show, and delayed Katie’s turn.
• Episode 197: A Show for Elderly Boys — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Sharky called during the extended post–Yum Yuckers discussion to defend the concept and debate Bingo’s judgmental streak.
• Episode 212: FISHB TAINT AD ACKLE — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Danny called as Sharky to dispute Bingo’s definition of an antihero, discuss comic books and Ryan Reynolds, and react to the superhero-cat drawing.