Ian Hinden’s Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail

Ian Hinden performs an episodic choose-your-own-adventure story inside a produced voicemail.

Appearances

• Episode 108 — citation pending · Segment length: 3 minutes, 45 seconds.
• Synopsis: Ian takes over the performed Jimmy Civilian phone framing and resumes the index-card fantasy adventure, which is derailed by a recipe card and ends with a cake-versus-cupcake choice.

• Episode 95 — citation pending · Segment length: 2 minutes, 3 seconds.
• Synopsis: Ian reads the selected poetry branch: the friendship poem fails to soothe Little Shermie, who punches and kills the player, with no next choice, score, winner, or prize.

• Episode 87 — citation pending · Segment length: 2 minutes, 8 seconds.
• Synopsis: Ian’s nested voicemail resolves the blue-wire branch safely, leaves three crystals, and offers reset-spike or coffin routes; his dropped-card pause remains inside one uninterrupted playback file.

• Episode 86 — citation pending · Segment length: 3 minutes, 48 seconds.
• Synopsis: Ian debuts a branching voicemail adventure that casts listeners as him at the gym and asks them to choose between finishing the workout or meeting a mysterious stranger at a waffle-and-ice-cream shop.