Archie Andrews

**Archie Andrews** is a recurring Riverdale call-in character who asks Bingo for advice as familiar comic-book relationships become increasingly strange adult problems. His first archived storyline concerns attending both Betty’s and Veronica’s Thanksgiving dinners without either discovering the arrangement.

Bingo’s advice helped transform Riverdale into a weeks-long town-wide orgy that Archie later needed help ending. Subsequent calls follow Archie’s effort to create a distinctive OnlyFans brand, his frustration that other Riverdale residents were outperforming him, and his eventual decision to close the account.

Calls and appearances

• Episode 276: Restaurant Cosplay — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews asked how to attend both Betty’s and Veronica’s Thanksgiving dinners; Bingo proposed changing outfits and shuttling between houses before the plan devolved into sex with Jughead and a request for Urkel’s number.
• Episode 288: Various Monsters Including Baboo — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews called from a Riverdale-wide orgy to ask Bingo what everyone should do next, prompting broad and explicit advice about consensual sexual activities.
• Episode 291: Bingo’s Being A Mom — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews thanked Bingo for helping Riverdale start a weeks-long town orgy and asked how to stop it; Bingo instructed everyone to stand up and put their pants back on.
• Episode 311: Bubble Gum Content — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews asked Bingo for advice on finding a distinctive brand for his OnlyFans account while comparing himself with other Riverdale characters.
• Episode 315: Norfin Streetware — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews complained that the rest of Riverdale was outperforming his OnlyFans and announced that he was closing the account.