Voicemails

A formal recurrent listener-audio feature in which the hosts play and answer voicemail recordings.

Appearances

• Episode 24 — citation pending · Segment length: 5 minutes, 45 seconds.
• Synopsis: After announcing email and voicemail contact information and a buzzer transition, the hosts formally open Voicemails and play exactly two logical files: Vivian's fast-paws challenge and Carly or Cooley's grandpas-with-versus-without-hair question. Host responses remain inside the parent occurrence but outside the narrower file bounds; neither file is replayed.

• Episode 23 — citation pending · Segment length: 8 minutes, 30 seconds.
• Synopsis: The hosts introduce one voicemail from Paul, play his Office Depot-is-the-saddest-place proposal, and continue a qualitative response through scenarios and a Home Depot comparison before pivoting to Jarrod's tour. The narrower logical file is 2751060-2803780, with one play and zero replays; no winner or prize occurs.

• Episode 23 — citation pending · Segment length: 4 minutes, 43 seconds.
• Synopsis: The hosts play one newly arrived unheard voicemail from Eric, who recounts a funeral-home story about an elderly man dying while watching White Christmas. A host pause at 4088600 and explicit continuation at 4122120 are one interrupted play, not a replay; the response turns Thanksgiving-themed and closes as Funeral Man begins.

• Episode 8 — citation pending · Segment length: 17 minutes, 22 seconds.
• Synopsis: The formal voicemail block plays exactly three unique listener voicemail files in four play instances, including one replay, and closes with a recap and thanks. A separate host-provided microcassette recording is not a listener voicemail.