Sweetie’s Line: Phone Calls and Voicemails

This public index includes approved phone events. Unreviewed caller identities are withheld.

Calls

Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called with a proposed Dark Woke character bit and continued riffing with Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Rank’em Up Rodeo, talked through personality quizzes, and developed possible show-segment ideas with Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller offered Bingo a green geometric reindeer decoration while refusing to give up a dinosaur thermos. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called by prior arrangement to give rapid-fire opinions about records and artists. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to present emails and mock-ups pitching sitcom concepts for Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly resumed his running list of album opinions before the phone was dropped. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to critique Bingo’s delivery while he read music cards and coached him through the announcements. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A tired the caller reviewed more records and asked Bingo to stop the long-running music-list exercise. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller complained that the rest of Riverdale was outperforming his OnlyFans and announced that he was closing the account. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Phil to promote their upcoming comedy and music performance and speak with both the caller and Musician Phil. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed Dwibbins’ absence, graphic-design culture, the invented character Johnny Two Hands, fast-food disappointments, and Bingo’s clown-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to discuss his old video, illness, religion, drugs, and a brief choking scare involving a Go-Gurt. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Gerbert voice actor Andy Holmes, navigated an AI call-screening system, and left a message saying the show loves Gerbert. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller returned Bingo’s call and discussed voicing Gerbert, working with the cat, the character’s internet fame, and their families. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to tell Bingo about seeing a shark jump from the ocean and smash into a seagull. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after winning trivia to suggest a rotating-logo idea for Bingo’s card game and report that Sid farted. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller talked with Bingo about homelessness, Portland, comedy premises, the Portland cat drawing, and foot arch support. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller revisited last week’s question about disliked emotions, defended his Buc-ee’s shirts, and traded old sayings and comedy premises with Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo prank-called a personal-injury firm about crashing while laughing at its lawyer-maxxing billboard, gave the name Poopie Dudu, and then admitted the prank. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller quickly delivered an “or-fritis” dog-joint pun and hung up. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to test a nautical stand-up comedy set, including island, seaweed, imitation-crab, and sea-duplex jokes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed dreams, Bingo’s tent, uncomfortable emotions, comedy premises, and helped brainstorm Punch It Up with Bingo while Bingo drew Malka the cat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A caller explained how children can mistake Weird Al for ‘weird AI,’ discussed Bingo’s cheese-gum song, and suggested naming a rock Dwayne Johnson. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked Bingo for advice on finding a distinctive brand for his OnlyFans account while comparing himself with other Riverdale characters. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The caller repeatedly tested whether Bingo recognized him, impersonated Barack Obama, and finally texted his identity. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller described a Horse University civil-engineering pop quiz staged by Professor John Kramer as a Saw-style trap and celebrated earning an A-plus. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Goblin Mail to urge Bingo to sue or license the custom halfwayokay letter opener before abruptly leaving. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to explain the printing logic behind optional top panels in Sunday comics and discuss the Marvin strip Bingo was reading. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called seeking money, then read and discussed the plot of The Angry Birds Movie 2 to help Bingo understand the franchise. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called in a dehydrated panic about the missing water from Where’s My Water?, Walt Disney ownership, and his impending renal failure. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called to announce and audibly test a new jetpack before the connection ended. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to discuss mantis mating and ask Bingo for advice about fostering and raising a young mantis. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called while walking, riffed with Bingo about Marty the Mantis, recent deaths, comedy premises, restaurant names, and the Rank’em Up Rodeo drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller apparently called back to play and explain a Disney hotel toilet flush that sounded like R2-D2 screaming or drowning. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from summer school at Horse University to recount a scuba-diving final involving a seductive sea-creature version of Cowboy Matthew. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss his Disney trip, critique the drinking-to-death cat, share the ‘You Are Liking It Wrong’ song, and give the finished drawing four stars, possibly five. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss strongmen, therapy and self-help books, his upcoming library job, romance novels, and possible future show material while Bingo drew the Big Groove cat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to disavow any connection to Seeing Green after an alert showed Bingo discussing the name on stream. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller announced his return to the show, criticized other recurring callers, discussed gifts and sleds, and reviewed the television series Pluribus as ‘Bloobus.’ (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called while vacationing in Charleston, discussed his knockoff Blue Poofu, Disney plans, AI joke premises, Weight Watchers slogans, pop-culture casting, and the surfing-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Chillin’ Chat to discuss his new library job, the racist history of the Dewey Decimal System, childhood revelations, and an abandoned plan to impersonate Monday. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to ask why Bingo had moved the show to Wednesday and accepted being treated as the proud father of ‘the caller Junior.’ (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Pack Attack to explain Baseball’s Greatest Gross-Outs artist BK Taylor’s earlier Odd Rods cards, influence on Garbage Pail Kids, work for National Lampoon and RL Stine, and design contribution to Doctor Teeth. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Old Lady Studebaker, identified in the conversation as Katie, called to challenge Bingo’s refusal to perform as a clown at a child’s party and discuss friendship, family, and his terms for clowning. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from Horse University to describe helping an anatomy professor create a reanimated horse and then developing horse-like cravings after being bitten. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called as Scooty’s lawyer and representative to demand catnip, proper compensation, cooler living conditions, and threaten legal action against Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back after speaking with Scooty to withdraw the lawsuit, ask Bingo to share more love and business with Scooty, and express how the show moved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to announce his enrollment at Horse University and describe a nightmarish imaginary roommate who stole his body hair before his first horse-anatomy lab. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to celebrate getting a library job, joke about his qualifications, discuss Pittsburgh attractions, and consider handling requests for The Anarchist Cookbook. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller to tell him that he had won Name That Name and a potentially racist sticker while the caller was on his way to remove a large spider. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from a graduation party to perform a Doctor Who and Dalek knock-knock joke, then joked about sending Daleks to collect a possible Pack Attack prize. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from the afterlife to discuss regrets about never hiking or owning a robot vacuum, Memorial Day remembrance, and his ghost roommate Saddam Hussein’s attempted redemption. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to trade wordplay and sketch premises, discuss producing a punk song, hear Bingo’s Hobbit joke, and comment on the deliberately AI-looking cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to describe seeking an anatomy lesson from a necromancer who transferred him into a fetus in a jar before he regrew into his present body. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller briefly praised Bingo’s description of a cheap ice-cream sandwich feeling like wet carpet and asked that the joke receive proper recognition. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A generated Janet Porter Folger voice staged as a call debated whether halfwayokay was a net negative, discussed faith and future episodes of What’s a Girl to Do?, and read reactions from the live chat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to describe being banned from dating apps, make inappropriate Fazoli’s jokes, and explain why he had deleted the apps and returned to meeting people in person. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called for a Tender Moment with Bruce in which they discussed life regrets, a missed record-shopping trip with Bingo, Camp Winkler, and Bruce’s old friend Bella. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to express concern about Slick Rick, explain that his nickname came from singing in a Ratt tribute band, and perform one of the band’s songs. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss his son’s graduation, his food song and Brak impression, comedy premises, Bingo’s manager’s notes, and the commencement-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called and repeatedly misinterpreted Bingo’s ordinary remarks as insults about his wife, sex life, finances, and desire to harm himself. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after receiving Bingo’s number from Slick Rick to discuss their quiet drinking friendship and guide Bingo through an ill-fated straight-leg deadlift workout. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to ask how Bingo’s supposed date with Jim Rat went, admit he had pawned Jim off on Bingo, and report that he was losing at Catan. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to workshop a Straight of Hormuz sketch, discuss friends and Tomodachi Life, and comment on Bingo’s badly stubbed-toe cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Fake Artists International talent agent the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to say he had watched with decreasing interest and reject Bingo after the drawing failed his test. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller proposed an elaborate biker-family backstory for J. Martin and debated whether his varied TikTok purchases reflected multiple account users or one person’s interests. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to pitch Lenny Kauffmann business ideas, trade 4/20 jokes and premises with Bingo, and comment on the weed-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to suggest adding psychedelic smoke to the weed-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to apologize for again neglecting horse anatomy and recount a surreal encounter involving a forgotten field, Cowboy Matthew, apparent alien experimentation, and a pot of beans. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Four Loko, Lego, video games, and Bingo’s red Lego-brick cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo while impersonating Josh Seybert and riffed with Bingo about Naomi Fullbloom, jet lag, moose, pantyhose, and a vanished Pokémon fan. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The caller corrected Bingo that the restaurant in What’s a Girl to Do? was the country-club clubhouse and reminded him to use the Ice Cube cadence. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller delivered a Star Trek joke asking what Captain Picard said when presented with a clothes-making Tarcassian slave girl: ‘Make it so.’ (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to finally teach horse anatomy, recount a spectral visit from his father that revealed the ham-and-cheese sandwich he had sought, and announce a horse-meat sandwich shop. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller, Casey Frankenstein’s coworker at the docks and voice of ‘That’s the good stuff,’ called to pitch Bingo a tiered selection of sitcom-style catchphrases. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from the docks to warn Bingo not to encourage or answer Joey because Casey considered him unfunny, racist, and ageist. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to introduce Visualize That DoorDasher, challenging Bingo to infer three customers’ personalities from their real DoorDash orders. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Final Fantasy Tactics, propose names for a show-lore segment, debate Santa and streaming copyright, and comment on Bingo’s Moogle-inspired cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss jesters, comedy premises, old television, PokeTopia, and a strange moon photo while Bingo drew a Jokermon-inspired jester cat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called One-to-One Fitness while impersonating Janet to complain that a trainer in camouflage had mocked her kettlebells as children’s weights; Manny denied recognizing the trainer or uniform. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Manny called back about Janet’s complaint; Bingo posed as her son, sent the trainer photo, and Manny realized it was an old image of himself while insisting the encounter could not have happened recently. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to teach horse anatomy but instead described bizarre horse math, splitting horses lengthwise, and trying to understand how two horses become three in a barn. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Bingo leaving Saturday improv, the glass-cat drawing, abandoned Easter jokes, movies, comedy, and the upcoming Dreamy Scenes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller the Raichu called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to confront Bingo after Popplio displaced her in the rankings and announced that she was leaving him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to protest being displaced by shiny Zygarde and repeatedly offered to guzz for Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to say he was fine with Wiglett outranking Seel and sign off with a ‘Kiss from a Rose’ reference. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called for a wellness check after Bingo left Animal Crossing for PokeTopia, claiming KK Slider died after losing his only audience and riffing about bells, debt, villagers, songs, and the game’s passage of time. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller announced that demand for fish had called him back to sea, discussed Catholic customers, nautical work, his surgeon girlfriend Slicey, television, fish handling, and A Perfect Storm. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to say hello, shared possible Crusty McGee restaurant drama, promoted her Target-inventory warehouse and TikTok success, and proposed helping Bingo market the show locally. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called at random from Dayton Correctional Institute, spent cigarettes on the call, complimented Bingo’s voice, and asked him to read a Marvin comic aloud. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller thanked Bingo for helping Riverdale start a weeks-long town orgy and asked how to stop it; Bingo instructed everyone to stand up and put their pants back on. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller checked what he had missed from the show, encouraged Bingo through a perceived slump, discussed Pokémon and funny calls, and asked Bingo to greet the Imps. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller said he hit his neighbor while driving without a license, mistook the victim for the dog, and asked for help disposing of the still-living body before tempting Bingo with Rolled Gold pretzels. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Dwibbins introduced Jenny O, who described a disastrous Palestine-themed cider promotion and selling elbow pictures; they then discussed Bingo’s colonoscopy, his drawing, and his illegal cat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A brief caller told Bingo to check his door, delivering the next Friendship Club instruction. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s old surfing friend the caller called about giving up surfing and rapping after contracting rabies, sought advice for coping with loss, and discussed making memories and finding new pursuits. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during a Friendship Club horror-game instruction and repeatedly told Bingo to enter the elevator before hanging up when Bingo delayed. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back and guided Bingo through the elevator sequence; Bingo looked away and spoiled the visual punchline when the approaching figure tripped. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller tried to explain horse anatomy but instead described waking after an apocalyptic vision to find half a bloody horse and realizing he may be trapped alone in a repeating, supernatural nightmare. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller explained that his father’s gym friend mistook Screaming at Clouds for an anti-woke show, prompting a naming crisis, and promoted its new episode before revealing this was his first call. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller reported that Josh became frighteningly enraged by the anti-woke misunderstanding, smashed beer bottles, and was finally calmed by his brother, then reminded Bingo to buy Pepsi. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss How I Met Your Mother, television endings, politics, show lore, and Bingo’s Woke Reggie Cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from the afterlife to lament missing iPhones and NFTs, describe rooming with Saddam Hussein, offer dubious advice about death, and reveal the circumstances and restrictions surrounding his ghosthood. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from a Riverdale-wide orgy to ask Bingo what everyone should do next, prompting broad and explicit advice about consensual sexual activities. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to pitch Nothing Bundt Cakes puns, discuss the Super Bowl halftime show, football safety and medical documentation AI, and comment on Bingo’s struggling cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from the range to explain cowboy life, his transactional relationships with Cowboy Matthew and saddle-maker Chuck, horse anatomy, moving cattle, and a grimly romantic vision of his last night. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to riff about taco trucks, COVID, Slick Rick, cultural terminology, Trader Joe’s tamales, and Bingo’s music-themed cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from a hotel hot tub, confused Minneapolis ICE protests with Occupy Wall Street, claimed he had roughed up protesters over credit-card cash back, and traded updates with Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo while sick, joked about Celebi and Gardevoir, reacted to Steve’s snow prompt, and encouraged Bingo before the drawing began. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from confinement aboard a cruise ship after throwing passengers toward or into the ocean, discussed international-waters law and excursions, and played word games with Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Macaulay Culkin and Michael Jackson, comedy premises, movies, products, babies, and Bingo’s developing drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after a Little Caesars commercial revived a childhood memory of asking his father to say ‘please, please’ for a promotional toy, then reflected on never learning what happened before his father died. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to introduce himself, explain his landlocked nautical life and routines, discuss passing time with pirate entertainment, and describe the loneliness of living away from the sea. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to trade jokes and discuss nonalcoholic drinks, Lebanese garlic sauce, birthday songs for babies, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and Bingo’s basketball-jersey cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from court over a speeding ticket and gradually admitted to driving through a school zone, hitting a person and a kickball, and openly incriminating himself while proceedings continued. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss cat food, lentils and dal, chat moderation, and Bingo’s ugly January 6 protest-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after worrying Bingo over Christmas, clarified that he had enjoyed his trip, and discussed the conflicting reports and strange events surrounding his holiday. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Customer-service representative the caller called to correct a gift certificate from Dwibbins that misspelled recipient Katarina’s name and accidentally revealed the sender. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from prison to threaten that Bingo had not seen the last of him, while Bingo vowed that halfwayokay would solve whatever mystery he attempted. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller wished Bingo a happy birthday and asked him to replay a What’s a Girl to Do? moment where Michael’s mother criticized Janet’s overloaded plate. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to accuse Bingo of getting him sick over calzones, assess Bingo’s intoxication, discuss Waffle House and Cursemas, and trade affectionate jokes before signing off. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from a vandalized greenhouse in Gridtown, described pots and seed packets, solved the clue ‘seeds,’ and smashed his way onward while standing near an Indian restaurant. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sandy Claus answered a personalized prerecorded Santa call thanking its recipient for a mall visit, describing candy and Mrs. Claus’s cookies, and offering encouragement and extra stocking candy. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Gridtown resident the caller called after Slick Rick destroyed his greenhouse and seed bank, gave his coordinates relative to Howard and Cassidy, and described a growing compulsion to buy cat food. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called in distress, said he was going to die and loved Bingo, and was abruptly disconnected when Bingo shut off the phone. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from a Gridtown escape room, described Egyptian symbols and tomb imagery, and escaped the first room when Bingo and Danny supplied the password ‘pharaoh.’ (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Eric called to tell Bingo he loved him, accepted an S-tier friendship ranking, thanked him for a gift-card pickup, and discussed choosing another Star Wars Episode I figure for the grandfather-touching bit. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Andy Mascola called from the third stop of his family Christmas tour, checked on Bingo’s marathon and Rank drawing, discussed gifts and drinks, promoted Empathy at the Apocalypse, and encouraged Bingo before returning to festivities. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back from the alleged escape room, used Bingo’s answer ‘obelisk’ to smash through a window, and revealed a Gridtown cat-food-factory headquarters broadcasting hypnotic messages. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo from another Gridtown location, continued supplying clues and coordinates, and sounded increasingly exhausted as Bingo tried to track the mystery while drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Eric called hoping to speak with Sandy Claus, then told Bingo he loved and supported him and flagged a missing Gridtown resident in the ongoing puzzle. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Andy called while walking his dog, reacted to Sandy opening his gifts for Bingo, discussed Scooty’s race-car bed and Duiwi’s costume, encouraged Bingo, and celebrated when his dog finally pooped. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after Slick Rick ransacked her home and stole her children’s glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars, supplied her Gridtown coordinates relative to Howard and Cassidy, and warned Bingo about Mayor Charles Grinton. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from outside Bingo’s window to offer him Lemonheads, prompting Bingo to leave the desk and collect them in person. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Andy Mascola called from a 7-Eleven while driving his mother to visit family in Massachusetts, encouraged Bingo through the marathon Cursemas show, and promised to hide in bathrooms and call again when he could. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back to recap Slick Rick’s path and relative Gridtown coordinates, taunt Bingo about the deactivation phone number and phrase, and inadvertently clarify how to count spaces on the grid. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Gridtown resident the caller called after Slick Rick broke into his house, supplied his position relative to Brent and Roxanne, described a Target lamp clue, and agreed to shoo Rick out after he finished the cheese ball. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Gridtown the caller called to demand that Bingo stop Slick Rick from uncovering the deactivation phrase for his plan to replace emergency broadcasts with cat-food-factory advertisements. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Gridtown’s automated shutdown line, spoke the recovered activation phrase, and heard confirmation that Mayor Grinton had been arrested. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller of the Mugg Corporation pitched a Halfway Okay mug partnership, proposed Bruce and Bingo designs at $30 each, gave his Mugville Lane business address, and promoted the company’s novelty mugs. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after hearing Bingo praise her as an S-tier friend, made him repeat the compliment live, teased him about the missing PuniRunes gift, and passed along a threat-joke for Michael. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo about his holiday blues and a supposedly uneventful Christmas escape to Gridtown, repeatedly stressing its 10-by-10 coordinate system and the local Ultra Right Cat Cat Food Corporation office. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Dreamy Scenes to ask Bingo to visit for Christmas and watch American Pickers, complain that Bernice objected whenever he urinated in the hall, and secure Bingo’s promise to come over shortly. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called with breaking news that Dilbert creator Scott Adams was paralyzed after refusing conventional treatment, prompting Bingo to contrast the news with Donald Trump’s response to Rob Reiner’s murder. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from a United Nations disciplinary meeting and gradually admitted responsibility for drug-boat strikes, an email to Vladimir Putin, the Wuhan outbreak, and other international disasters before closing his laptop. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called while trapped in a multiverse of Advent-calendar flaps, recounted witnessing murders and invading other podcasts, promoted Low Rent, and entered another ominous door while hoping to return home by Christmas. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to riff about J.K. Rowling, Slick Rick’s war-crimes meeting, Putin on the Ritz, Bingo’s delayed colonoscopy appointment and therapy homework, and the anti-Rowling drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller admitted that he stole a loan shark’s son’s Lunchables and secretly injected the child with Ozempic to influence a basketball bet, then asked whether Dolly Parton’s death would end his Dollywood restraining order. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss the Demon Attack shirt he sent Bingo, his attempted Sweetie-line voicemails, Pokémon evolution, and memories of Dayton’s Swim Club swingers club while Bingo finished the Pixel memorial drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Slick Rick’s severed cat head left a voicemail asking Bingo not to grant Rick’s wish to restore it because it was happily traveling with a Saint Bernard named Poodle. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after being banned from the natural-history museum for pushing Early Man into primordial ooze and described his court-ordered woke emotional-support dog and the dog’s support goose. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Addie called to correct Slick Rick’s account, explain his museum and Breakfast at Tiffany’s misconduct, and complain that the emotional-support goose was making matters worse. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Imp Pit for hints about a fictional Derry Girls: Battle for Emerald Isle adventure-game puzzle involving a car bomb and an amethyst shamrock pendant. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss What’s a Girl to Do?, Thanksgiving, a package for Bingo, wormhole elevators, scrambled-egg birthday cakes, Frasier, and voting strategy while Bingo finished the drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called about dating a vegan, needing a Thanksgiving wishbone, and hoping to wish back his cat’s severed head after firefighters accidentally cut it off while freeing him from a wrecked car. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked how to attend both Betty’s and Veronica’s Thanksgiving dinners; Bingo proposed changing outfits and shuttling between houses before the plan devolved into sex with Jughead and a request for Urkel’s number. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to complain that New York’s new mayor would make the Thanksgiving parade woke by desexualizing M&M’s, empowering women and poor people, and restricting guns and cigarettes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Exosquad and other mech media, comedy premises, old friends, Shirefest footage, and Bingo’s developing MechWarrior cat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked Bingo why the promotional images for the new Zelda movie would not respond to his gamepad, then followed Bingo’s advice to send ‘a death threat’ while waiting for a day-one patch. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from a theater parking lot after mistaking VLC traffic cones for a way to watch Running Man and Black Phone, and Bingo advised him to connect RCA cables and direct any death threats to corporate. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller defended Casey’s long joke setups, told Bingo jokes whose punchlines were ‘migraines’ and ‘the feces,’ praised the chili-dog drawing, and signed off affectionately. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked for help after treating a café musician like Alexa and trying to select a receipt tip by tapping the paper, then promised to call the next day after more death-threat practice. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called the Sweetie Line for the first time to discuss meeting her two-month-old niece Louisa, losing the nickname Aunt Lou, seeing her father during the family visit, and saving the show’s number. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo through a poor connection, suggested making the pride cat a lion, discussed how to represent its gender, teased Bingo about posting the show number, and encouraged him before the drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Janet Porter’s Faith2Action number and left a message criticizing the What’s a Girl to Do? pilot’s length, props, production, politics, and foot shot while paradoxically asking for more episodes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined by Zoom on his last day at Camp Winkler, reflected cryptically on how the experience had changed him, quoted C. S. Lewis on grief, and ominously said he now understood what he had to do. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called about another mystery involving the Wolfman Farmer, a break-in at Young’s Jersey Dairy, apparently dead monsters, and approaching police sirens. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A representative warned Bingo that his Renaissance Festival and King’s Tea remarks had nearly triggered cease-and-desist actions, but both prospective claims had fallen through. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined by Zoom to mourn the approaching end of Camp Winkler, reject Bingo’s comparison to hobbit camp, and reluctantly acknowledge that returning to monster school might help. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Let’s Dos with a list of old-time slang, including pang-wangle, giggle mug, take the egg, and rain napper, while Bingo waited for the capsule sponge to expand. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back from jail to explain that the supposed monsters were human criminals and that police were blaming him for their deaths before taking him away for another beating. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to correct Bingo’s pronunciation joke about Tangela and supply a Tony Micelli reference, then promised to call back. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back through a Leonard Nimoy introduction to describe bizarre accidental Grok-generated sexual imagery, debate AI art, and riff with Bingo while the pampered-cat drawing was completed. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller told Bingo Greenplum he had been expelled from the zoo, threatened to push and pinch people and wreck the Brandywine Festival, then discussed their struggling theater troupes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller offered Bingo Greenplum a seamstress riddle, then warned him to check his Hobbit pie for jewelry and question what meat it contained. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller tried to deliver six leaking Bob Evans chicken pot pies to Sean, argued with Bingo Greenplum’s Sean impersonation, and admitted one pie might contain a Parliament Light. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined Bingo Greenplum to perform Daisy in a short scene from The Goose in the Pantry, earning an invitation to the Greenplum Players. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back after Bingo returned to discuss Greenplum’s bad playwriting and barter payments, the cat-food-factory shutdown, Bingo’s festival preparation, and his Hobbit performance. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller said his legal trouble had become community service and probation, described collecting roadside trash and a neighbor’s escaped Roomba, and asked Bingo to end the call like a prison-phone cutoff. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller suggested ‘Olivia Mondays,’ discussed duplicate Boppy issues, made a ghost-porn joke, reacted to the Garfield drawing, and hung up to vote. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s long-lost half brother said experimental science had regrown his hands with extra fingers, announced he was attending clown college, and persuaded Bingo to send money for textbooks and therapy. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from jail after crashing into a car in a Wendy’s drive-through, discussed defending himself, dating-app foot jobs, commissary needs, and his prison bunk. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller proposed a Bilbo Baggins identity-theft character for Brandywine, discussed potato soup and Bingo’s PowerPoint party, and joked while Bingo began Slimy’s memorial drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Frankenberry called about Bruce’s camp postcard, spoke directly with Bruce about monster school, and offered a tender lesson about embracing change and expanding one’s comfort zone. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A young child told Bingo about a Rapunzel princess puzzle, playing basketball with her father, flowers being good, and biting caterpillars being bad. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller made his first call to complain that everything in the world was wrong, wandered through his grievances, and left to get ice cream after mocking Bingo’s audience size. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed simulation theory, Tracy Morgan buttons, a new work phone, dogs and grandmothers, and Bingo’s mistaken cat drawing throughout Rank’em Up Rodeo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the wrap shop behind the purple Diddy’s Henchman truck, learned the lettering was removable, and challenged the employee about the message’s implications. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Former president the caller called Bingo, cycled through movie quotes and jokes about things called boards, then sang Mad About You before hanging up. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from Japan while Bingo opened a prototype Little Bingo-chan figure, discussed its missing beard, toxic materials, high price, and a coming Bruce merchandise line, then reported that Mommy was driving the forklift. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller suggested searching Bingo’s boss’s office and the blocked cave in Rank’em Up Rodeo, joked about his video-game doctorate, and promoted his American Hot 4000 radio show. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined Bruce for a tender moment about people they wished they could speak to again, discussing Josh’s grandmother and Bruce’s camp friend Brayden before technical trouble ended the call. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss rumors about Donald Trump’s health, mortality, Hasan Piker, Red Bar Radio, and People Are the Enemy while praising the Wishbone mascot. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to trade jokes about space travel, submarines, Alien: Earth, improv, and the astronaut-dog drawing, then asked to call back for a tender moment with Bruce. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back for a tender moment with Bruce about starting a better-paying new job and embracing change, prompting Bruce’s joke that change is good but dollars are better. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called after desiree won Name That Name, joked that Bruce had called him overweight, and delivered an AI bot-mitzvah joke. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Bingo’s emotional openness, podcasts, comedy, and the developing Twisted Dog drawing before signing off affectionately. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller revealed he had been behind the failed calls, promoted American Hot 4000’s August 28 return with Opel and Wampy the Wonderdog, and firmly rejected a request for Disco Duck. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A caller claiming to be Greg Nichols briefly apologized and said Bingo was right before signing off, later revealed by voicemail to be an impostor. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to defend checking his phone during a movie while Bingo cross-examined him throughout Poor Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss the Kump drawing, a windbreaker-style jacket, and arranging pickup of an older woman’s Garfield collection. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Gimme That Garfield to explain that Bingo, not she, had found the edited low-resolution version of her submitted comic. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to riff about clown slurs, a German hotel-bratwurst trademark complaint, swapping viewers’ names, his ill-fated knot-based dice game, and a denim-themed image. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Future Bingo called as Sash Gabbert after a name-swap alert, asked what the program was, and found the Twitch stream while Bingo explained his denim-dog drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller clarified that the Delta emulator was meant to make Bingo’s Game Boy photography easier, then reviewed a Tropical Smoothie flatbread. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller video-called from Camp Winkler, described his activities, showed his friendship bracelet, and said he mailed bracelets for future winners. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Spoofy Tunes creator the caller called during Pack Attack to explain his parody cards, their inspirations, and bizarre creation stories. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller, representing a Russian circus troupe named Checks and Balances, warned Bingo not to claim he founded checks and balances and threatened a penile penalty. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller urged Bingo not to participate in Dayton Drunk Theater, discussed the earlier show, Pride and Prejudice, Fantastic Four, and Labubus. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo as Bingo’s Labubu dealer, discussing colors, her inventory, the roughly $30 cost, and getting him one at cost. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called for Tender Moments with Bruce, answering his question about second chances and discussing authentic change before checking whether he was safe at Camp Winkler. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A teenage investigative journalist asked whether to expose Superman for eating uranium, hiding at an office, and making him administer beatings at the Fortress of Solitude; Bingo advised selling the scoop to the Gotham Herald. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned Richard’s survey calls to discuss the festival’s 5-foot-10 height limit, a required colonoscopy, STI testing, non-abstinence, and preparations for enemy raids. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Jimmy called during Rank’em Up Rodeo after Lex Luthor kidnapped him for taking the Superman scoop to Gotham; he and Bingo discussed teen music before Jimmy accepted his fate above a vat of monkey sharks. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called near the opening, repeatedly asked whether Bingo liked Pretty Little Pinkies, and briefly seemed to make him an appealing offer. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey called from a library to debut War and Peace in Pieces by reading a random paragraph from the novel. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Better Business Bingo to discuss planned bits, favorite Garfield strips, and casting ideas for Garfield characters. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Warren complained that Bingo had postponed their promised pizza segment and told him not to sit together at lunch. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller video-called from Camp Winkler, begged to come home, and sang Belle and Sebastian’s ‘Get Me Away from Here, I’m Dying’ before Bingo disconnected him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to ask which breakfast food Bingo would eliminate, praise a noble werewolf choice, and riff while Bingo drew Uncle Kid. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Josh called during Graffiti City to pitch numerous intentionally derivative segment concepts for Bingo’s consideration. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Pack Attack to request the Dick Tracy cards if he won Name That Name and continued pitching ideas. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Neighbor the caller complained that Mrs. the caller used their Prime subscription on another Twitch channel, forcing them to watch halfwayokay commercials, then returned to listening through the wall. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Santa called during his hot off-season to discuss climate change, his exposed nipples, Bingo’s naughty-list status, his Venmo, Tim Allen, and the Christmas spirit being inside Bingo all along. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller announced that Viv would remain on his good list, mentioned Dr Pepper for Christmas, and offered to summon his assistant Chinese American Pete. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to ask whether Bingo had scheduled his colonoscopy and disapproved when he had not. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from a dance competition in Sandusky, disputed a rumored Name That Name win, prompted Bingo to check Silly Mail, and discussed the Pride-themed hot-dog drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Josh called to report that Bingo twice credited him with Jedi Greo’s chat questions; they traced the mistake to similarly colored usernames and joked about stolen valor and Highlights magazine. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to threaten Josh Seybert comically for stealing his valor and riffed about his own Star Wars-inspired name. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back to explain how Twitch users can choose their chat-name colors through Edit Chat Identity. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called a third time to propose making knit caps and smoking cannabis and tried to put Chinese Josh Seybert on the phone. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from ‘Saiw,’ discussed his lunch and Bingo’s bedtime, and encouraged everyone to keep calling. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called to ask whether Bingo had scheduled his colonoscopy, then immediately hung up. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller pressed Bingo to schedule his overdue colonoscopy after the Kettering Health Network recovered from a cyberattack. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Tyler’s mother apologized for her previous hostility, announced her marriage to James Woods, and warned that Tyler, Bruce, and another monster boy planned to alter the Flag City bridge sign. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to pitch rejected segment concepts while Bingo drew the memorial portrait of Hershey and Vega. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to ask what Archie shirt Bingo was wearing and again told him to schedule his colonoscopy. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Eric called to correct Hershey’s fur color in the memorial drawing and ask why Kroger pickup customers receive different bags. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Kelly worried Bingo was angry with her and had not assigned her a planet; he reassured her and gave her a crystalline singing planet. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Tyler’s mother challenged Bingo over Bruce claiming permission for an earring, sparred about Dunkin and ear-piercing lore, then apologized and offered Munchkins. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller advised Bingo to draw Cattle at Survivor tribal council and discussed Weird Paul. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey encouraged Bingo to keep drawing and announced plans to call back as Reggie Mantle. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Reggie prank-called as Pop Tate from Pop’s Chocolate Shop and taunted Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Reggie prank-called as a Brandywine Events representative before revealing himself and declaring another victory. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to ask whether Bingo had scheduled his colonoscopy and urged him to run, fool. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller advised Bingo on treating his ant infestation with liquid bait traps and tea-tree-oil soap spray, then reminisced about the show’s unusual-animal charity bit. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller, introduced as August Ditmer’s mother, congratulated Bingo on episode 250, joked about the live audience size, and complimented his black shirt. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Goblin Mail, made package jokes, and urged Bingo to schedule a colonoscopy while explaining the preparation and medical purpose. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller interrupted Pack Attack to recall Bingo repeatedly apologizing for being ‘tardy’ at fictional autism awards, then signed off with ‘South Park rules.’ (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An alleged Los Angeles cop called from a terrorist trap that required twenty laughs per minute and begged Bingo to keep him laughing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to ask an Amazon Prime rap Q&A question and share a nurse/GlaxoSmithKline disease-prevention joke. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during the King Burp drawing to discuss Nintendo Switch/digital game ownership and donut ideas. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Kevin called from Team C to reassure Bingo that the team loved him and had rejected only his Vampire: The Masquerade activity. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A caller shared a semicolon joke and an AI-generated Silly Mail submission after wrecking his car, then discussed Detective Pikachu. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo simply to tell Bingo that she loved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from a dark mountain road to discuss Halloween, remind Bingo to schedule his colonoscopy, and praise the heart-to-heart music cue. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A Vatican bishop called looking for Bing O’Green and launched the episode’s escalating run of absurd live calls. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The the caller called with a PO-box joke and an update about moving. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called asking for Bruce Monster during Goblin Mail. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called to tell Bingo she loved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller (name Whisper-garbled) asked for someone named Tess; Bingo said she was there but not interested, and the caller apologized and blessed him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Eric called to tell Bingo that he loved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller made a brief affectionate call during the episode’s love-fest sequence. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Josh called to reassure Bingo that he was cool, good, and loved. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller repeatedly told Bingo they loved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A group called together to tell Bingo they loved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called to claim shared values and express his love for Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called claiming to be Bingo's long-lost half-brother held captive somewhere and asked for $500; the call ended abruptly after he said he loved Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed stress around a family trip and told Bingo he loved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An the caller character said his therapist wanted him to express love and referenced a Tony Shalhoub party. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller reported that microplastics had smurfed the brain-blood barrier, inspiring the episode title. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Ian called with a dark character confession before telling Bingo he loved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called with a reminder about a black-leather repair kit and an increasingly graphic joke. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller ("big girl") made an affectionate love-bombing call telling Bingo she loved him very much; Bingo said it back. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller courtesy caller informed Bingo that love was not covered by his plan. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Josh called from Screaming at Clouds to discuss a ghillie suit, then tried to disguise a follow-up call. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A Joe Biden character named Brian called at the start of Rank’em Up Rodeo and exchanged an affectionate political riff with Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A brief caller told Bingo they loved him and hoped he caught a good Pokémon. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo while Bingo drew the mushroom-infected cat and discussed the episode’s phone-call premise. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called to say he loved Bingo and wished him a good and big time. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called for advice choosing a Warhammer army while Bingo continued the mushroom-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Time-traveling radio host the caller called from 1989 to remind Bingo that he listens to KSLU’s American Hot 4000, prompting a Nielsen-survey correction. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A caller joked that Bingo had gobbled his Goblin Mail, praised Bingo’s joke cadence, and requested the AIOA subsegment and an Oil Canboy search. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed repairing Dougie and challenged Bingo’s parental treatment of Bruce, while Bruce briefly joined the line to reject their concern. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to criticize Bingo’s treatment of Bruce and discuss bullying, patience, friendship, and phone-call habits. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller reported on two missing local children who returned safely, then told Bingo an old adult joke involving raw liver. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Barney called distraught after Betty left with Bam-Bam and his quarry savings disappeared; Cool Stewie advised him to embezzle gold rocks from work. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller threatened to find Cool Stewie over $45 in unpaid Monica Lewinsky stamps and disputed Bingo’s claim that Cool Stewie was original. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Josh called chiefly to speak with Bruce, bonded with him over Marc Maron, promised a friendship pendant, and then offered Bingo backhanded encouragement. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Bingo’s monkey suit, an anime misunderstanding, and unrelated voicemail trouble. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to discuss attachment styles, relationships, voting, and his offer to provide Bingo a cat despite the landlord. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Spoofy Tunes creator the caller called about his cards, traded deliberately offensive character riffs with Bingo, and promised a special delivery to the PO box. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey challenged Bingo’s negative self-talk about his artwork and encouraged him to value the creative process rather than its Instagram likes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called just before Dreamy Scenes to report that Bingo’s Instagram artwork had reached 50 likes and briefly discussed Survivor plans. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller praised the Furry Forest adventure, joked about the accelerated Pokémon rankings, and riffed with Bingo about Pokémon, Craigslist, and medical marijuana. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller introduced Yum Yuckers, compared musical-theater tastes with Bingo, and shared that her baby was now the size of a large onion. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Silly Mail to present an AI-generated Fran Drescher vinyl joke and a librarian shelfie punchline. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called for Shirt Alert and described an unusual shirt and the workplace encounter surrounding it. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller debuted Butt Buddies by asking Bingo for bidet advice; they discussed Tushy models, installation hardware, knobs, and bathroom hygiene. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller, also known as Casey Frankenstein, promoted his KSLU radio countdown and invited requests and long-distance dedications. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called to endorse searching for hidden messages and deliver a deliberately incoherent political riff. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An the caller called to monitor Bingo’s internal temperature and advised him to keep heating and basting himself until he reached 165 degrees. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to help interpret Seth’s JFK-conspirator drawing prompt, offer jokes, and remind Bingo about the March Madness bracket. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller brought a Yum Yuckers item about Chappell Roan’s country song, then debated country music with Bingo until they found shared enthusiasm for Lana Del Rey. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The caller delivered a topical Gotye-style joke and directed Bingo to a mildly annoying AI submission in his email. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller presented an impromptu the caller’s Tasties review, discussed his power outage and radon pump, and helped refine the Mario-world memorial cat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller critiqued Tony’s Dairy Queen expertise, supplied two programming jokes, and recommended a rediscovered honey-barbecue snack. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Danny prank-called as a Bellbrook Web Zones representative to review Bingo’s old domain-name purchases and changing aliases. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called for Yum Yuckers and debated Bingo about whether true crime and its fandom were yummy or yucky. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss the drawing, share a historical correction, and tell an NPC Persona joke. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after the sign-off to confess that he had made the earlier web-domain prank call and apologize to Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller, claiming to clean the eye clinic bathroom, called about Bingo’s numbered and stained underwear supposedly left after surgery. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to riff about 1990s actors, GLP-1 weight loss, cryptids, consonant-swapped usernames, Star Trek, and federal return-to-office demands while Bingo drew. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller, played by Brian, supplied a crude historical note about Merriam-Webster and described a deep leg wound while misnaming Bingo as Brad. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called with a Valentine’s riddle about roses, violets, and love before escaping again. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller demanded $400 for drugs, suggested scamming sticker investors to raise it, and gave Bingo another day to pay. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller confirmed receiving six $40 payments and arranged to deliver $240 of illegal drugs at Crime Bridge at midnight. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A "digital telephone call" bit in which Bingo, posing as Ray Romano, is confronted by the caller about a weekend they spent together in Xenia, Ohio. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller (Katie) called to discuss reactions to Bingo's comment on the Middletown, Ohio Facebook page's JD Vance post, reading through the comment thread together before her friend Sam said hi and they said goodbye. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Rank’em Up Rodeo with a topical joke asking what Elon Musk in a garbage can is called. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called while Bingo opened his custom Archie cards, then revealed that Pop Tate’s associates were holding him for ransom in a basement. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called for a Tender Moment with Bruce about anger, depression, online cruelty, empathy, and political rage. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Rank’em Up Rodeo with a Corey Feldman and puppet riddle before Bingo submitted the firefighter-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly prank-called Bingo and repeatedly said ‘Baba Booey.’ (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Eric called as Michael during the Mystery Solving Society segment to demand cleaner language for the last night of Hanukkah while August watched. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Sex in My City to debrief Carrie Bradshaw, Big, the movies, and the later reboot with Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s purported great-grandpappy called from London to recount the family tradition of marathon performances and mistakenly believe Bingo was staging a twelve-hour adult cam show. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during the Nativity drawing to challenge Bingo’s remarks about men and riff about the live show and Christmas. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after Mickey Mouse and discussed Bingo’s chaotic Callum Drift Nativity drawing as it neared completion. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called late in Part 4 to bet Bingo $20 to eat string cheese, argue with him while both were drunk, and congratulate him on completing the marathon. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller (host of the People Are the Enemy podcast) called in during Part 3, thrilled the marathon was still going, and traded well-wishes with Bingo before hanging up. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called again during Part 2 to encourage the marathon and complain that Danny’s in-person help violated the family endurance-show rules. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo and Danny called Rudy’s Pizza and reached its prerecorded Christmas-themed voicemail greeting. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A caller identifying herself as the caller reached Bingo doing a Santa bit late in Part 3, claimed to be a pregnant 15-year-old, and the call ended with Bingo saying he would try to go to California to take care of her. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to rib Bingo about rigid thinking while Bingo drew Sonic the Cat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller remembered singing the Eve 6 song with an Egg McMuffins lyric and joked that it was now their favorite band. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A returning caller challenged Bingo to several Frasier-themed marry-fuck-kill rounds and compared answers with Sam. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called for help with depression and seasonal affective disorder, then asked to speak with Bruce for advice suited to children. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called as the Rank’em vote concluded, but the connection dropped before the conversation could continue. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A supposed teenager using the alias Andrew Archieston asked Bingo for explicit but deeply confused advice about sex and pleasing a woman. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Kelly described a mystery involving practice macaroni and cheese and whether a mouse had accidentally been baked into it, then discussed party themes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo and riffed with Bingo about the muscular Jake Paul cat while Bingo finished the drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller described the painful removal of urinary stents after his kidney transplant, then advised Bingo while he finished Seth’s sexy nurse-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Eric explained the salamander-shaped electoral district behind the word gerrymandering and briefly commiserated about the election. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller bleakly reassured Bingo that everything would probably get worse while sincerely saying he had enjoyed the show. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A brief Rank’em caller praised Goku Cat and suggested adding more blue to the background or highlights. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller shared a Tender Moment with Bruce, defining self-worth as treating yourself like the person you admire most. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller vented about Steve Urkel and asked Bingo how to trap the murderous Stevil doll; Bingo proposed using cheese, a crate, and Laura as bait. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — James called for a Tender Moment with Bruce about political World Series ads, then said loyalty and kindness were his best qualities. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Kelly told a scary story about exploring an abandoned Mojave bunker where a random double murder occurred shortly after her final visit. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller retold a secondhand story about Jaleel White becoming angry in a grocery line, threatening his date, abandoning her on Catalina Island, and later returning by helicopter. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called after earlier connection trouble, referenced Marcel, and promised Bingo a reward of collectible figures under his pillow. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called in a Donald Trump voice, claimed Ian was his 200-pound son, and offered to replace his vice-president with Bingo Pamps. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The caller tried to rib Bingo during the failing Rank’em stream, discussed their overlapping New York trips, and delivered a final message about keeping sexiness in one’s heart. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller angrily reported that Father Kirkpatrick had found and tried on Bingo’s kitty magazines, injuring himself, and demanded a healing prayer. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller delivered a shirt-related the caller Ribbon, discussed an AI-generated Scottish folk-hip-hop intro, and suggested adding an orange music note to the Florida cat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller demanded another little friend’s essence of laughter and instructed Bingo to visit the Popcorn House on Morning Star Road. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller repeatedly asked whether Bingo liked popcorn fiddles and invited him to the Popcorn House on Morning Star Road. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back during Silly Mail to ask about popcorn poodles and again promote the Popcorn House. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller urged Bingo to move the show to Tuesday, discussed change and self-sabotage, New York travel, and the developing PodCat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller repeatedly greeted Bingo and asked whether he liked popcorn dandies. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller invited Bingo to the Popcorn House on Morning Star Road that night. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Bonkers Bag until Bingo promised to visit, collect popcorn dandies, and exchange an absurd greeting. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called at the close, and Bingo again promised to reach the Popcorn House after ending the show. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called in a JD Vance voice to berate Bingo’s Harris endorsement, repeat Springfield pet-eating claims, and complain when Bingo dismantled the prepared bit. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller made Bingo an offer he could not refuse: one dollar off a Subway sandwich at a location beneath a bridge. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during the Rank’em vote to suggest fixes for the football cat, rib Bingo’s spelling, and predict a low score. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to suggest a Barbie-tree reference, describe walking his dog Penny, imagine the I Like That setting, and advise on the poop cat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller described a lonely, disappointing Frisch’s dinner while Sam was away and witnessing a mother cruelly shame a bullied child over dessert. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to explain that a bad agent had put him on off-brand bumper stickers after cartoons stopped hiring him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller accused Bingo of once stealing his material and offered him a fifty-dollar advertisement on a filthy brick destined for a lake. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller accused Bingo of stealing his old material and offered advertising space on seventeen surgically removed bones. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller endorsed Bingo’s wasteful advertising idea and thanked him for material supposedly stolen over thirty years. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller became the final improvised comedian call after Bingo ran out of SNL performers, then reassured Bingo that the bit worked. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller mocked Bingo’s Magic: The Gathering talk, argued about replacing tribal with typal, and criticized improv before hanging up. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey joked with Bingo, then asked Bruce for a tender moment and described feeling proud of successfully adapting to living with roommates. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller promoted a Yahoo group supporting his return to the presidential race, disparaged Kamala Harris, discussed JD Vance and Rob Schneider, and secured Bingo’s endorsement. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Eric and Desiree’s newborn Monteray threatened Bingo before the caller slipped back into Joe Biden’s voice and promoted a Patreon full of milk pictures. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller back for Yum Yuckers; she objected to people saying ‘text’ instead of ‘texted,’ and they judged related language irritations including hashtags and ‘expresso.’ (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller corrected Bingo about Eastern Daylight Time and discussed Ian’s game, Would You Call Him a Bad Man? (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller made Bruce an elaborate offer of a lifetime and prolonged the call while Bingo tried to regain control. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to praise Bruce and make him another offer of a lifetime. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A recurring character began offering a man a job before Bingo aborted the bit and pretended the connection had dropped. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Eric gave Bingo the spelling words hurriedly and restaurant; Bingo spelled the first correctly and missed the second. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Eric called back with umbilical, which Bingo misspelled. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller challenged Bingo with autumn and recounted being wrongly eliminated from a childhood spelling bee after mumbling its final letter. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller challenged Bingo with business, which Bingo spelled correctly. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Danny called as Sharky to dispute Bingo’s definition of an antihero, discuss comic books and Ryan Reynolds, and react to the superhero-cat drawing. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller critiqued Bingo’s handling of Softies, teased a story about Mark from Bill’s Donuts, and diverted into old friends, artwork, NFTs, and Twitter until Bingo ended the call. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed House, explained that its characters are named for their traits, and asked what Bingo’s name would be in the film. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted the mystery reveal, requested that Bingo restart the show, and supplied a clue establishing that he was not hmss320. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Game developer the caller called during Rank’em to explain that the P menu exposed the Pokémon and cat galleries after the stream briefly paused. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller scolded Bingo about politics and complained about the supposedly immigrant purple boy in his home. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Billboard to request fudge, cigarettes, Arby’s, and an overnight visit. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A friend asked Bingo for Minecraft setup help, learned to use Bedrock Edition, and discussed the private server’s rules and monsters. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller demanded that Bingo hurry over while she sobered up and described an alarming medical complaint. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called Bingo, discussed the cereal-monster community and Daphne, and rustled around while the conversation repeatedly broke down. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A fictional the caller called to claim credit for stopping the Trump shooter, request Bingo’s endorsement, and insist that altered Star Wars footage honored him and Trump. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called a number spray-painted on a bike path, reached police dispatch, and reported the markings; the dispatcher said someone had already called about them. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to discuss fireworks and Bingo’s improv-class story. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller advised Bingo to plant an audience suggestion for improv and debated his attitude toward the form. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called with a rebuttal about Bingo’s improv discussion. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to perform an improv-style joke involving Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Olivia called to defend Bingo’s approach to improv and compare their experiences with it. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Jacqueline called as Superman and talked with Bingo about the character, movies, music, and things Bingo liked. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined the extended Chillin’ Chat as a co-host, discussed improv and many audience topics, and carried the conversation until Name That Name. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly connected, teased Bingo, and hung up after he called her a turtle. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey called as Shaggy to seek Bingo’s mystery-solving advice after a disastrous encounter with Disco Dracula killed Velma and Scooby-Doo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller to apologize, but severe audio distortion made the short connection unusable. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back, discussed the audio problem and Sam’s fart sound, then asked Bingo to judge Ink Master for Yum Yuckers. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to discuss his mild sleep apnea and CPAP-mask options, joke about Bingo’s complaints, and praise him for discussing the condition. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller endorsed Bingo’s conduct on his bad date and delivered a pelican beak pun involving Bruce. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called during Name That Name, claimed his television roles, and requested another countdown for an explicit joke. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller introduced himself as a new listener, praised Bingo, described his fictional Patreon tier, and asked to be readmitted to Sinclair Community College square-dancing classes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller reviewed In a Violent Nature, argued with Bingo about Barbie and other films, and criticized modern slashers for lacking chase scenes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller offered his own take on In a Violent Nature, described a teen recording its kills in the theater, and agreed with Bingo that Barbie was great. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Danny posed as Amazon representative Frank Pence, denied sending the mystery magnifying glass, rejected Bingo’s cat-avatar clue, and joked about poisoning a future gift. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked who ate the sloppy joe if the toad ate vanilla pudding; Bingo correctly answered the frog. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned a missed call with star-69, but the brief confused exchange ended without identifying the person. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked to speak with Bruce, accused Bingo of dishonestly claiming neutrality about the ocean during Yum Yuckers, and sought a more truthful judgment. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey claimed to have served on Donald Trump’s jury and described its improbable celebrity and cartoon members before apologizing for missing recent shows. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked a nonsensical cigarette-and-minutes riddle whose answer was that he had no legs. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller sought a new job after being fired from several workplaces, described his warehouse, ink, and sewer experience, and paid tribute to Matthew and Luke Perry. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller claimed to be juror number nine in Donald Trump’s trial and described the jury’s supposed deliberations and courtroom antics. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A presidential character briefly called to ask whether Bingo had read his Harley Quinn romance novels and delivered a library joke. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s fictional long-lost half brother reported working a Starbucks night shift, being beaten by his manager over ‘Union Eyes,’ and asked Bingo for a huge loan. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to reject Bingo’s Iron Fist comparison and identify himself instead with New Mutants character Dani Moonstar. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back and told Bingo to show the superhero images during Silly Mail. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller hosted Yum Yuckers and tested Bingo’s opinions about cake, pie, Greek yogurt, children, old people, Jackson Galaxy, and Guy Fieri. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called to correct Bingo’s phrase from hydraulic acid to hydroxic acid. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller defended the Groupon Kids Club cartoon, explained a missed Friendship Club challenge, and alerted Bingo to Carly’s whole-chicken request. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller reassured Bingo that using a rubber chicken satisfied the challenge without requiring a grocery-store trip. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A caller posing as Bill Clinton claimed to be dying and promised Bingo hundreds of safety-deposit boxes full of secretly collected McDonald’s Beanie Babies; a later call revealed the caller as Jimmy Carter. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Jimmy Carter called to reveal that he had impersonated Bill Clinton and tell Bingo he would never receive the Beanie Babies. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller offered to haunt the guards at Jimmy Carter’s safety-deposit boxes so Bingo could take the Beanie Babies. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Carly called to wish Sharky a happy birthday, reveal they shared the birthday, and request a juicy fart sound. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Droopy Dog posed as juror number four in Donald Trump’s hush-money trial and offered Bingo exclusive courtroom information for twenty dollars. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey called during Yum Yuckers to defend Crocs as inexpensive shoes whose broad toe box better matches human feet. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller interrupted Name That Name with a wordplay link about abuse in millennial relationships ‘hitting different’ and ‘slapping.’ (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s grandfather Santa delivered a quarterly naughty-and-nice list and berated listeners for not commenting on the Friendship Club post. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to discuss the difference between regular shows and clubisodes and workshop personalized sign-offs. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Pap-Pap called back with another complaint about Eric’s offensive online behavior before Bingo returned to Poor Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called while Katie waited to debut her segment, discussed taste and the show, and delayed Katie’s turn. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller debuted Yum Yuckers and pitched something she liked that she expected Bingo to dislike, sparking a debate about judgment and taste. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during the extended post–Yum Yuckers discussion to defend the concept and debate Bingo’s judgmental streak. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called again during Chillin’ Chat to clarify her position on artistic merit and continue the argument about what Bingo likes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called about weak Episode 200 Friendship Club submissions, show ideas, Vectrex games, and entertainment-industry plans. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky defended attorney Blake Maislin’s billboard by falsely claiming he was a boxer, then revealed the prank. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller wondered whether figures in Bingo’s scary story were future versions of him and asked how much snake skin could be mailed to the PO box. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called about the closing of Bingo’s nearby Captain D’s and discussed fish restaurants and their old show characters. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character asked to take over Bingo’s successful show and discussed his films and television prospects. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called while watching Love After Lockup, confronted Bingo about overdue Name That Name mail, and briefly spoke with Bruce. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called as the main show ended and stayed for the long Black Cat Cool Kids Club aftershow, discussing vegetarianism, horror movies, and ways to improve the show. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller announced that he had turned over a new leaf and delivered jokes supposedly revealed by the grandfather tree. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller warned Bingo that balloon hooks were dangerously close to his body and eye. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller claimed kidnappers had removed his fingers and threatened his toes while demanding money from Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller occupied Bingo with an elaborate aquarium story that ended in a state-line pun. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller encouraged the balloon stunt, traded euphemisms with Bingo, and discussed supposed weekend plans. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller offered to talk with Bruce while Bingo handled balloons and praised the stunt after learning Bruce had left in protest. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller returned with his final grandfather-tree joke, abandoned his attempted reform, insulted the audience, and called back immediately after hanging up. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller corrected the helium calculation and estimated that the blanket required 136 properly filled balloons. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller congratulated Bingo on passing 100 viewers and urged him to finish the stunt. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller suggested using helium-filled condoms as extra balloons and threatened self-harm if Bingo did not complete the reveal. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky called from outside Froggies to discuss the lifting challenge, attack Carus, joke about Danny’s burial, and argue about insults and improv. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Real Irish Facts to warn Bingo not to reveal their fictional cigarette, drug, and magazine-smuggling project. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller complained that Bingo missed the first call and demanded immediate answers to their future once-in-seven-years calls. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bobby Showbiz posed as a police officer threatening Bingo over the Episode 193 stunt, then urged viewers to promote the show and help Bingo grow the audience. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey filled in for Sharky with a Christopher Lloyd impression and Pagemaster anniversary jokes in exchange for five dollars. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky briefly interrupted as Bingo Bot before the connection overlapped with another call. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey returned with Sharky’s Whoopi Goldberg and Pagemaster notes, again trying to earn five dollars. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky called back after interference to repeat the message ‘Cone 2012’ and insult Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A fictional elderly president called about stolen characters and toured Bingo through absurd fort names while planning a post-election vacation. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey rejected more proposed celebrity impressions, complained about the overlong Pagemaster premise, and ended the bit. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The the caller called back after getting stuck in the phone line to add Fort Johnson to the fort-name discussion. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky complained that Bingo ruined his Bingo Bot bit and forced an unwanted Twitch username change, then insulted chat before reconciling. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky offered a grim climate-change PSA after Bingo discussed the overnight tornado warning. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky switched into publicist Bobby Showbiz to promote the balloon event’s unofficial Leland Monroe seal, then returned to antagonizing Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified excited caller ordered Bingo to listen and celebrated the prospect of seeing him during the balloon stunt. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Attorney the caller warned that extended masturbation during the balloon stunt could infringe on Larry King’s supposed prior performance. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller confronted his father about being allowed to stage the explicit balloon event after denying him a Slipknot concert. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller described his work as a boob inspector and claimed it broadened his horizons before wishing Bingo luck with the March stunt. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called about the stereo problem and tried to help Bingo diagnose why the microphone was audible in only one channel. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character complained about Bingo’s audio and spoke with both Bingo and Bruce before forgiving him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bigfoot’s English cousin the caller mocked Bingo’s mono audio and inability to operate the streaming computer. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed the broken audio, Twitch login trouble, and postponed the main reason for her call until later. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller delivered a joke that almost none of the universe had heard Bingo’s program, but the connection repeatedly broke up. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character compared authoritarianism to Bingo’s audio mix and promoted a fictional mixtape. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller presented grievances that Bingo did not play an instrument, took a COVID test off-air, undersold Bruce’s looks, and opposed breeding pit bulls. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character offered an old Mypos remedy for computer bugs and mistook Bingo for Cousin Larry. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky apologized for mocking Bingo’s audio, then told an elaborate story about Sean Green, death row, bananas, and being a bad conductor. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Seth threatened Bingo in retaliation for the prank call at the end of the previous episode. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Elvis called as Melvis to console the sick Bingo, offer protection, and claim he possessed an AIDS cure. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Elvis posed as a detective investigating Seth’s murder to test whether Bingo would betray him, then revealed himself. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey sought Valentine’s relationship advice about incompatible cryptid beliefs and then consulted Cool Stewie. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A terrorist-king character demanded that Bingo renounce Elvis so Elvis could be killed and King Arthur restored. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s sibling the caller reported surviving a coma and asked for Valentine’s relationship advice. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Casey announced that his inability to end the prior bit had earned him a Saturday Night Live head-writer job. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Elvis posed as President Biden wearing a device that would detonate unless Bingo renounced Elvis, then revealed that every caller had been Elvis. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller returned Bingo’s worried text while claiming to be occupied with an explicit encounter. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly interrupted the line in an attempt to cut off Tony Shalhoub. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back solely to insult Desiree for interrupting him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to speak with Bruce and aired grievances about Bingo’s karaoke talent, an undelivered Name That Name prize, the honorary Snoopy Award, and the unexplained Coffee Lemon Zammer. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — During Chillin’ Chat, Bingo called a number supplied by Sharky, reached its Google Voice greeting, and abandoned an initial voicemail. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the same number again and left a voicemail asking its owner to call back and explain what was supposed to be funny or spooky about it. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky challenged Bingo’s attempted Segment Roulette redraw and pressured him to call someone he knew for a late dinner; Bingo considered several contacts but ultimately refused. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo prank-called Seth’s business as soccer coach Jake Nerlie, claiming Seth’s nonexistent son Aiden was waiting to be collected after practice. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called about the Anne Rice origins of Exit to Eden, then spoke with Bruce about contracts, exposure, and Bruce’s preferred erotica. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky revealed his secret chat name, requested Bingo’s potentially poisonous Archie glasses, and apologized to Kevin Smith after rewatching Clerks and Mallrats. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky briefly called to reveal that the Cracker Jack dog was named Bingo and caught the host with a Shark Bite. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller objected to Bingo shaming him on the show and caught up about Janice Gimler. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — God, taking the form of George Burns, reassured Bingo that he was doing great and blessed him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky complained that calls kept preventing Bingo from completing his Pupdates and demanded a higher-quality show. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A purported streamer named the caller briefly called about Mario and insulted Zach before Bingo suspected Sharky. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back to insist the earlier call was genuinely him and not Sharky. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller delivered a deliberately offensive crank call before the real Carus denied it in chat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller claimed episodes were bad unless Bingo exposed himself and added another deliberately offensive joke. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character praised Bingo’s work and said people in Iraq loved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The the caller character called back to make Bingo explicitly return his declaration of love before insulting Zach. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller answered with a brief Baba Booey and Butthead prank. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller claimed someone reported that there was too much urine on the radio. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Greg called to doubt that the Silly Mail voicemail had really come from Mickey Mouse. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called to doubt that the previous caller was really Greg Nichols. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller debated Bingo’s Sex and the City judgments, discussed her favorite characters and childhood viewing, and assessed Bingo as mostly Carrie with some Miranda. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character asked how to catch Pokémon and sought advice for building a team to defend against China. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky advised Bingo to disguise any Reddit trademark inquiry and solicited investors for their plan to own and rent out Mr. Delicious. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller sparred with Bingo about her supposed sideswiped car and whether a long submission from the prior show was funny. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character apologized for insulting Bingo, then prescribed a kick in the nards as the cure for butthead disease. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Steamboat Willie to ask how long Bingo’s Traveling Tune commentary would last. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A Biden character reminisced about hauling an increasingly long list of vegetables aboard Steamboat Willie’s boat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller after seeing its unusual project truck and left a voicemail recommending more colors and a painted flower. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A coughing the caller wished Bingo an upcoming happy birthday and recited an extensive list of Crayola colors. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character defended Lost and insulted Bingo for criticizing it on Variety’s television list. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character condemned Variety’s list for excluding a World of Warcraft-centered show and veered into an offensive complaint about MTV. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called just before The Crippled Lamb to discuss Bingo’s planned segment and Sex and the City character comparisons. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller delivered no-respect jokes and promoted the community’s bad-Christmas-specials Xmas Bash. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A Bill Cosby parody invited Bingo to Admiral Cock and Balls Vineyard and discussed a lost Super Nintendo and Smashing Pumpkins. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller argued that displaced stones could prove a bird was responsible for the mystery bones and joined the Mystery Solving Society. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller immediately apologized for having the wrong number and disconnected. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller delivered Christmas-themed no-respect jokes and asked Bingo to promote the Xmas Bash. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back with more Mrs. Claus jokes and helped confirm the Xmas Bash details. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined the fishing Chillin’ Chat while driving, asked for a recap, and discussed a friend’s new baby and Kewpie merchandise. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed the show, apologized for leaving its low Spotify rating, and negotiated a share of Bingo’s shirt sales. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Chillin’ Chat to question and bully Bingo about his body measurements. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller interrupted Pretty Police with riddles and a confusing discussion that led into Henry Kissinger. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character rapidly read Henry Kissinger’s biography and discussed spreading the gospel of Pretty Police through psychotherapy. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back after falling over a saxophone, discussed hurt feelings and mental-health workbooks, and resumed Kissinger facts. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character interrupted Poor Bingo, discussed his life and legacy, and asked Bingo to explain American history since his death. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character interrupted Shirt Alert and promoted buying American through a self-serving version of trickle-down economics. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Pretty Police to discuss intrusive advertisements shown on gym treadmill screens. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Pretty Police to react to the Doughnut Man design and share another item with Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky opened the show with a mystery and an extended discussion of Bingo’s recent viewing and show problems. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called as president of the Tootsie company to respond to Bingo’s Get With the Program complaints. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called near the end of Sexual Bingo during the dating-profile discussion. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky offered unclear and frequently insulting advice about how Bingo should meet women and abandon dating apps. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s half-brother the caller called to reconcile and share his parody-song ambitions before apparently being attacked by a shark. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Poor Bingo to speak with Bruce about his living conditions and encourage him to assert himself. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s half-brother the caller attempted to obtain money with a compromising video and performed a parody of MacArthur Park. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller revealed himself as Bingo’s twin brother and performed a parody song before apparently dying. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s sibling the caller called from a hospital, reminisced with Bingo, and sang a childhood Sugar Sugar parody. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s father the caller reported the deaths of Bingo’s siblings and proposed visiting a sports bar after their funerals. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called seeking her long-lost brother Bruce and briefly reunited with him before the call ended abruptly. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s mother called about childhood belongings in her basement and recalled his early parody songs before her new husband confronted her. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller to begin the aftershow; the caller played a ghost, discussed his unexplained death and the Cobweb Hotel, and discovered that he could float. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s missed call; the caller presented the Henry McCabe death and voicemail, debated paranormal explanations, retold Bingo’s first car crash, and discussed Halloween and Kevin Smith. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character placed a Halloween curse on Bingo and announced that two spirits would visit him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The spirit of the caller made Bingo and chat recite a centipede version of the Pledge of Allegiance and warned that another visitor would follow. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller so she could tell a Sherry Story about a threatening stranger who repeatedly followed her and Sam during their honeymoon backpacking trip. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Bingo’s deceased high-school friend the caller called from Goblin Hell, relayed an ancient story about Bingocles the Green, reminisced, and warned of impending doom. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky joined the aftershow for an extended conversation about road-sign mysteries, internet history, media, and game-show lore. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s attempted call during the aftershow and discussed the aftershow format and possible future voicemail games. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s call while Eric was recording a spooky-story voicemail, then quickly ended the awkward callback. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Sharky back to say goodbye and wrap the aftershow. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller praised the show and claimed a ghost appeared after explaining why he had no scary story to submit. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character misdialed Bingo while attempting to call Bruce and asked for a Netflix password. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character briefly called during Bumper Grumbles before apparently being attacked. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to invite Bruce to a Halloween party and ask about his planned pumpkin costume. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Katie called as Bingo’s fictional wife Katie Anne and demanded that he move his Hot Wheels so she could watch television. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called the aftershow after finding it while searching for information about his aunt’s bingo-related twitch and advised Bingo to pee out his pity. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined the aftershow for an extended discussion of old acquaintances, history, chain wallets, kilts, Alaska, tugboats, lottery revenge, baseball, and mascots. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character encouraged Bingo to reject neither himself nor his authentic personality and wished him well in Alaska. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A President Biden character offered a confused Sherry Story about attending Sherri Shepherd’s barbecue with Barack Obama and said Hunter was building Bingo’s Pokémon app. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Sexual Bingo to dispute Bingo’s description of her rejecting him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller caught Bingo up on Batman v Superman and Aquaman, discussed New Girl and Schmidt, and recommended Twin Peaks. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A President Biden character confused Trader Biden with Trader Joe’s while discussing groceries and hot dogs. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The President Biden character called back to correct the store to Jungle Jim’s and complain about a green redaction. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called Sexual Bingo to praise the segment and denigrate women before signing off. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to report that the stream had frozen, then stayed to discuss his videos and exchange an extended farewell. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined the aftershow for an extended discussion of DC films, Bingo’s dating-profile critiques, comic books, love advice, Giovanni Ribisi, and the Star Wars character Dud Bolt. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An the caller character encouraged Bingo’s sandwich comedy with jokes about killing and murdering hunger. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — The the caller character called back after a dropped connection to tell Bingo that he loved him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An the caller character called during Poor Bingo to discuss films and encourage Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller during Newspaper Party for an extended psychotherapy discussion. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called from Columbus to cheer Bingo up and discuss performance material. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called during Hey Watch It to encourage Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sharky called pretending to be the Name That Name winner and asked about the prize bundle. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character called to claim the Name That Name victory. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller shared a Taco Bell life hack after a cashier removed her drink rather than say a $6.66 total aloud. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character checked on Bingo after Ohio’s special election and cheered him with a Batman and Taco Bell joke. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller questioned the ethics and utility of Pokémon collecting, arguing that people should learn about and protect real animals instead. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Greg Nichols, the the caller, called to discuss Sharky’s engagement, his rivalry with Sharky, the wedding, and Paul Reubens. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller checked on Bruce and joined Bingo for an extended Chillin’ Chat conversation. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller conducted a wellness check on Bingo’s Pokémon knowledge and posed several evolutionary questions. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called during Poor Bingo and discussed jokes, juggling, and the upcoming Pokémon segment. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller at West Coast Travel and Tours seeking consent to prank-call her; she declined and ended the call. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller at West Coast Travel and Tours seeking consent for a prank call; she declined. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called a the caller and listened to a recorded religious message attributed to Maria Lunetti. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined the aftershow for an extended conversation spanning the episode’s topics and concluded with an affectionate farewell. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character interrupted Bingo’s taser story to defend Confederate heritage and joke about Weekend at Bernie’s. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller, an Ohio therapist, debated Bingo about Bigfoot and paranormal belief, then discussed camping and Dungeons & Dragons. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller warned of a Martian attack and delivered a Tig Notaro fish joke before Future Greg was zapped. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller briefly called back to apologize for implying Bingo had faked his Twitch drink. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined the opening portion of the show for an extended conversation with Bingo and Tony’s Dad. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to discuss the Titan submersible, including a passenger’s stepson posting from a Blink-182 concert and interacting with an OnlyFans model. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character pressured Bingo to apologize to a conservative website and admit friendship and invented crimes from a Nashville web-ring retreat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller mistook Bingo for Batman, threatened Robin over a crocodile pit, and posed a riddle with a two-minute deadline. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller back, correctly answered lawsuit, and received a second riddle about which president wore the biggest hat. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called with an incorrect biggest-head answer; the caller said Lincoln was correct and lowered Robin farther. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller reported Robin’s death, then gave Bingo a final riddle about how Moses makes coffee. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called again, confirmed he had dialed the wrong number rather than Batman, and ended the exchange rudely. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character praised what he construed as Bingo condemning autistic people and discussed Bingo’s placement in a conservative web ring. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked to be connected to Bruce and questioned him about whether existence precedes essence. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller began his joke of the month by asking how many boobs it takes to drive a horse, then the call abruptly went silent. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A the caller character invited Bingo to join his web ring after hearing Bingo nearly say a slur while discussing Queer Eye. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller defended Karamo Brown’s role on Queer Eye, criticized Bingo’s coworker, and discussed the Fab Five with Bingo and Bruce. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called for a friendly extended conversation with Bingo and Bruce. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Greg called back and discussed his background and experiences with Bingo. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined Bumper Grumbles for an extended discussion before Bingo thanked him and ended the call. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked Bruce about the afterlife, then answered his Getting to Know You question by saying poker tables and cigarette smoke excite her about life. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller corrected Bingo about James Gunn’s completed Superman script and urged him to restore Wailord above Zoroark in the Pokémon ranking. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked Bruce to sing Happy Birthday and offer advice for her thirty-seventh year of life. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Stormy called and handed the phone to Trash, who spoke with Bruce about Street Fighter and what he would change in life. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Ultra Right Beer founder the caller and left a voicemail requesting a live or recorded interview. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed Bingo’s therapist, autism screening, complex trauma, and the limits of online self-diagnosis. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joked about Bingo’s therapist, wished him luck abstaining from alcohol, and encouraged his goal of fitting into an old denim jacket. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the phone number on the Ultra Right Beer website and reached a personal-style voicemail whose mailbox was full. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the Ultra Right Beer number a second time and replayed the same full personal voicemail greeting. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed DoorDash workers buying branded uniforms and clarified his use of the word bimbo while driving a box truck. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller joined as a roving Newspaper Party reporter to explain LoFi Girl’s disappearance and the reveal of Synthwave Boy. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller participated in Getting to Know You with Bruce and described trying something new by building and painting a model from garbage. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller warned Bingo that Bruce might be dangerous, citing a kobold pact and decades of bad luck, then hung up when connected to Bruce. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller compared doubts about Bruce’s identity to the Britney Spears replacement conspiracy and questioned Bruce to determine whether he was real. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller reported that his son Denny had died and his soul had been dragged to goblin hell, then revealed that he himself was a skeleton. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the owner of a truck with a chalkboard tailgate and discussed its changing messages, political views, and local-news attention. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller solved the Caribou Carrie wrong-number mystery, joined the Halfway Okay Mystery Solving Society, and reported that Malört was coming to Ohio. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller helped Bingo locate and interpret his Instagram discovery feed, which featured birds, memes, and an unwanted resemblance to Jack Black. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller reported that she had begun watching AP Bio on Bingo’s recommendation and found it only gradually funny. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller discussed listening to the show, submitted three funny stickers from a Small Cats basketball game, and defended imaginative storytelling. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller read Bingo’s Capricorn horoscope and discussed its recommendations for vegan tapas, Pilates, and self-care. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller weighed the ethics and possible consequences of Bingo publicly mocking Richlife. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller, speaking as a licensed therapist, discussed the ethics of Bingo’s Richlife coverage, punching down, and his hunger for justice. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned a mistaken job-reference call and left a deliberately absurd voicemail about Darren stealing baby snakes and puppies. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller offered access to workplace background checks and joined the Halfway Okay Mystery Solving Society. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned first-time caller the caller’s call while the caller was at IKEA and discussed a lamp the caller had given him. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to answer for skipping a museum outing, discuss food, and share a video game during Game Corner. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from Chicago with a traveling Tasties report about focaccia, hummus, seafood tacos, and Malört. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller offered Bingo negative reinforcement and teased him with a secret about the identity behind the Video James account. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from high school lore to discuss a creature in his basement and recount a spooky camping story involving Lake Billy. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Trace pretended to be James Brubaker calling from a train before dropping the voice and revealing himself. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s missed call and they debated adults carrying pocket figures and proposed a Your History segment. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked progressive friend Bingo to identify his fursona, leading him to weigh mammals, furry culture, and appropriative language. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller asked whether wearing glasses would prevent her from becoming famous, and Bingo limited her prospects to scholarly pursuits rather than rock stardom. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — A Jamaican trucker character criticized Bingo’s politics, discussed Manpack and Red Bar Radio, and revealed part-time work for a soda-selling mafia. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller performed Wacky Dog opposite Bingo’s Stuffy Bank Manager in an AI-generated scene. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called for a deliberately repetitive conversation about wild memories and a basement issue. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called as Bingo’s Valentine and discussed their romantic dinner during the caller’s Tasties. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called from an unfamiliar number and discussed sitcom-character comparisons and related topics. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller, introduced as Bingo’s space-traveling friend, called near the end of the episode. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called while Bingo was ending the show, briefly establishing a precedent for late callers. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller interrupted Bingo’s dating-app discussion and joined him for an extended conversation before the connection ended. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller recommended unusual dating sites including Date My Pet, Vampire Passions, and FurryMate during Bingo’s dating-app review. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s attempted call, offered questionable landlord advice based on Better Call Saul, and heard three Bible jokes. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller performed an AI-generated movie-nerd scene with Bingo and delivered a the caller’s Tasties follow-up on Triscuits and toffee Oreos. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Therapist the caller advised Bingo about neighbor Fishstick’s knife threat and listened to his story about provoking a knife-carrying designer at a convention. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s attempted call and tested the new live phone system during a wide-ranging conversation. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s missed call and discussed blue-light claims and other online information. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s call while the caller was at the gym and continued testing the unruly live-call workflow. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller online for a brief exchange during the phone-heavy show. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller, who warned that his manager had told him not to call about the revived show and threatened legal action. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned another the caller call during the episode’s cascade of missed calls and callbacks. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called back with two additional jokes before Bingo ended the call. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo reached the caller after accidentally dialing Casey and continued their dispute about the show. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s call during the chaotic phone-system test and spoke with her at length. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo briefly reached the caller again after several failed callback attempts. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — the caller called to respond while Bingo reviewed television during Hey Watch It. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned the caller’s call and heard a lengthy Bible passage delivered as a joke. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller told Michael to stay out of it and urged Bingo to discuss Yellowjackets. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Bingo called the caller at Kroger and recommended cracked-pepper olive-oil Triscuits and toffee Oreos. (listen)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Sean calls the caller, who discusses music and bubble tea and performs 'Covered in Creamy Ranch,' an autoharp sea-shanty based on 'The Eddystone Light.' (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — At Danny's urging, Sean calls the caller, who says he may need to go to the hospital after eating moldy salami and vomiting, then has to go. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — First of the caller's explicitly announced triple voicemail, a Halfway Okay-themed Daniel Johnston cover. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Second farewell song file in the caller's three-message voicemail set. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Third farewell song file in the caller's three-message voicemail set, stopped for later use as break music. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Anna apologizes for falling behind, recalls good times with the show, and wishes the hosts luck. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller laments the ending, thanks the hosts, and requests a birthday song. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller records from her car, thanks the hosts, and confirms that she listened weekly. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller thanks the hosts for their companionship during her commute and wishes them well. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Eric calls from Kauai, says he is gutted by the finale, thanks the show for its community, and says goodbye. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller praises the community and friendships, recalls a favorite bit, and closes with a farewell song. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Matt follows up on his spooky attic story in the voicemail nested within the Mystery Solving Society segment. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Matt separately addresses the ending, thanks the hosts, and reflects on the show and Friendship Club. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Matt asks that Friendship Club and the holiday gift exchange continue and suggests a meetup. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Matt asks the hosts to identify their favorite moments from the show's run. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Matt asks Danny whether he ever cooked from the Gilmore Girls cookbook received in the gift exchange. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Matt says he regrets not calling more during the show's run. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Matt gives a final sincere message of appreciation and says he will follow the hosts' next project. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Casey counts down ten favorite historical Halfway Okay segments and signs off. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Sam thanks the hosts, suggests a reduced schedule instead of quitting, and wishes them well. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James tells a final short spooky story in which the ended podcast continues haunting podcast services forever. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Part one of Matt's spooky story introduces his late amateur-magician father, the foam-number-four trick, and the closed attic box before the voicemail limit cuts him off. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Part two resumes Matt's story and describes the foam number four appearing in the bedroom closet despite being stored in the latched attic box. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller recalls giving Sean an O.J. Simpson Pog slammer, praises the show, suggests Danny Faux Pas, apologizes for past disappointments, and wishes the hosts a happy Halloween. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Pauly B performs a bee who recounts hive labor and a disengaged worker named Carl, ending with the existential punchline 'What's the point?'. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller leaves a deliberately brief voicemail that the hosts praise as the new brevity standard. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — A randomly selected archived voicemail contains a medical-brace robocall offering keypad options. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller supplies the interactive setup and prompts for Sean's Combo Carnival, directing Sean to explain Betrayal at House on the Hill and reveal the Friday-the-13th coincidence. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller provides a backup explanation of the Combo Carnival punchline in case the first segment failed; playback is interrupted by Breaking Football News and resumes for his closing line. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller delivers a compressed beach story involving an apparent goat man, a Coca-Cola cup, and his neighbor's death. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James suggests that the hosts play charades on the audio podcast. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James retracts the charades idea and suggests reacting to old commercials. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James adds a rule to drink cheap gas-station tequila whenever an old commercial causes nostalgia. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James replaces tequila with an escalating ipecac and vomit-drinking rule for nostalgic reactions. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James proposes punching a wall and window, licking blood from the wounds, and lamenting aging whenever nostalgia occurs. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — A different Sean Green leaves an apparent wrong-number message about a Woodland One sports-football opener and the Missouri Botanical Garden Japanese festival. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Host Sean calls the other Sean Green live; they discuss the mass-contact joke, the Fraternal Order of Sean Greens, and Rhode Island Green genealogy. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller submits his named explanatory feature, correcting the hosts about India pale ale and CRT terminology while they pause and react to the stored recording. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Gerald 'Jerry' Wheat recounts seeing what looked like Champ in Lake Champlain with Todd Fawcett and another child, and asks Todd to call in and corroborate the memory. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Philip supplies the Round 2 Just a Giggle-O introduction, five-comic rules, Friendship Club voting method, Papa John's coupon offer, and corrections intended to prevent the first round's problems. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Scott says the show requested to follow him on Instagram, mentions his radio background, and asks the hosts to teach him podcasting or let him participate. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (call · incoming) — Danny answers his mother's live call during recording and relays her message that he loves his mother before thanking her and saying goodbye. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Nathan submits a scary story about apparent possession, a drowning prediction, a supposedly good demon and a possible shadow figure at a party house. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James supplies the short Fact Checked correction that the Montreal Expos no longer exist. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Sam asks the hosts to explain the grammatical ordering and meaning of wrestler Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake's ring name. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (unanswered call · outgoing) — Sean calls an old friend named the caller; the attempt reaches an unidentified voicemail greeting and no message is left. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (mixed call · outgoing) — the caller answers but cannot hear Sean; Sean immediately retries and reaches the caller's voicemail greeting without leaving a message. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (call · outgoing) — Sean asks Tippi for five dollars for a fabricated Magic tournament booster; Tippi recognizes the show bit, declines, and supplies Evan's number. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (unanswered call · outgoing) — Sean calls the caller using the number Tippi supplied; the attempt reaches voicemail and Sean does not complete the pitch or leave a message. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (unanswered call · outgoing) — Sean attempts the caller as the fifth personal contact; the call reaches voicemail and no message is left. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (business call · outgoing) — Using the alias Dave Clary, Sean asks Domino's to sponsor his fabricated Magic tournament career; Ashton transfers him to manager-on-duty Lenny, who lacks authority and directs him to general manager Andrew. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James corrects the hosts' pronunciation of Tate Dose and says the phrase does not mean only what they claimed. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James explains fluid Generation X and millennial boundaries and describes identifying culturally with both. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller asks whether delivering homemade cookies to new neighbors was creepy or could begin a friendship, and asks about promised stickers. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Ian performs Jimmy Civilian, takes over the phone as himself, and delivers the returning index-card adventure and recipe-card installment. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller of The Kids in the Hall phones to say hello to Sean, Danny and Eric and signs off. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James argues that historical context should temper modern reactions to old media, discusses David Lee Roth and political correctness, and asks whether the hosts have seen Midsommar. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Zach jokingly sends Sean a dry-cleaning bill after Sean's story about masturbating during his Textual Tension appearance. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — A degraded long follow-up recording describes living behind a Texaco/payphone near Woodville, Alabama and offers a national-anthem recording. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — A shorter comparison recording repeats the opening of the long Alabama message. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller says his iTunes review has not appeared, says he found the show through Instagram, compliments it, and signs off with the show's phrase. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller introduces puppet persona Hartley Hare, who tells the Michael and Pig horror story. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James recounts three paranormal experiences in one presentation pre-edited from three cut-off voicemail source files: unexplained typing, his deceased grandmother's familiar figure, and a woman in white disappearing near a cemetery. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller recalls fearing aliens after waking to silent flashing lights that proved to come from an ambulance across the street. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — The caller discusses Howard Hughes, Jesus Christ’s ring, Indigenous ownership of continents, and sings a proposed anthem. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail continuation · incoming) — The same caller’s separately received next-day file finishes the song cut off by the voicemail limit. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (unanswered call · outgoing) — Shawn calls the source number and reaches only a disconnected-or-no-longer-in-service carrier recording. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — The Heathcliff cartoonist thanks the hosts for following his work, promotes Heathcliff.com, and encourages the show. (citation pending)
caddystrophic (voicemail · incoming) — The first-time caller responds to older-episode discussions of Game of Thrones, Let the Right One In/Let Me In, Paranormal State, and a disliked movie recommendation. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — James reminds listeners that a newly released episode means it is Thursday rather than Wednesday. (citation pending)
caddystrophic (voicemail · incoming) — Caddy revisits older MASKULL, Jarly, Shawn, and Tape Recorder Danny material and asks why people are fascinated by horror. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller supplies the produced theme and instructions for the mutual-punching segment. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — An unidentified listener says a random Instagram follow led her to become a consistent listener. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller congratulates the show on 100 episodes and jokes that he has not listened yet. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller wishes Sean and Danny a happy 100th episode. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller performs a Bruniverse quintuple haiku. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Matt congratulates the hosts, thanks them for the show and community, and looks forward to the next hundred episodes. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — A single continuous character message congratulates Halfway Okay on its 100th production and sends a hug. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller recalls favorite show moments and praises the Friendship Club community and Sean’s Bad Date music. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller gives the deliberately circular answer that his favorite moment involved Sean and Danny. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller performs a fake Natasha Lyonne celebrity greeting praising the hosts and show. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — Moron Movies creator the caller wishes Sean and Danny a happy 100th episode. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller wishes the hosts a happy 100th and says he wishes he could attend. (citation pending)
Unidentified caller (voicemail · incoming) — the caller congratulates Sean, Danny, and Halfway Okay on 100 podcast episodes and wishes them hundreds more. (citation pending)