Sweetie’s Line: Phone Calls and Voicemails

This public index includes approved phone events. Unreviewed caller identities are withheld.

Calls

• **Harry the Hobbit** (call · incoming) — In a fictional character call, Harry the Hobbit describes attending the Josh Wine Festival to roleplay a human accounts manager named Mark Hand, visiting craft breweries, modifying a 3D printer, and seeking podcast sponsors. No real-world identity is inferred. (listen)
• **Andy Randy** (call · incoming) — In a fictional character call, Bingo’s self-described half brother Andy Randy pitches an Andy Randy Wine Festival in his straw-covered backyard, asks Bingo to send him money instead, and claims the festival idea was stolen from him. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins opens with a fake money-order telegram to make Bingo accept the name Daniel Morton. During the Brandywine cat drawing, they trade puns, discuss self-deprecating apologies and welcoming viewers, riff on voices, and talk about Scrubs and Hannibal Buress. (listen)
• **Cookie Jar** (call · incoming) — Cookie Jar calls after hearing Bingo favor weHADcookies in the opening roll call, jokes about his absence and prostate treatment, and says he will try to attend more episodes. The medical premise is presented as part of the call, not a verified health fact. (listen)
• **Chelsea** (voicemail · incoming) — In a prerecorded Silly Mail voicemail, Chelsea identifies the show's Let's Go sound in Gilmore Girls season 3, episode 16, as Rory and Lorelai prepare to check for a Harvard acceptance letter. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — In a fictional character call, Cowboy Boy recounts a Horse University professor's boys' trip turning into an island hunt, with an absurd escape and a lesson in anatomy. These events are part of the character story. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — During the baked-potato-cat drawing, Dwibbins discusses Hannibal Buress, whether Bingo processes emotions through art and music, The Dazzling Effect, fashion and Project Runway, and how he developed his soda-can sounds. They also revisit the Let's Go clip. (listen)
• **Ian Hinden** (call · incoming) — ianhinden explained a social-media project built around the lore that music is a language stolen from angels and understood by only ten people, using cryptic videos to draw listeners in and hoping even supposedly cringe work could make viewers feel secretly special. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during the Piss Cat drawing to discuss Scooty's attempted 'piggy front piss,' an old high-school master-key prank that changed an auditorium sign to 'Pee on me Sally,' trouble finding loincloth pornography after the Renaissance Festival, family updates, and social-media algorithms. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy called from Horse University after finally getting beans in the cafeteria, only to discover wormlike creatures among them; he described blacking out, burrowing underground, waking in garbage and stranger places, and nevertheless earning A’s in his horse-anatomy classes. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins briefly called after Bingo returned live and falsely claimed to have posted Bingo’s phone number in chat, prompting Bingo to hang up and investigate. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called back during Rank’em Up Rodeo, admitted the phone-number claim was a joke, discussed being present for Bingo’s old tattoo and its removal, and shared unused visual puns and his Kill Bosby comic premise. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert called during Bingo’s Book Club to compare notes on Dungeon Crawler Carl, discuss his work at a library under construction, and recount mistaking a highway-number icon for a giant 12 in the road during an Outer Banks vacation. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called about his troubled romance with the Subway app’s AI assistant, his unwillingness to commit to a sandwich order, and the criminal threats and Jared-rescue scheme that grew from the relationship. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy called during Rank’em Up Rodeo with sympathy-bait marketing advice for the cat-food drawing, challenged Bingo and the chat about their sewing ability, and discussed the magnet-backed patches she was finishing for Bingo’s tent. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called with a proposed Dark Woke character bit and continued riffing with Bingo. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller interrupted Rank’em Up Rodeo, talked through personality quizzes, and developed possible show-segment ideas with [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree offered Bingo a green geometric reindeer decoration while refusing to give up a dinosaur thermos. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert called by prior arrangement to give rapid-fire opinions about records and artists. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called to present emails and mock-ups pitching sitcom concepts for Bingo. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert briefly resumed his running list of album opinions before the phone was dropped. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to critique [redacted person]’s delivery while he read music cards and coached him through the announcements. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — A tired Josh Seybert reviewed more records and asked Bingo to stop the long-running music-list exercise. (listen)
• **Archie Andrews** (call · incoming) — Archie Andrews complained that the rest of Riverdale was outperforming his OnlyFans and announced that he was closing the account. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called Phil to promote their upcoming comedy and music performance and speak with both [redacted person] and Musician Phil. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert discussed Dwibbins’ absence, graphic-design culture, the invented character Johnny Two Hands, fast-food disappointments, and Bingo’s clown-cat drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to discuss his old video, illness, religion, drugs, and a brief choking scare involving a Go-Gurt. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person] voice actor [redacted person], navigated an AI call-screening system, and left a message saying the show loves [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller returned [redacted person]’s call and discussed voicing [redacted person], working with the cat, the character’s internet fame, and their families. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to tell [redacted person] about seeing a shark jump from the ocean and smash into a seagull. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called after winning trivia to suggest a rotating-logo idea for [redacted person]’s card game and report that Sid farted. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins talked with Bingo about homelessness, Portland, comedy premises, the Portland cat drawing, and foot arch support. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins revisited last week’s question about disliked emotions, defended his Buc-ee’s shirts, and traded old sayings and comedy premises with Bingo. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller prank-called a personal-injury firm about crashing while laughing at its lawyer-maxxing billboard, gave the name Poopie Dudu, and then admitted the prank. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins quickly delivered an “or-fritis” dog-joint pun and hung up. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to test a nautical stand-up comedy set, including island, seaweed, imitation-crab, and sea-duplex jokes. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins discussed dreams, Bingo’s tent, uncomfortable emotions, comedy premises, and helped brainstorm Punch It Up with Bingo while Bingo drew Malka the cat. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Archie Andrews** (call · incoming) — Archie Andrews asked Bingo for advice on finding a distinctive brand for his OnlyFans account while comparing himself with other Riverdale characters. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller repeatedly tested whether [redacted person] recognized him, impersonated Barack Obama, and finally texted his identity. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy described a Horse University civil-engineering pop quiz staged by Professor John Kramer as a Saw-style trap and celebrated earning an A-plus. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller interrupted Goblin Mail to urge [redacted person] to sue or license the custom halfwayokay letter opener before abruptly leaving. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to explain the printing logic behind optional top panels in Sunday comics and discuss the Marvin strip [redacted person] was reading. (listen)
• **Andy Randy** (call · incoming) — Andy Randy called seeking money, then read and discussed the plot of The Angry Birds Movie 2 to help Bingo understand the franchise. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called in a dehydrated panic about the missing water from Where’s My Water?, Walt Disney ownership, and his impending renal failure. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly called to announce and audibly test a new jetpack before the connection ended. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to discuss [redacted person] mating and ask [redacted person] for advice about fostering and raising a young [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called while walking, riffed with Bingo about Marty the Mantis, recent deaths, comedy premises, restaurant names, and the Rank’em Up Rodeo drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller apparently called back to play and explain a Disney hotel toilet flush that sounded like R2-D2 screaming or drowning. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy called from summer school at Horse University to recount a scuba-diving final involving a seductive sea-creature version of Cowboy Matthew. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss his Disney trip, critique the drinking-to-death cat, share the ‘You Are Liking It Wrong’ song, and give the finished drawing four stars, possibly five. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss strongmen, therapy and self-help books, his upcoming library job, romance novels, and possible future show material while Bingo drew the Big Groove cat. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to disavow any connection to Seeing [redacted person] after an alert showed [redacted person] discussing the name on stream. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller announced his return to the show, criticized other recurring callers, discussed gifts and sleds, and reviewed the television series Pluribus as ‘Bloobus.’ (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called while vacationing in Charleston, discussed his knockoff Blue Poofu, Disney plans, AI joke premises, Weight Watchers slogans, pop-culture casting, and the surfing-cat drawing. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert called during Chillin’ Chat to discuss his new library job, the racist history of the Dewey Decimal System, childhood revelations, and an abandoned plan to impersonate Monday. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to ask why [redacted person] had moved the show to Wednesday and accepted being treated as the proud father of ‘[redacted person] Junior.’ (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey Frankenstein called during Pack Attack to explain Baseball’s Greatest Gross-Outs artist BK Taylor’s earlier Odd Rods cards, influence on Garbage Pail Kids, work for National Lampoon and RL Stine, and design contribution to Doctor Teeth. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy called from Horse University to describe helping an anatomy professor create a reanimated horse and then developing horse-like cravings after being bitten. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called as Scooty’s lawyer and representative to demand catnip, proper compensation, cooler living conditions, and threaten legal action against [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back after speaking with Scooty to withdraw the lawsuit, ask [redacted person] to share more love and business with Scooty, and express how the show moved him. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy called to announce his enrollment at Horse University and describe a nightmarish imaginary roommate who stole his body hair before his first horse-anatomy lab. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to celebrate getting a library job, joke about his qualifications, discuss Pittsburgh attractions, and consider handling requests for The Anarchist Cookbook. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Dwibbins to tell him that he had won Name That Name and a potentially racist sticker while Dwibbins was on his way to remove a large spider. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called from a graduation party to perform a Doctor Who and Dalek knock-knock joke, then joked about sending Daleks to collect a possible Pack Attack prize. (listen)
• **Pete the Sheet** (call · incoming) — Pete the Sheet called from the afterlife to discuss regrets about never hiking or owning a robot vacuum, Memorial Day remembrance, and his ghost roommate Saddam Hussein’s attempted redemption. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to trade wordplay and sketch premises, discuss producing a punk song, hear Bingo’s Hobbit joke, and comment on the deliberately AI-looking cat drawing. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy called to describe seeking an anatomy lesson from a necromancer who transferred him into a fetus in a jar before he regrew into his present body. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called to describe being banned from dating apps, make inappropriate Fazoli’s jokes, and explain why he had deleted the apps and returned to meeting people in person. (listen)
• **James Brubaker** (call · incoming) — James Brubaker called for a Tender Moment with Bruce in which they discussed life regrets, a missed record-shopping trip with Bingo, Camp Winkler, and Bruce’s old friend Bella. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to express concern about [redacted person], explain that his nickname came from singing in a Ratt tribute band, and perform one of the band’s songs. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss his son’s graduation, his food song and Brak impression, comedy premises, Bingo’s manager’s notes, and the commencement-cat drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called and repeatedly misinterpreted [redacted person]’s ordinary remarks as insults about his wife, sex [redacted person], finances, and desire to harm himself. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called after receiving [redacted person]’s number from [redacted person] to discuss their quiet drinking friendship and guide [redacted person] through an ill-fated straight-leg deadlift workout. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called to ask how Bingo’s supposed date with Jim Rat went, admit he had pawned Jim off on Bingo, and report that he was losing at Catan. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to workshop a Straight of Hormuz sketch, discuss friends and Tomodachi Life, and comment on Bingo’s badly stubbed-toe cat drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to pitch Lenny Kauffmann business ideas, trade 4/20 jokes and premises with Bingo, and comment on the weed-cat drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to suggest adding psychedelic smoke to the weed-cat drawing. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy called to apologize for again neglecting horse anatomy and recount a surreal encounter involving a forgotten field, Cowboy Matthew, apparent alien experimentation, and a pot of beans. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Four Loko, Lego, video games, and Bingo’s red Lego-brick cat drawing. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo while impersonating Josh Seybert and riffed with Bingo about Naomi Fullbloom, jet lag, moose, pantyhose, and a vanished Pokémon fan. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller corrected [redacted person] that the restaurant in What’s a Girl to Do? was the country-club clubhouse and reminded him to use the Ice Cube cadence. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy called to finally teach horse anatomy, recount a spectral visit from his father that revealed the ham-and-cheese sandwich he had sought, and announce a horse-meat sandwich shop. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller, [redacted person]’s coworker at the docks and voice of ‘That’s the good stuff,’ called to pitch [redacted person] a tiered selection of sitcom-style catchphrases. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey Frankenstein called from the docks to warn Bingo not to encourage or answer Joey because Casey considered him unfunny, racist, and ageist. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert called to introduce Visualize That DoorDasher, challenging Bingo to infer three customers’ personalities from their real DoorDash orders. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Final Fantasy Tactics, propose names for a show-lore segment, debate Santa and streaming copyright, and comment on Bingo’s Moogle-inspired cat drawing. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss jesters, comedy premises, old television, PokeTopia, and a strange moon photo while Bingo drew a Jokermon-inspired jester cat. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called One-to-One Fitness while impersonating Janet to complain that a trainer in camouflage had mocked her kettlebells as children’s weights; Manny denied recognizing the trainer or uniform. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy called to teach horse anatomy but instead described bizarre horse math, splitting horses lengthwise, and trying to understand how two horses become three in a barn. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Bingo leaving Saturday improv, the glass-cat drawing, abandoned Easter jokes, movies, comedy, and the upcoming Dreamy Scenes. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller the Raichu called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to confront [redacted person] after Popplio displaced her in the rankings and announced that she was leaving him. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to protest being displaced by shiny Zygarde and repeatedly offered to guzz for [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to say he was fine with Wiglett outranking Seel and sign off with a ‘Kiss from a Rose’ reference. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called for a wellness check after [redacted person] left Animal Crossing for PokeTopia, claiming KK Slider died after losing his only audience and riffing about bells, debt, villagers, songs, and the game’s passage of time. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller announced that demand for fish had called him back to sea, discussed Catholic customers, nautical work, his surgeon girlfriend Slicey, television, fish handling, and A Perfect Storm. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree called to say hello, shared possible Crusty McGee restaurant drama, promoted her Target-inventory warehouse and TikTok success, and proposed helping Bingo market the show locally. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called at random from Dayton Correctional Institute, spent cigarettes on the call, complimented [redacted person]’s voice, and asked him to read a Marvin comic aloud. (listen)
• **Archie Andrews** (call · incoming) — Archie Andrews thanked Bingo for helping Riverdale start a weeks-long town orgy and asked how to stop it; Bingo instructed everyone to stand up and put their pants back on. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey Frankenstein checked what he had missed from the show, encouraged Bingo through a perceived slump, discussed Pokémon and funny calls, and asked Bingo to greet the Imps. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick said he hit his neighbor while driving without a license, mistook the victim for the dog, and asked for help disposing of the still-living body before tempting Bingo with Rolled Gold pretzels. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller introduced Jenny O, who described a disastrous Palestine-themed cider promotion and selling elbow pictures; they then discussed [redacted person]’s colonoscopy, his drawing, and his illegal cat. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s old surfing friend [redacted person] called about giving up surfing and rapping after contracting rabies, sought advice for coping with loss, and discussed making memories and finding new pursuits. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during a Friendship Club horror-game instruction and repeatedly told [redacted person] to enter the elevator before hanging up when [redacted person] delayed. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back and guided [redacted person] through the elevator sequence; [redacted person] looked away and spoiled the visual punchline when the approaching figure tripped. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy tried to explain horse anatomy but instead described waking after an apocalyptic vision to find half a bloody horse and realizing he may be trapped alone in a repeating, supernatural nightmare. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert explained that his father’s gym friend mistook Screaming at Clouds for an anti-woke show, prompting a naming crisis, and promoted its new episode before revealing this was his first call. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller reported that [redacted person] became frighteningly enraged by the anti-woke misunderstanding, smashed [redacted person] bottles, and was finally calmed by his brother, then reminded [redacted person] to buy Pepsi. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss How I Met Your Mother, television endings, politics, show lore, and Bingo’s Woke Reggie Cat drawing. (listen)
• **Pete the Sheet** (call · incoming) — Pete the Sheet called from the afterlife to lament missing iPhones and NFTs, describe rooming with Saddam Hussein, offer dubious advice about death, and reveal the circumstances and restrictions surrounding his ghosthood. (listen)
• **Archie Andrews** (call · incoming) — Archie Andrews called from a Riverdale-wide orgy to ask Bingo what everyone should do next, prompting broad and explicit advice about consensual sexual activities. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to pitch Nothing Bundt Cakes puns, discuss the Super Bowl halftime show, football safety and medical documentation AI, and comment on Bingo’s struggling cat drawing. (listen)
• **Cowboy Boy** (call · incoming) — Cowboy Boy called from the range to explain cowboy life, his transactional relationships with Cowboy Matthew and saddle-maker Chuck, horse anatomy, moving cattle, and a grimly romantic vision of his last night. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to riff about taco trucks, COVID, Slick Rick, cultural terminology, Trader Joe’s tamales, and Bingo’s music-themed cat drawing. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called from a hotel hot tub, confused Minneapolis ICE protests with Occupy Wall Street, claimed he had roughed up protesters over credit-card cash back, and traded updates with Bingo. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo while sick, joked about Celebi and Gardevoir, reacted to Steve’s snow prompt, and encouraged Bingo before the drawing began. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called from confinement aboard a cruise ship after throwing passengers toward or into the ocean, discussed international-waters law and excursions, and played word games with Bingo. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Macaulay Culkin and Michael Jackson, comedy premises, movies, products, babies, and Bingo’s developing drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called after a [redacted person] Caesars commercial revived a childhood memory of asking his father to say ‘please, please’ for a promotional toy, then reflected on never learning what happened before his father died. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to introduce himself, explain his landlocked nautical [redacted person] and routines, discuss passing time with pirate entertainment, and describe the loneliness of living away from the sea. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to trade jokes and discuss nonalcoholic drinks, Lebanese garlic sauce, birthday songs for babies, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and Bingo’s basketball-jersey cat drawing. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called from court over a speeding ticket and gradually admitted to driving through a school zone, hitting a person and a kickball, and openly incriminating himself while proceedings continued. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss cat food, lentils and dal, chat moderation, and Bingo’s ugly January 6 protest-cat drawing. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called after worrying Bingo over Christmas, clarified that he had enjoyed his trip, and discussed the conflicting reports and strange events surrounding his holiday. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called from prison to threaten that [redacted person] had not seen the last of him, while [redacted person] vowed that halfwayokay would solve whatever mystery he attempted. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to accuse [redacted person] of getting him sick over calzones, assess [redacted person]’s intoxication, discuss Waffle House and Cursemas, and trade affectionate jokes before signing off. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called from a vandalized greenhouse in Gridtown, described pots and seed packets, solved the clue ‘seeds,’ and smashed his way onward while standing near an Indian restaurant. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly called in distress, said he was going to die and loved [redacted person], and was abruptly disconnected when [redacted person] shut off the phone. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called from a Gridtown escape room, described Egyptian symbols and tomb imagery, and escaped the first room when Bingo and Danny supplied the password ‘pharaoh.’ (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to tell [redacted person] he loved him, accepted an S-tier friendship ranking, thanked him for a gift-card pickup, and discussed choosing another Star Wars Episode I figure for the grandfather-touching bit. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller Mascola called from the third stop of his family Christmas tour, checked on [redacted person]’s marathon and Rank drawing, discussed gifts and drinks, promoted Empathy at the Apocalypse, and encouraged [redacted person] before returning to festivities. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called back from the alleged escape room, used Bingo’s answer ‘obelisk’ to smash through a window, and revealed a Gridtown cat-food-factory headquarters broadcasting hypnotic messages. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called during Rank’em Up Rodeo from another Gridtown location, continued supplying clues and coordinates, and sounded increasingly exhausted as Bingo tried to track the mystery while drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called hoping to speak with Sandy [redacted person], then told [redacted person] he loved and supported him and flagged a missing Gridtown resident in the ongoing puzzle. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called while walking his dog, reacted to Sandy opening his gifts for [redacted person], discussed Scooty’s race-car bed and Duiwi’s costume, encouraged [redacted person], and celebrated when his dog finally pooped. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called after [redacted person] ransacked her home and stole her children’s glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars, supplied her Gridtown coordinates relative to Howard and Cassidy, and warned [redacted person] about [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree called from outside Bingo’s window to offer him Lemonheads, prompting Bingo to leave the desk and collect them in person. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller Mascola called from a 7-Eleven while driving his mother to visit family in Massachusetts, encouraged [redacted person] through the marathon Cursemas show, and promised to hide in bathrooms and call again when he could. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back to recap [redacted person]’s path and relative Gridtown coordinates, taunt [redacted person] about the deactivation phone number and phrase, and inadvertently clarify how to count spaces on the grid. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called Gridtown’s automated shutdown line, spoke the recovered activation phrase, and heard confirmation that Mayor Grinton had been arrested. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller of the Mugg Corporation pitched a Halfway Okay mug partnership, proposed [redacted person] and [redacted person] designs at $30 each, gave his Mugville Lane business address, and promoted the company’s novelty mugs. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree called after hearing Bingo praise her as an S-tier friend, made him repeat the compliment live, teased him about the missing PuniRunes gift, and passed along a threat-joke for Michael. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called during Rank’em Up Rodeo about his holiday blues and a supposedly uneventful Christmas escape to Gridtown, repeatedly stressing its 10-by-10 coordinate system and the local Ultra Right Cat Cat Food Corporation office. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller interrupted Dreamy Scenes to ask [redacted person] to visit for Christmas and watch American Pickers, complain that Bernice objected whenever he urinated in the hall, and secure [redacted person]’s promise to come over shortly. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called with breaking news that Dilbert creator Scott Adams was paralyzed after refusing conventional treatment, prompting [redacted person] to contrast the news with Donald Trump’s response to Rob Reiner’s murder. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called from a United Nations disciplinary meeting and gradually admitted responsibility for drug-boat strikes, an email to Vladimir Putin, the Wuhan outbreak, and other international disasters before closing his laptop. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called while trapped in a multiverse of Advent-calendar flaps, recounted witnessing murders and invading other podcasts, promoted Low Rent, and entered another ominous door while hoping to return home by Christmas. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to riff about J.K. Rowling, Slick Rick’s war-crimes meeting, Putin on the Ritz, Bingo’s delayed colonoscopy appointment and therapy homework, and the anti-Rowling drawing. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick admitted that he stole a loan shark’s son’s Lunchables and secretly injected the child with Ozempic to influence a basketball bet, then asked whether Dolly Parton’s death would end his Dollywood restraining order. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss the Demon Attack shirt he sent Bingo, his attempted Sweetie-line voicemails, Pokémon evolution, and memories of Dayton’s Swim Club swingers club while Bingo finished the Pixel memorial drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s severed cat head left a voicemail asking [redacted person] not to grant [redacted person]’s wish to restore it because it was happily traveling with a Saint Bernard named Poodle. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called after being banned from the natural-history museum for pushing Early Man into primordial ooze and described his court-ordered woke emotional-support dog and the dog’s support goose. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey Frankenstein called during Imp Pit for hints about a fictional Derry Girls: Battle for Emerald Isle adventure-game puzzle involving a car bomb and an amethyst shamrock pendant. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss What’s a Girl to Do?, Thanksgiving, a package for Bingo, wormhole elevators, scrambled-egg birthday cakes, Frasier, and voting strategy while Bingo finished the drawing. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called about dating a vegan, needing a Thanksgiving wishbone, and hoping to wish back his cat’s severed head after firefighters accidentally cut it off while freeing him from a wrecked car. (listen)
• **Archie Andrews** (call · incoming) — Archie Andrews asked how to attend both Betty’s and Veronica’s Thanksgiving dinners; Bingo proposed changing outfits and shuttling between houses before the plan devolved into sex with Jughead and a request for Urkel’s number. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to complain that New York’s new mayor would make the Thanksgiving parade woke by desexualizing M&M’s, empowering women and poor people, and restricting guns and cigarettes. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Exosquad and other mech media, comedy premises, old friends, Shirefest footage, and Bingo’s developing MechWarrior cat. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey Frankenstein asked Bingo why the promotional images for the new Zelda movie would not respond to his gamepad, then followed Bingo’s advice to send ‘a death threat’ while waiting for a day-one patch. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey Frankenstein called from a theater parking lot after mistaking VLC traffic cones for a way to watch Running Man and Black Phone, and Bingo advised him to connect RCA cables and direct any death threats to corporate. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey Frankenstein asked for help after treating a café musician like Alexa and trying to select a receipt tip by tapping the paper, then promised to call the next day after more death-threat practice. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called the Sweetie Line for the first time to discuss meeting her two-month-old niece Louisa, losing the nickname Aunt Lou, seeing her father during the family visit, and saving the show’s number. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo through a poor connection, suggested making the pride cat a lion, discussed how to represent its gender, teased Bingo about posting the show number, and encouraged him before the drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called Janet Porter’s Faith2Action number and left a message criticizing the What’s a Girl to Do? pilot’s length, props, production, politics, and foot shot while paradoxically asking for more episodes. (listen)
• **Bruce** (call · incoming) — Bruce joined by Zoom on his last day at Camp Winkler, reflected cryptically on how the experience had changed him, quoted C. S. Lewis on grief, and ominously said he now understood what he had to do. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called about another mystery involving the Wolfman Farmer, a break-in at Young’s Jersey Dairy, apparently dead monsters, and approaching [redacted person] sirens. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Bruce** (call · incoming) — Bruce joined by Zoom to mourn the approaching end of Camp Winkler, reject Bingo’s comparison to hobbit camp, and reluctantly acknowledge that returning to monster school might help. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Let’s Dos with a list of old-time slang, including pang-wangle, giggle mug, take the egg, and rain napper, while [redacted person] waited for the capsule sponge to expand. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back from jail to explain that the supposed monsters were human criminals and that [redacted person] were blaming him for their deaths before taking him away for another beating. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to correct Bingo’s pronunciation joke about Tangela and supply a Tony Micelli reference, then promised to call back. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called back through a Leonard Nimoy introduction to describe bizarre accidental Grok-generated sexual imagery, debate AI art, and riff with Bingo while the pampered-cat drawing was completed. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick told Bingo Greenplum he had been expelled from the zoo, threatened to push and pinch people and wreck the Brandywine Festival, then discussed their struggling theater troupes. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller offered [redacted person] Greenplum a seamstress riddle, then warned him to check his Hobbit pie for jewelry and question what meat it contained. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller tried to deliver six leaking [redacted person] Evans chicken pot pies to Bingo, argued with [redacted person] Greenplum’s Bingo impersonation, and admitted one pie might contain a Parliament Light. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert joined Bingo Greenplum to perform Daisy in a short scene from The Goose in the Pantry, earning an invitation to the Greenplum Players. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back after [redacted person] returned to discuss Greenplum’s bad playwriting and barter payments, the cat-food-factory shutdown, [redacted person]’s festival preparation, and his Hobbit performance. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick said his legal trouble had become community service and probation, described collecting roadside trash and a neighbor’s escaped Roomba, and asked Bingo to end the call like a prison-phone cutoff. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins suggested ‘Olivia Mondays,’ discussed duplicate Boppy issues, made a ghost-porn joke, reacted to the Garfield drawing, and hung up to vote. (listen)
• **Andy Randy** (call · incoming) — Bingo’s long-lost half brother said experimental science had regrown his hands with extra fingers, announced he was attending clown college, and persuaded Bingo to send money for textbooks and therapy. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick called from jail after crashing into a car in a Wendy’s drive-through, discussed defending himself, dating-app foot jobs, commissary needs, and his prison bunk. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins proposed a Bilbo Baggins identity-theft character for Brandywine, discussed potato soup and Bingo’s PowerPoint party, and joked while Bingo began Slimy’s memorial drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called about [redacted person]’s camp postcard, spoke directly with [redacted person] about monster school, and offered a tender lesson about embracing change and expanding one’s comfort zone. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Slick Rick** (call · incoming) — Slick Rick made his first call to complain that everything in the world was wrong, wandered through his grievances, and left to get ice cream after mocking Bingo’s audience size. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins discussed simulation theory, Tracy Morgan buttons, a new work phone, dogs and grandmothers, and Bingo’s mistaken cat drawing throughout Rank’em Up Rodeo. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called the wrap shop behind the purple Diddy’s Henchman truck, learned the lettering was removable, and challenged the employee about the message’s implications. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called from Japan while [redacted person] opened a prototype [redacted person] [redacted person]-chan figure, discussed its missing beard, toxic materials, high price, and a coming [redacted person] merchandise line, then reported that Mommy was driving the forklift. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller suggested searching [redacted person]’s boss’s office and the blocked cave in Rank’em Up Rodeo, joked about his video-game doctorate, and promoted his American Hot 4000 radio show. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh Seybert joined Bruce for a tender moment about people they wished they could speak to again, discussing Josh’s grandmother and Bruce’s camp friend Brayden before technical trouble ended the call. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss rumors about Donald Trump’s health, mortality, Hasan Piker, Red Bar Radio, and People Are the Enemy while praising the Wishbone mascot. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to trade jokes about space travel, submarines, Alien: Earth, improv, and the astronaut-dog drawing, then asked to call back for a tender moment with Bruce. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called back for a tender moment with Bruce about starting a better-paying new job and embracing change, prompting Bruce’s joke that change is good but dollars are better. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins briefly called after desiree won Name That Name, joked that Bruce had called him overweight, and delivered an AI bot-mitzvah joke. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss Bingo’s emotional openness, podcasts, comedy, and the developing Twisted Dog drawing before signing off affectionately. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller revealed he had been behind the failed calls, promoted American Hot 4000’s August 28 return with Opel and Wampy the Wonderdog, and firmly rejected a request for Disco Duck. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to defend checking his phone during a movie while [redacted person] cross-examined him throughout Poor [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss the Kump drawing, a windbreaker-style jacket, and arranging pickup of an older woman’s Garfield collection. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Gimme That Garfield to explain that [redacted person], not she, had found the edited low-resolution version of her submitted comic. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to riff about clown slurs, a German hotel-bratwurst trademark complaint, swapping viewers’ names, his ill-fated knot-based dice game, and a denim-themed image. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called as Sash Gabbert after a name-swap alert, asked what the program was, and found the Twitch stream while [redacted person] explained his denim-dog drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller clarified that the Delta emulator was meant to make [redacted person]’s Game Boy photography easier, then reviewed a Tropical Smoothie flatbread. (listen)
• **Bruce** (call · incoming) — Bruce video-called from Camp Winkler, described his activities, showed his friendship bracelet, and said he mailed bracelets for future winners. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller, representing a Russian circus troupe named Checks and Balances, warned [redacted person] not to claim he founded checks and balances and threatened a penile penalty. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy urged Bingo not to participate in Dayton Drunk Theater, discussed the earlier show, Pride and Prejudice, Fantastic Four, and Labubus. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree called during Rank’em Up Rodeo as Bingo’s Labubu dealer, discussing colors, her inventory, the roughly $30 cost, and getting him one at cost. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy called for Tender Moments with Bruce, answering his question about second chances and discussing authentic change before checking whether he was safe at Camp Winkler. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned [redacted person]’s survey calls to discuss the festival’s 5-foot-10 height limit, a required colonoscopy, STI testing, non-abstinence, and preparations for enemy raids. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo after Lex Luthor kidnapped him for taking the Superman scoop to Gotham; he and [redacted person] discussed teen music before [redacted person] accepted his fate above a vat of monkey sharks. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called near the opening, repeatedly asked whether [redacted person] liked Pretty [redacted person] Pinkies, and briefly seemed to make him an appealing offer. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey called from a library to debut War and Peace in Pieces by reading a random paragraph from the novel. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Better Business Bingo to discuss planned bits, favorite Garfield strips, and casting ideas for Garfield characters. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Bruce** (call · incoming) — Bruce video-called from Camp Winkler, begged to come home, and sang Belle and Sebastian’s ‘Get Me Away from Here, I’m Dying’ before Bingo disconnected him. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to ask which breakfast food Bingo would eliminate, praise a noble werewolf choice, and riff while Bingo drew Uncle Kid. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh called during Graffiti City to pitch numerous intentionally derivative segment concepts for Bingo’s consideration. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Pack Attack to request the Dick Tracy cards if he won Name That Name and continued pitching ideas. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during his hot off-season to discuss climate change, his exposed nipples, [redacted person]’s naughty-list status, his Venmo, Tim Allen, and the Christmas spirit being inside [redacted person] all along. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller announced that [redacted person] would remain on his good list, mentioned Dr Pepper for Christmas, and offered to summon his assistant Chinese American Pete. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to ask whether [redacted person] had scheduled his colonoscopy and disapproved when he had not. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called from a dance competition in Sandusky, disputed a rumored Name That Name win, prompted Bingo to check Silly Mail, and discussed the Pride-themed hot-dog drawing. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh called to report that Bingo twice credited him with Jedi Greo’s chat questions; they traced the mistake to similarly colored usernames and joked about stolen valor and Highlights magazine. (listen)
• **Jedi Greo** (call · incoming) — Jedi Greo called to threaten Josh Seybert comically for stealing his valor and riffed about his own Star Wars-inspired name. (listen)
• **Jedi Greo** (call · incoming) — Jedi Greo called back to explain how Twitch users can choose their chat-name colors through Edit Chat Identity. (listen)
• **Jedi Greo** (call · incoming) — Jedi Greo called a third time to propose making knit caps and smoking cannabis and tried to put Chinese Josh Seybert on the phone. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called from ‘Saiw,’ discussed his lunch and [redacted person]’s bedtime, and encouraged everyone to keep calling. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly called to ask whether [redacted person] had scheduled his colonoscopy, then immediately hung up. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller pressed [redacted person] to schedule his overdue colonoscopy after the [redacted person] Health Network recovered from a cyberattack. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to pitch rejected segment concepts while Bingo drew the memorial portrait of Hershey and Vega. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to ask what Archie shirt [redacted person] was wearing and again told him to schedule his colonoscopy. (listen)
• **Eric Ditmer** (call · incoming) — Eric called to correct Hershey’s fur color in the memorial drawing and ask why Kroger pickup customers receive different bags. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller worried [redacted person] was angry with her and had not assigned her a planet; he reassured her and gave her a crystalline singing planet. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins advised Bingo to draw Cattle at Survivor tribal council and discussed Weird Paul. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey encouraged Bingo to keep drawing and announced plans to call back as Reggie Mantle. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller prank-called as Pop Tate from Pop’s Chocolate Shop and taunted [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller prank-called as a [redacted person] Events representative before revealing himself and declaring another victory. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to ask whether [redacted person] had scheduled his colonoscopy and urged him to run, fool. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins advised Bingo on treating his ant infestation with liquid bait traps and tea-tree-oil soap spray, then reminisced about the show’s unusual-animal charity bit. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree, introduced as August Ditmer’s mother, congratulated Bingo on episode 250, joked about the live audience size, and complimented his black shirt. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Goblin Mail, made package jokes, and urged [redacted person] to schedule a colonoscopy while explaining the preparation and medical purpose. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to ask an Amazon Prime rap Q&A question and share a nurse/GlaxoSmithKline disease-prevention joke. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during the King Burp drawing to discuss Nintendo Switch/digital game ownership and donut ideas. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called from Team C to reassure [redacted person] that the team loved him and had rejected only his Vampire: The Masquerade activity. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Carly** (call · incoming) — Carly briefly called during Rank’em Up Rodeo simply to tell Bingo that she loved him. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called from a dark mountain road to discuss Halloween, remind [redacted person] to schedule his colonoscopy, and praise the heart-to-heart music cue. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called asking for [redacted person] Monster during Goblin Mail. (listen)
• **Carly** (call · incoming) — Carly briefly called to tell Bingo she loved him. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — An unidentified caller (name Whisper-garbled) asked for someone named Tess; [redacted person] said she was there but not interested, and the caller apologized and blessed him. (listen)
• **Eric Ditmer** (call · incoming) — Eric called to tell Bingo that he loved him. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy made a brief affectionate call during the episode’s love-fest sequence. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh called to reassure Bingo that he was cool, good, and loved. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called claiming to be [redacted person]'s long-lost half-brother held captive somewhere and asked for $500; the call ended abruptly after he said he loved [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller discussed stress around a family trip and told [redacted person] he loved him. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller reported that microplastics had smurfed the brain-blood barrier, inspiring the episode title. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called with a dark character confession before telling [redacted person] he loved him. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called with a reminder about a black-leather repair kit and an increasingly graphic joke. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh called from Screaming at Clouds to discuss a ghillie suit, then tried to disguise a follow-up call. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo while Bingo drew the mushroom-infected cat and discussed the episode’s phone-call premise. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller discussed repairing Dougie and challenged [redacted person]’s parental treatment of [redacted person], while [redacted person] briefly joined the line to reject their concern. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to criticize [redacted person]’s treatment of [redacted person] and discuss bullying, patience, friendship, and phone-call habits. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller reported on two missing local children who returned safely, then told [redacted person] an old adult joke involving raw liver. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller threatened to find Cool Stewie over $45 in unpaid Monica Lewinsky stamps and disputed [redacted person]’s claim that Cool Stewie was original. (listen)
• **Josh Seybert** (call · incoming) — Josh called chiefly to speak with Bruce, bonded with him over Marc Maron, promised a friendship pendant, and then offered Bingo backhanded encouragement. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss [redacted person]’s monkey suit, an anime misunderstanding, and unrelated voicemail trouble. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to discuss attachment styles, relationships, voting, and his offer to provide [redacted person] a cat despite the landlord. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey challenged Bingo’s negative self-talk about his artwork and encouraged him to value the creative process rather than its Instagram likes. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called just before Dreamy Scenes to report that [redacted person]’s Instagram artwork had reached 50 likes and briefly discussed Survivor plans. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins praised the Furry Forest adventure, joked about the accelerated Pokémon rankings, and riffed with Bingo about Pokémon, Craigslist, and medical marijuana. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie introduced Yum Yuckers, compared musical-theater tastes with Bingo, and shared that her baby was now the size of a large onion. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Silly Mail to present an AI-generated Fran Drescher vinyl joke and a librarian shelfie punchline. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called for Shirt Alert and described an unusual shirt and the workplace encounter surrounding it. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller debuted Butt Buddies by asking [redacted person] for bidet advice; they discussed Tushy models, installation hardware, knobs, and bathroom hygiene. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller, also known as [redacted person], promoted his KSLU radio countdown and invited requests and long-distance dedications. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to help interpret Seth’s JFK-conspirator drawing prompt, offer jokes, and remind Bingo about the March Madness bracket. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie brought a Yum Yuckers item about Chappell Roan’s country song, then debated country music with Bingo until they found shared enthusiasm for Lana Del Rey. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller delivered a topical Gotye-style joke and directed [redacted person] to a mildly annoying AI submission in his email. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller presented an impromptu [redacted person]’s Tasties review, discussed his power outage and radon pump, and helped refine the Mario-world memorial cat. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins critiqued Tony’s Dairy Queen expertise, supplied two programming jokes, and recommended a rediscovered honey-barbecue snack. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller prank-called as a Bellbrook Web Zones representative to review [redacted person]’s old domain-name purchases and changing aliases. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called for Yum Yuckers and debated Bingo about whether true crime and its fandom were yummy or yucky. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to discuss the drawing, share a historical correction, and tell an NPC Persona joke. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called after the sign-off to confess that he had made the earlier web-domain prank call and apologize to [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller, claiming to clean the eye clinic bathroom, called about [redacted person]’s numbered and stained underwear supposedly left after surgery. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to riff about 1990s actors, GLP-1 weight loss, cryptids, consonant-swapped usernames, Star Trek, and federal return-to-office demands while Bingo drew. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller, played by Brian, supplied a crude historical note about Merriam-Webster and described a deep leg wound while misnaming [redacted person] as Brad. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called with a Valentine’s riddle about roses, violets, and love before escaping again. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller demanded $400 for drugs, suggested scamming sticker investors to raise it, and gave [redacted person] another day to pay. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller confirmed receiving six $40 payments and arranged to deliver $240 of illegal drugs at Crime Bridge at midnight. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller ([redacted person]) called to discuss reactions to [redacted person]'s comment on the Middletown, Ohio Facebook page's [redacted person] post, reading through the comment thread together before her friend [redacted person] said hi and they said goodbye. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller interrupted Rank’em Up Rodeo with a topical joke asking what Elon Musk in a garbage can is called. (listen)
• **Andy Randy** (call · incoming) — Andy Randy called while Bingo opened his custom Archie cards, then revealed that Pop Tate’s associates were holding him for ransom in a basement. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called for a Tender Moment with [redacted person] about anger, depression, online cruelty, empathy, and political rage. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller interrupted Rank’em Up Rodeo with a Corey Feldman and puppet riddle before [redacted person] submitted the firefighter-cat drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly prank-called [redacted person] and repeatedly said ‘Baba Booey.’ (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called as [redacted person] during the Mystery Solving Society segment to demand cleaner language for the last night of Hanukkah while August watched. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called during Sex in My City to debrief Carrie Bradshaw, Big, the movies, and the later reboot with Bingo. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s purported great-grandpappy called from London to recount the family tradition of marathon performances and mistakenly believe [redacted person] was staging a twelve-hour adult cam show. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during the Nativity drawing to challenge [redacted person]’s remarks about men and riff about the live show and Christmas. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called after Mickey Mouse and discussed Bingo’s chaotic Callum Drift Nativity drawing as it neared completion. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called late in Part 4 to bet [redacted person] $20 to eat string cheese, argue with him while both were drunk, and congratulate him on completing the marathon. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller (host of the People Are the Enemy podcast) called in during Part 3, thrilled the marathon was still going, and traded well-wishes with [redacted person] before hanging up. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called again during Part 2 to encourage the marathon and complain that [redacted person]’s in-person help violated the family endurance-show rules. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller and [redacted person] called Rudy’s Pizza and reached its prerecorded Christmas-themed voicemail greeting. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to rib Bingo about rigid thinking while Bingo drew Sonic the Cat. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called for help with depression and seasonal affective disorder, then asked to speak with [redacted person] for advice suited to children. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called as the Rank’em vote concluded, but the connection dropped before the conversation could continue. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller described a mystery involving practice macaroni and cheese and whether a mouse had accidentally been baked into it, then discussed party themes. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo and riffed with Bingo about the muscular Jake Paul cat while Bingo finished the drawing. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey Frankenstein described the painful removal of urinary stents after his kidney transplant, then advised Bingo while he finished Seth’s sexy nurse-cat drawing. (listen)
• **Eric Ditmer** (call · incoming) — Eric explained the salamander-shaped electoral district behind the word gerrymandering and briefly commiserated about the election. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller bleakly reassured [redacted person] that everything would probably get worse while sincerely saying he had enjoyed the show. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller shared a Tender Moment with [redacted person], defining self-worth as treating yourself like the person you admire most. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller vented about Steve Urkel and asked [redacted person] how to trap the murderous Stevil doll; [redacted person] proposed using cheese, a crate, and Laura as bait. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called for a Tender Moment with [redacted person] about political World Series ads, then said loyalty and kindness were his best qualities. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller told a scary story about exploring an abandoned Mojave bunker where a random double murder occurred shortly after her final visit. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller retold a secondhand story about Jaleel White becoming angry in a grocery line, threatening his date, abandoning her on Catalina Island, and later returning by helicopter. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called after earlier connection trouble, referenced Marcel, and promised [redacted person] a reward of collectible figures under his pillow. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called in a Donald Trump voice, claimed [redacted person] was his 200-pound son, and offered to replace his vice-[redacted person] with [redacted person] Pamps. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller tried to rib [redacted person] during the failing Rank’em stream, discussed their overlapping New York trips, and delivered a final message about keeping sexiness in one’s heart. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller angrily reported that Father Kirkpatrick had found and tried on [redacted person]’s kitty magazines, injuring himself, and demanded a healing prayer. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins delivered a shirt-related Dwibbins Ribbon, discussed an AI-generated Scottish folk-hip-hop intro, and suggested adding an orange music note to the Florida cat. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller demanded another [redacted person] friend’s essence of laughter and instructed [redacted person] to visit the Popcorn House on Morning Star Road. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller repeatedly asked whether [redacted person] liked popcorn fiddles and invited him to the Popcorn House on Morning Star Road. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back during Silly Mail to ask about popcorn poodles and again promote the Popcorn House. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins urged Bingo to move the show to Tuesday, discussed change and self-sabotage, New York travel, and the developing PodCat drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller repeatedly greeted [redacted person] and asked whether he liked popcorn dandies. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller invited [redacted person] to the Popcorn House on Morning Star Road that night. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller interrupted Bonkers Bag until [redacted person] promised to visit, collect popcorn dandies, and exchange an absurd greeting. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called at the close, and [redacted person] again promised to reach the Popcorn House after ending the show. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called in a [redacted person] voice to berate [redacted person]’s Harris endorsement, repeat Springfield pet-eating claims, and complain when [redacted person] dismantled the prepared bit. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller made [redacted person] an offer he could not refuse: one dollar off a Subway sandwich at a location beneath a bridge. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during the Rank’em vote to suggest fixes for the football cat, rib Bingo’s spelling, and predict a low score. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins called during Rank’em Up Rodeo to suggest a Barbie-tree reference, describe walking his dog Penny, imagine the I Like That setting, and advise on the poop cat. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie described a lonely, disappointing Frisch’s dinner while Sam was away and witnessing a mother cruelly shame a bullied child over dessert. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to explain that a bad agent had put him on off-brand bumper stickers after cartoons stopped hiring him. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller accused [redacted person] of once stealing his material and offered him a fifty-dollar advertisement on a filthy brick destined for a lake. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller accused [redacted person] of stealing his old material and offered advertising space on seventeen surgically removed bones. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller endorsed [redacted person]’s wasteful advertising idea and thanked him for material supposedly stolen over thirty years. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller became the final improvised comedian call after [redacted person] ran out of SNL performers, then reassured [redacted person] that the bit worked. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller mocked [redacted person]’s Magic: The Gathering talk, argued about replacing tribal with typal, and criticized improv before hanging up. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey joked with Bingo, then asked Bruce for a tender moment and described feeling proud of successfully adapting to living with roommates. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller promoted a Yahoo group supporting his return to the presidential race, disparaged Kamala Harris, discussed [redacted person] and [redacted person], and secured [redacted person]’s endorsement. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Katie back for Yum Yuckers; she objected to people saying ‘text’ instead of ‘texted,’ and they judged related language irritations including hashtags and ‘expresso.’ (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller corrected [redacted person] about Eastern Daylight Time and discussed [redacted person]’s game, Would You Call Him a Bad Man? (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller made [redacted person] an elaborate offer of a lifetime and prolonged the call while [redacted person] tried to regain control. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to praise [redacted person] and make him another offer of a lifetime. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Eric Ditmer** (call · incoming) — Eric gave Bingo the spelling words hurriedly and restaurant; Bingo spelled the first correctly and missed the second. (listen)
• **Eric Ditmer** (call · incoming) — Eric called back with umbilical, which Bingo misspelled. (listen)
• **Dwibbins** (call · incoming) — Dwibbins challenged Bingo with autumn and recounted being wrongly eliminated from a childhood spelling bee after mumbling its final letter. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller challenged [redacted person] with business, which [redacted person] spelled correctly. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called as [redacted person] to dispute [redacted person]’s definition of an antihero, discuss comic books and Ryan Reynolds, and react to the superhero-cat drawing. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller critiqued [redacted person]’s handling of Softies, teased a story about Mark from [redacted person]’s Donuts, and diverted into old friends, artwork, NFTs, and Twitter until [redacted person] ended the call. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy discussed House, explained that its characters are named for their traits, and asked what Bingo’s name would be in the film. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller interrupted the mystery reveal, requested that [redacted person] restart the show, and supplied a clue establishing that he was not hmss320. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller scolded [redacted person] about politics and complained about the supposedly immigrant purple boy in his home. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller interrupted Billboard to request fudge, cigarettes, Arby’s, and an overnight visit. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller demanded that [redacted person] hurry over while she sobered up and described an alarming medical complaint. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called [redacted person], discussed the cereal-monster community and Daphne, and rustled around while the conversation repeatedly broke down. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called a number spray-painted on a bike path, reached [redacted person] dispatch, and reported the markings; the dispatcher said someone had already called about them. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to discuss fireworks and [redacted person]’s improv-class story. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie advised Bingo to plant an audience suggestion for improv and debated his attitude toward the form. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called with a rebuttal about [redacted person]’s improv discussion. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to perform an improv-style joke involving [redacted person] and Ryan Stiles. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller joined the extended Chillin’ Chat as a co-host, discussed improv and many audience topics, and carried the conversation until Name That Name. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie briefly connected, teased Bingo, and hung up after he called her a turtle. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called as [redacted person] to seek [redacted person]’s mystery-solving advice after a disastrous encounter with Disco Dracula killed Velma and Scooby-Doo. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Katie to apologize, but severe audio distortion made the short connection unusable. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called back, discussed the audio problem and Sam’s fart sound, then asked Bingo to judge Ink Master for Yum Yuckers. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to discuss his mild sleep apnea and CPAP-mask options, joke about [redacted person]’s complaints, and praise him for discussing the condition. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller endorsed [redacted person]’s conduct on his bad date and delivered a pelican beak pun involving [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller introduced himself as a new listener, praised [redacted person], described his fictional Patreon tier, and asked to be readmitted to Sinclair Community College square-dancing classes. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller reviewed In a Violent Nature, argued with [redacted person] about Barbie and other films, and criticized modern slashers for lacking chase scenes. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller offered his own take on In a Violent Nature, described a teen recording its kills in the theater, and agreed with [redacted person] that Barbie was great. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller posed as Amazon representative Frank Pence, denied sending the mystery magnifying glass, rejected [redacted person]’s cat-avatar clue, and joked about poisoning a [redacted person] gift. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller asked who ate the sloppy joe if the toad ate vanilla pudding; [redacted person] correctly answered the frog. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned a missed call with star-69, but the brief confused exchange ended without identifying the person. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie asked to speak with Bruce, accused Bingo of dishonestly claiming neutrality about the ocean during Yum Yuckers, and sought a more truthful judgment. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey claimed to have served on Donald Trump’s jury and described its improbable celebrity and cartoon members before apologizing for missing recent shows. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller asked a nonsensical cigarette-and-minutes riddle whose answer was that he had no legs. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller sought a new job after being fired from several workplaces, described his warehouse, ink, and sewer experience, and paid tribute to Matthew and Luke Perry. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller claimed to be juror number nine in Donald Trump’s trial and described the jury’s supposed deliberations and courtroom antics. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s fictional long-lost half brother reported working a Starbucks night shift, being beaten by his manager over ‘Union Eyes,’ and asked [redacted person] for a huge loan. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to reject [redacted person]’s Iron Fist comparison and identify himself instead with New Mutants character Dani Moonstar. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back and told [redacted person] to show the superhero images during Silly Mail. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie hosted Yum Yuckers and tested Bingo’s opinions about cake, pie, Greek yogurt, children, old people, Jackson Galaxy, and Guy Fieri. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree briefly called to correct Bingo’s phrase from hydraulic acid to hydroxic acid. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller defended the Groupon Kids Club cartoon, explained a missed Friendship Club challenge, and alerted [redacted person] to [redacted person]’s whole-chicken request. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller reassured [redacted person] that using a rubber chicken satisfied the challenge without requiring a grocery-store trip. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — A caller posing as [redacted person] claimed to be dying and promised [redacted person] hundreds of safety-deposit boxes [redacted person] of secretly collected McDonald’s Beanie Babies; a later call revealed the caller as [redacted person] [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller [redacted person] called to reveal that he had impersonated [redacted person] and tell [redacted person] he would never receive the Beanie Babies. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller offered to haunt the guards at [redacted person] [redacted person]’s safety-deposit boxes so [redacted person] could take the Beanie Babies. (listen)
• **Gnarly Carly** (call · incoming) — Carly called to wish Sharky a happy birthday, reveal they shared the birthday, and request a juicy fart sound. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey called during Yum Yuckers to defend Crocs as inexpensive shoes whose broad toe box better matches human feet. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s grandfather [redacted person] delivered a quarterly naughty-and-nice list and berated listeners for not commenting on the Friendship Club post. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to discuss the difference between regular shows and clubisodes and workshop personalized sign-offs. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky called while Katie waited to debut her segment, discussed taste and the show, and delayed Katie’s turn. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie debuted Yum Yuckers and pitched something she liked that she expected Bingo to dislike, sparking a debate about judgment and taste. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky called during the extended post–Yum Yuckers discussion to defend the concept and debate Bingo’s judgmental streak. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called again during Chillin’ Chat to clarify her position on artistic merit and continue the argument about what Bingo likes. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called about weak Episode 200 Friendship Club submissions, show ideas, Vectrex games, and entertainment-industry plans. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller defended attorney Blake Maislin’s billboard by falsely claiming he was a boxer, then revealed the prank. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky called about the closing of Bingo’s nearby Captain D’s and discussed fish restaurants and their old show characters. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called while watching Love After Lockup, confronted Bingo about overdue Name That Name mail, and briefly spoke with Bruce. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky called as the main show ended and stayed for the long Black Cat Cool Kids Club aftershow, discussing vegetarianism, horror movies, and ways to improve the show. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky announced that he had turned over a new leaf and delivered jokes supposedly revealed by the grandfather tree. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree warned Bingo that balloon hooks were dangerously close to his body and eye. (listen)
• **Andy Randy** (call · incoming) — Andy Randy claimed kidnappers had removed his fingers and threatened his toes while demanding money from Bingo. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller occupied [redacted person] with an elaborate aquarium story that ended in a state-line pun. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller encouraged the balloon stunt, traded euphemisms with [redacted person], and discussed supposed weekend plans. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy offered to talk with Bruce while Bingo handled balloons and praised the stunt after learning Bruce had left in protest. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky returned with his final grandfather-tree joke, abandoned his attempted reform, insulted the audience, and called back immediately after hanging up. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller corrected the helium calculation and estimated that the blanket required 136 properly filled balloons. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller congratulated [redacted person] on passing 100 viewers and urged him to finish the stunt. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller suggested using helium-filled condoms as extra balloons and threatened self-harm if [redacted person] did not complete the reveal. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called from outside Froggies to discuss the lifting challenge, attack Carus, joke about [redacted person]’s burial, and argue about insults and improv. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Real Irish Facts to warn [redacted person] not to reveal their fictional cigarette, drug, and magazine-smuggling project. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller [redacted person] posed as a [redacted person] officer threatening [redacted person] over the Episode 193 stunt, then urged viewers to promote the show and help [redacted person] grow the audience. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey filled in for Sharky with a Christopher Lloyd impression and Pagemaster anniversary jokes in exchange for five dollars. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly interrupted as [redacted person] Bot before the connection overlapped with another call. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey returned with Sharky’s Whoopi Goldberg and Pagemaster notes, again trying to earn five dollars. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back after interference to repeat the message ‘Cone 2012’ and insult [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey rejected more proposed celebrity impressions, complained about the overlong Pagemaster premise, and ended the bit. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller complained that [redacted person] ruined his [redacted person] Bot bit and forced an unwanted Twitch username change, then insulted chat before reconciling. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller offered a grim climate-change PSA after [redacted person] discussed the overnight tornado warning. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller switched into publicist [redacted person] [redacted person] to promote the balloon event’s unofficial Leland Monroe [redacted person], then returned to antagonizing [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller confronted his father about being allowed to stage the explicit balloon event after denying him a Slipknot concert. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller described his work as a boob inspector and claimed it broadened his horizons before wishing [redacted person] luck with the March stunt. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called about the stereo problem and tried to help [redacted person] diagnose why the microphone was audible in only one channel. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s English cousin [redacted person] mocked [redacted person]’s mono audio and inability to operate the streaming computer. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie discussed the broken audio, Twitch login trouble, and postponed the main reason for her call until later. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie presented grievances that Bingo did not play an instrument, took a COVID test off-air, undersold Bruce’s looks, and opposed breeding pit bulls. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller apologized for mocking [redacted person]’s audio, then told an elaborate story about Bingo [redacted person], death row, bananas, and being a bad conductor. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller threatened [redacted person] in retaliation for the prank call at the end of the previous episode. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called as Melvis to console the sick [redacted person], offer protection, and claim he possessed an AIDS cure. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller posed as a detective investigating [redacted person]’s murder to test whether [redacted person] would betray him, then revealed himself. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey sought Valentine’s relationship advice about incompatible cryptid beliefs and then consulted Cool Stewie. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s sibling [redacted person] reported surviving a coma and asked for Valentine’s relationship advice. (listen)
• **Casey Frankenstein** (call · incoming) — Casey announced that his inability to end the prior bit had earned him a Saturday Night Live head-writer job. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller posed as [redacted person] wearing a device that would detonate unless [redacted person] renounced [redacted person], then revealed that every caller had been [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller returned [redacted person]’s worried text while claiming to be occupied with an explicit encounter. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree briefly interrupted the line in an attempt to cut off Tony Shalhoub. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back solely to insult [redacted person] for interrupting him. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called to speak with Bruce and aired grievances about Bingo’s karaoke talent, an undelivered Name That Name prize, the honorary Snoopy Award, and the unexplained Coffee Lemon Zammer. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called the same number again and left a voicemail asking its owner to call back and explain what was supposed to be funny or spooky about it. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller challenged [redacted person]’s attempted Segment Roulette redraw and pressured him to call someone he knew for a late dinner; [redacted person] considered several contacts but ultimately refused. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller prank-called [redacted person]’s business as soccer coach Jake Nerlie, claiming [redacted person]’s nonexistent son [redacted person] was waiting to be collected after practice. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called about the Anne Rice origins of Exit to Eden, then spoke with [redacted person] about contracts, exposure, and [redacted person]’s preferred erotica. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller revealed his secret chat name, requested [redacted person]’s potentially poisonous Archie [redacted person], and apologized to [redacted person] Smith after rewatching Clerks and Mallrats. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly called to reveal that the Cracker Jack dog was named [redacted person] and caught the host with a Shark Bite. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller objected to [redacted person] shaming him on the show and caught up about Janice Gimler. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller complained that calls kept preventing [redacted person] from completing his Pupdates and demanded a higher-quality show. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back to insist the earlier call was genuinely him and not [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to doubt that the Silly Mail voicemail had really come from [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie debated Bingo’s Sex and the City judgments, discussed her favorite characters and childhood viewing, and assessed Bingo as mostly Carrie with some Miranda. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller advised [redacted person] to disguise any Reddit trademark inquiry and solicited investors for their plan to own and rent out Mr. Delicious. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy sparred with Bingo about her supposed sideswiped car and whether a long submission from the prior show was funny. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie interrupted Steamboat Willie to ask how long Bingo’s Traveling Tune commentary would last. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person] after seeing its unusual project truck and left a voicemail recommending more colors and a painted flower. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called just before The Crippled Lamb to discuss Bingo’s planned segment and Sex and the City character comparisons. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller delivered no-respect jokes and promoted the community’s bad-Christmas-specials Xmas Bash. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree argued that displaced stones could prove a bird was responsible for the mystery bones and joined the Mystery Solving Society. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller delivered Christmas-themed no-respect jokes and asked [redacted person] to promote the Xmas Bash. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back with more Mrs. [redacted person] jokes and helped confirm the Xmas Bash details. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie joined the fishing Chillin’ Chat while driving, asked for a recap, and discussed a friend’s new baby and Kewpie merchandise. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller discussed the show, apologized for leaving its low Spotify rating, and negotiated a share of [redacted person]’s shirt sales. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree called during Chillin’ Chat to question and bully Bingo about his body measurements. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back after falling over a saxophone, discussed hurt feelings and mental-health workbooks, and resumed Kissinger facts. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called during Pretty Police to discuss intrusive advertisements shown on gym treadmill screens. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called during Pretty [redacted person] to react to the Doughnut Man design and share another item with [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller opened the show with a mystery and an extended discussion of [redacted person]’s recent viewing and show problems. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly called near the end of Sexual [redacted person] during the dating-profile discussion. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller offered unclear and frequently insulting advice about how [redacted person] should meet women and abandon dating apps. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s half-brother [redacted person] called to reconcile and share his parody-song ambitions before apparently being attacked by a shark. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie interrupted Poor Bingo to speak with Bruce about his living conditions and encourage him to assert himself. (listen)
• **Andy Randy** (call · incoming) — Bingo’s half-brother Andy Randy attempted to obtain money with a compromising video and performed a parody of MacArthur Park. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller revealed himself as [redacted person]’s twin brother and performed a parody song before apparently dying. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s sibling [redacted person] called from a hospital, reminisced with [redacted person], and sang a childhood Sugar Sugar parody. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s father [redacted person] reported the deaths of [redacted person]’s siblings and proposed visiting a sports bar after their funerals. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called seeking her long-lost brother [redacted person] and briefly reunited with him before the call ended abruptly. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s mother called about childhood belongings in her basement and recalled his early parody songs before her new husband confronted her. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person] to begin the aftershow; [redacted person] played a ghost, discussed his unexplained death and the Cobweb Hotel, and discovered that he could float. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned Sharky’s missed call; Sharky presented the Henry McCabe death and voicemail, debated paranormal explanations, retold Bingo’s first car crash, and discussed Halloween and Kevin Smith. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Katie so she could tell a Sherry Story about a threatening stranger who repeatedly followed her and Sam during their honeymoon backpacking trip. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller’s deceased high-school friend [redacted person] called from Goblin Hell, relayed an ancient story about Bingocles the [redacted person], reminisced, and warned of impending doom. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller joined the aftershow for an extended conversation about road-sign mysteries, internet history, media, and game-show lore. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned [redacted person]’s attempted call during the aftershow and discussed the aftershow format and possible [redacted person] voicemail games. (listen)
• **Eric Ditmer** (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned Eric Ditmer’s call while Eric was recording a spooky-story voicemail, then quickly ended the awkward callback. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person] back to say goodbye and wrap the aftershow. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller praised the show and claimed a ghost appeared after explaining why he had no scary story to submit. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called to invite Bruce to a Halloween party and ask about his planned pumpkin costume. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called as [redacted person]’s fictional wife [redacted person] Anne and demanded that he move his Hot Wheels so she could watch television. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called the aftershow after finding it while searching for information about his aunt’s [redacted person]-related twitch and advised [redacted person] to pee out his pity. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky joined the aftershow for an extended discussion of old acquaintances, history, chain wallets, kilts, Alaska, tugboats, lottery revenge, baseball, and mascots. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree called during Sexual Bingo to dispute Bingo’s description of her rejecting him. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky caught Bingo up on Batman v Superman and Aquaman, discussed New Girl and Schmidt, and recommended Twin Peaks. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to report that the stream had frozen, then stayed to discuss his videos and exchange an extended farewell. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky joined the aftershow for an extended discussion of DC films, Bingo’s dating-profile critiques, comic books, love advice, Giovanni Ribisi, and the Star Wars character Dud Bolt. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · outgoing) — Bingo called Katie during Newspaper Party for an extended psychotherapy discussion. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called pretending to be the Name That Name winner and asked about the prize bundle. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy shared a Taco Bell life hack after a cashier removed her drink rather than say a $6.66 total aloud. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Bruce** (call · incoming) — Bruce questioned the ethics and utility of Pokémon collecting, arguing that people should learn about and protect real animals instead. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller, the [redacted person], called to discuss [redacted person]’s engagement, his rivalry with [redacted person], the wedding, and [redacted person] Reubens. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy checked on Bruce and joined Bingo for an extended Chillin’ Chat conversation. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky called during Poor Bingo and discussed jokes, juggling, and the upcoming Pokémon segment. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person] at West Coast Travel and Tours seeking consent to prank-call her; she declined and ended the call. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person] at West Coast Travel and Tours seeking consent for a prank call; she declined. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called a [redacted person] and listened to a recorded religious message attributed to Maria Lunetti. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky joined the aftershow for an extended conversation spanning the episode’s topics and concluded with an affectionate farewell. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie, an Ohio therapist, debated Bingo about Bigfoot and paranormal belief, then discussed camping and Dungeons & Dragons. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller warned of a Martian attack and delivered a Tig Notaro fish joke before [redacted person] [redacted person] was zapped. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller briefly called back to apologize for implying [redacted person] had faked his Twitch drink. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky joined the opening portion of the show for an extended conversation with Bingo and Tony’s Dad. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called to discuss the Titan submersible, including a passenger’s stepson posting from a Blink-182 concert and interacting with an OnlyFans model. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller mistook [redacted person] for Batman, threatened Robin over a crocodile pit, and posed a riddle with a two-minute deadline. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person] back, correctly answered lawsuit, and received a second riddle about which [redacted person] wore the biggest hat. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called with an incorrect biggest-head answer; [redacted person] said Lincoln was correct and lowered Robin farther. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller reported Robin’s death, then gave [redacted person] a final riddle about how Moses makes coffee. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called again, confirmed he had dialed the wrong number rather than Batman, and ended the exchange rudely. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller asked to be connected to [redacted person] and questioned him about whether existence precedes essence. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller began his joke of the month by asking how many boobs it takes to drive a horse, then the call abruptly went silent. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky defended Karamo Brown’s role on Queer Eye, criticized Bingo’s coworker, and discussed the Fab Five with Bingo and Bruce. (listen)
• **James Brubaker** (call · incoming) — James Brubaker called for a friendly extended conversation with Bingo and Bruce. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back and discussed his background and experiences with [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky joined Bumper Grumbles for an extended discussion before Bingo thanked him and ended the call. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller asked [redacted person] about the afterlife, then answered his Getting to Know You question by saying poker tables and cigarette smoke excite her about [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Carly** (call · incoming) — Carly asked Bruce to sing Happy Birthday and offer advice for her thirty-seventh year of life. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called and handed the phone to [redacted person], who spoke with [redacted person] about Street Fighter and what he would change in [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called Ultra [redacted person] [redacted person] founder [redacted person] and left a voicemail requesting a live or recorded interview. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie discussed Bingo’s therapist, autism screening, complex trauma, and the limits of online self-diagnosis. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky joked about Bingo’s therapist, wished him luck abstaining from alcohol, and encouraged his goal of fitting into an old denim jacket. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called the phone number on the Ultra [redacted person] [redacted person] website and reached a personal-style voicemail whose mailbox was [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called the Ultra [redacted person] [redacted person] number a second time and replayed the same [redacted person] personal voicemail greeting. (listen)
• **Sharky** (call · incoming) — Sharky discussed DoorDash workers buying branded uniforms and clarified his use of the word bimbo while driving a box truck. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy joined as a roving Newspaper Party reporter to explain LoFi Girl’s disappearance and the reveal of Synthwave Boy. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy participated in Getting to Know You with Bruce and described trying something new by building and painting a model from garbage. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller warned [redacted person] that [redacted person] might be dangerous, citing a kobold pact and decades of bad luck, then hung up when connected to [redacted person]. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie compared doubts about Bruce’s identity to the Britney Spears replacement conspiracy and questioned Bruce to determine whether he was real. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller reported that his son [redacted person] had died and his soul had been dragged to goblin hell, then revealed that he himself was a skeleton. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called the owner of a truck with a chalkboard tailgate and discussed its changing messages, political views, and local-news attention. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller solved the Caribou Carrie wrong-number mystery, joined the Halfway Okay Mystery Solving Society, and reported that Malört was coming to Ohio. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy helped Bingo locate and interpret his Instagram discovery feed, which featured birds, memes, and an unwanted resemblance to Jack Black. (listen)
• **Chelsea** (call · incoming) — Chelsea reported that she had begun watching AP Bio on Bingo’s recommendation and found it only gradually funny. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller discussed listening to the show, submitted three funny stickers from a Small Cats basketball game, and defended imaginative storytelling. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie read Bingo’s Capricorn horoscope and discussed its recommendations for vegan tapas, Pilates, and self-care. (listen)
• **James Brubaker** (call · incoming) — James Brubaker weighed the ethics and possible consequences of Bingo publicly mocking Richlife. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie, speaking as a licensed therapist, discussed the ethics of Bingo’s Richlife coverage, punching down, and his hunger for justice. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned a mistaken job-reference call and left a deliberately absurd voicemail about Darren stealing baby snakes and puppies. (listen)
• **Carly** (call · incoming) — Carly offered access to workplace background checks and joined the Halfway Okay Mystery Solving Society. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned first-time caller [redacted person]’s call while [redacted person] was at IKEA and discussed a lamp [redacted person] had given him. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called to answer for skipping a museum outing, discuss food, and share a video game during Game Corner. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called from Chicago with a traveling Tasties report about focaccia, hummus, seafood tacos, and Malört. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy offered Bingo negative reinforcement and teased him with a secret about the identity behind the Video James account. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called from high school lore to discuss a creature in his basement and recount a spooky camping story involving Lake Billy. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned [redacted person]’s missed call and they debated adults carrying pocket figures and proposed a Your History segment. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy asked progressive friend Bingo to identify his fursona, leading him to weigh mammals, furry culture, and appropriative language. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller asked whether wearing [redacted person] would prevent her from becoming famous, and [redacted person] limited her prospects to scholarly pursuits rather than rock stardom. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Carly** (call · incoming) — Carly performed Wacky Dog opposite Bingo’s Stuffy Bank Manager in an AI-generated scene. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called for a deliberately repetitive conversation about wild memories and a basement issue. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called as [redacted person]’s Valentine and discussed their romantic dinner during [redacted person]’s Tasties. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Katie called from an unfamiliar number and discussed sitcom-character comparisons and related topics. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller, introduced as [redacted person]’s space-traveling friend, called near the end of the episode. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called while [redacted person] was ending the show, briefly establishing a precedent for late callers. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller interrupted [redacted person]’s dating-app discussion and joined him for an extended conversation before the connection ended. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · incoming) — Stormy recommended unusual dating sites including Date My Pet, Vampire Passions, and FurryMate during Bingo’s dating-app review. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned [redacted person]’s attempted call, offered questionable landlord advice based on Better Call Saul, and heard three Bible jokes. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller performed an AI-generated movie-nerd scene with [redacted person] and delivered a [redacted person]’s Tasties follow-up on Triscuits and toffee Oreos. (listen)
• **Katie** (call · incoming) — Therapist Katie advised Bingo about neighbor Fishstick’s knife threat and listened to his story about provoking a knife-carrying designer at a convention. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned [redacted person]’s attempted call and tested the new live phone system during a wide-ranging conversation. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned Stormy’s missed call and discussed blue-light claims and other online information. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned [redacted person]’s call while [redacted person] was at the gym and continued testing the unruly live-call workflow. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person] online for a brief exchange during the phone-heavy show. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person], who warned that his manager had told him not to call about the revived show and threatened legal action. (listen)
• **Stormy** (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned another Stormy call during the episode’s cascade of missed calls and callbacks. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller called back with two additional jokes before [redacted person] ended the call. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller reached [redacted person] after accidentally dialing [redacted person] and continued their dispute about the show. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · outgoing) — Bingo returned Desiree’s call during the chaotic phone-system test and spoke with her at length. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · outgoing) — Bingo briefly reached Desiree again after several failed callback attempts. (listen)
• **Desiree** (call · incoming) — Desiree called to respond while Bingo reviewed television during Hey Watch It. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller returned [redacted person]’s call and heard a lengthy Bible passage delivered as a joke. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (listen)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller called [redacted person] at Kroger and recommended cracked-pepper olive-oil Triscuits and toffee Oreos. (listen)
• **Viv** (call · outgoing) — The hosts call Viv, briefly catch up, and hear her perform 'Covered in Creamy Ranch,' an autoharp sea shanty based on 'The Eddystone Light.' (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Viv** (voicemail · incoming) — First song file in an explicitly announced three-message farewell set. (citation pending)
• **Viv** (voicemail · incoming) — Second song file in the same three-message farewell set. (citation pending)
• **Viv** (voicemail · incoming) — Third song file in the same farewell set; its later reuse as break music is not a new voicemail. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller reflects on the show, recalls good times, and wishes the hosts luck. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller laments the ending, thanks the hosts, and requests a birthday song. (citation pending)
• **Chelsea** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller thanks the hosts and says the show was heard weekly. (citation pending)
• **Carly** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller thanks the hosts for their companionship and wishes them well. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller says the finale is upsetting, thanks the show for its community, and says goodbye. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller praises the community and friendships, recalls a favorite bit, and closes with a farewell song. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller follows up on a spooky story in the voicemail nested within the Mystery Solving Society segment. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller counts down ten favorite historical Halfway Okay segments and signs off; this is adjacent retrospective media, not Rank'em. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller thanks the hosts, suggests a reduced schedule instead of quitting, and wishes them well. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James tells a final short spooky story in which the ended podcast continues haunting podcast services forever. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller recalls giving Bingo an [redacted person] Pog slammer, praises the show, suggests [redacted person] Faux Pas, apologizes for past disappointments, and wishes the hosts a happy Halloween. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller leaves a deliberately brief voicemail that the hosts praise as the new brevity standard. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller supplies the interactive setup and prompts for Bingo's Combo Carnival, directing Bingo to explain Betrayal at House on the Hill and reveal the Friday-the-13th coincidence. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller provides a backup explanation of the Combo Carnival punchline in case the first segment failed; playback is interrupted by Breaking Football News and resumes for his closing line. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a compressed beach story involving an apparent goat man, a Coca-Cola cup, and his neighbor's death. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller suggests that the hosts play charades on the audio podcast. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller retracts the charades idea and suggests reacting to old commercials. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller adds a rule to drink cheap gas-station tequila whenever an old commercial causes nostalgia. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller replaces tequila with an escalating ipecac and vomit-drinking rule for nostalgic reactions. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller proposes punching a wall and window, licking blood from the wounds, and lamenting aging whenever nostalgia occurs. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller submits his named explanatory feature, correcting the hosts about India pale ale and CRT terminology while they pause and react to the stored recording. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller supplies the Round 2 Just a Giggle-O introduction, five-comic rules, Friendship Club voting method, Papa [redacted person]'s coupon offer, and corrections intended to prevent the first round's problems. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller answers his mother's live call during recording and relays her message that he loves his mother before thanking her and saying goodbye. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller submits a scary story about apparent possession, a drowning prediction, a supposedly good demon and a possible shadow figure at a party house. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James supplies the short Fact Checked correction that the Montreal Expos no longer exist. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller asks the hosts to explain the grammatical ordering and meaning of wrestler Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake's ring name. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (unanswered call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (mixed call · outgoing) — The caller answers but cannot hear Bingo; Bingo immediately retries and reaches [redacted person]'s voicemail greeting without leaving a message. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (unanswered call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Jeff Jordache** (unanswered call · outgoing) — Bingo attempts Jeff Jordache as the fifth personal contact; the call reaches voicemail and no message is left. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (business call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James corrects the hosts' pronunciation of Tate Dose and says the phrase does not mean only what they claimed. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James explains fluid Generation X and millennial boundaries and describes identifying culturally with both. (citation pending)
• **Chelsea** (voicemail · incoming) — Chelsea asks whether delivering homemade cookies to new neighbors was creepy or could begin a friendship, and asks about promised stickers. (citation pending)
• **Ian Hinden** (voicemail · incoming) — Ian performs Jimmy Civilian, takes over the phone as himself, and delivers the returning index-card adventure and recipe-card installment. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller of The Kids in the Hall phones to say hello to Bingo, [redacted person] and [redacted person] and signs off. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James argues that historical context should temper modern reactions to old media, discusses David Lee Roth and political correctness, and asks whether the hosts have seen Midsommar. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller says his iTunes review has not appeared, says he found the show through Instagram, compliments it, and signs off with the show's phrase. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller introduces puppet persona Hartley Hare, who tells the [redacted person] and Pig horror story. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James recounts three paranormal experiences in one presentation pre-edited from three cut-off voicemail source files: unexplained typing, his deceased grandmother's familiar figure, and a woman in white disappearing near a cemetery. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller recalls fearing aliens after waking to silent flashing lights that proved to come from an ambulance across the street. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller makes difficult-to-verify religious, historical, family, and geopolitical claims and sings a proposed anthem. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail continuation · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (unanswered call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **caddystrophic** (voicemail · incoming) — The first-time caller responds to older-episode discussions of Game of Thrones, Let the Right One In/Let Me In, Paranormal State, and a disliked movie recommendation. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James reminds listeners that a newly released episode means it is Thursday rather than Wednesday. (citation pending)
• **caddystrophic** (voicemail · incoming) — Caddy revisits older MASKULL, Jarly, Bingo, and Tape Recorder Danny material and asks why people are fascinated by horror. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller supplies the produced theme and instructions for the mutual-punching segment. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller congratulates the show on 100 episodes and jokes that he has not listened yet. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller wishes Bingo and [redacted person] a happy 100th episode. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James Brubaker performs a Bruniverse quintuple haiku. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller congratulates the hosts, thanks them for the show and community, and looks forward to the next hundred episodes. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller recalls favorite show moments and praises the Friendship Club community and Bingo’s Bad Date music. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller gives the deliberately circular answer that his favorite moment involved Bingo and [redacted person]. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller performs a fake Natasha Lyonne celebrity greeting praising the hosts and show. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller wishes the hosts a happy 100th and says he wishes he could attend. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller congratulates Bingo, [redacted person], and Halfway Okay on 100 podcast episodes and wishes them hundreds more. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller calls while driving in light rain and discusses changing his view of decaf coffee as he has aged and become more sensitive to caffeine. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller explains virtue signaling and criticizes the assumption that progressive behavior is merely performative while reporting that he is driving in rain. (citation pending)
• **Viv** (voicemail · incoming) — Viv performs the Tom Raper car-dealer character and invites the hosts to visit a candy manufacturer; the later address investigation is post-playback discussion. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller self-identifies, says he watched Episode 95, discusses remaining active online and videos people make about him, wishes Bingo and [redacted person] well and signs off. (citation pending)
• **Ian Hinden** (voicemail · incoming) — Ian performs the poetry branch of Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail; Little Shermie rejects the poem, punches the player, and kills them. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller repeatedly self-identifies, says hello, sends his best to Bingo, [redacted person] and everyone there, and jokes that listeners can find him in the Yellow Pages. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller says research into fictional Camp Shawnee produced a scan of a child’s homework assignment after follow-up to the archivist became impossible. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller self-identifies by first name, submits a dark icebox poem to the poetry slam over a metronome, asks what the hosts think, and signs off. (citation pending)
• **Chelsea** (voicemail · incoming) — Chelsea self-identifies as a longtime listener and first-time caller, recites a short poem praising the show and its hosts, and receives two stickers afterward. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller performs a Li’l Shermie’s lore ditty establishing a 1978 bowling-alley origin, later Pastamania use, an enduring 1980s appearance, and old food stock. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Ian Hinden** (voicemail · incoming) — Ian performs the next Pick Your Own Adventure voicemail, resolves the blue-wire branch safely, leaves three crystals, and presents reset-spike or coffin routes. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller self-identifies and sends [redacted person] Zarina a belated birthday wish; the hosts interrupt and replay the same short recording before adding their own birthday song. (citation pending)
• **Ian Hinden** (voicemail · incoming) — Ian debuts his Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail, placing listeners in his gym persona and asking them to choose between staying to work out or following a mysterious warning to a waffle-and-ice-cream shop. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller self-identifies and delivers a birthday greeting focused on Jude Law; the hosts later explain that it arrived too late for the edited montage. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · incoming) — The caller calls live during the intro, briefly discusses [redacted person] plans with the hosts, and hangs up. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller supplies the delayed title clarification and theme song for 20 Minutes Talk About a Beet after the submitted activity had already occurred. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 1. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 2. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 3. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 5 using a different name phrase. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 6. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 7 with a color-name variation. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 8 with a Pokemon variation. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 9 with a prolonged delivery. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 10 with long pauses and repeated name fragments. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James records soundboard impersonation attempt 11. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller asks whether Li'l Shermies is already a go-kart place or should be defined collaboratively, then loses his train of thought. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller says Li'l Shermies was popular in the 1980s and is now nearly abandoned but still operating. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller submits a Li'l Shermies reconstruction legend involving Babe the Blue Ox. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller separately proposes Thursday-night [redacted person] Smith movie projections at Li'l Shermies. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller separately proposes a George Harrison doormat at Li'l Shermies. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (unanswered call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller supplies the long Li'l Shermies restroom-marker and written-name mythology. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — The deferred fourth Bingo soundboard impersonation attempt plays as a post-credit sting. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller says a prior call was a joke and tees up the real Hot Dr Pepper story before the hosts stop the misordered file. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller separately explains the novelty drink Hot Dr Pepper and its preparation. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a deliberately muddled comic retelling of Congo involving a crash, a house, gorillas, and Meat Loaf. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller reads a sourced retelling of the Denver Spider-Man and Theodore Coneys account. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller performs The Curse of Tippi Teardrop, incorporating Hot Dr Pepper and show characters. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller's mislabeled grandmother file uses a fortune-teller setup that resolves into lyrics from The Sign. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller tells the grandmother-and-locked-box story, ending with the reveal that the grandmother was a monster. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a fictional late-night-call story that pivots to climate-change harms and an environmental reference. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller tells an unverified personal story about finding an intoxicated stranger asleep in an unlocked car and recommends locking car doors. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller says the show made him hate Party of Five, calls it the worst podcast, and jokingly tells the hosts to keep it up. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller thanks prior guests for rescuing what he describes as a three-part progression from attempted help through self-destruction to rescue. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller performs as [redacted person], praises the show, asks whether the hosts have left a movie because another patron disrupted it, and proposes a sign-off line. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — A third misdirected message expresses disappointment that the recipient no longer acknowledges the caller after an ambiguously described prior connection. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller again asks to buy a phone and requests a return call through another household phone. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller says they are waiting outside and asks the intended recipient to come out. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller politely asks the intended recipient to return the call later. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller offers payment for a phone intended for a family member. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller shares a Hot Dr Pepper fact and reports that a previously discussed date went well; the hosts interrupt and resume the same recording before making it an official Didjanu. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller's separate follow-up recording asks the hosts to taste Hot Dr Pepper and report what they think. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded acceptance speech for the Halfway Okay Lifetime Achievement Award, framing it around friendship and thanking the hosts and others. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller pledges twenty dollars toward a proposed listener date for [redacted person] and says he wants to participate vicariously; payment and the date are not established. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller asks for advice about giving sushi-shaped candy on a second date; the hosts stop the recording early and later report that the date went well. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller alleges that an unnamed outside group changed a Flying Ryan posting threshold from 500 to 5,000 before awarding an Outback Steakhouse gift card and asks the hosts to address it. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James introduces and reads an attributed Dan Crocker scary poem as his recurring Weird Easter story contribution. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller compliments the show, disputes the hosts' account of a restaurant incident, discusses possible compensation, and requests more exposure. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller asks about the hosts' experiences and relationship with video games, prompting discussion of current games, hardware repairs, and gaming history. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James says he did not watch Party of Five season one, watched an R.E.M. performance clip instead, and may catch up next time. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James initially selects Bingo, retracts that choice after listing criticisms, and votes for Danny as the nicer host. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller suggests that [redacted person] accompany Bingo to the upcoming high-school reunion and frames the idea as possible horror-sitcom material. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller calls back with a horror-sitcom and Castle of Blood suggestion for the hosts. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (unanswered call · incoming) — The caller rings during the show, but the call is unanswered and no caller audio, conversation, or completed callback occurs. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller recommends and describes the 1983 film Wild Beasts after a comic Feedback-superhero opening; the hosts defer any possible viewing report. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (mixed call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller thanks Halfway Okay for its support and wishes the show a happy anniversary and many more. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller responds to the Catcher in the Rye discussion and explains his view of reading and teaching literature. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (mixed call · outgoing) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller thanks the show and gives [redacted person] a late birthday wish. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller wishes [redacted person] the happiest of days in a short prerecorded birthday message. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller gives Bingo a comic belated birthday wish. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller says the show makes him laugh and praises [redacted person]'s delivery in a short audio review. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller sends good wishes to Halfway Okay and jokes about fan-club membership benefits. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for [redacted person]. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for [redacted person]. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for [redacted person]. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James Brubaker delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for Danny. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for [redacted person]. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for [redacted person]. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for [redacted person] and praises the show. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for [redacted person]. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for [redacted person]. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller delivers a prerecorded birthday wish for [redacted person]. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller proposes Parking Budz, in which friends talk in a parked car, and asks what rules the hosts would impose. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller begins a knowledgeable Congo explanation before the hosts stop and disqualify the response because they wanted hazy recollections. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — An older Belize honeymoon recording begins and is stopped when the hosts identify it as the wrong archival file. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James gives a facetious Congo plot about two grifters ending in a how'd-that-con-go pun and is disqualified. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller presents a Stephen Hawking conspiracy premise involving a secret Cambridge physicist cabal. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller asks the hosts to assign fifth-edition Dungeons & Dragons classes to Night Court characters. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller provides one prerecorded voicemail that is paused for host commentary and then resumed. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller celebrates winning the grandfather-touched Episode I figure contest, selects Watto, supplies an ancillary Mr. Goodbar prompt, and invites [redacted person] for coffee. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller calls back with bonus information that [redacted person] suggested Sebulba and that the figure appeared expensive on eBay. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller contributes one prerecorded Stuniverse voicemail arguing that alcohol makes people brave and dumb while cannabis makes people smart and scared. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller contributes a prerecorded Stuniverse haiku and asks how peace could outpay weapons profiteering. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James Brubaker contributes a prerecorded Trick 'em Up voicemail about a Belize tsunami warning ending with the pun 'what a reef.' (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller contributes one prerecorded Stuniverse message containing the song refrain 'Everybody's [redacted person], that's why we disagree' and says he intends to call weekly. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller contributes one prerecorded Stuniverse weekly message advising a slight smile during meditation and closing with a haiku about smiling while speaking; the haiku is rewound once. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller follows up on a prior iTunes review, questions contradictory Everybody Loves Grandpa Sweepstakes dates, and clarifies his Gene Simmons comparison. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller contributes the first pseudo-regular Stuniverse recording, introducing himself, presenting a Sneakers composition and haikus, and signing off. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Desiree** (voicemail · incoming) — Desiree's prerecorded Sweetmails message describes teens treating her as old at a movie theater, mentions Eric Dittmer and My Brother, My Brother and Me, compares Danny's voice to Ben Folds, and requests a piano cover. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller's prerecorded [redacted person]-feature voicemail requests a fictional [redacted person] Fastpaws anthology and additional joke gifts before the hosts cut it off. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller's prerecorded [redacted person]-feature voicemail says world suffering prevents him from requesting anything and asks [redacted person] to give nothing to anyone else either. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller contributes one prerecorded voicemail presenting the melon-ball riddle and clues concerning a 2000 electronic [redacted person] by an artist who was already dead. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller's prerecorded voicemail asks [redacted person] to prove that his paws are fast and threatens the nickname [redacted person] Average Speed Paws. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller, later called Cooley, leaves a short prerecorded voicemail asking for the hosts' positions on grandpas with hair versus grandpas without hair. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller's prerecorded voicemail proposes that Office Depot is the saddest place in the world and asks for the hosts' views. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller's prerecorded voicemail recounts a funeral-home story about an elderly man who died while watching White Christmas and closes with a Thanksgiving greeting. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller, calling from California, recounts dreams about a deceased friend and an October 11 date. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller leaves a short prerecorded comedy voicemail saying he is covered in dirt. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller leaves a positive prerecorded sweetmail expressing affection for the show. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James Brubaker submits one continuous spooky-story voicemail about a frightening childhood experience. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller discusses illness, support and humor in the Better Bronson Pinchot group, and friends [redacted person] and Phil. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller discusses his move, review blog, critical method, fan-group relationships, and the show's feud. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller leaves a prerecorded voicemail asking what to do about a husband who bites the cat and sometimes her. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller leaves a short prerecorded voicemail telling a muffler/exhausted dream joke. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller leaves a prerecorded voicemail about reaching Frasier season seven and suggests the Brainfall Frasier-character quiz. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **James Brubaker** (voicemail · incoming) — James Brubaker leaves a prerecorded voicemail responding to a record-shopping recollection and saying he enjoys the podcast. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller participated in this phone event; identity details are withheld. (citation pending)
• **Unidentified caller** (voicemail · incoming) — The caller leaves a prerecorded follow-up to an earlier email and compares the hosts using [redacted person] Eyes and Storm Shadow. (citation pending)