Smittle Victuals

The hosts perform fictional sponsor commercials for Smittle Victuals, usually closing with the slogan ‘Just like Dad remembers.’

Appearances

• Episode 119 — citation pending · Segment length: 13 seconds.
• Synopsis: Past Bingo apologizes to fictional sponsor Smittle Victuals for the downbeat show and delivers the spoken ‘Smittle Vittles’ brand and ‘Just like Dad remembers’ tag.

• Episode 119 — citation pending · Segment length: 20 seconds.
• Synopsis: The present-day hosts explicitly introduce a Smittle Victuals commercial; the archival ad asks about a long day at work and closes with the brand slogan.

• Episode 119 — citation pending · Segment length: 1 minute, 4 seconds.
• Synopsis: Danny cold-reads a fictional car-themed Smittle Victuals ad, pausing for handwriting commentary before completing its spoken brand tag.

• Episode 119 — citation pending · Segment length: 22 seconds.
• Synopsis: A mock fourth-and-goal scenario resolves into the Smittle Victuals slogan and an explicit line that the segment is brought to listeners by the sponsor.

• Episode 36 — citation pending · Segment length: 24 seconds.
• Synopsis: The first distinct live-read faux-sponsor comedy card closes on the recurring Smittle Victuals tagline. It is different copy, not a replay or prerecorded file; no winner or prize occurs.

• Episode 36 — citation pending · Segment length: 20 seconds.
• Synopsis: The explicitly numbered second Smittle Victuals live-read card uses distinct comedy copy and closes on the recurring brand/tagline. It is not a replay or prerecorded file; no winner or prize occurs.

• Episode 36 — citation pending · Segment length: 32 seconds.
• Synopsis: The explicitly numbered third Smittle Victuals live-read card uses distinct comedy copy and closes on the recurring tagline. Later sponsor-world banter is excluded; this is not a replay or prerecorded file.

• Episode 36 — citation pending · Segment length: 17 seconds.
• Synopsis: The fourth formulaic Smittle Victuals live-read card resolves to the recurring brand despite ASR distortion and ends on the final repeated name. It is distinct copy, not a replay or prerecorded file.