Blood News

The hosts review and react to news reports involving blood or blood-themed events.

Appearances

• Episode 122 — citation pending · Segment length: 22 minutes, 26 seconds.
• Synopsis: The hosts review reports about a blood-contaminated Starbucks drink, blood in an Arby's sandwich, creepy dolls, and animal blood backing into an Iowa basement.

• Episode 72 — citation pending · Segment length: 17 minutes, 11 seconds.
• Synopsis: The hosts review two attributed television-news reports, then follow an accidental clip into several Parker and Grant videos before the sponsor tag; all real-world details remain in-show reports rather than independently verified facts.

• Episode 20 — citation pending · Segment length: 11 minutes, 51 seconds.
• Synopsis: The explicitly titled Blood News feature plays and reacts to two distinct prerecorded television-news reports involving blood. The first report is paused and resumed but remains one logical file; the second is continuous. The segment ends after the final blood-specific reaction, not at the earlier internal joke close; no winner or prize occurs.