20 Minutes Talk About a Beet

The hosts attempt to discuss a beet for twenty minutes under submitted discussion rules.

Appearances

• Episode 100 — citation pending · Segment length: 10 minutes, 25 seconds.
• Synopsis: The hosts perform a chant-driven coda about a beet under a rule that discussing anything else resets the timer, stop after about twelve minutes, and tell listeners to replay it to reach twenty.

• Episode 75 — citation pending · Segment length: 12 minutes, 20 seconds.
• Synopsis: Ian's submitted rules ask for twenty minutes focused on one beet; after setup and a break, the hosts inspect greens and bite the raw beet, call its dirt-like taste not bad, and admit they stopped early. Ian's much later theme voicemail is an addendum, not a second occurrence.